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RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Male Virgin by Scopium: 1:23pm On Dec 13, 2007
[size=13pt]Ever wondered why good girls like bad guys? Could give you a clue to answering your question.[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Hi Happen X Mass by Scopium: 1:14pm On Dec 13, 2007
[size=13pt]I wish you the same, shame, fame flame, etc.[/size]
RomanceRe: Goodluck & Advice 2 You All This Season And 4ever by Scopium(op): 11:50am On Dec 13, 2007
[size=13pt]Somehow I'm tempted to agree with your disagreement[/size]
RomanceGoodluck & Advice 2 You All This Season And 4ever by Scopium(op): 10:18am On Dec 13, 2007

[size=13pt]You'll love this trust me!
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, PLEASE USE THEM.
[center]
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
5. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk, 
15. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
16. When you lose, don't lose the lesson
17. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.
18. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
19. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
20. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
21. Spend some time alone.[/center]

Now, here's the FUN part!
Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve.
1-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.
5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.
9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks
15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everything you ever dreamed of will begin to take shape.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.[/size]
Car TalkRe: Lagos Driving 101 by Scopium: 11:55am On Dec 12, 2007
[size=13pt]This is soooooooo funny but that is just the truth. grin grin grin grin grin[/size]
CareerRe: Best Paying Company In Nigeria? by Scopium: 7:07pm On Dec 11, 2007
[size=13pt]What about female bank marketers? grin grin Do they earn much?[/size]
CareerRe: Office Dating: For Or Against? by Scopium: 6:16pm On Dec 11, 2007
[size=13pt]That's a landmine path to happiness. If you are lucky you get to cross if not you get blown apart by one of them landmines. It should be avoided completely but when the hooks are really deep then you are at the mercy of the fisherman grin grin[/size]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Efuah's Birthday Today! by Scopium: 5:51pm On Dec 11, 2007
[size=13pt]Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy birthday all the way girl. I just didn't get the age. Is it 16 or 61? grin grin[/size]
RomanceRe: How Did You Feel When Your Man Broke Your Heart? by Scopium: 5:36pm On Dec 11, 2007
ifyalways:
yes i mean it.i broke his abunna and TV.got my brothers too to brake his car windscreens  tongue tit for tat,brake for broke  grin grin grin
[size=13pt]That means your heart is damn cheap. It only worth broken abunna, TV and brothers that brake windscreen. What a pity.[/size]
RomanceRe: Your Childhood Crush? by Scopium(op): 5:27pm On Dec 11, 2007
toyinrayo:
thanks for bolding the "fool". . . but what's it to you. . .you only bold it, why don't you enlarge it too. i know what i wrote, so buddy, stay off my case. if you read the title, it said "your childhood crush?", not " Make a critic on other's childhood crush" . . .get it? tongue
[size=13pt]Well opinion is like an asshole everyone got one. Maybe his smells a lot. grin grin grin[/size]
Forum GamesRe: Movie Names A-Z (Game) by Scopium: 5:02pm On Dec 11, 2007
[size=13pt]Kill Bill[/size]
Forum GamesRe: Movie Names A-Z (Game) by Scopium: 4:58pm On Dec 11, 2007
tongue smiley undecided huh shocked angry grin embarassed cry cheesy kiss wink[size=13pt]Have U watched those?[/size]
Forum GamesRe: Movie Names A-Z (Game) by Scopium: 4:57pm On Dec 11, 2007
[size=13pt]Indiana Jones[/size]
Forum GamesRe: Movie Names A-Z (Game) by Scopium: 4:55pm On Dec 11, 2007
[size=13pt]Heist[/size]
CareerRe: Bankers' Forum by Scopium: 4:13pm On Dec 06, 2007
slaykay07:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Scopium, all i can say to my friend sabak is that one day he would find out from a literate as he already concluded that am an arogant illiterate.

I can only laugh once again to my dear friend SABAK. I wish he knew,
[size=13pt]You are most welcome. Most of these banks and so called bankers can be very annoying.[/size]
CareerRe: Bankers' Forum by Scopium: 3:40pm On Dec 06, 2007
[size=13pt]@Slaykay07 I'm enjoying your argument as far as my right mind is concerned what you are saying is right, at least I've not seen anything wrong yet. The truth always leaves a bitter taste. If truth is not bitter many of the people who opposed you venomously on this post would have been suffering from diabetes by now.[/size]
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Obsessed With His Late Girlfriend by Scopium: 10:05am On Dec 05, 2007
[size=13pt]Give him some time and if no change hit the road later or just hit the road now and don't you go back no more[/size]
RomanceRe: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by Scopium: 10:02am On Dec 05, 2007
[size=13pt]The longest officially documented human fikky was a find by Doctor Robert L. Dickinson. It was (13.5 inches long, 6.25 inches around). An even larger (but unofficial) measurement was obtained in 1969 by Dr. David Reuben (14 inches long). Is this what you are looking for?[/size]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis
RomanceRe: Can I Go For Toyin Or Shewa? by Scopium: 6:34pm On Dec 04, 2007
[size=13pt]There's something beautiful in something ugly and that's what Toyin and Shewa sees in this His Royal Handsome-Ugliness! grin grin grin[/size]
RomanceRe: When Is It Ok To Fart In Front Of Your Boyfriend? by Scopium: 6:22pm On Dec 04, 2007
[size=13pt]Go on fart provided they are just sound effects and not weapon of mass destruction. cry cry lipsrsealed lipsrsealed It's ok if you two OK it.[/size]
RomanceRe: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by Scopium: 6:10pm On Dec 04, 2007
yimiton:
@ Scopium
I've never liked you, I thought it was the name but now, I know you are just totally annoying!
[size=13pt]You see! Some people are just selfish with what they know. Did I ask for too much by asking you to share your knowledge of fikky with us. After all there is love in sharing. I feel the same about your name but you've never annoyed me, not yet[/size]
RomanceRe: [b]I Lied To Her And She's Deeply Angry With Me![/b] by Scopium: 5:32pm On Dec 04, 2007
Faitymine:
Can someone tell me what to do before I commit a suicide, am lonely, crying all day and night cry, I can't sleep in the night anymore, even I've lost my concentration both at home and in the office. It's a great mistake in my life for telling her lies, [b]please help me, am dying!!![/b] I LOVED HER SO MUCH!
She's my world!
[size=13pt]Commit suicide, cry till the tears drown you. Oops I forgot you had already committed suicide. But I know you won't take this advice after all. It appears to me that the girl's NO is her NO so you just lost one. But if you believe in faith give her some time and then start afresh as a friends and gradually try to regain your position. Don't ever lie again.[/size]
RomanceRe: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by Scopium: 5:14pm On Dec 04, 2007
yimiton:
@ rockiedink & Idera .N, wink smiley
I do know all the details surely. grin cheesy
If you guys need my help, just give me a ring on 0809111100007. I'll be there in a jiffy!
Yes, I apprenticed @ old Mama Gagoo's. She's the best! grin grin
[size=13pt]Yimiton your knowledge of FIKKY is tremendously remarkable. Can you please tell us which fikky size is the best and which one are you enjoying right now?[/size]
RomanceRe: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by Scopium: 5:10pm On Dec 04, 2007
[size=13pt]Can you post the picture of this FIKKY for us to see, it may be in high demand in some quarters. Like the lab for experiment[/size]
RomanceRe: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by Scopium: 5:03pm On Dec 04, 2007
Idera .N:
this topic should be moved to another board shocked shocked


Seun where are you? huh huh
[size=13pt]I know the board you mean. The board with a mattress and naked people wrestling on top of it with or without rubber.[/size]
RomanceRe: Would U Love With Ur Heart Or Head! by Scopium: 4:51pm On Dec 04, 2007
zignor:
@scopium . . .Going by this your analogies, I have concur and underscore wholeheartedly that must be a "HEADMASTER" undecided

lol grin grin grin
[size=13pt]Na you sabi grin grin grin[/size]
FamilyRe: What Is Wrong With A Single Lady Living Alone? by Scopium: 4:47pm On Dec 04, 2007
[size=13pt]There's nothing wrong at all no matter the ladies business. wink It gives you more privacy to do evil or good[/size]
CareerRe: Bankers' Forum by Scopium: 12:24pm On Dec 04, 2007
jewelking:
though i am not a banker but sometimes i like them for their smart dresses and well polished English, i was embarrassed by one of the security men in Zenith bank, he demanded to sight my check before i could gain entrance to the banking hall, i actually closed my account that munite.
Also Oceanic in particular, sorry to say i think most of d OND staff needs some training. it's a not a good bank.
my poeple i am proud to tell u guys that i have GTB is d best. i love that bank
nice poeple
no security harrasement
no telephone restriction
no check book delay
no extra charge on ATM
infact account opening is very easy less than a week for current
online account
online billing
online standing order
, and many more
[size=13pt]To add to that, their building design is always an architectural masterpiece I love that.
Oceanic bank just put blocks together and call it a building. The same pattern all over it's uniquely disgusting![/size]
CareerRe: Bankers' Forum by Scopium: 12:17pm On Dec 04, 2007
[size=13pt]The thread is a big BULL*HIT! Did I say that? I think oceanic bank is sack of shit.[/size]
FamilyRe: A Friend Of Mine Was Beaten To A Pulp By The Wife by Scopium: 8:51am On Dec 04, 2007
[size=13pt]OK just my thought though, Did this gay guy marry another gay guy stronger than him? undecided undecided[/size]
FamilyRe: How Did Your Parents Meet: Ever Asked How? by Scopium(op): 8:45am On Dec 04, 2007
Ndipe:
Nna, the story on how my parents met is a bit sketchy. Stemmed from a tragic fire incident that engulfed some of my mother's belongings. And this was in the 60's or so, when female education in Nigeria was not given that much of a priority. So, my father chipped in financially, and love blossomed. They went on strong for 30 years before they passed away. And guess what? My grandma told me these stories, and my dad (unaware of my knowledge) repeated the same story to me. I really wished I had dug deeper into it, it is one of those things that I really miss not inquiring from them, likewise doing an extensive search on my genealogy.
[size=13pt]This is so emotional, I'm deeply touched[/size]
RomanceRe: Who Shud I Choose by Scopium: 4:45pm On Dec 03, 2007
[size=13pt]You've been with this guy for three years and you must learnt a lot about him. And this new guy I believe you don't know him as much as you know the other guy. The extra special attraction to this new guy is marriage besides that he's just like any other guy. I think you should learn more about him, marriage is not just the catch but a happily married life. If you love the first guy and you are happy in his company try and see if you can change him to reason with you about settling down. This new guy has a daughter try and learn about the mother cause she may come back one day and that you don't want. Good luck.[/size]

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