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 Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 10:42am On Aug 06, 2013 |
Lol! Teeo, I just clicked the Like botton too. Hillarious stuff you wrote there  |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 3:55pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
alosiby92: uju, please explain what that stuff attached to your every post is...I keep trying to download it but dont know what it is....Toh! And I thought I was the only one! How' u doing, darl? Where have u been? What's up with egbon? No more tales? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 4:02pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
When other A-lister clubs are engaging better and stronger opponents in pre-season friendlies and tornaments, my own very beloved club duels with clubs I can barely pronounce. Oh! How the mighty have been side tracked! |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 1:15pm On Jul 30, 2013 |
teeo: The husband i would get for you would rather shake my handsHi Bro! I don't mind shaking hands with you  |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 6:48pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
teeo: No be person wey get boyfriend dey think of marriage. |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 2:30pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]I'm married!!!  [/quote]I saw it coming! |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Screwface(m): 11:27pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
achovirux:You are. Like I said, some of us are just wired differently. I for one, just cannot go back to a girl who's front stab me like that kwanu. I respect people who's got the gut to think differently though. |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Screwface(m): 10:20pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
Pride and ego wouldn't make me do such, even though I would have loved to. It takes a whole lot for a man to do what you did. You tried. I can't do it though, and I won't criticise you. As usual, nice writeup! |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 11:09am On Jul 25, 2013 |
alosiby92: Screw is in love again??Come home, Alos. Come, for me, just come. Come take me home kwanu...lol Teeo....Stay off Biko! |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 8:20am On Jul 25, 2013 |
 Whatever works for me 16 |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 8:57pm On Jul 24, 2013 |
Sappire, true, Teeo is quite a busy lad. Instead, burden me with all your 'problems' kwanu. I have a listening eyes...lol |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 5:16am On Jul 24, 2013 |
With each passing morning, I dislike David Moyes the more. This man simply does not have the aura of a winner. Absoloutely not. What the heck was Sir Alex thinking?? If we miss out on Cesc Fabregas, its going to be much more physcological devastating than Wayne Rooney joing chelsea, even if we don't acknowledge it. A player of Cesc quality, rejecting a football brand of this calibre? Just why did we go for this bloke in the first place? To test the waters and get us ridiculed?? To me, David Moyes has not made ONE right move since he came in a forthwhile ago. And if this man doesn't start putting his act together as soon as possible, results where we plunder the likes of Sunderland, Aston Villa, Fullam and their likes, and flatter against a Totteham or a Liverpool team wouldn't be far fetched. David Moyes kwanu, instill some confidence in us!! Atleast, in me!!! |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 4:35am On Jul 24, 2013 |
 Ulcer kwanu. How r u coping, dear? So so sorry, my dear. Be strong |
| Health › Re: Doctors Please Help by Screwface(m): 7:46am On Jul 22, 2013 |
You should book an appointment with a Doctor ASAP so you get thoroughly examined. This is my candid advice. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Mistaken For A Waiter In 2003 by Screwface(m): 6:56am On Jul 22, 2013 |
Jakumo: Watch how a person relates to subordinates, or to those percieved to be of lower social standing, for that interaction is a more accurate and honest index of character than is the manner in which the same person relates to equals or superiors.Very rich and true words. You wrote like one whose grey matter is far beyond average. |
| Webmasters › Re: Apple Acquires Chinedu Echeru's HopStop.com by Screwface(m): 3:56am On Jul 20, 2013 |
Afam4eva: How much did they buy it for? Chinedu don hit jackpot ooSir, they said "undisclosed" na. How we wan take know nau? 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Psquare's New Mansion Nearing Completion (PHOTO SPEAKS) by Screwface(m): 3:43am On Jul 20, 2013 |
dplomaticVal: These two entertainers cum businessmen have hitherto acquired umpteenth landed property,and Fleet of cars worth over 1.7bil and they'r stil busy lavishing money on a house they dnt necessarily need,all in the bid to out-do their so-called colleagues,in the expense of their patronisers' hard-earned money,whn they cn still giv bck 2 the society by assistin the penurious peasants. God is wtchn them on HD.They donated 5m for OJB's cause This dude are rich, it shows with everything they do. And if they have the money, why else won't they spend it on whatever makes them happy kwanu? You said God is watching them, wetin dem do? You want them to start building schools or constructing roads with their hard earned money ni? They've worked hard, as in, very hard for their money. Allow them spend hard too!  |
| Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Confirms Separation From Husband by Screwface(m): 10:11pm On Jul 19, 2013 |
This words makes more sense now: In every rumor, there's an element of truth in it. Noted. 2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 1:17pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
alosiby92: I saw this and thought of Screw...Yeah! Those are the guys am actually under, Alos. That was the Linda Ikeji editorial was blabbing about. My idea of big? Few pounds above your average slim girl. Big eyes. Chubby cheeks. Plus all round flesh .I would have shared a photo here but it'l be against someone's wish. My present crush/future date ain't big though. And I ain't complaining either |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 9:27am On Jul 17, 2013 |
alosiby: I've just been stalking you screw....quick question, would you date a big gehl? as in ask her out and not care how 'big' she may be? I'm talking big stomach as well....would you?A big healthy girl, Absolutely YES. With big stomach? Would be quite hard on that, even if I can see through her heart, which is my only prerequisite in asking a girl out. By being big, Osie, an ex, fits the bill. |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 8:57am On Jul 17, 2013 |
Even u 16. Even u |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 6:28am On Jul 17, 2013 |
Farydah Yaya de? |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 6:27am On Jul 17, 2013 |
sixteen: 16 for sale ooooo!Oh heck! Am interested joooor! |
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