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luvus:[size=13pt] Which regulatory body in Nigeria has ever done a thing like that? How many banks with bad customer service has been listed? How many bad telecom companies has been listed? How many rude, reckless and animal bus drivers and conductors has been listed by NURTW? The list goes on and on. Take the bold step and do it on our national newspapers.[/size] |
[size=13pt]Which Nigerian Bank Has The Best Commercials? In my opinion Bank PHB is the best. Man! their concepts are so off the map. As far as ads are concerned, with Bank PHB there is no COM let alone [b]PETITION.[/b]If being successful is by ad alone then they DON'T have any rival at all. Which bank do you think is better or worse?[/size] |
[size=13pt]It was just a collosal waste of time, no doubt[/size] |
[size=13pt]I once heard that the ridiculous part of a story is always the truth. Can you imagine that a landlady actually issued out this ULTIMATUM to her tenants. Her reasonless reason is that they want to burn her house. Simple she doesn't want your progress in her house. The generators are kept well away from the house. If not for PHCN what will people be doing with generator. Rumour has it that she wants to squeeze in another cage in the name of a room where these generators are kept. God! It's just a malicious absurdity. Is this creature and her act something women in particular or the entire humanity should coexist with?[/size] |
[size=35pt]It's totally UNNECESSARY!!. If you can afford it use the money to cater for the destitutes.[/size] |
[size=13pt]Tell me how do you feel after doing a 1000 meter |
[size=13pt]Ehen, and so what? Goodluck to the killer and goodluck to the victim![/size] |
[size=13pt]Which is better a carefully planned and dramatized proposal which ends in a broken marriage or an unorthodox proposal which ends with And they all lived happily ever after Just because gifts or desires are not packaged they way you want it don't make them worthless. Somebody you've been with for fours years, you should know or at least anticipate what he's capable of doing[/size] |
[size=13pt]I love veggies but not all of them. Many are called few are not chosen. I hate watermelon right from the beginning of time. I tried tasting it again last year but my taste buds just can't stand it.[/size] |
[size=13pt]Wow that a nice lecture there about the origin of GREAT. On the flipside though this is a GREAT TRASH ABOUT IFE YOU UPLOADED HERE and trashing other schools[/size] |
naijamark:[size=13pt]He wants to increase the cost N8000, thank God I've managed to fill the form at last.[/size] |
[size=13pt]Thank y'all very much I'll do what you suggested[/size] |
[size=14pt]I bought a JAMB scratch card for my younger brother and for the past 2 WEEKS Plus I've been trying to fill the form online. I even called the so-called Sidmach Technologies powering the JAMB portal and the stupid girl who picked the call had the criminal gut to A.N.N Y me the more by telling me that there was nothing wrong with the site from there end. She was so lucky because I would have strangled her over the phone with the telephone cord had it been I wasn't using a mobile phone. How can somebody pay N3000 for JAMB scratch card and spend close to N3000 or more in cyber cafes trying to register one thing one thing. I'm still trying to register as I write. This Sidmach Technologies is not something the Stone Age Generation would have been proud of. I beg oo Nairaland, is their any faster way of filling the form online? By the way things are going a lot of people won't be able to register until 18th May 2008. Help! help! please help a brother![/size] |
[size=13pt]Love is not blind especially for the girls. That's why you can't SEE a girl whose an accountant for a good firm going out with the roadside mechanic.[/size] |
K.fada:[font=papyrus ][size=13pt] Dude you mean is he in the zoo sorry Ota Farm or does he look like inhabitants of a zoo or jungle? LOL[/size][/font] |
D-reloaded:[size=13pt]This is sooooo brilliant and damn funny [/size] |
@ Gbosko May I join benlay to solicit for moderation in your use of language? I am sure you wont refer to your father as "a foolish old man" unless you are a real "nasty-freak"[size=13pt]If my father should take a foolish stand like KSA then I don't mind labelling him Stupid Foolish Old Brainless Musician. By the way which people's culture is this dude referring to? Is it Naija or Yoruba?[/size] |
Tayo-D:[size=13pt]Point of correction you earned it not own it. You don't even know where it is printed, how much it cost to print it, how much it cost to distribute it and all such statistics. Maybe you should start paying for the the naira you earn so that you can own it. If you make 50k, CBN being a profit oriented businessman will sell the naira to you for 80k that way you earn and own the naira in your pocket. And you can handle it anyhow even use it as manure in your garden but once your 80k stock of naira is finished you'll starve until you make more naira to buy more naira.[/size] |
[size=13pt]Fellow Nigerians no tension, we are leaving by the grace of LIKE IT OR NOT. Let's say by fluke the fluker eagles of Nigeria scales through to the next round, would you say they/them/we deserve it. Why do we/us/they always fight their/our battles from behind when giving equal chances? Later we bank on one lunatic's stupidity to save us/them. Can anybody tell me why?[/size] |
[size=13pt]@ Ijiji I bow for your username. Anyway study the thread carefully I'm sure you'll understand the sense or nonsense[/size] |
[size=13pt]And when you are not sure shouldn't you ask questions?[/size] |
[size=13pt]You guys are wasting your time chewing bubble with this thread, it will only give you headache.[/size] |
igbi:[size=13pt]I thought they said where you are going should look nothing like you are coming from. Which means if you are coming from up, go down and if you are coming from down, go up [/size] |
[size=13pt]She's probably waiting for your peeing gadget to spring up like jack-in-the-box and play the second function role on/in her. Later she'll be the one to call you names for playing cool. But if the girl got balls large enough, she will initiate the irresistible move (trust eve) and play the lead role.[/size] |
[size=13pt]Of course you fit hold body,, ,. erhmm by the way which body are you holding? Your body or the girl's body? I'm sorry I'm getting it mixed it up. It is very possible to hold body, it just mastering the art of self control. Trust me the girl will kill you at the slightest chance she gets for holding body and not making a move on her. [/size] |
uchetobi:[size=13pt]That's the problem, Complex seems to be the usual inevitable snag[/size] |
[size=13pt]Just kidding up there. You should talk her first about your relationship and then about her friends so that you can know where her heart and loyalty really lies. Maybe also you can ask her to invite her friends to her place and you can go there and rub mind with them nicely in front of her. It might just be helpful.[/size] |
[size=13pt] Hate her friends back. [/size] |
[size=13pt]Marrying Up is not always the case, some do marry down. Maybe out of love or frustration as menopause fast approaches.[/size] |
uspry1:[size=13pt]A guy being a virgin don't necessary mean he doesn't know jack about sex. Before I deflowered, I watched a lot of porn knew a lot of shit and talked a lot of dirt sometimes my peeps found it hard to believe I was a virgin. The only thing was, I was a little nervous the first time but 90% of the virgin guys can keep it under control like I did. [/size] |
[size=13pt]That's kool but how credible are they?[/size] |
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Y me the more by telling me that there was
Your body or the girl's body?