₦airaland Forum

austushi1: Got her pin 4rm NL, so I decided to add her, luckily she accepted, but check out d discussion n tell me wat u think.

Note: M= male(me), F= female(the babe)


M: Hi pretty
F: Hi
M: U look lovely n friendly
F: Thanks
M: Where u@?
F: Lagos n u?
M: Same! Where in Lag?
F: AB(for example palmgroove or Maryland) and you?
M: CD
M: we r close, so we should b able to meet pretty soon! What do u think?
F: I don't kw! Where in CD ar u?
M: kL. Where in AB ar u?
F: that's where I work(AB). I don't live there
M: oh Really! Kk, where do u stay then?
F: EF
M: That's close
F: kk, yea
M: so y do u say u don't kw if we'll meet? Don't u wnt 2see me? Thot u said u needed friends on NL
F: kk, when is dat?
M: weekend
F: sunday. @where?
M: Any closer bar or hangout spot. There's 1 in front of EF's area
F: I am not going there
M: What about KL?
F: Nope
M: What about Mr Biggs, KFC or Sweet Sensation?
F: Better!
M: Really?
F: yea
M: wat do u do for a living?
F: I work n u?
M: work where, as wat? U don't hv a discipline or a career?
F: Nope
M: hhhhm! U don't hv a career! kk, where do u work n wat do u work as?
F: Receptionist @ CD Market and you?
M: Thot u said u work in AB. AB is different 4rm CD!
F: My Head Office is there
F: we hv another office @ CD Market
M: lol!
F: meaning?
M: Never mind! which company in CD market?
F: why all these questions, answer mine 1st
M: I work with a Construction Firm as Procurement Officer. @least u kw d career n company's discipline. Wat ar u guys into?
F: Laundry
M: CD Market road u mean, not inside d market
F: yes
M: Meanwhile u said u work in AB! U should hv said u work in CD market road
F: I work wit d both
M: U work with d Head Office n the Branch office together?
F: yeah
M: what's d name of d dry cleaning shop?
F: bla bla dry cleaners
M: hw much do u guys charge for 1 native
F: 500

Meanwhile, in d whole of CD(where I live) No dry cleaning shop collects more than 300 for 1 native!

All very nice nd good. Chairman I can supply you iron rods of local or intl origin. Make we deal?

down to the river?

[quote author=se.xkilza.phull]Impeached by you sitting in obodo oyibo or your clueless leaders in your villages who voted for APGA that cannot change the fortunes of their people? Well, we are tired of leeches who suck all our land dry, pay small tax and complain more than the little money they pay! If you want to stay in Nigeria and in our land, you will have to understand you are tenants, renters, we will send you back when and if we want! Until then, pay your taxes and stop complaining or else move back to iboland where you don't have to pay any taxes![/quote]even okorocha told them APC is their only hope of political relevance in this country. they will still be worshipping ojukwu and apga. ojukwu that abandoned them like a disabled stepchild and ran from biafra. instead of them to shine their eyes. they will be claiming that we yorubas are siding with the north. lol. cant they see how we r developing. instead of them to learn, they want to control abuja or prevent their 'enemies' from doing so

igbos and their double standards. always quick to say yoruba land is no mans land as it was a former capital.

now lets say lagos was anambra or delta state. we will have asari dokubo telling us that it is their land/oil

we've always maintained we dont need ur oil...maybe the northerners do but westerners dont.

even without oil, lagos economy is poised to pass Nigeria if these inept leaders keep messing up, and thats according to an American professor.

We are d only state thats allowing non-indigenes as commissioner. we allow ibos to be commissioner here. ibos are too tribalistic. u can have ur destitute back

drnoel: I see anoda fashola sympathizer. Ur handle name is noted so we can know who they are..

if na dat one u dey note, ur whole notebok and jotter go soon pull. they plenty for nigeria, even ya own household.

but fact of the matter is its not about who the cia/usa thinks is capitalistic...the us will actually prefer that we separate so they can sell both sides arms and finally put a base in the niger delta (forget shale)

i dont know what will happen in 2015, i just hope it doesnt get too bloody

[quote author=Mescana Chelsea]Oh yess.. As the man said, his Prophet Mohammed married a young gurl too.. I don't think this should be a problem that we bother Christians or we Igbo. Aftroll D Hausas have been doing all dis Early begoten marriage eva since the pope was an alter boy..
Let the minister come to any Igbo land with that 100,000 Us dollars lemme weather d gurl's mum won't pour him acid..

Thatz muslim for you, so mek una free dis man..
Shekina!![/quote

the same igbo land, where we have baby factories
we're even lucky this thing is an islam and not igbo tradition....we for dey talk another thing

This is affordable housing. Any details on the cost?

Bootylicious: Why do men also ask 4 sex? Premarital sex is wrong nd so many of u will dump a girl if she refuses having sex, if money and love doesn't go hand in hand den u guys shld stop using sex as a bait

lol. i dont know why most men do it, but a lot of women too love premarital sex. infact my present girlfriend is the reason im always sinning. she doesnt get money in exchange though. infact she's very supportive to me too, like a real relationship we are both giving of ourselves.

this money for sex thing is a nigerian woman and corrupt politician/businessman created construct. Naija girls like sex too, so dont go with the premarital sex argument. it just makes u look silly. naija women just learnt that men will pay for what they enjoy doing anyway, so its a win-win-win for y'all

but is Amaechis head too strong for this woman or what?

her and Bipi should be too busy grieving now to find any ones trouble

obowunmi: Good. Let them all die.

thats rather harsh young lad

THERE was anxiety in Port Harcourt on Monday as news of the death of Mrs. Iwari-Oba, the mother of the wife of President Goodluck Jonathan, Patience, spread in the Rivers State capital.

The mother of Mrs. Jonathan was said to have been involved in a ghastly motor accident along Elele Road in Rivers State.

It was gathered that the woman, who is from Okrika Local Government Area, was on her way to Bayelsa State when the accident happened.

Unconfirmed report indicated that her corpse was taken to Kpaiyama Mortuary by a team of policemen and a member representing Ogu Bolo State Constituency, Mr. Evans Bipi, who is a relative to the deceased.

Though, the police and the Federal Road Safety Commission in the state could not confirm the incident, an aide to Bipi said the First Lady’s mother died in a road accident, which occurred at about 4pm.

Bipi’s aide, Mr. Fred Itobo, told The PUNCH that the President’s wife’s mother was involved in the accident while she was on her way to Bayelsa State.

“Yes! She was involved in an accident and she died. Her body has been taken to a mortuary. Bipi was among those who took her body to the mortuary,” Itobo said.

When contacted, the State Director of FRSC, Dr. Kayode Olagunju, declined comment on the matter, saying, “I cannot say anything on this matter now until I get full details.”

Though effort to get reactions from the State Police Public Relations Officer, Mrs. Angela Agabe, proved futile, she had already told a journalist on the telephone that she had not been briefed on such crash.

http://www.punchng.com/news/patience-jonathans-mother-dies-in-crash/

Lol. Remember one Nigerian celeb that said her mother told her to be prostituting herself. The same with Joseph Yobo's wife now. Lol! May God give Nigerian women wisdom. I know some women from afar and I pity the men who will settle down with them. A super story really. Tragic!

IZUKWU: Smh! A man can no longer slap / discipline his wife! What a world we live in these days.

Na wa

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]A man commented on my ikebe and I just smiled. Chima grew with rage and slapped me!

What should I do?! Lord knows I love Harpo...yes I do but so help me God..I will kill him dead![/quote]chei

Al-mustapha left jail and went directly to see Joshua. Then Tribune reported that northern politicians were scared now al-mustapha is out because he knows their secret.

Saharareporters is the saviour of this country. They reveal wwhat even punch and vanguard are afraid to disclose.

9.9 out of 10 times they are always right. Forget what the reputation management GEJites on Nairaland will deceive u into believing.

I only wonder why that great man of God cannot help the Dame with her shepopotamus issues.

na normal political wahala na

philips70:
Can we see your handsome self and all your beautiful sisters plus your mother and girlfriend's pictures? No hate please, just a request.

see this joker. i didnt call her ugly u know. why state the obvious?

u r a man and want to see handsome pix of another man this is why the senate has homosexual laws

Embattled Rivers State governor, Rotimi Amaechi has openly accused President Goodluck Jonathan and his wife, Dame Patience, of trying to remove him from office.

Amaechi, who has been engaged in long-running battles with the Jonathan-led Federal Government told the Financial Times of London that the president was turning the party into “a one-man show and condoning impunity and authoritarianism”, all in an effort to win re-election in 2015.

The battle for the 2015 elections has been heating up, with opposition to President Jonathan increasing, within his ruling Peoples’ Democratic Party (PDP) and outside it.

Northern politicians and governors in the PDP have voiced their staunch opposition to President Jonathan running again in 2015, claiming that it would be reneging on an agreement they made with him in 2011 to serve only one term before handing it back to the North.

The main opposition groups in February formed a new alliance, the All Progressive Congress, which for the first time in years offers a credible challenge to the PDP.

Mr Amaechi and Mr Jonathan, who are both from the Niger delta region in the south, have been at loggerheads for months over the governor’s perceived lack of support for the president.

The acrimony spilled over in May, after Mr Amaechi ignored Mr Jonathan’s orders and stood for another term as head of the National Governors’ Forum, comprising the leaders of the country’s 36 states.

He won the support of 19, but the party’s leadership disputed the outcome and sought to install another candidate. Mr Amaechi was suspended by the party – at Mr Jonathan’s behest, he says – and Rivers state has since lurched into political chaos.

Legislators have since May been unable to sit due to security concerns, with gangs of youths marching on the State House of Assembly and the governor’s residence. An attempt to remove the pro-Amaechi speaker and install one sympathetic to the President, a prelude to impeaching Amaechi, descended into a free-for-all fight which was captured on camera and went viral.

Mr Amaechi alleges that the president and first lady Patience Jonathan, who is from Rivers state, are fuelling the crisis and have instructed the police and army to withdraw some of his personal security.

“There is this fear in the presidential villa that whoever chairs the governors’ forum will influence the presidential election,” Mr Amaechi said, in an interview in the state capital of Port Harcourt on Tuesday. “What has happened has been engineered to the point where the president and his wife are trying to remove me from office.”

Mr Amaechi, who is regarded as one of the country’s more effective governors, last week received support from Nobel laureate Wole Soyinka, the writer and activist, who blamed Nigeria’s first couple for the problems in Rivers state, which the Presidency has denied.

The trouble in Port Harcourt has made headlines in Nigeria because of the state’s outsize importance to the country. One of the richest states, it is the hub of the country’s 2m barrels-a-day oil industry. It also has a history of political clashes as well as unrest involving militants from the crude-producing creeks. An amnesty deal in 2009 quelled the violence, with a handful of militant leaders rewarded with lucrative contracts in exchange for keeping the peace.

The sight of hundreds of youths – both against and for Mr Amaechi – arriving in buses to converge on the local parliament in Port Harcourt last week was seen by many as a bad omen ahead of the 2015 poll. “We are seeing an absence of law and order that can breed anarchy,” Mr Amaechi said. “It seems those at federal government level are not interested in democracy, but impunity and authoritarianism. The president needs to check this.”

The mild-mannered Mr Jonathan, who inherited the presidency in 2010 after the death of Umaru Yar’Adua and won the 2011 poll, has not formally declared his intention to run in 2015, though it is widely assumed he will.

Reuben Abati, spokesman for the presidency, said this was “speculation”, and denied that Mr Jonathan or Patience Jonathan were in any way involved in Mr Amaechi’s travails. “This is all local Rivers politics,” he said. “It’s convenient to drag the president into this, but it is not true. All these allegations are baseless.”

Mr Jonathan’s supporters insist he has performed well, with the economy growing steadily at more than 6 per cent, and liberalisation of the power sector under way. In the delta region, there is also a feeling that he is entitled to another term, given that he is the first president from an area that underpins the country’s economy.

But Mr Jonathan’s critics say the country is drifting dangerously, with an untamed insurgency in the north, corruption unchecked and oil production dropping due to theft and legislative uncertainty.

Mr Amaechi, who has been governor since 2007, has been widely tipped to run for vice-president in 2015, on a ticket with Sule Lamido, the Jigawa state governor and a former foreign minister. Since both men are from the ruling party, they would have to challenge Mr Jonathan for the PDP nomination.

Given the importance of patronage in Nigerian politics, that would require Mr Jonathan to build a huge war chest if he wants to win the party primary and the national election.

Mr Amaechi said he had not decided on his plans for 2015. He said that efforts by some in the PDP leadership to claim that he had lost the governors’ forum vote, despite him obtaining 19 votes to his challenger’s 16, was a concerning sign ahead of the vote. “If they can accept 16 over 19, people should be worried,” he said.

http://www.theheraldng.com/the-president-and-his-wife-are-trying-to-remove-me-from-office-amaechi-tells-financial-times-of-london-2/

Peckham is not a ghetto. Ajegunle is a ghetto. I hear okokomaiko is a ghetto. Peckham is better likened unto a hell than a ghetto.

Let us all pray for Mr. Cork. That he may yet find deliverance. 1500 quid a week habit whilst languishing in a bottomless pit. Surely someone is playing Ludo with his destiny.

Kush is okay

obailala: Nigeria must have the most bitter individuals on planet Earth right now... the unnecessary insulting tweets against Karen goes to show that the emotions have transcended beyond the normal 'hating' which our youths foolishly show to celebrities...the trend is now very disturbing

Karen is not well liked and needs to take several seats. She is full of herself and ppl don't think she ought to be so smug. So every chance they get, they relish the ability to put her in her place. She won due to patriotism of Nigerians and not because of any stellar personality traits. She should not talk bad about whhat we all know is wrong with the house. Personally I think any1 that watches BBA has the IQ of a tse-tse fly so she gets what she deserves by being a part of that movement and then talking it down. As for a talkshow for a husband, is that how desperate she really is? Even if that her prize money had not almost finished and she was a billionaire and asked me to marry her, or sign up to a show to contest to marry her, I'd sooner subscribe to vows of chastity than do so. Word to moses!!!

Hmm

[quote author=la_unique]My problem is that we were talking about Soyinka and you mentioned Achebe. Do you want to start another tribal mudslinging? Don't you know the tribal heat any Achebe vs Soyinka debate generates?[/quote]im actually glad tribalism has reduced in Nairaland these past few months, maybe the mods have become wiser, nairalanders have become more mature or we are all just directing our hate towards the President and the First lady. Whatever the case Achebe is a legend, Soyinka is too. Why that is not enough for the average Nigerian brain escapes me?

Even my Ibo girlfriend is always telling me how ibos are better than yorubas. I know she is delusional in this but i still love her though.

[quote author=la_unique]Lol, the mods can still do something about it.[/quote]oh word!

*enters into prayer mode*

Dear God, touch the mods hearts that this topic, despite it being stale may hit front page before Nigeria wakes up tomorrow.
My enemies shall see me glowing in the front page. You said I shall be the head and not the tail and I shall tower above mine enemies. You also said you will prepare a table before me. Let Nairaland know that it is you that has done this. Amen

but this gist stale na...na 2007 gist biko

OP why dont u want me to shine on front page na

He also told the Governor: “Now, Your Excellency, I have found a father — highly dogmatic, a senior citizen of this country, a detribalised elder, an intellectual, a person that is a father indeed with a wide shoulder and a big heart, a man that is very reliable, responsible, dependable, Dr. Fredrick Fasehun.

“He stood by me, having taken time to come to the court to realise that what was going on in the court of law and on the other hand; what was being scripted and sponsored on the pages of newspapers, magazines, television and the radio were different, he now decided to stay on the part of justice and insisted that justice must be served.

“In rainy season, dry season, cold season, he was always in court.

“I know of the humiliation he suffered. Your Excellency I must say that I have a father in the South West.”

http://dailyindependentnig.com/2013/07/tearful-al-mustapha-arrives-kano-recounts-ordeal-in-detention/

pls ask Eddie Snowden to ask the NSA/CIA/FBI on ur behalf....y r u snooping sef?

poor guy....water don pass garri

first to comment

@op pls change ur topic to include IBB's name so this page shall surely make the front page and all shall see the glory of God in my life.

Bless!

Since u have a girlfriend u love, talk to her about your plans. How long have u guys been dating? How long have u been a smoker? Smoking is bad for ur health o.

first to comment. Lord let this reach front page. My enemies must see me shining.