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[size=13pt]Ever wondered why good girls like bad guys? Could give you a clue to answering your question.[/size] |
[size=13pt]I wish you the same, shame, fame flame, etc.[/size] |
[size=13pt]Somehow I'm tempted to agree with your disagreement[/size] |
[size=13pt]You'll love this trust me! There's some mighty fine advice in these words, PLEASE USE THEM. [center] 1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, "I love you," mean it. 5. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 7. Believe in love at first sight. 8. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. 9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. 10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. 11. Don't judge people by their relatives. 12. Talk slowly but think quickly. 13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" 14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk, 15. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. 16. When you lose, don't lose the lesson 17. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions. 18. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. 19. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 20. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice. 21. Spend some time alone.[/center] Now, here's the FUN part! Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve. 1-4 people: Your life will improve slightly. 5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking. 9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks 15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everything you ever dreamed of will begin to take shape. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.[/size] |
[size=13pt]This is soooooooo funny but that is just the truth. [/size] |
[size=13pt]What about female bank marketers? Do they earn much?[/size] |
[size=13pt]That's a landmine path to happiness. If you are lucky you get to cross if not you get blown apart by one of them landmines. It should be avoided completely but when the hooks are really deep then you are at the mercy of the fisherman [/size] |
[size=13pt]Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy birthday all the way girl. I just didn't get the age. Is it 16 or 61? [/size] |
ifyalways:[size=13pt]That means your heart is damn cheap. It only worth broken abunna, TV and brothers that brake windscreen. What a pity.[/size] |
toyinrayo:[size=13pt]Well opinion is like an asshole everyone got one. Maybe his smells a lot. [/size] |
[size=13pt]Kill Bill[/size] |
[size=13pt]Have U watched those?[/size] |
[size=13pt]Indiana Jones[/size] |
[size=13pt]Heist[/size] |
slaykay07:[size=13pt]You are most welcome. Most of these banks and so called bankers can be very annoying.[/size] |
[size=13pt]@Slaykay07 I'm enjoying your argument as far as my right mind is concerned what you are saying is right, at least I've not seen anything wrong yet. The truth always leaves a bitter taste. If truth is not bitter many of the people who opposed you venomously on this post would have been suffering from diabetes by now.[/size] |
[size=13pt]Give him some time and if no change hit the road later or just hit the road now and don't you go back no more[/size] |
[size=13pt]The longest officially documented human fikky was a find by Doctor Robert L. Dickinson. It was (13.5 inches long, 6.25 inches around). An even larger (but unofficial) measurement was obtained in 1969 by Dr. David Reuben (14 inches long). Is this what you are looking for?[/size] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis |
[size=13pt]There's something beautiful in something ugly and that's what Toyin and Shewa sees in this His Royal Handsome-Ugliness! [/size] |
[size=13pt]Go on fart provided they are just sound effects and not weapon of mass destruction. It's ok if you two OK it.[/size] |
yimiton:[size=13pt]You see! Some people are just selfish with what they know. Did I ask for too much by asking you to share your knowledge of fikky with us. After all there is love in sharing. I feel the same about your name but you've never annoyed me, not yet[/size] |
Faitymine:[size=13pt]Commit suicide, cry till the tears drown you. Oops I forgot you had already committed suicide. But I know you won't take this advice after all. It appears to me that the girl's NO is her NO so you just lost one. But if you believe in faith give her some time and then start afresh as a friends and gradually try to regain your position. Don't ever lie again.[/size] |
yimiton:[size=13pt]Yimiton your knowledge of FIKKY is tremendously remarkable. Can you please tell us which fikky size is the best and which one are you enjoying right now?[/size] |
[size=13pt]Can you post the picture of this FIKKY for us to see, it may be in high demand in some quarters. Like the lab for experiment[/size] |
Idera .N:[size=13pt]I know the board you mean. The board with a mattress and naked people wrestling on top of it with or without rubber.[/size] |
zignor:[size=13pt]Na you sabi [/size] |
[size=13pt]There's nothing wrong at all no matter the ladies business. It gives you more privacy to do evil or good[/size] |
jewelking:[size=13pt]To add to that, their building design is always an architectural masterpiece I love that. Oceanic bank just put blocks together and call it a building. The same pattern all over it's uniquely disgusting![/size] |
[size=13pt]The thread is a big BULL*HIT! Did I say that? I think oceanic bank is sack of shit.[/size] |
[size=13pt]OK just my thought though, Did this [/size] |
Ndipe:[size=13pt]This is so emotional, I'm deeply touched[/size] |
[size=13pt]You've been with this guy for three years and you must learnt a lot about him. And this new guy I believe you don't know him as much as you know the other guy. The extra special attraction to this new guy is marriage besides that he's just like any other guy. I think you should learn more about him, marriage is not just the catch but a happily married life. If you love the first guy and you are happy in his company try and see if you can change him to reason with you about settling down. This new guy has a daughter try and learn about the mother cause she may come back one day and that you don't want. Good luck.[/size] |
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