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Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 7:35am On Dec 13, 2013
Gentie, pick a fight with me, I'm very much available.
Lol.

Teeo, stay off my case and don't complicate issues for me kwanu. And stop quoting me biko, when the time comes for modify, dnt come and spoil show for me. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 6:23am On Dec 13, 2013
So you actually saw the invitation and rightly ignored it, supposedly on the presumptions that I was doing same to you here. You took what I said here too seriously. Plus, you weren't the only one I accused in that update, Aburo was also part of people I accused. Including my buddy, Chidyhels. And we are since good. So, what happened to you and I?

Then someone "calls you out" in response to what you said or didn't say with another fella, and I've been itching to find out who's made you upset, but I couldn't. Basically because we were supposed to be ignoring eachother.

We sent text messages before, so why can't we now?

The gifted african prints still looks good on you?
(see this question as the olive branch)
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 5:21am On Dec 13, 2013
teeo: Bad Girls shocked
As if you are any better.

SOM, sup? Is meeting with you still possible this yearhuh?

I should be out of Ibadan saturday evening fa
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Okotie With Armed Guards In Church (Picture) by Screwface(m): 1:27pm On Dec 11, 2013
SERIOUSLYhuh Is this image for real?
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 1:22pm On Dec 11, 2013
teeo: Jelosi,i don't understand your wahala oo. I left you know who for you yet you did. .......
Aburo what r u saying again biko.

Hi breathing, my kid brother, Teeo, says he misses you. Please respond. Tenk cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 12:46pm On Dec 11, 2013
teeo: Smh, better be a good citizen of the country and don't take bribe oo. Gentijag why do you keep forgetting me
Why should she remember you in the first place? undecided
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Screwface(m): 1:38pm On Dec 07, 2013
Hi guys! Good afternoon.

I'm having some issues with my Nokia E5. It started about 4 days ago. First, I redownloaded my Whatsapp chat application but can't get it installed. I keep getting "unable to install" beep and message.
Then two days back, a single tiny dot appeared on the centre of the screen, some few hours later, the dot had spread from a single dot to a straight line from one end of the phone to another. And in the last 24 hours, the thickness of the line has increased, and it seems not willing to stop.
So, what could be wrong with the phone?
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 1:32pm On Dec 05, 2013
The owner of the said house stays ignored.

SOM, even if I sleep, it won't be up to an hour of sleep bikonu. So, for an hour, we'l do movies, the next hour, you'l think of ways to push me upward when I doze offgrin.
About driving in the company car, lol. It's a taxi. Nothing else. Nothing fancy. But ride we shall, whenever u r ready.
Preparing to leave for Oyo now tho.
But just so you know, I'm the worst kind of recluse out there. I'm extremly boring, no kidding.
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 7:33am On Dec 05, 2013
SOM, welcome back...
Obviously, you enjoyed the trip so I won't ask.
Let me know when you want to be disturbed, we can do movies when such time arisesgrin.
Faryd, yaya? Been awhile.
How's hubby? Travelling for the yelutide?
PoliticsRe: Konga Is Playing On The Intelligence Of Nigerians.:::::::::::::::::::::::: by Screwface(m): 9:31am On Nov 30, 2013
yemi2plus: Mr corrector, You must be blind to type the above.
The key "4" has g,h,i while "6" has m,n,o. Now tell me, how is "I" and "O" next to each other on the keyboard?
cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: A Letter To My Unborn Daughter! Mummy Failed You! by Screwface(m): 2:32pm On Nov 27, 2013
Teespice: the screw himself.

where on earth did you disappear to smiley smiley smiley
Hey ucheesy
Been there and around. I know you are fine, so I won't ask.
RomanceRe: A Letter To My Unborn Daughter! Mummy Failed You! by Screwface(m): 12:09pm On Nov 27, 2013
Like you rightly postulated, those "dragons" exist only in our (your) minds. And until you break yourself from those mental shackles, you'l continually live in fear of them.
Perhaps, those fears are justified, but shall you continually live in fear and expect to get librated?

Those of you in abusive relationships, the days where you bottle up those hurts and dissapointments and fervently hope that the culprit will turn a new leaf is long gone. Pack your bags and leave. There are a few things not worth waiting for. And waiting for a man who has continually used you to massage his ego by physically abusing you and mentally stripping you of your womanhood tops that list of things and people not worth waiting for.

Yes, I do admit there are men in animal forms around. And Nope, you haven't failed your daughter just yet. If you keep indulging the culprit, then you have.
One final advice, you know what to do.
EducationRe: Advice My Students Please by Screwface(m): 1:54pm On Nov 17, 2013
They don't have to be Doctors, nurses, Pharmacists or their likes. Teach them to be the best they can be in the path they've already chosen.
Except they want to cross path and go get the right subject combinations for those courses you mentioned above, if they don't want to, then being the best they can possibly be is the best advice you can give them at the moment.
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 8:01pm On Nov 16, 2013
gringrin
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 7:36pm On Nov 16, 2013
And you all for a single second believe that hormone sensitive individual dey hold body and is not presently getting it somewhere?
Abegy Teeo park well joor.

My mind is corrupt, I'm not denying that fact. Atleast, na for only mind I bad.
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 6:48pm On Nov 16, 2013
Aburo, how far? Are you still horrny??
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 5:36pm On Nov 16, 2013
Aburo needs a secx mate, simple.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 6:46pm On Nov 10, 2013
Nawa o. This badhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 6:35pm On Nov 10, 2013
Goose bumps.

Sup? How are we fairing?
Couldn't see the 2nd half-didn't have the mind to.
Who's dissapointing, please?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 1:56pm On Nov 10, 2013
Elampiro has finally lost it.
Smh!
TravelRe: Going To Ibadan With #38,000,can I Survive? by Screwface(m): 4:49pm On Nov 05, 2013
Ogbomosho is roughly 45 minutes drive to Ilorin, that's the Kwara state capital. You can also hustle there.
Goodluck
TravelRe: Going To Ibadan With #38,000,can I Survive? by Screwface(m): 11:58am On Nov 04, 2013
drake99: thanks bro,dis is encouraging,am heading 2 the park right nw
Goodluck and safe trip.

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