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PopSmoke:
u sure say these neighbors fit afford DNA so?

He said that he will borrow from siblings or elsewhere for the test

BobFischer:
Yeye dey smell...

Hmmm, what do you mean?

ibkonekt:
source of the info?

House next to mine

jawalis:
FAKE ASSS STORY.
which one is central kitchen?
And I can see every man calling for DNA, can you afford it?

Oga, this is a face me i face you house. You don't cook inside your 1 room. You either go to the kitchen or u corridor ( if you have enough kerosene to waste)

and read again, he is being sponsored

Ert9:
Real men do things, and take decisions without involving anyone — The only way you can know it happened is by seeing it. I pity men like this shaaa!

Maybe his wife heard it during a phone call between the man and his brothers or sponsors

Well, it may sound and look funny to an outsider but, I really feel the pain of the man as women gathered and was blaming him without hearing from him and knowing why he decided to do the text.

After the show, some gathered to settle the problem and know what really caused the problem.

According to the Man a cyclist, He said that he came back mid day on Tuesday, he didn't see his wife although his kids where sleeping in their room. He waited for close to an Hour for his wife to come back but he didn't see her so he went to the central kitchen to make egg sauce and Eba to eat. On his way, he heard his wife's voice with another familiar sound from one of the rooms, He banged the door open only to see his wife receiving Doggy from the neighbor.

According to him, he was not actually pained that his wife is sleeping with a neighbor, but because his wife gave the neighbor a doggy she's been denying him. and not only that, the woman came back and fought him for looking into his personal life alot.

This prompted the man to borrow money and do DNA test on his two kids. When the wife got to know about his secret plans, decided to fight and quarrel him publicly

But according to the woman when asked what transpired between her and the neighbor, she said that her room was very hot and also children where sleeping so, lack of space and heat made her to go to the neighbors room to sit and wash. But unfortunately,Her husband came in as she was bending down and rinsing the cloths.She insisted that although she pulled up her skirt from the back due to heat, and also the neighbor was at her back , they where doing nothing.

When asked why she refused her husband from the DNA test, She said that it is heartbreaking and depressing for her husband to do that, It means that her husband is calling her a prostitute that sleeps around with men and she can't swallow it. She also said that if the man can't live with the kids and also trust her, he should relocate.

Nairalanders, advice me what I will suggest to bring peace in this situation and stop further escalation

Is the woman playing a reverse psychology on other women that is already swallowing her words or is she telling the truth?

GayPontiff:
Paedophile on the loose!

I talk am before say u be gay, another person don confirm am

Ladyhippolyta88:
As una dey do DNA test make una tell una papa to do DNA test on una.

Make una nor go inherit another person property since you all wanna imply that women are not loyal your mothers are not loyal too.

Also do fertility test first before DNA.Make who dey impotent nor go dey shout paternity fraud fertility test is cheaper

Ewu . I don't know why God created such a painful punishment for men

CalliDora1:
Wahala be like bicycle for who no get 350k .

This one don sweet u die.
Kelechi ur husband won't be able to decipher ur crime. Golibe, God has answered ur prayers

mrdharkchild:
Its a long year bruv. Enjoy yourself

Thanks, 1st round was tough sha

Twoclans:
@ zainmaxwell I hail you

@ OP my biggest turn off is a guy who opens his mouth to tell me he is good in bed or that he is good with MouthAction I get instantly turned off because I know that all na mouth. Good players don't shout. Its always empty barrels that make the most noise.

Omo, na my spec be this o.

I am a businessman that travels mostly around but, Sometimes, i do stay up to a month in Warri Delta State. How can we meet, it's been long i received nice Mouth Gig

Pierocash:
Senseless people everywhere. She no suck you well,you go complain that she isn't satisfying you. She do am well,you say she be pro and you want to divorce her because she will cheat.

Oga do you need help?

Hmm, this is too harsh

mrdharkchild:
How old r u really?
How is /what is d standard of measuring achievements?


Dont b such a child.

Mr Dhark Child abeg abeg abeg, go and eat your spider and let me fvck my fvck in peace. My girl is returning soon, i need to get ready for action.

Confidence has never failed me and will never fail me

sunshineV:
u dey mind dat ekuke... he dey pain am say he no dey get pucci like u and the guy living next door

lol, That guy nextdoor is a real banger . I can hear the banging from the other side of the Duplex

adekemi45600:
MEANWHILE, ARE YOU AN ARTIST? CHECK MY SIGNATURE

It's like this one is the new scam on board. Go and tell them you no see me.

Sammy07:
lemme help you mention all Nairaland Mods

Seun, mynd44, lalasticlala, oam4j, Farano, Rocktation, uboma, davide470, 1forall, CrazyMan, FOD, puskin, naijacutee, dominique, mukina2, dominique, Moderators: CrazyMan, yokiti
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Some months ago Farano posted one profile pic where she had All back hair style, I masturbate with that pic no be small. Seun is a suspect, how and what made them know each other and she was made a moderator for Sexuality and Romance Section?

Richiez is my man back then we d hustle for free browsing in Naijamob.net i hail o.

justwise is planning 30 years ban for me but, his plans won't work

"Dominique" A low key changed Feminist, The change may either be caused by the fact she is now married or her time don pass

"CrazyMan " Odiegwu for this kind name I won't talk sha.


Please, one of you should help me change my Username from Scientists to Sientist. The mention on Scientists is too much.

I had my first Sex this year today. It was a blast.
Women are meant to be fvcked, no time for love

mrdharkchild:
All I'm saying is, try n keep it to yourself man. It's not new man. My dad had sex, my great grand father had sex, hell my ancestors had sex, where are all of them now. There r more important things than just posting to the world about that..

I don't understand you. I didn't say it is me that did it. And believe me, unserious me may have achieved more than you.

Ciao

mrdharkchild:
Had a friend back in d days, he had more ass than he had a prickle, he never gets tired of fooling himself(having sex). That's how I c u.

They say the " empty vessels " makes d loudest noise though. Interpret it however u wanna

Hmmm is it now a bad thing to have sex? I thought masturbation was more evil.

PDP and APC Same criminals different names.

Have they ever condemned Wike's Action since Obigbo massacre?

stupidmod1:
MEANWHILE, ARE YOU AN ARTIST? CHECK MY SIGNATURE

I want you to draw something for me please


Whenever I look at my dic.k from the top, it looks small. but all the girls I've fvcked always admired how massive it was.

So, i want a lady that will draw it from a side angle.

Bornu1stSon:
Very bad. I feel for the Little man.

Happy new year

Well, not that enough prayers was not made sha but, maybe the answer didn't come quickly as expected. We mourn him so dearly.

Until his Partial demise, He has been in committed service to the course. He damaged not less than 8 pussies between 24 till today. Truly speaking, last night was a blast. I slept and woke up and slept and woke up all through with an erection caused by mourning from a girl receiving it hard in my neighbors room. I wanted to masturbate sha but i decided to save it for my girlfriend's visit today.

This morning, as he was narrating how his little man is dead and now he is unable to get erection again. Although I was busy thanking my God for the peace of mind he restored, but yet I was feeling bad for him.

Women cheat and get pregnant for another man when you are complete, talk of when you don't have one important tool for them

Please nairalanders, Is he going to be alright?

Preciousgirl:
U must be very promiscuous

It's like Ghana girls are more polite and friendly than nigerian girls. I expected harsh response from you

Preciousgirl:
Shame

Your Ass must be very Large and Curvy, which made a Nigerian man to go over their and marry you.

Preciousgirl:
Shame on you shey u are salivating

I heard Ghanaians have Large/Phat Ass

Jessylove96:
There is no day that I don't get messages from guys trying to woo me on Facebook. They often send me their Penis pic. The worst is from Indian and arab men, the only thing they know is sex and sending their nude pics...infact I stopped accepting friend request from Indian and Arab men because the next thing I will see on my inbox is their dick pic and erotic video. Why are guys like this. Nigerian guys are trying though, most of them don't send their dick but wants to sexchat nude and hook up probably for sex.

If you have a girlfriend that uses Facebook constantly and still a virgin at 24, marry her because it is not easy to face Facebook temptation from guys of different colours and still remain a good girl and a virgin. That's why most ladies are not virgin because the kind of temptation we get from guys everyday, not all of us can avoid it.

Men of different ages both old and young are misbehaving on Facebook. Sometimes I reply messages from guys and get tired because the messages keeps coming everyday from new guys and old friends...

Hello dear. Something caught my attention.

Do women feel urge to have sex whenever they see pictures of Large penis or Masturbating Man?

BRATISLAVA:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New year to you!

For your mind, you have gotten a new love abi?

I don't hav time for nairaland for now. When am free, i will give ur gf a reason why a mum must be sober all times

apatheticme:
Right now, I'm so freaking high, on red label mixed with Joven Capel mixed with Andre, VSOP Hennessy, I don't fvckng give a fvck what you think, parte after parte with hubby, I just dey use you catch cruise, this na December period! So whatever you think, shove it down your ass!!

Maybe I'll have your time by next year, for now too much booze, fish Pepper soup, asun, music, life band and the rest! Las Las do whatever you want. Women good, fine; women nor good fine, do whatever the fvck you want, it's a free world, just make sure you're not Broke!!!


I'm living the life man, can't afford to be Broke!!! I'm freaking on top of ma freaking world, rolling with the best in society, people you can't think of relating!! Ever!!! Royals, politicians, honorables, senators, etc, despite being a very humble civil servant, a measly 6-figure salary receiving medical doctor, yet I roll with the elites in society, who you pray to be in their company!!!

So give me a break pls!!!


Could've attached pics, but anybody could know anybody here, so go fvck yaself pls, till next year, I'm already high, enjoying maself, kill yourself if you can, byeeee!!!

Ciao!!!!

apatheticme:
So every woman who attends a parte where politicians are present will have her ass tapped and stuffs pressed bah??

So if Okonjo Iweala was in the same party her stuffs would be pressed??

Not every woman at a high class party is a hoe, but then people like you would never believe since you already see every woman (your mama inclusive) as a hoe!

I attended a party, with my husband and you are here saying he looked the other way? Biko were you there ni, abi na you dey host the party??

A party that was a low key celebration of a top elite 25 years wedding anniversary, with couples being invited from all walks of life; academicians, parliamentarians, financial experts, banking giants etc, all with their wives, you're here thinking about someone tapping ass! On my table sat a VC of one of the top federal universities in Nigeria, with his wife. There was food, lots of wine, laughter, and camaraderie amongst everyone. Yet you are in one corner of your miserable room with 10MB borrowed data, monitoring me upandan like village witchcraft and linking my activities to whorishness.

Kai, sex and sexually related thoughts have finished this one! No wonder the holy book says "as a man thinketh, so is he". Your thoughts are filthy, and it has projected onto your person, you're a filthy human!

You're sad, with pains on Christmas eve because someone somewhere was enjoying herself at a party, with her hubby, living her life, without a single care in the world! Wow, brokenness nor good oh, Chai! E get where you go Broke reach, your brain go dey function like a knocked engine, sotey you go dey deduce different rubbish from an ordinary party wey nor be you attend! may God deliver you from the clutches of poverty this coming year!

PS; not just deliverance from financial poverty, you also need deliverance from poverty mindset! Your mindset is very poor!

Read the two things you posted, you will believe with me that you are a liar The party you described at the initial is different from the one you described later, and that first one is actually how the party was.How Sure are you that no one touched you when you where drunk and high.

This is how men make mistake. How can your husband be taking his young wife to such places and also giving you so much Liberty knowing fully well how emotionally confused you hole creatures can be.

I don't blame hole creatures like you when una cheat. I blame the men that decided to give una liberty to have fun in such places.

SMH

Enemies of my peaceful state.
Bornu is safe. disregard IPOB media