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 Romance › Re: Admire Most by Scopium: 3:46pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Her figure and brains[/size] |
| Autos › Re: Honda Accord 2008 Exl For Sale by Scopium: 3:45pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
s.z:[size=13pt]Which is better, V6 or V4?[/size] |
| Family › Re: A Satisfied Woman by Scopium: 3:40pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Human beings are generally insatiable so the best is to stay content. Women are the most insatiable creature on God's planet. A guy can be okay with 4 shoes but the girl who has 40 wants to make it 70.[/size] |
| Family › Re: Are You The First Born In Your Family? by Scopium(op): 3:33pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
TOYOSI20:[size=13pt]Can I be your sister?   [/size] |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: [Hacked] by Scopium: 3:27pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]If your mum is still alive then your problem is solved. Step 1 Buy enough dangote sugar Step 2 Pour it on your mum if your dad interferes beat the hell out of him Step 3 Stir roughly very well to mix the sugar properly After that your sugar mummy is ready to keep you busy with diabetes Good luck[/size] |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Is A Real Man? A Cheat Or: ? by Scopium: 3:21pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]A real man is one with two balls and a reliable cue stick and only plays ball with women not FELLOW MEN![/size] |
| Family › Re: Behind Every Great Man Is A Woman. True Or False? by Scopium: 3:17pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
Gamine:[size=13pt]The position doesn't matter; back, side or front. Eve will be Eve and Esther will be Esther.[/size] |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: A Place For Thirty-Somethings by Scopium: 3:06pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I just installed an age detector, half of you are underaged. I remember Return To Eden, The Other Side Of The Midnight, etc. What about the soap Another Life? Remember this song Iko Iko by Dixie Cups and remixed by Cyndi Lauper My grandma and your grandma, were sittin by the fire, My grandma told your grandma, I'm going to set your flag on fire, Chorus Takin bout hey now, hey now Iko! Iko! an de' Jackomo fe no nan e' , Jackomo fe nan e' Look at my King all dressed in red Iko! Iko! an de' I bet you 5 dollars, he kill you dead! Jackomo fe nan e' Takin bout , hey now, hey now Iko! Iko! an de' Jackomo fe no an e' , Jackomo fe nan e' My flagboy and your flagboy, sittin by the fire, My flagboy told your flagboy, I'm going to set your flag on fire, Takin bout , hey now, hey now Iko! Iko! an de' Jackomo fe no an e' , Jackomo fe nan e' See that guy all dressed in green, Iko! Iko! an de' He's not a man, he's a lovin machine! Jackomo fe nan e' Takin bout hey now, hey now Iko! Iko! an de' Jackomo fe no nane' , Jackomo fe nan e' Takin bout hey now, hey now Iko! Iko! an de' Jackomo fe no ane' , Jackomo fe nan e' [/size] |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Male txt mates needed by Scopium: 2:49pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]The poster signature reads "please , please, please, leave me alone" and you guys are leaving your contract abi contact here. Hmmmm beats me[/size] |
| Family › Re: Why Do Most Educated Women Find It Very Difficult To Submit Their Husbands by Scopium: 2:40pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]They think education gives them balls larger than that of the men[/size] |
| Romance › Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by Scopium: 2:31pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
O.JAY:[size=13pt]I think it's the other way round. She really messed up after staying 4 years with him shouldn't she know how he talks to her much less react to his proposal?[/size] |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What Is The Best Way 2 Approach A Chick On The Street? by Scopium: 2:25pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
lamidebaby:[size=13pt]No be small. I don die for laff here. I've laughed for 5 years for the past five minutes.[/size] |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Where Is Simibrazil? by Scopium: 2:19pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Ok duly noted but I think you are not yet crazy enough. Are you still wearing clothes? How bushy is your hair now?[/size] |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Brilliant Ladies? by Scopium: 2:07pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
Encomium:[size=13pt]Bros Surgeon has laid his cards on the table anything wrong with that? This is the dating and meet-up zone. He needs as many clients to practise his profession  [/size] |
| Nairaland General › Re: God Made The Man Rule Over The Woman Because: by Scopium: 2:01pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
Easybaby:[size=13pt]I believe you guys won't kill me with laughter[/size] |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: none by Scopium: 1:54pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]yawns[/size] |
| Romance › Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys by Scopium: 1:48pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
toplass:[size=13pt]Uhhhhh somebody got a better sense of judgement here. Ma opinion, many of them are true and some are bull[/size] |
| Family › Re: Why Has Divorce Rate Increased In Our Country by Scopium: 1:40pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]African woman are copying American women/lifestyle sooooooooooo much. Like Fella put it If you call an African African woman no go gree She go sayyyy She go say I be lady o Lady na master They wan be master[/size] |
| Romance › Re: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by Scopium: 6:24pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
michelin89:[size=13pt]And what did he DO? Right now it's only satan that doesn't have the luxury of being forgiven. Is this guy satan?[/size] |
| Romance › Re: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by Scopium: 6:17pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]She got pregnant, not for me of course. And that was it.[/size] |
| Romance › Re: Jealousy by Scopium: 6:10pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]The God who made you and I is a jealous God so what do you expect?[/size] |
| Romance › Re: Romance Mathematics by Scopium: 5:54pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]This is sooooooooooooooo funny especially the Happiness, Longevity and Getting Married part. [/size] |
| Romance › Re: Which Is More Valuable: Proposal Itself Or Style Of Proposing? by Scopium(op): 5:38pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
Keziah:[size=13pt]They are both important no doubt but one is more important most definitely. The question is which is most important? For me the proposal itself is the real deal, style of proposing is just the icing.[/size] |
| Computers › Re: Do You Love Your Computer? by Scopium: 5:31pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
ibkaye:[size=13pt] Exactly for those who have it. I think the question of loving your computer was in the overdrive. You should have started with: "Do You Have A Computer?"[/size] |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: none by Scopium: 5:06pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
edwardaigb:[size=13pt]What support is more firm than crucification. The wood used to crucify people is always strong enough to support the dying body in the air untill they ultimately DIE![/size] |
| Romance › Re: Guys In Real Love by Scopium: 5:02pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Unemployment has blessed nairaland I mean Nigeria. If Seun pays members for every post, imagine the load of crap you'll post everyday for me to read. Make you wish you were blind.[/size] |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: none by Scopium: 4:58pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
PERVERT9:[size=13pt] LMAO! Why haven't you seen this man all this while you've been throtting the globe doing your escort, biz, visit and vacation?[/size] |
| Romance › Re: Which Is More Valuable: Proposal Itself Or Style Of Proposing? by Scopium(op): 4:42pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]The first vote goes to the proposal itself. Let me see how this will go.[/size] |
| Romance › Re: What Makes You Special? by Scopium: 4:32pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]My DNA. It holds all the SPECIAL and UNIQ tangible and intangible features that makes me. What makes it even more special is that you have to tell me how special I am to you. A will tell me I'm nutty but B will tell me I'm Kool like Hot[/size] |
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