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So suddenly you started talking flirty with her and you sent your NUDE pix abi. Continue ooo.

Godoverevery:
Am currently in a relationship with a 31yr old lady for about 2 month now.
She want to buy iPhone 12pro max and she doesn't have the total money.
She has being complaining about how her phone (techno phantom) isn't good enough for pictures and videos bla bla bla from the time we met.

In my last relationship I actually helped my ex get iPhone Xsmas, she didn't have the total money aswell and I added about 55k to get it for her which I later regret with every blood in me and now the same scenario is happening again.

I actually advise her to get a lesser iPhone which her money can buy but she is adamant she want iPhone 12promax just to show off to other ladies in her office.

She expecting me to help her get the phone and add the remaining balance.
From my calculations she is about 70k-80k short of the money to get the phone and honestly I don't have a dime to give cos only a foolish idiot will make the same mistake thrice.

She emotionally blackmailing me and I can't take it anymore.......at 31yrs I expect more understanding and more important priorities.

Na so my ex babe when she hear say i wan collect ajoo money of 800k she begin talk of iphone of 350k

Arizoner:
Really! I thought they are employed to sit in front of computers.

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That is a receptionist of front desk. Some company just combine everything togther any how any how all cos they dont want to pay. You can find an office assistance even seating in front of a system which is not their main job. the first job i got was office assistance, i was cleaning, dispatching letters and then working as a receptionist

Arizoner:
Really! I thought they are employed to sit in front of computers.

Otiooo... Na front desk job be that ooo

But Let me explain well to you.. office assistance Job in a banks dont clean but they go on errands for their superiors and are must of the times coperate just that they are a bit higher in position than cleaners while in some companies it depends. So it depends on the company involve in some company they just call it office assistance as packaging but they will still be doing the job of a cleaner within the office

Obainoman6:
Sorry im interested in the office assistant work. is it office assistant or front desk?
What exactly would the office assistant be doing for you?
Hope the front desk job is not that stressful

Office assistances is an upgrade of cleaner. They sometimes clean, and go round distance places to deliver letters or buy food while cleaners just do the work within and buy food

englishmart:
If a wife owns a restaurant, is her husband supposed to pay after eating?

This is a straightforward question.

My wife wouldn't even collect money from me and why would i even want to pay sev.. is this a joke?

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??




When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead. It’s pain only for others.

It’s the same thing when you are stupid.

Have you died before?

Ttalk:
Atiku is a book that should not be read, a stillborn, an aborted dream, and a born failure whose destiny is bound to fail.

All of his political journey pointed to too many avoidable mistakes.

He chose to fight the wrong people.

Chooses the wrong time and has always made the wrong decision.

It is rumored he slept with the wrong gender and traveled at the wrong time to the wrong places.

He fights his best friends and keeps his staunch enemy.

Make Atiku a general, and he would destroy his battalion with stray bullets, an Atiku as a pilot, and expect a crashed plane.

Atiku's too many poor decisions are a red flag for a sane mind. He alone should pursue his lost battle

Okay .

Well... the country itself is making alot of people go tru hell.. Maybe a lawyer should relate with them

The guy is very angry thats why

So this old man is 28years old? am afraid

eni070:
NL my wife left me with my two kids after I confronted her talking with men on facebook. She apologized and i took her back. But later the next morning i found out that she already took her belongings and left. I searched for her all in vain. I later see a note she wrote. I called all her family members if they see her. Nobody did. I have 2 kids with her they too little one is 3years the other is just a year 5months. Im so confused right now. The past boy keeps crying and won’t even eat.

Taken her children to day care and begin a new life

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@Naira marley... The country is not safe for you to come. as you dey land for airport, just dey wright your

greatgod2012:
Get shearbutter, mix a small portion of sivoderm, it works like magic......sivoderm is more mild on baby's skin than nixoderm.
Beware of these elewe-omos, you never know d composition of what they will give you to give you baby to drink, if its only cream they give you, its better, but once "agbo" is involved, you need to be more careful, its baby we are talking about here.
May God help us all.

Thank you very much

So you want a get a wife from naira land abi?

Bros is like you are a pastor... One idiot whom we shot a video kept my movie clip from 2months without editing, just one call from my friend who worked in police. he made it ready almost immediately. Baba lock down his work shop and have him arrested. or get like 6 army personnel to deal with him. He go couple himself. Why would he not even pick your calls and why hasnt he done your work. And he feels he will sleep well at night? Lie lie

Bliss62:
Call me whatever you like, you only showed how your mother raised you

omo this one loud ooo

MrsTwrite:
I came across a post on Facebook, what in the world is wrong with these set of generation?

Is this fashion or madness?

Daughter of this world... flex.. flex.. flex and flex

My colleague resumed the office today complaining very bitterly, so we got talking. He said his elder sister got a property somewhere in Lagos, she stayed there with her husband for a while, had a talent before they both traveled out of the country.
The other tenant also, relocated leaving the house empty; since nobody was now managing the property some hoodlums started breaking into the premises to steal properties bit by bit.

One of the hoodlums was caught and arrested, so my colleague’s brother went to the station as the bale was informed of this act. The police asked him some question which he detailed the them as he was standing in for his elder sister who was far away in London, so they took the criminal to the market where he sold those items, unfortunately know was recovered, the stolen items where valued at about N1,9MILLION naira.

The criminal was taken back to the station and apprehended, so my friends brother was asked to come on Saturday 23rd September for further action, he couldn’t make it to the station due to his work so he went to the station on 25th of September, the police arrested him collected his phones and locked him. Arrested and locked him for what?
They didn’t say anything about it, only for the police to inform the family members that he needs to be granted bill with N150, 0000. Is this a joke?
I’m so confused right now, how can you arrest someone who comes to report an issues and even want him to bail himself with naira.

Please advise

Shark abi big fish?

Let him just ask himself. Are we doing well?

OnlyFiction:
IF Naira marley's story was in the bible, it will look like this.

.MORBID FAME CHAPTER 1


And it came to pass in the Nigerian industry of Arts and Music a young man from the state of Lagos sojourned amongst mortal men. His name was Naira the son of Marley. He was of a slender frame and the hair on his head fell in twisted locks of dread like the Samson of Olden times.
However unlike Samson who rode on the strength of his right arm to conquer and deliver Philistines for glory and fame. Naira the son of Marley relied on the power of his heavy voice and strange tunes. Tunes that made the son of men yearn for the pleasures of this world, it appealed to their desire to conquer the buttocks of women and drink strong wine and smoke the glorious hemp of the country side of India. So thus like Samson, Naira's fame also spread abroad from state to state and country to country, his chambers were filled with gold and his neck with silver and precious stones. His waist had no belt yet his cupboards were filled with a thousand trousers.
Lo and behold many parents said one on to themselves let us send forth our sons to learn and tarry under him like Joseph in the house of Portiphar for this man bears glory in his right hand and power on the left.
So it was, that a lone father of a certain young man whose name was Moh the son of bad, journeyed forth like Nicodemus under the cover of night to the palace of Naira. Now, when Naira beheld the face of the man's son he covered his face and shouted at his father: 'What is this that you have done? Why have you brought before me a man that carries the noon day sun on his forehead?' Or has thou come to render me blind? But Moh knelt down and spake softly unto him saying, it is not so my Lord, I pray thee, right from the day of my birth, My father and my mother, my step mother, my brother, sister and all the host of my kinsmen all call me the light, My Lord if it pleases you thou may address me as Imòle which is the light.'. And Naira marvelled at the young man and said; 'what meaneth these things?' So he tested him and said; 'sing me a song.' and Moh immediately responded with a Melodious tune and when Naira heard the sound of his music, he said! 'it is like sweet smelling savor, indeed I shall call you Imòle. Come under my wing and be with me. For I have taken I liking for you.' When he had said this Moh's father jumped and rejoiced and sung a song unto the Lord saying[i], 'A great light has emerged from my loin and through him my darkness will be rolled away like a carpet.'[/i] And outside the palace he built a small tenth unto the Lord and called it Imolède.
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And Naira indeed took Moh under his wing and of a true thing he noticed that the boy was special, for it was as though the hand of the Lord was upon him. His songs also travelled wide that it was hard to believe that it was a novice who had sung them. Thus when the people listened to his music they would say 'Oh Naira has sung yet another one.' Hence the songs of Moh travelled than his own face. People knew his songs more than they knew him.
One day after many months, Moh ran out into the open streets and rented his clothes and shouted at the top of his voice.
' Hear me oh Nigeria, for I can no longer bear, if I die, know that my master is the killer.'
But when people heard this they scratched their head and said unto themselves; who is this man again? and what are these things from his mouth? for we know Naira and the works of his hand, and the only thing he has ever killed is the beats of his music. but again we shall wait for his Master's mouth for we do not believe this man.' Only one man came out and said 'I believe him.' His name was Bella the son of Shmurda
And when his master finally spoke on the matter he said.
'People of the world take the words from that man's mouth with a pinch of salt, for he is an addict, who smokes better than even I. He drags hemp in the day and ice at night, even the words of his songs he no longer knows.' And it so it was that more people believed the Master more than his servant.

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'Moh the son of bad, left his master's house to work on his own accord. Even so he still reasoned within himself saying; what shall I do to make the world believe me? For my words hold know substance before these people. Indeed the testimony of the poor is vanity, and wisdom of the voiceless is regarded as folly. so he concluded saying I shall sing more songs and tell my story in them. And so he tried, he sang Peace and Feel good and Beast and peace but those that heard only groved to the melody of the sound, and the others still did not believe.
After many months News came to the world that Moh the Son of Bad had indeed died, and confusion immediately besieged the world. What is this? They asked one on to themselves, who killed him? And others screamed, oh he was far too young! No, to the bottom of this we shall get.
Behold some moments after his death, men and testimonies from different corners of country began to arise. Many of them spake softly saying indeed the testimonies from the mouth of the dead man is indeed true. His friend did not tell a lie and his death was not empty handed.
And shock shook the whole industry; what is this that has come upon us? And how doth the lie of the living become truth in death? What shall the father say and the mother. Many a people went back to play the words of his songs and shout oh, Was it him who sang this? Oh was it him who wrote this?. Oh I thought this was Naira. Was this truly the face to this song? Thus the man Moh became more famous in death than in life
And many stood up in their hundreds thousands to mourn renting their clothes, and many mothers cursed marley with the curse of the breasts. And the men swore potent threats at him. And the nation screamed for Justice, and craved for whatever else lay hidden in the secret to be brought to light. That same light that made the man Moh name himself Imòle, for like the son of man, he had perished so that the grave darkness and fearsome secrets in his industry be revealed. And so it is unto this very day both the young and the old the husband man and the fairmaidens are all screaming for Justice, and Yea Justice shall
prevail.



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Omoluabi16:
Funny until his demise, I'd never heard of him. Don't even know any of his songs. It's just amazing he's getting this love even all the way from Enugu.

Same here...

Ahmed0336:
Read wetin you write again and ask yourself if e make sense to you?
Una go just dey yarn akpatha anyhow.

Lol

Well.. anger is strong, it can bring down a house. Apologize to your landlord. He will accept with time and give you your own respect. Shikena

Nobody get joy again for this country oo.. Wake up

Some times i feel like having sex but when i cant find any reasonable close babe to come and collect i just watch some porn. But for olosho, God forbid. I can never sleep with those demon inhabited creatures

First, fight your addiction for women by controlling yourself, then ask for grace to start a new life so that it doesn't destroy you one day

gistray:
He has been with more women than your entire lineage.


He's experimented with larger sample size hence commands enough data to come to this conclusion.

He's 100% right!

Why do you like fight like this?

Brandiebird:
23 year old boy talking about what women want; what does a boy know about women? Children of nowadays 🙄

LOL