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[size=40pt]Why the curse now?[/size]

Taylor86:
U will live and watch ur children battle for ur properties b4 u


That is ur punishment

LongPennis:
Bros, you too dey worry yourself. Wait mek you witness the marriage first naa.

No be all these obodo oyibos Wey dey confuse our girls since time IMO river?

By the time he comes back, fucck am finish travel back, her eyes go clear.

Guyman just remembered how sweet the punny of his ex was come dey promise her heaven and earth just to get a second round and the gullible girl come dey fall for am.

Ode sorry "Odein"

[size=30pt] THE LENGTH OF YOUR *P*E*N*I*S* IS INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL TO YOUR LEVEL OF REASONING [/size]

donigspain:
[size=14pt]Kindly insert VIEWER DATA DISCRETION STRONGLY ADVISED!!![/size]
Each picture be like 20MB

[size=14pt]wasted warning!!! We have seen the pictures before seeing your warnings [/size]

[size=20pt]Is it your money?[/size]

Uchizzy:
Rubbish

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sigmundfreud:
There is no end to the atrocities committed under/in the name of GEJ...may we never be punished with such a " jolly fellow " again!

You are a big FOOL. Na your papa money ni? at least appreciate this one 1st and encourage him to do for motherless babies, thats if he is not already doing that.

princeofpeace22:
don jazzy go help motherless babies
instead of this trash

she might be gay!!!

SisiGbeborun:
Fred is on the verge of losing it right now. He's been married for close to 3 years but after their wedding night, his wife has since moved to the guest room and that's where she's been sleeping. All efforts to get her to occupy her side of the bed in the master bedroom proved abortive. She maintained that she needs her privacy by all means. Even when they have to make love, Fred will have to go and meet her in the guest room. It seems the situation is getting out of hand now. Please advise....

You are the foolish Mr Perfect....yeye dey smell

victorD3:
Mr Blunder on TV again. He will reveal how he wants to eliminate the southerners tomorrow

I wish a CCTV footage can surface...but I doubt it.

sweetkward:
Nigerian bankers... I hail oooo aw dead woman go withdraw money for bank...bank kuku get CCTV oya make dem show us the deceased video.

Mrs Cordelia Iweg­buna Idowu Okocha was 50 when she died of breast cancer, on August 7, 2004, and was buried in Septem­ber 2004. However,4 years after her death, she ‘visited’ her bank and withdrew more than N527,500 from her savings account in a first generation bank (name withheld).

The statement of account of the dead woman indicated that she withdrew N500,000 by ‘self ’ on February 19, 2008. On Febru­ary 28, 2008, she made another withdrawal of N27,500 by ‘self’. She made all the withdrawals at the Awolowo Road branch of the bank.

She was survived by her only child, Chukwudi Uche Okocha who was 17 at the time of his mother’s death. He said:

“My mother died on August 7, 2004 as a result of breast cancer and my dad died on February 1, 2006. He slept and did not wake up. I am the only child of my parents, I was 17 years old when my mother died.

My mum was sick for about eight months, suffering from breast cancer before she gave up. Since my parents died, I’ve been managing, trying to cope through the help of family and friends. There is a particular family that took me under their care and since then I’ve been living with them. And to God be the glory, they have been trying. I got admission into University of Lagos to study Mathematics in 2006. It has not been easy not having one’s parents around.




“My mother spent a lot of money when she was sick due to the nature of the sickness. We all know that it is not easy to manage cancer. But about a month before she died, she told me that she had something in her savings account; that was her salary account.

She told me that whatever happened, there was something left in the account. When she died, she was paid her July salary. Before she died, she told me that she had over N200,000 left in her account and when she died her salary was paid into the account. So, there was over N500,000 in the account when she died.”

“But being the only one, I was not able to process the trans­fer of the money to my account. My dad was unable to process it before he died. Between 2008 and 2009, I tried to process the letter of administration of my mother’s estate through the Lagos probate court and they gave me the certificate to get the money in the account.

That was when I applied for the balance and they told me that the balance was about N500. I was shocked because she told me what she had left in the account before she died and I know she did not go to the bank after she told me what she had in the bank.

But even if there was no money, the July salary should have been there because it was paid after she had died. And I have a copy of the pay slip for the July salary. When I met Barrister Eluma, I complained to him that there was something wrong with the account.

“When we went to see the then branch manager of the bank, she asked if I was sure that my mother was dead. But she was not ready to disclose anything. So, I felt there was foul play somewhere and I decided to see a lawyer and see what we could do about it.

We discovered that two withdrawals were made from my mother’s account in Febru­ary, 2008; that is four years after she died. Did she come from her grave to withdraw the money from her account?

It is a savings account, meaning that she was the only person who could make withdrawals from the account. So, how come withdrawals were made four years after she died?

The withdrawals were made by ‘self’ according to the statement of account. It means that some­body, most likely a staff, who knows she was dead or knows something about her withdrew the money.

“What I need now is for them to refund the money and pay some compensation for the inconveniences I have gone through over the years. If I had been able to access the money, it would have been very useful, particularly when I was in school.

Again, the value of the money has depreciated in the past 11 years. You can imagine what I could have done if I had gotten the money then. So, they should compensate me.”

He has written a petition to the Assistant Inspector General of Police in-charge of Zone 2 Command, Nigeria Police, Zone 2 headquarters, Onikan, Lagos. Dated June 17, 2015, to help him retrieve the money.

Source: The Sun

http://madailygist.com/shocking-dead-woman-withdraws-over-n500k-from-bank-in-lagos/

anyone noticed that the screen of her phone is smashed!!!

This reminds us all that a lot of things have changed and we also need to improve in our capability so as to be in sync with the technological changes!!! Have a blessed day you all

KingKuntaVart:
Paparazzi president.. kim kardashian president.......... planning to remove evrybody from all the key positions to fix ur kunu drinking retard brothers.... kontinu.... the bomb that would kill u is still under construction in russia... if u like send SSS nd DSS after me....

See fustration....chai pele!!!

"fat" hahahaha "will allow u suffer with ur DISTENTION" o ni ranu oponu....o ni sokukuso

Adaahjacob:
For a start, he should accept d pay package. Moreover, this is Nigeria and not UK.
But subsequently, as time goes, God is not a sleeping God fat will allow u suffer with ur DISTENTION

weyrey LOOOOOL

BeeBeeOoh:
My Uncle's Wife coming out soon. Grab Your Copy!!

PDP why always you people

[size=20pt]Mugabe is just a clown[/size]

OP let me ask this question

Were you guys communicating during this 7 months? if yes and she actually still went ahead to f*ck another man!!! Please dump her instantly!!!

Just passing by!!!

[size=30pt]VERY CRAZY COUNTRY!!![/size]

chiangyokay:
[size=40pt]Story For The GODS..May God Punish u...*Judas*[/size]

I agree!!!

Civic Center loooooool

jtwest:
lo̲̣̣̥o̲̣̥o̲̣̥=°˚˚˚°=o̲̣̥o̲̣̥o̲̣̣̥l civic!!!

You must be a 1st class citizen of nairaland

atospet:
When APC and PDP are calling at the same time. I belong to everybody and nobody.

ProfessorPeter:
u mean the lion of Ubima that Mbu tamed?
Amechi i warned u but u didn't listen.
The next person that will be disappointmeted is Tinubu.
Lesson: never trust u Hausa/Fulani

So you are still not satisfied with this selection!!!

Rubbish talk pata pata.....try to be reasonable and lets give this man a chance to do something!!!!

mrking3:
I'm old enough to decide who I will vote for! You don't need to litter my mention with Buhari or Apc ish!

you don vex be that Ooooo....pele, come collect biscuit

why are you wicked like this EXAMDEAL some of these stuffs are gotten free on torrent sites....SMH

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If we will eventually discard the use of card readers....then, there is no sense in the PVC idea!!! wasted efforts!!! I believe INEC must have tested these card readers internally somehow. they can't be that dumb no to have done that I believe

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