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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 5:51pm On Sep 01, 2013
I'll walk out of ANY match Ryan Giggs takes a starting bierth. I did it today and I have no regrets whatsoever.
So long as that old mofo can't respect his old age and decline some certain favors for the benefit of his team, then to hell with him. What the heck are these guys (Alex and Moyes) thinkinghuh? What is Giggs giving them??

Am just disgusted by these clowns.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 1:38pm On Sep 01, 2013
Ryan Giggs should be ashamed of himself for agreeing to start a match of this magnitude.
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Screwface(m): 9:20am On Aug 31, 2013
zeelo2014: Come what r u guys haggling about? He gave the girl $100= N16k for a biatch of her class that's a generous price for a night. Remember he went there for vacation but it turned out the opposite,which the girl started in the first place. She should compensate him not the other way round. I expected the girls here to be sympathetic not the guys,some sissies we got here.
Dude, everyone is entitled to an opinion, same as you.
You don't expect us all to be in sync with your own myopic reasoning.
Zubby asked that his last update be criticized, judged or played upon. He KNEW not everyone would be cool with the step he took, hence an avenue for everyone to voice their opinion. And we all did.
You shouldn't call anyone sissy or whatever lousy name you so fancy...gerrit now?
My opinion still stands though!
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LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Screwface(m): 9:42pm On Aug 30, 2013
Lol. Am just digesting this other info from the last episode. You collected her phone too kwanu??gringringringrincheesycheesycheesycheesy
For what kwa? To sell it ni?cheesycheesy
Odikwa risky ooo
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LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Screwface(m): 9:35pm On Aug 30, 2013
Reflector: Zubby your word should be your bond.

When you tell someone you have forgiven them you should honor it.
Here, Mr Zubby. This is my comment also.

To me, you messed up, big time. I would have done the same thing Tony did had I been there with you.
I once said it in this thread sometime ago, you are one person someone should be scared, wary and very cautious about. Wallahi. And it ain't a good feel.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 9:13pm On Aug 30, 2013
I have one very dependable source from Old Trafford telling me of our next tranfer plans.
Tomorrow morning, we'l make an official bid for Javi Martines of Bayern Munich. My United source tells me the dude isn't happy with his part-time role under Pep and is ready for a move to OT.

By noon, we expect to lodge in a tentative bid for Dem Ba ba after his seemingly fall-out with Mourinho.

Then the shocker, by late evening same day, an offer is to be made to Liverpool for the transfer of Steven Gerrad.

On Sunday morning, we expect to make a move for Totteham's out-of-favor left back, Benniot Assokotocheesy.

Sunday afternoon, we'l follow up with a bid for Mesut Ozil of Real Madrid. And by evening, we are expected to make a tentative bid to Everton footbal club for Fellani.

Of course, non of this bids are expected to yield any fruit as this is just to make us seem busy in the transfer market.

We wish us all a fustrating few days ahead!
EducationRe: wonderful Pictures Of A.B.U Zaria by Screwface(m): 7:20am On Aug 30, 2013
Excelboi: Op, some of what you are showing are architectural designs.
Yes. And they are all part of ABU. And those are only a few.

Op, if you have pictures of the school dam, school Lib, Architecture department, the notorious Sodom and Gomorra walk-way, why not share please?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 9:42pm On Aug 29, 2013
Cooger and elRooney about to go on another looooooong round of arguments where data's from all footballing sites would be pulled out for references.
And as usual, non will ever agree the other was right.
The thread pages will blossom again...and I'l be forced to skip 'em pagescheesy.

Ride on bosses!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 6:54am On Aug 29, 2013
Now am beginging to reason about a possible coup against us by the English FAundecided
First, an outrageous PL fixture, now to take on Liverpool in the Capital One cup??
What the feck is that all about?? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 8:14pm On Aug 27, 2013
When Cooger argues like this, it's hard not to carve in.
My point still stands though, Moyes was much too conservative yesterday.
Need I remind you that the zero zero stalemate was the first time in over 4 years Manchester United failed to score a goal in a Premier League fixture at OT?
I didn't see a mad rush in the final 3 minutes as we used to witness over time.
Anyways sha, Liverpool next. Lets see what fate throws at us again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 9:28am On Aug 27, 2013
I noticed a few things last night.

First, there was something quite 'mean' about our play yesterday. We usually ain't that hardknock, most especially when we play Chelsea. Regardless of the manager in their dugout, those guys usually oppress us silly with ball possession. It was different yesterday.

Again, I saw an Everton team on a display. Maybe an upgrade, but an Everton team non the less. In my years of watching Man United play, I've never seen us create less chances like we did yesterday, especially from our wing plays.

Moyes was conservative. He seem quite pleased aiming for a draw. Ferguson would never have such mindset. I wasn't especting Giggs to be part of the show yesterday, but was utterly shocked when the 40 year old man ran in. Kagawa, maybe, Ando, better. But Giggs? Haba.

Rooney was our life-line, no doubt. I think he was in every part of the pitch yesterday. He made some mistakes, quite right, but in most cases, he recovered galantly. I noticed something about his play too. He almost seemed like on "auto-pilot". No emotion whatesoever attached to his game. I would have killed to see his reaction had we been a goal down at anytime yesterday. Wayne Rooney's mind is obviously somewhere else. He just wanted to play, and play he did. Dude was the man of the match yesterday, IMO.

We had legit cases for penalties, but were denied.

It was a modest game sha. An upgrade from an Everton play, but still an Everton outing against top four opponents. Hard to beat. Conservative. Few chances. Dominate possesion, however slightly.

Finally, whoever sanctions the sale of Wayne, especially to Chelsea, is a cocck-sucking pig.
Science/TechnologyRe: Professor Andrew Nok Wins Alexander Humboldt Prize For 2013 by Screwface(m): 7:37pm On Aug 25, 2013
My formal dean and lecturer.
This man is just pure genius and gifted. You only need to hear him say a word before you take a liking to him.

Professor Andrew Nok of Biochemistry,ABU Zaria. Some of those guys wey lecture you and sufer u for ur under grad days still be PHD holder and lecturer for the same faculty u dey boss now!

Inspiration you are, sir!
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Shares Workout Photos by Screwface(m): 8:45am On Aug 24, 2013
Airforce1: Enugu accent speaking brothers.....

All dis gra-gra still no polish dia Enugu Accent..

Shame dey catch me when dey speak.
Their enugu english and what it has brought them will finance each family member of yours to Cambridge for a degree in whatever course of study.
Ain't you the same dude that put photos of you brushing your teeth on world wide web?? Goodnews again for you. Those folks you jus dissed can also get you a truckload of your favorite toothpaste...without stress, I might add.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 8:26pm On Aug 23, 2013
I still want to believe Mou's bid for Wayne Rooney is just a new form of mind game the old man invented. His aim is just to distract our squad, really, and not because he really needs WR. Obviously, this is working according to plan.
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 8:29am On Aug 18, 2013
Breathing=Kill joy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 6:10pm On Aug 17, 2013
Only God can deliver us from Ryan Giggs this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Swansea Vs Manchester United 1 - 4 On 17 August 2013 by Screwface(m): 5:53pm On Aug 17, 2013
Obviously, Ryan Giggs is screwing some big shots at Old trafford. The only reason that mofo is still starting a match. What blatant rubbish is that old cargo doing in that pitch??
It beats me wallahi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 3:21pm On Aug 17, 2013
SailorXY: --------De Gea-------
Jones--Smalling--Vidic--Evra
--Valencia--Carrick--Cleverley--
---------Kagawa-----
---- Welbeck---van Persie--
I don't see Valencia starting.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 2:22pm On Aug 17, 2013
Predict David Moyes' starting line-up for his first EPL match as Manchester United Manager and get a chance to have your post likedcheesy

Predicting Sir Alex Ferguson's complete lineup during his reign as United boss was one of the most difficult gamble of all times. The old fox usually, always, uncanningly have a suprise for us.cheesy.
Now the mantle is on David, lets see how he fares.

My lineup.

David De Gea.
Smalling-Vidic-Evans-Evra
Cleverly-Carric-Anderson
Zaha-Van Persie-Welbeck.
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 12:00pm On Aug 15, 2013
Of course, this feeling is very mutual. I do honestly, irrevocably have huge urge to plant heart-stopping kisses on u, Aloscheesy
Train tickets, stillgrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 6:33pm On Aug 12, 2013
Finally...Wayne Rooney submits transfer request

LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Screwface(m): 8:35pm On Aug 11, 2013
The guy is on Nairaland and obviously views this page. I just googled him up.

www.nairaland.com/codedruns.com/posts
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 6:20pm On Aug 11, 2013
David Moyes on Wayne Rooney:

5:38 PM BST
ROONEY LATEST Manchester United manager David Moyes has again insisted that Wayne Rooney will not be sold this summer and denies falling out with the striker. "He's not for sale," the United boss told reporters at Wembley.
"I'm not changing so there's no more to answer to your question. Some of you might not like hearing this because you've written untruths. I didn't fall out with Wayne. He trained with the reserves at his asking."
Read the full story here


#Sigh
Can this fat pig just go and leave us alone?cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 2:05pm On Aug 11, 2013
Van persie scores!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 1:59pm On Aug 11, 2013
Ok...clear now.
4-3-3.
Zaha-Van Persie-Welbeck in the front line.
Carrick in central midfield, as expected. To be partnered by Cleverly and Giggs.
Giggs inclusion gives me cause for concern though. I hope this is not an indication that he'l be starting in subsequent matches.

I hope not.

All the other names that's been coming up in recent discussions are on the substitute bench.

Match in earnest now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 1:54pm On Aug 11, 2013
Line up:
Familiar faces.
Vidic captains the side.
De Gea behind the post.
Evra and Rafeal and Jones completes the back four.
Ryan Giggs starts from kick off, as do Van persie, Welbeck and Carrick.
Others include Zaha and Cleverly.
In what formation, I do not clearly know.cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 3:54pm On Aug 07, 2013
alosiby92: Screw's post about wanting needinggrin konji had me shocked.....
#justsaying...
lol
Alos, relax. Am still true to youcheesy I just got extremly 'excited' yesterday. It happens right? And it makes me human.. So, the phase is gone, and am back to being the ever boring screwface.
EducationRe: Best Nigerian University To Get A Master's Degree? by Screwface(m): 6:53am On Aug 07, 2013
I hope this advice is still solicited. I only just stumbled across the topic this morning.
To the question of time wasting, I can attest for these schools cus I have people running programmes there; UniIlorin and Port. Ife/UI also inclusive.
On the 2nd question, diversifying could be a better option for you. In the current Nigeria labor market settings, it'l certainly work in your advantage.

GL

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