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Lol. Breathing, I'l have to IGNORE you this time...again. I am presently having a sweaty so-so day at the moment. But can you jus give me and my conversation with Alos a break?

Gentiejag: M good o SOM!

Gentie-girl, sup?
My dear, the situation I found myself that day required that I apply more sense-and as quickly as possible, to those men in black so as to avoid 'stories that touch'.
Besides, I can always write a report to the office claiming those drugs where used as "Physician Sample". All in all, it was a neccessary risk jare.
This weekend no funny sha. Wallahi.
#Alizwell tho

alosiby92: thanks Gentie... How is your mum doing though? Surgery doesn't sound like a joke oh..
@Uju..right back at you (no homo)
@Screw...lol @ our last post.welcome to my life...hehehehe maybe we should date each other and put ourselves both out of our misery....

Come down to Naija, biko.

alosiby92: Screwface...love the fact that you are still laughing..mehn..wahala of life..what if they hadn't taken the drugs? Msheeeew
Agbayas and oloju kokoros..long throats of the highest order!..did they think you were hiding money on your socks? or behind your boxers?.if you had given them expired drugs nko? they will still take it and use it to kill someone else's relatives...
shameless greedy people...
it just makes me mad...

Still suffering from the effects of their loothing!

Sixteen. What did I do now kwa?
U abandoned me. I fished u out. What is my crime again this time? Lol. No jus try me.

Alos, can u speak pidgin?

Sixteen

alosiby92: oh heck no! now you are insulting my Yoruba??mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Lol! Heck no! Why would I do that kwanu?

alosiby92: I'm fine...doing well...I guess...
His funeral date has been set to a few days before my exam. yea, they are not waiting for me but ah well...
When you called yesterday, I was at work and someone else picked the phone to give it to me...boy were they shocked to se "Screwface" lighting up the screen...lol

Lol@screwface. No wonder!
Your accent makes it difficult to stay longer when talking to you on phone. Even ur little attempt at Yoruba came out worse. It ain't funny, seriously. Lol.
Good to know you are fine.

Hey. Alos. How r u? Been 'awhile'. How are you over there?

alosiby92: Thanks for calling Screw...really appreciate it...if I sounded happy its because my Granddad was with D and I at the airport cheerfully prodding us on...took us to lunch and then dropped me back home....
Surviving the next couple of days without D will be rough but #babaGOD dey...I'll be fine...

Glad to know you are hanging on quite remarkably. Had you in mind all day long.

alosiby92: We are coping fine....D is travelling in a few hours to go help my mum pack and stuff...I am staying behind because of academia..dont know if/when I will be going to Naija..

Is the phone with you now? Can I call?

How are you girls coping? Sorry I didn't call today as promised. Hope you are good? And your sis? Stay strong, please.

1.My Dear Igbo people,It is Not 2PAC CHARCOAL, He is Called 2PAC SHAKUR!!!|

2. My Dear Calabar people... It is nOt WHEEL BIRO, it's called WHEEL BARROW.!!!|

3. My DEar Yoruba pEople....It is nOt BE THOU EXHAUSTED, it is BE THOU EXALTED. |

4. My Dear Hausa people....It is nOt TOOTHPASTE weds ANIMAL CALLING, it's 2Face weds ANNY MARCUALY |

5. My DEar IjEbu people It is nOt ARROW KELLY , He is called R
KELLY....|
Enjoy ur weekend........

#Random. Just saw this now:

Totteham has the best defensive record in Europe's Top 5 leagues this season, having conceeded just one goal so far!
Impresssssive!

alosiby92: *coughs...
share pictures of the animals you saw at the gestogerra now!!
you know yourselves..

Yimu!
Too large. When I can compress, you'l have it.
We saw, amongts other things, some crazy chimps and gorillas, elliand, hyenna, lions, diff species of snakes, zebra and all that. It's something you should see too jare. I had to give UI credit for this. I was impressed.

RVP...fit to start or play a part tomorrow. Just read David Moyes' press release.
Goodnews I guess, bad news for CC14...yet again.

Welbeck scores in every 800 minutes. CC14 scores in every 106! Oh my world!

Whoever gave Evans MOTH most definately saw another match, not the one against Liverpool lastnight. Dude could have been the death of us atleast 2wice on that pitch yester night!

I just read David Moyes post match reaction, and I get a feel Buttner could as well play on saturday. And if for any reason, RVP remains injured, I just hope he sticks to CC14.

Good gracious God! Rafeal was on high doze of weed yesterday!. Glad to see that guy back, cuz if it's not Rafeal, it can never be Rafeal

Conservative Moyes. What's the rationale behind Hernandez and Kagawa sub while aimless-restless Jones and old-but trying Giggs still roamed the pitch??
And to think those duo he removed were begining to join in the flow of the game just when he pulled them out!

With David Moyes, I'l never know.

Kudos to De Gea btw!

Gentle men. We do have a problem. A serious one. And I can assure you, we do have a long season ahead. Hear David Moyes again, and deduct what you can from his utterances.

[b]Manchester United manager David Moyes has warned he may have to take more blows this season
following his side's 4-1 derby defeat
to Manchester City. The Premier League champions have
secured seven points from five games, which is the club's worst start to a campaign in nine years. United will be looking to bounce back from their loss at the Etihad
Stadium on Sunday with a victory in the Capital One Cup against Liverpool on Wednesday, but the 50-year-old admits his side's form may not improve straight away. "Not for a minute did I think this Manchester United job was going to be an easy job," Moyes said. "There will be days like we had on Sunday, and there might be more
of them because we're in a period where there will be transition.
"There's a new manager for the players, and in turn there will be new players as well at different times, so obviously that will
happen.
"It does mean I may have to take a few more blows, definitely. Maybe even more than that - maybe all season I'll have to take a
few blows - but I knew this was going to be the case because I was
taking over from a great manager and it was always going to take time for me to get my own ways and change things round a little
bit.
"It doesn't mean big jobs but there will be some things. I think a lot of people thought Manchester United [won the title] last season but it was probably the form of other teams that was poor." Following criticism over the club's lack of transfer activity in the
summer, Moyes insists he has adequate squad depth for the season
but admits United now need to sign players who will make an
immediate impact at Old Trafford. "I don't think it's actually the squad. I think we've got numbers,"
the United boss said. "I think maybe where we've got work to do is bring players in, not
for the squad, but to go right into the team, so that's the slightly
different equation. "It's not necessarily squad players we needed. We needed one or
two who might have just gone straight into the team. But that will
happen. "Going back to that transfer window, we always said it was going
to be a tough one and it was going to take a little bit more time."[/b]

elampiro: Meanwhile, Neymar is shining seriously in Barca.

How? One goal in how many La Liga matches? Been substituted at any given chance?
Did you see his face when he was been pulled out today?

Neymar isn't shining biko