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TravelRe: Going To Ibadan With #38,000,can I Survive? by Screwface(m): 1:16pm On Nov 03, 2013
drake99: yes i think of starting up there,is there no possibility of standing with #38,000?
You'l pay for rent with that? Start what exactly? What's your plan? And how much do you think is the cost of transportation from the East up here?
You don't just jump into the unknown with barely enough to get you here from the East and still habor thoughts of surviving with that same amout. Nobody does that. This is suicidal at its best. A hundred thousand is decent enough.
If you were coming to meet a family or friend, it's still better. But starting all over, with that sum? Common bro, give this your plan a rethink.
TravelRe: Going To Ibadan With #38,000,can I Survive? by Screwface(m): 9:49am On Nov 03, 2013
I stay in Ibadan, and depending on what your aims are, #38k can be ok for you to survive on for a month. Survive?
By survival, I mean, the basic things like food and cost of transportation basically. The foodstuffs are relatively cheap. The cost of transportation is the cheapest in all the state capital I've been to. Sachet water is still sold for #5 naira here. Unlike in some places in the west that I've been to.

Again, what are your intentions in the town? If you are thinking of starting up here, as in, accomodation and all that, then I'm afraid, you are on a long thing...38k sounds like child play, seriously!

Goodluck though
TravelRe: Going To Ibadan With #38,000,can I Survive? by Screwface(m): 9:47am On Nov 03, 2013
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 6:46am On Nov 03, 2013
Those clamouring for more minutes time for Felliani need not wait longer. Carrick is out injured, Cleverly also. Felliani will most definately start on Tuesday evening. He might partner Giggs in the middle of the pack there. Ando might get lucky, but it's something I have doubts upon.
Nani is almost assured of starting too. Other than De Gea and Vidic, I feel the whole squad be rotated for that tie. Lets keep giving these guys oppurtunities to prove their worth.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 8:09pm On Nov 02, 2013
In football, the simplest of task appears the hardest to accomplish. Those tidy one-two passes. A single touch return ball. Forward thinking. Active, even when without the ball. Closing down opposing play. All these task appear simple, the reason why people don't appreciate players who bring this to the table.
The second half of our play today tells you exactly what Tom Cleverly brings to the team. His substitution meant we couldn't do anything meaningful again, especially from that midfield.

David Moyes certainly does not like being praised 100percent. Nani for the injured Rafael would have been better. Valencia withdrawing to the back while Nani manned the right wing would have helped us retain that bite from that angle. I am pro-Kagawa inclusion in lineups, but his inclusion today almost made us looked weakened...in my opinion.

Again, this one our players are dropping injured anyhow, I hope DM training tecnique isn't wearing these guys down sha?Again, I feel these guys loose steam before the 80th minute, and under Fergie, those dying minutes appears our strongest. DM should stop wearing these guys down during training biko.

Good win sha. 3 invaluable points, but still 8th on the table. Odikwa serious o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 6:05pm On Oct 28, 2013
Ok, guys, are ya'll reading about the mysterious sightings around the world presently? Isn't that shiiit a bit weird and scary??

Anyone seen the scary images from Standford Bridge last night again?
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 10:48pm On Oct 27, 2013
Breathing, I think it's spooky because she died in my arms. It scared the shit outa me I screamed my lungs out. I woke up shouting.

About the car accident, honestly, that came as a rude shock. I was only trying to reverse the damned thing, I lost control and brushed past the SUV. My car came off worst from the contact. Thankfully, the owner wasn't around. I ran away sha.

About my grannie, lol. I didn't bother calling home. I nor fit shout.

Yup. The book download link. It'll be out this week. Thanks for liking the post on FB @Alos. #sleepy
SportsRe: Mysterious Figures At Bayern Munich Stadium by Screwface(m): 4:07pm On Oct 27, 2013
I've been following this scary and weird happenings since last week when the holograms were first sighted. The shiiit is even getting weirder by the day. Who are these guys and what do they want kwanu? The 3 meter gauge whatever, how where they able to pull that stunt without being caught on camera?

someone called them "clowns", I honestly don't think they are. We are in for a ride this time around! embarassed
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 10:20am On Oct 20, 2013
teeo: i could give you mine. I seem to be the diarylander who has met everyone. If I told you who I met this weekend you won't believe. I would gist that later.
I knowtongue. And I guess you also know who I most likely would be hanging out with on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday this week. tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 10:17am On Oct 20, 2013
breathing: Haha, Alos biko stop making Screw to look like a cheating husband kwanu. He only appreciated the work of nature, he didn't even touch grin
Breathing, lol. I have also "moved on".
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 8:46am On Oct 20, 2013
You only need to look at the present Everton team to know that David Moyes has been their problem all along.

Ferguson dissapointed us, big time. Not neccessarily by giving us David Moyes as our lot, but by ignoring him or not basically 'running' the show from the inside.

All of you who keep calling us "untrue" fans simply because we point out the piece of shiiiit DM is, ya'l simply need to take a chill pill on this and start looking at the PL table and be critical in your analysis. David Moyes is a total failure. There's no two way about that. And the earlier we get rid of him, the better it would be for us.

Food wey go sweet, even after 1 spoon, u go don notice the taste. David Moyes no go sweet. Wallahi.
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 7:00pm On Oct 19, 2013
alosiby92: So you called to appease me, abi? LOL...not impressed..tongue
How abou the text message then? Did it 'get' to you?
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 11:23am On Oct 19, 2013
Back off, Teeoangry

Ok, Alos, am sorry. Really, I am. We cool now?
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 1:45am On Oct 19, 2013
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Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 1:45am On Oct 19, 2013
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Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 6:53pm On Oct 18, 2013
alosiby92: If I was sitting near you Screw, that your face would get seriously slapped.......
bulges again kwanu??
at a 17 year old for that matter??
MSCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!
*smh..guyshavenoshame!
Lol, Alos. Lol. I knew you'd react to that:p.
cheesy. But I was kidding nau
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 3:42pm On Oct 18, 2013
Seventeen kehuh As in the normal 17? shocked

And my whatever responded when I saw that 34D. Child abuse, Michael. Child abuse.

Nice meeting you, Lucky Girl. Lol. Pleasure is all mine.

Hi, Alos. How u doing?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 8:19am On Oct 17, 2013
elrony: I don't see how bale is faster than Ronaldo ...

Talking bout PEA...the way dat guy sprints eh ya would think he wears magic boots lol


I don't know the basis for dat list tho...wish someone could explain better!!
Trust me, Bale runs faster. Lol. The only surprise is seeing Antonio Valencia topping that list. Bale gallops like a donkeygrin. Do you remember that night at the san siro against Inter? Lol. Nothing beats that motion. Wallahi!
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 5:24pm On Oct 16, 2013
alosiby92: Until then what?...And where exactly do you plan on taking me Screw? the zoo??I'm not too sure I like animals that much..besides talking about such, where are those your promised animal pictures sef??
Lol. Alos. Sometimes, I do not keep to my words. I deleted those pictures long ago. Soon again sha.
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 11:04am On Oct 16, 2013
Alos in Ib. *Lips sealed* Until then, Alos. Until then.

SOM, jus called to wish you a happy celebration.
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 12:44pm On Oct 15, 2013
Alos. Hi.
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 7:54pm On Oct 14, 2013
Alos, lol. You know I don't mind calling. Am not sure that's much of a problem, the main issue is, will I grab much of what you'l say?
I love hearing you talk though...silk and calm voice...quite fun sef.
So, I'l buzz u!

Teeo, Teeo, Teeo, how many times I call u?

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