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This evening I was peeping through my window, looking at some female students passing by. I never knew my landlords son was up , cleaning up the water tank. I never knew that he was there Normally I do move about without putting on clothes in my room, so as I sighted those students twerking in front of their dormot, I became aroused and then took lotion to do the needful .

I never knew this boy was up there looking at me, my cream and my right hand behaving like an ape. a well respected neighbor like me. At a point he greeted me migwo Sir. I shocked and looked up and instantly fell into depression.

Nairalanders please help me. I am a lecturer in a renowned university in Delta state where those students go to and I wouldn't want this to leak. What should I do?

It is a very sad day for me, very very sad indeed.I just tire

meobizy:
Mscheew. I booked space for nonsense.

Help

chatinent:
Ara agbala onye conji

Up till now, I am still outside

Baronthecelebri:
I don't understand you

How can I save myself from this lady in my house now

RealityKings:
Your life don spoil
You graduated from Hamster to xhamster
Where you go find the "X" wey you add?

No be me cause am. Na autocorrect do am. It is the handwork of the devil

As we all know, Hamster was launched yesterday after much tapping on our screen. One shocking thing happened to me. After 5 hours of the launch, my Hamster worth 30 dollars at launch nose dived to 23 dollars. I was in shock and felt that some hamster is hidden somewhere online. So I quickly went online so that I can report directly to Hamster company what I am experiencing.

When I got to xhamster, I got confused. Does it mean my coins had been used to pay ashawos ? Well, I decided to explore the customer care service with baby oil I recently bought. In the process, My girlfriend barged into the bathroom to see what's keeping me in the bathroom for over 30 minutes. What she saw made her so angry that she took the knife she was using to cut cucumber to stab me. She tried several times but I and and my erect dick were lucky at any strike. I quickly took my Jalabia and ran away. In the process of running away, I dashed my feet against my pavement and now I cant walk properly.

Please nairalanders, what should I do?

DrFunmisticGlow:
If she is healthy, no, but nothing is impossible in medicine

What do you mean by Healthy?

MrCork:

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M.O.D
Are you guys now allowing scums to post useless threads topics like this?
... Is this what nairaland has turn into??

kaycblack7:
A lady recently spread my legs and licked my ass hole. It was a very cathartic experience.
Please gather here if you have ever had your ass hole licked and sucked.

Mrcork, who invited you to the thread??


@op That's one thing that I can't do bro. My mission ended with licking vagina and fu.c.king her asshole. I no fit spread nyash for any human being abeg

DrFunmisticGlow:
🤨😒🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
I am not superman biko.

My Dr. Can a lady get pregnant after Anal sex?

DrFunmisticGlow:
countdown for what?🤣🤣

To Sunday

Everyday247:
Chai!!! I wish I was a Hollywood director. This would have been a hit movie. This is the usual format Hollywood movies take:
1. Young girl is being abused.
2. Hero saves young girl.
3. Young girl falls in love with hero.
4. Everything concludes with a hot spicy sex scene. 🔥
A popular movie that used this format is twilight.

This is not a movie bro, this is real. Today is the interview against tomorrow public confession

Finally, I may be moving out of the house because of one village girl

Totilopussylick:


He's a he-goat

ruggedboych:
So your landlord is a hegoat

Adorabledoll:
super big problem.abeg just pack out and look for another house

Jeon:


MY GUY YOU SAVED ME by doing that!
I KNOW SOME CURIOUS PERSON[s] GO STILL READ.

Scientist at 5am

jaxxy:
At 5am ur mates are preparing to go to work u are busy in ur kitchen doing peeping Tom??

aidameoryou:
What drugs did you use though

I cant remember the names bro. I posted the pics in the Front page

fykes:
Yawns....kids and their fantasies

I am not joking brother. Help me win this war

immortalcrown:
I blame myself for reading this. It is well.

Please help a brother in pain

After about 2 weeks of living together, she got malaria which made her not to go to work for 1 week. On the Sunday before her resumption, I noticed something on her leg. A thick mark that got my attention. I was moved and thought about what this young lady must have passed through in the hands of the woman. As I was carefully examining her legs, because the towel she was wearing is short, as I pressed a lump on her laps, so as she shouted in pain and exposed her private part. As I set my eye on her Blue and white tight, My dick got harder than a concrete wall. I couldn't resist such fair soft laps of such young beauty. One thing led to another and the moment she help my dick, I grabbed her and kissed her deeply before licking her downstairs as she sucked mine in a 69 manner. We ended up having anal sex that Sunday and we didn't stop there, Infact from that day till last week, we've had about 30 sex of which Anal sex is about 25 due to avoidance of pregnancy.

This past Sunday was a holy ghost service in my church which we two attended. The problem is that this village lady squatting with me fell under whatever and has already registered among the people that wants to publicly confess their sins Infront of the Church this Sunday. This particular church is more like a family church because my mum, sister, aunt and 2 of my brothers attends it. So, this lady being a village lady and a young girl of just 20 years will definitely say things bluntly as it is. That is, she will stand in front of congregation of about 800 people to tell them that we are having Anal sex and she sucks my dick I am doomed. Coupled with her poor English, the congregation will think that I am exploiting the poor lady since I am more educated than her and I also have more money than her.

Please nairalanders help me. How can I mitigate this situation like this, time is running out

Enough is enough, yes I said it. It will get out of hand if I don't do anything about this. The beating got to the extent that we couldn't sleep at night. This particular woman will send this poor girl outside around 8pm to 10pm at night in punishment for not doing one minor thing or the other. There was a day the beating was too much that this 20 years old girl jumped from the first floor to save her life. I had to call a meeting the next day but unfortunately, nobody cared because they are already used to her cries in the house

Long story short, Last 3 months, I got this wicked woman arrested and she was locked up. Thanks for the swift action of the police to rescue this poor little girl. Few days later, this abused lady had to move back to the village to stay with her mum in this scorching economy. After about 2 weeks, someone texted me on WhatsApp and when I checked the pics, I noticed it is the young lady I saved from abusive madam. She kept on saying how she's been struggling with life and that she had eaten once two days from the day she chatted me up. I still sympathized with her. She begged to squat with me for a short time since I was living in a full flat. After a day of thinking about it, I agreed and asked her to come over after all I am hardly at home.

Help

PrinceJoeWan:
Na once you reject am oh


To the OP, I also reside in Delta but this your writeup is fishy because you already know what to do.
So are you seeking validations or are you being childish?

If you are in Delta State, you will understand that Saturdays rain and cold was not funny. Even my sperm was frozen at first

OgaTheTop2:
Many strange people on Nairaland..

Help a brother in need

dkidd:
So let me get this straight... U left the VGC to ply ANC? Can't U see ur already in deeper shyyt

What is the essence of sex if you cannot release inside her

condensedmilk:
when you see shit for road you will spit on it because it has offensive odour.

But you got home and put your pen.is in the same shit

No boss. I put it in tight anus not shit

aidameoryou:
Have you treated yourself finally?

Yes boss. I just hope it won't affect my fertility

SUPERBLOOM:
Bro your days are over... Try yo write your will.
Sorry in advance

What do you think

Zxcvbnmghtr:
LIES!!!!!

Put yourself in my shoes

After anal sex with my girlfriend, I noticed something strange. I don't know if it a sign or is it just normal. I've already contacted my senior brother and sister to seek advice me but, I still want to hear from naira landers because I believe that their are thousands of users in this platform with different views although sometimes the views maybe different from what I expect, I will still not complain because it is not easy to advice someone that you have not seen before.

Today after going to vote in Local government election in delta state, I decided to invite my gf. Without wasting time, i started pressing breast while kissing her. Something strange happened when she was sucking it. Unlike before she usually gag on my stuff, this time around she was interested in penetration. She told me that we will use her A-hole so that I will be able to release inside without fear for pregnancy which I accepted with happiness. Now, my fear is that after the sex, I looked at her A-hole only to see it wide open and reddish with yellow particles mixed with semen. I became afraid that I might have been infected again.

Please naira landers, does it mean that those yellow particles are infection or are they feaces? Help me

I am scared

Iyke48:
The thing dey itching you and you dey scratch am, same time e dey sweet you. Not knowing you dey wound your penis

No. E no d itch me

melow666 and other health people, I keep feeling like I won vomit. I think my body is rejecting the drugs despite the fact that it is working

jackie111:
What are the names of the drugs especially the ones in the unmarked envelopes?

He got it from a container. No name

[quote author=melow666 post=129930273][/quote]Boss. It was recommended by the pharmacist and I think so far, it is very effective.

What did antibiotics do to you if I may ask?