₦airaland Forum

@Poster
This is a tough one. It's like asking what makes up a complete automobile the engine or the body.

tkb417:
aww, i feel like jumpin on the plane right nau to tickle you

dnt worry, tkb is always a nice guy

it seems mtn has gone ballistic, calls cant go nau.

so why do u think the gurl shld be forgiven?
im still beggin her
wetin 'consign' u

At least make i know my territorial borders when posting good luck begging chum 

Is this some kinda make up or reunion ?

First Akwa-Ibom, then Anambra, I wonder who's next (very typical of Nigerians)? Meanwhile our Road transport system is nothing to write home about talk less of the Rail and Water Ways. Either ways congrats to those states since they see it as some form of development  

stillwater:
Why should you take her phone home?  

Anyway I wonder why she keeps the number of a guy who's supposedly toasting her. If she's not that interested, she should have deleted the number. She likes the attention. For him to even ask "have you reached" not only shows that she had met him but he has some rights only a boyfriend should have.

At least he now knows that he has a competitor shld in case he wishes to press on.

tkb417:
devil pikin
i dey fear u; dont come near my compound. I have sisters and i wouldnt want them to meet you

Haba   I do have sisters as well. One can only get what he or she deserves.

nope i won't DUMP her,(I don't dump girls rather I make sure that they dump me ) I'll just let realize that u can't eat ur cake and have it

tkb417:
u called the guys number while in the babes house but u got no response
how come the babe and the guy didnt worry about who called him when they both knew the fone was kept at home?

u called again and the bobo picked the fone without hesitating?

your script needs some proof reading.

However if the story is true, then shes not worth the stress
send her to BIN

I lean towards ur angle on this except that I won't just send her to the bin. I'll take advantage of the scenario !

If refineries r built then those big shots importing fuel to our very own detriment will no longer make money

Love it or hate it but this measure has already been implemented. I personally experienced it last week and believe it or not if such measures (or similar ones) had been in place earlier we wouldn't have witnessed what's happening in the financial sector and its institutions now.

. . . . . thought so, expected response to my question. No girl will ever pay on the first date!

hmmmmm very interesting, so how do i get 2 ask any of these Independent/Semi-Independent Ladies out on a date?

tobicool:
It is not an employment, its a team work. It's a project that demands working with a team to achieve.

In that case, strike gold b4 sharing the spoils!

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=345971.msg4844560#msg4844560 date=1257152164]i was so kidding.
but OOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEE
nairaland brings out the worst in people, welll at least for me.

i think its better to talk and get to know the person away from nairaland, the real person.
one cannot fall in love on NL, its possible but not with how crazy it is. lol[/quote]I'd really like to meet one away from nairaland. . . . . probably you!

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=345681.msg4844600#msg4844600 date=1257152522]and where did you get the idea that murders occur on halloween?
youve been watching too many scary movies.
too much Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday 13th, or what?
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HALLOWEEN IS NOT OUR CULTURE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Besides I think all the masquerade festivals we hold here can suffice for Halloween.
Is it not all about masquerading your face?
Except that in our case murders do not occur !

hmmm and u still dey type SMS? Ol' boy u strong o! Abi u get limbs like Octopus?

chic 09:
@ Poster
Really i dnt no wot's with d war f wrds abt not datin an ibo girl & datin 1. u Said u've neva been dumped by an ibo girl, surely a yor,hausa,Efik or sm oda tribe has done dt 2 u. your disgust 4 eatin goat meat is equivalent 2 disgust 4 eatin red meat which is cow meat, Trust me ther's notin rung with it

@ scott N
U r really dumb tinkin u get ibo girls by givin them a plate f Isiewu, were in God's name did u get tht theory 4rm, Y dnt try it,strt wooing an ibo girl & present her a plate then c wot she does, if she wldnt trow it bk in your face

Odiegwu! Tell the truth have u done it before or do u think u can do it?

@Poster
Is it not good that at least we know how to trap Ibo girls ?

I still like my naija babes the way they are cos i just don't  bother changing them to the woman of my dreams cos I'm not sure she exists. Instead I am the one who does the changing. If they try to be smart like they always do, just up ur game and be smarter else u'll end up hating a lot about all naija girls COS THEY ARE ALL THE SAME. IT'S JUST THE PACKAGING THAT VARIES!

@freeview
I feel u gf, after all even a man with polio will reject a bow-legged girl saying that her legs are not okay!

iykedare:
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most naija babes see it as a crime to use their head to make money.
that their bfs must  assume the responsibilities of their fathers[/size]

hmmmmmm   na wa o!

nikkykay:
Why all the noise if we should continue to pay bride price/dowry or not.Where i come from i mean south west generally, the bride's father is given the bride price and instantly ,right there and on the spot[pls permit my english],he returns the money telling the grooom that he is not selling his daughter cos no amount of money could quantify the love,care and resources he has spent on his daughter.So the money authomatically goes back to the groom no matter the amount.

So presenting the dowry is just a formalty.

Hmmmm Say that to d father-in-laws from the South-East and South-South and hear what they'll say. I think I'll head South-West for my bride

I wonder what will be the fate of of the federal not to talk of state tertiary institutions in the near future considering the fact that most of these private universities are owned by those who are/were in power or better yet pulling the puppet chords of this country.

Banks should stop the hidden charges agenda. The other day I went to use an Intercontinental ATM with my GTB card and I was charged 300 naira and I'm like i thought it was 100 naira. Also why would a bank charge me for using its very own debit card on its own ATM?

Good to enjoy d euphoria, but considering Atletico's standing on the La Liga table, I think this victory should be nothing compared to knock out stages where we eventually get to meet the big guns. Yes one can say that the likes of Barca,Real,Milan,Inter,Juve did not get max pts and are kinda struggling but in the knock out stages we all know that these teams take on a different spirit towards the game. Either ways I hope Carlos plays his cards right in the UCL and EPL as well.
UP BLUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!