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Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Keeping Afro Hair In Yobe State. See Photos by scribble: 1:02pm On Apr 18, 2018
He must be a covenant university student

Teelling that oyedepos institution shares similar values with prehistoric govt of yobe state

Well he was once a muslim himself
Politics › Re: ‘I Prefer To Befriend Serial Killer Over Women Who Commit Abortion’ – Reno Omokr by scribble: 11:29am On Apr 18, 2018
I dislike the comparison

But i dislike abortionists too

Politics › Buhari To Ask Trump To Make $1 Equal To N1 by scribble(op): 10:59am On Apr 18, 2018
President muhadull bugarri will meet trump and ask him to make $ lower as he is too dumb and mentally incapacitated to know how to drop the rate.
Romance › Re: Kenyan Man Propose To His Boyfriend, Got Engaged (photo) by scribble: 10:58am On Apr 18, 2018
One of the negative effects of too much pornography
Politics › Re: Exclusive: Senator Shehu Sani Dumps Apc To Contest Against Gov. El Rufai by scribble: 5:47pm On Apr 17, 2018
Midget man is done for
Celebrities › Re: Alizee: Why We Haven’t Paraded Peter Nielsen - Police by scribble: 9:54am On Apr 17, 2018
Diplomatic immunity, Bleep 'em
All that peace and that unity
All that weak shit'll ruin me, Bleep 'em, yeah
'Cause niggas started talkin' to me like I'm slowin' down
Opinions over statistics, of course
Gassed off journalistic
Come at me and all you'll get is the ballistic report
Booked a private room at Wylie's, waiter twistin' the cork
I got multi-colored rings like the Olympics, of course
At award shows, cuttin' through the tension, of course
Girls huggin' me then askin' me, "What scent that is, boy?"
I be walkin' around the Six like I invented it, boy
Yeah, who am I? The do or die
The one with the fewest lies and the truest ties
They try to compare us
But like a job straight outta high school there's no you and I
I taught you everything you know, now you got student pride
All factual, I call the house "the embassy"
The studio "the chapel", I hate to travel
I just pulled up on Solana show, the girl's a natural
I knew her way back when Hollywood was international
Yeah, the furthest I've been, that's word to my ends
Word to the flags that belong in the hood of my Benz
Very presidential, I broke all the codes for zonin' in my residential
I broke spirits that I never meant to
My body isn't much of a sacred temple, with vodka and wine
And sleep at the opposite times
Promise shit is gettin' outta line like when you make a stencil
Or gettin' outta line like when you break a pencil
Violatin' the Treaty of Versailles
Champagne is the alias, but no cease and desist in I
I refuse to comply with regulations
I listen to heavy metal for meditation, no silence
Like Sanders on the Detroit Lions
Get a run around and I'll bury you where they won't find ya
Motor City Casino, I'm at the cage with my old license
They tell me "don't worry, I got your money" like Osirus
(I'm the Osiris of this shit)
Dirty 30, workin' on me
Tired of women that may tag me in pictures airin' my dirty laundry
Caterin' is from Giorgio Baldi, Robyn's favorite
Shit is nice, but I prefer Madeo
Calamari rings and tomato
I got the sauce and now shorties keep claimin' preggo
Wakin' up at 6 PM like, "Where does the day go?"
Forecastin' tornadoes, brainstormin' retaliation at dinner tables
2010 was when I lost my halo
2017 I lost a J. Lo
A Rotterdam trip had me on front page though
I had to lay low, Hot Topic like your everyday clothes
Closed off but I could never stay closed
Billboard awards, I claimed 13 out in Vegas like Sureños
Black excellence, but I guess when it comes to me it’s not the same though, all goodie
That just pushed me to do the things we all couldn’t
Niggas stakin' out the crib, it’s all gravy
Protection that God gave me
Shit is complex like short niggas 'round tall ladies
I gotta watch who I’m talkin' to like it’s all-ages
I’ve seen buddin' careers turn to sit around and talk about other careers, judgin' their peers
Knowledge from niggas who did not contribute to none of this here
Cover my ears, my security government tier
Yeah, advance the venue so we know the exits
Check the guest list
If opps make an appearance at least it’s expected
Tell ‘em I don’t wanna link like a broken necklace
I’ll be in better company with my own reflection
Mirror, mirror, on the ceiling of my suite in the Royal Palace
The TV playin' Al Jazeera
Inshallah, I hope the mission keeps on gettin' clearer
Whenever, wherever, OVO will always be together like Shakira
Celebrities › Re: Alizee: Why We Haven’t Paraded Peter Nielsen - Police by scribble: 9:52am On Apr 17, 2018
Lol

Same sheet in sheetsville lipsrsealed
Politics › Buhari Misquoted On Why He Is Recontesting 2019 Elections by scribble(op): 3:53pm On Apr 14, 2018
The newspapers had said "I am contesting because Nigerians like what i am doing" - Buhari

What Buhari actually said was

"I am cotesting because Nigeriens love what I am doing"

Buhai is from Niger
Crime › Re: Prince Gwamnishu Harrison In N7 Million Kidney Disease & Transplant Scandal by scribble: 11:16pm On Apr 13, 2018
Give this man a seat in Buhari government

He will fit right in
Politics › Re: Who Will Save Some Nigerians From Intellectual Laziness? - Femi Adesina by scribble: 10:23pm On Apr 13, 2018
Adesina is a slowpoke

Nothing defines intellectual laziness more than the dullard he followed to london for checkup
Romance › Re: Man Finds Out His Girlfriend Got Married After They Quarreled For Two Weeks! by scribble: 8:30pm On Apr 12, 2018
Women are scum

She instigated the argument in order to feel less bad about what she was gonna do

Or just a plain ole cruella devill
Politics › Re: ‘pauper’ Amaechi Would Need 15 Years To Replicate Famous Wole Soyinka Dinner by scribble: 9:06am On Apr 12, 2018
Source?
Politics › Re: President Buhari Blames Gaddafi For Herdsmen Crisis by scribble: 9:02am On Apr 12, 2018
That means its obamas fault
Politics › Re: As Is Trump, So Is Buhari, According To Bello Elrufai by scribble(op): 9:02am On Apr 12, 2018
grin
Politics › As Is Trump, So Is Buhari, According To Bello Elrufai by scribble(op): 12:28am On Apr 12, 2018
Few ways Donald Trump is like Mohammed Buhari as inferred by Bashir abi bello Elrufai

Basir or bello elrufai is a loud mouth whose only political clout is by happenchance to be the spermatozoa of his father, nasir elrufai, governor of kaduna state.

In bellos dna is resident the napoleonic complex of his vertically challenged papa. He called out the new york times for allegedly mocking his mentor in a tweet.

All he passed across is the fact that he believes donald trump is just like buhari but still popular enough to win a re-election.

He tweeted that president trump said he grabs women by the pu**y. Inferring that Trump may be some kind of pervert or sexual harasser. But everybody kmows about bubu and underage girls. Na curse with dem.

He called trump a racist, even though everyone knows he and his pigmy dad worship a 5 star tribalist and nepotism all star.


He also called trump a misogynist but the whole world was listening when his fathers overlord, dullardeen, pbum, said his wife belongs in za oza room on international television.

He also said something about trump dieting on big macs when everyone knows his vote in 2019 is a man who sips fura za nunu and feast on cow zombie brain for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I am surprised he has not consumed adesina completely by now. That round cow.

These jokers in office are a plague that we good black people must dispel from ourselves.

We are better than these morons


Vote sowore 2019!
Politics › Re: Bashir El-rufai Blasts New York Times For Mocking Buhari's 2nd Term Bid by scribble: 5:05pm On Apr 11, 2018
Stupid bastardo

At least trump is no paedo like his father and mentor

And the dullardo
Politics › Re: 2019: Woman Will Takeover Over From Me – Gov. Amosun by scribble: 11:37am On Apr 11, 2018
Titi odunfa adeoye is a liar, a cheat and a fraud

God punish amosun if he dare leave that embezzling cu.nt in charge of ogun state govt house
Politics › Re: APC Presidential Aspirant, Ogbonnia Challenges Buhari To A Debate by scribble: 11:33am On Apr 11, 2018
You want that olodo to die abi
Politics › Re: 2019: A Woman Will Succeed Me – Governor Amosun by scribble: 10:35am On Apr 11, 2018
Just hope its not that thief titi odunfa of sankore

So amosun legacy will not be disgraced forever and ever
Education › Re: Sex For Marks: OAU Lecturers Demand Probe Of Professor by scribble: 9:31am On Apr 11, 2018
Students dt finish sexing for grades in pubic schools will now come and b shaking private school table

Oloribu
TV/Movies › Re: Next Edition Of Bbnaija Must Hold In Nigeria – Censors Board by scribble: 8:08am On Apr 11, 2018
Uncle lai, why?
Politics › Re: Why Tinubu, Fashola, Amaechi Are Looters – Jonathan’s Ex-aide, Omokri by scribble: 9:29am On Apr 10, 2018
IdeyFindWife:
That $50,000 Fashola website
It was 500,000$
Business › Re: Jim Ovia: Fintech And The Future Of The Nigerian Banking Industry by scribble: 4:19am On Apr 10, 2018
This jim ovia is everywhere

Is he running for prez?

Pls abeg we need to chase bubu to Daura
Business › Re: Jim Ovia Lauds Nigeria’s Economic Rebound, Forecasts Peaceful 2019 Elections by scribble: 11:56pm On Apr 08, 2018
Justnice11:
Hello bro. Please I will like discussing something with you. How can I get to you?
Send a text 07020179104
Webmasters › Re: Buy This 500k Facebook Group And Say Goodbye To Low Traffic by scribble: 6:18pm On Mar 30, 2018
Angelawhite:
Contact me for deal. Quote me with ur number and I'll call you.

It's #55k... interested people only
whats ur number?
Politics › Re: FG Releases The Names Of Looters In Nigeria And How Much They Looted by scribble: 4:37pm On Mar 30, 2018
What about babachir

And amaechi

And $1 million dollar website designer, tunde fashola
Politics › Re: President Buhari Launches Eko Atlantic, Lagos (Photos) by scribble: 2:53pm On Mar 30, 2018
Naomi campbell that was dating the guy aluko dat raped nnpc dry is now consorting with APC

Why are nigerian leaders dull

Business › Re: Jim Ovia Lauds Nigeria’s Economic Rebound, Forecasts Peaceful 2019 Elections by scribble: 2:41pm On Mar 30, 2018
One of the great men in Nigeria today. Jim ovia for president

Zenith bank is making remarkable progress as far as banks in the emea region
Webmasters › Re: How Opera News Is Scamming Nigerian Publishers by scribble(op): 1:13pm On Mar 29, 2018
Klassdann:
Opera is indeed a scam, when it comes to publishing and revenue
Why arent publishers calling them to order. If they are publisuing their content and getting views, they should be able to pay them the revenue as agree
Webmasters › How Opera News Is Scamming Nigerian Publishers by scribble(op): 9:17am On Mar 29, 2018
Opera news made a lot of npise and has a plethora of Nigerian publishers on the platform.

Yet they dont keep to theor end of the agreement. They put adverts alongside your content but they do not pay you your share of ad revenue as promised.

Has anyone on the opera news platform been paid?

I hear the way around this is to ask them to delist your website and then they will try to send you visitors to your own site direct.

Why is opera, a big IT firm such a scam in the Nigerian market?

Has anyone been paid by Opera?

Is Opera exploiting you, share your stories
Celebrities › Re: Daniella Okeke Celebrates 31st Birthday With Stunning Photos by scribble: 10:48am On Mar 26, 2018
No wonder her and apostle sule clicked

They share almost the same birthday
Politics › Re: See The Difference: Ganduje Daughter Vs Dangote & Pyo Daughters (photos) by scribble: 4:03pm On Mar 21, 2018
This ganduje daughter type thick

So u mean northern girls r built like this

No wonder d men have barricaded dem with hijab

Meanwhile there r waaay badder girls from other tribes, but she a baddie too

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