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breathing: Screwface, don't you sleep. Don't mind SOM calling you broke, what she really meant to say is that she's a lesbo and she doesn't do guys.

I have a big problem, only I'l neva acknowledge it like others do. Maybe because I dnt know exactly what it is. I sleep at 8pm, wake up at 1am. And I remain that way untill 7am when I leave the bed for the bathroom. And this routine happens atleast 6days in a 7 day calender. I honestly do not know what my problem is.

Am less bothered about what SOM thinks about me.

StateOfMind: My dear, we haven't met yet..screw is a broke ass niggah and I don't do broke guys...

*disappears into thin air*

Quite noted, SOM.

Farydah, yaya de? Yaya djin dadi? Senu fa! Na kiran number ki 2days ago, plus yesterday evening, wasn't reachable. Akwoi masala?
Toh, Dan Allah, ki kira number na. Nagode, kwo?

Yungwizzzy: now I feel like going to jail!!

My brother, becareful what you wish for!
Remember say Kiri kiri still be jail house o. I don tok my own.

Sometimes too many changes to a cause can become detrimental. There's this thing I've always loved about the Catholic...before. Despite the advent and the changes in the world (espeically in Christian dome) over time, they've managed to maintain and preserve their age long traditions. Now those old traditions that I feel have helped the Church in maintaining some sanity gets chopped up daily.
First I heard the Pope registered on Twitter. Then the meeting with footballers. His trending Twitter Photos. The Pope this. The Pope that. The Pope welcomed her Majesty, bowing to her in greetings. Something previously never heard of before. Cool.
Now Priests are to be married? What then is the Catholic church about?

Am not against any of these. Not at all. Whatever the Church has to do to tally, make peace, make friends, change the world's mindset about it's activity and win new convert is a welcomed development, innit?
I still feel the Catholic church should tread carefully sha. We have too many Penticostal churches and their doctrines to contend with. Am not sure the Christian dome can accomodate another Pentecostal church as big as the Catholics.

Sometimes too many changes to a cause can become detrimental. There's this thing I've always loved about the Catholic...before. Despite the advent and the changes in the world (espeically in Christian dome) over time, they've managed to maintain and preserve their age long traditions. Now those old traditions that I feel have helped the Church in maintaining some sanity gets chopped up daily.
First I heard the Pope registered on Twitter. Then the meeting with footballers. His trending Twitter Photos. The Pope this. The Pope that. The Pope welcomed her Majesty, bowing to her in greetings. Something previously never heard of before. Cool.
Now Priests are to be married? What then is the Catholic church about?

Am not against any of these. Not at all. Whatever the Church has to do to tally, make peace, make friends, change the world's mindset about it's activity and win new convert is a welcomed development, innit?
I still feel the Catholic church should tread carefully sha. We have too many Penticostal churches and their doctrines to contend with. Am not sure the Christian dome can accomodate another Pentecostal church as big as the Catholics.

Ferguson and Moyes. Don't know how recent though. A week? Maybe

Phew! Robin Van Persie scores two goals today! Now the 2nd highest dutch scorer. His two goals today helped him overtake Dennis Bergkamp into 2nd place in the Dutch top scorer's chart.

Sentiments aside. That WASN'T a penalty!

We are playing as if we need all the 3 points. We should be careful o. Keep the pressure but don't go all desperate.
The Malawians are quite contended sitting at the back and waiting to strike us on a counter. Make we careful sha

And it's even possible your brother and I are staying in the same compound.
Not my fault am staying there. All the agents I talked to kept blabbing about Agbowo, nothing else. Nways, 11 months more and am out.

StateOfMind: Huh? A whole me? Board that annoyingly slow and overcrowded ajumose lorry? Nefa effa.. And what kinda headless and tailess description is this one..kwaaa..

Oriapata ko, aarinapata ni. And from dugbe, I should just board any moving object and then alight at ui. Lol. Where exactly do you stay?

Seriously you don't know the route to UI from your house?? Like, seriously??
How long have you stayed in IB kwanu?
Regrettably, am in a student enviornment o. Opposite UI. Agbowo.

breathing: She stays at oriapata

Lolzz! You don't say! That's where my Yetunde stays oOoOoo! And I'l be spending my sunday there. Oh lalalalalala.
SOM, thy time shall come. No be this Ibadan we dey.
Anyways, if you wanna come to my place. Take a bus from your Oriapata bustop, head up to Dugbe.. From Dugbe, you can decide to use Ajumose or those tiny taxi's you guys have here. You should stop at UI. And I'l be out there...waiting for you, with all smiles. Open arms. Blushing face.
Lolzzz.

You see photos like this, and you are left to ponder, is SAF really gone or is DM just his figure head?

Lolz. It's damn possible, SOM. I was at the Pharmacy Department, then the Hospital's procurement Department to tender some letters. I passed by this plus sized girl who gave me this "hey, I know you somewhere" stare! I also gave her the "no, you seriously don't" return stare. Lol. Quite funny.

Alos, I so much doubt you'd recognize me now. Trust me. I look a bit different as at now. Plus, whenever am dressed in this shirt and pant, which is quite often now, I becoe terribly weird.

I'll spot SOM anywhere though.

And you, IB babe, where do you stay? Challenge? Sango? Oriapata? GRA? Where exactly? Oke Ado? Eleyele? Lolzzz. I sabi everywhere now o

Oga Teeo. Bawo? Saw ur calls jare, mo busy gan lately ni.

Alos, lolz. My own flatmate is terror o. Ain't finding her funny at all. We tried bonding today though, we talked awhile before we both left for work this morning.
Am back to the flat now, waiting for her...with popcorn...lolz.

Am almost 2 months old in this town and am yet to see SOM. Can you believe that, Alos? SOM doesn't want to see me o.

Alos, so I read your last update and I got thinking.
I prolly don't know how stuff works over there, but can't you girls just get a water heater, say like Boiling ring, 'boil' your water so you girls can enjoy your steamy bath?
Just how is it done over there kwanu?

The boys caught it

Culled from Manchester United Facebook page:

Fellaini was a ‘Fergie’ signing:
David Moyes has made his first big signing by cooping Marouane Fellaini from Everton for £27.5m. Despite this, the Red’s dealings this summer have been labelled ‘not a typical Manchester United
transfer window’ on the basis that Sir Alex Ferguson liked to do
business early and not keep the Sky Sports News ratings up until
midnight. Plus no ‘big name signing’ walked through the doors at Carrington. Perhaps this is just the David Moyes way and maybe his shoe
string budget at Everton meant he lacked the experience in
throwing large sums of money about. One thing is for sure, despite
his minimal summer recruitment he still portrayed a Fergie trait in
buying a player that always played well against Manchester United. Sir Alex Ferguson had a history of swooping for footballers who
used to pull Manchester United’s pants down on a regular basis. His
first bid of this nature was for Paul Gascoigne in 1988 when the
midfield genius embarrassed Robson, Whiteside and Moses at
Newcastle. After Gazza nutmegged Remi Moses for the umpteenth
time at St James’ Park, the impish playmaker then patted poor Remi on the head right in front of the United dugout. Fergie fumed,
Fergie told his hatchet men to bury him on the field. Fergie had to
buy him. Unfortunately that deal never materialised after
Tottenham Hotspur made an eleventh hour swoop for the England
international. However a few years later when Manchester United
played against Leeds United the same thing happened again. Whilst sitting in the post-match bath, Sir Alex overheard Steve Bruce and
Gary Pallister raving about a French centre forward that they had
just played against. This was something that the former boss had
never seen before but he new that he had to bring Eric Cantona to
Old Trafford. This signing, based on King Eric’s performances
against United proved to be the final piece of the jigsaw that ended United’s 27 year title hoodoo. In 1998 United knew they needed more fire power to compete at
home and abroad. Ferguson went for the player who ‘caused them
more problems than anyone else’ when he paid a then record
transfer fee for Dwight Yorke. After failed attempts to lure Alan
Shearer, Patrick Kluivert and Gabriel Batistuta, Many United fans
saw this signing as substandard in comparison to the other names being thrown about. Yorke went on to score 29 goals in the Red’s
historic 1999 Treble winning campaign and justified Sir Alex
Ferguson’s reasons for his capture. In the summer of 2003 United played against Sporting Lisbon in a
pre-season friendly. For ninety minutes the Reds were ripped apart
by a scrawny, spotty teenager. Sir Alex took umbrage to this and
even went to the lengths of man-marking him in a game that meant
absolutely nothing. After the game the whole of the United
dressing room where asking each other if they had really seen this happen, and they were still talking about the young winger on the
coach home. When the players said to the boss that they had to
buy this kid, Sir Alex Ferguson was one step ahead and told them
that he had already spoken to the chairman after the game and a
deal was in place. Cristiano Ronaldo went on to win the Ballon D’Or
at United, whilst achieving domestic and European glory. Many United players have been bought based on their
performances against the Reds. Rooney dominating United at Old
Trafford for Everton as a sixteen-year-old in 2003, Valencia
embarrassing United’s fullbacks for Wigan in 2009, Tevez scoring
against United on the final day of 2007 to save West Ham from
Relegation and Zaha terrorising The Reds in a home cup-tie against Crystal Palace in 2011. Sir Alex Ferguson never resented them;
instead, he wanted them. So now in this ‘not so Manchester United’ transfer window we can
see that despite the last minute nature of it, they have bought the
player who has caused United the most problems over the last few
years – a dominant trait in most of the Red’s big signings. Last year’s 1-0 opening-day defeat to Everton was due to Fellaini’s
winner and man of the match display. United capitulation the year
before, in a 4-4 draw against Everton at Old Trafford was down to
the Belgian’s goal-scoring and work rate. In 2009 he scored an
equaliser against the Reds. In 2010 he was instrumental in another
Everton comeback against United, when he caused chaos in a 3-3 draw. To put this into perspective, when United played Everton at Old
Trafford last season, Fergie played Phil Jones solely to man-mark
Fellaini. A tactic only deployed once before that season, when Jones
shadowed Ronaldo in the away tie against Real Madrid. Alas, this has turned out to be a typical ‘Manchester United transfer
window’ after all, because they have bought a player who has
been the hardest to play against. So let us hope that Fellaini causes
our opponents the same problems he has caused us, and lives up to
a price tag that is bigger than his height and hair put together.

Real Madrid rejected "out of hand" a €40m bid from Manchester United for Khadira. According to Goal.com

Aren't we some confused bunch?

Lolzzz...my beloved Manchester United transfer saga in epic conclusion...Starring
Edwood
David Moyes
Also starring, Ryan Giggs

So, just one player from our club is worth bidding for. Choi!

My broda, na so me too dey see am o.
Come Shopright Ibadan come see na. Amaze go catch u.
Shoprite na foto tins for Ib babes Oooo

Shinji Kagawa was dropped. He wasn't injured. He didn't miss a training. Didn't get a knock on his head like Wayne Rooney. He was just dropped.
His crime according to "Goal.com EPL live", he asked David Moyes on what his role would be this season, if at all there was any.