₦airaland Forum

Topman7:
No, YOU GO AND DIE, MOTHERFUKER.

Stupid assholes think you can come in here and deceive people?

Like we don't know what Obi promised to do?

GTFOH.

Oga, if you like pour spit everywhere. Hunger and starvation wey you invite don reach your house. Very soon, even the energy to lament no go dey..

You will go into hunger-induced shock and your brain will shut down for good. Conserve your energy now and create more holes in your belt. Na die you dey..

Topman7:
SHUT UP.

The hunger would have been the EXACT SAME with Obi in power.

Default emilokan response.. Mugu..

Na die you dey.

Like I always say. Nigeria is littered with many unthinking buffoons and idiots who vote like monkeys with bananas thrown at them.

For Nigeria to get better many of these buffoons have to die, because they can never change. Lets be practical, the problem of Nigeria is the existence of mass empty-headed nincompoops. Nothing else.

If hunger and famine will be surgery that nature needs to perform on Nigeria and remove these cancerous buffoons from the equation. So be it.

Na die dem they.

Tinubu won in Oyo. Let them pay the price and stop disturbing our ears.

Wike the power-hungry buffoon. After killing political party members of APC, PDP and LP since 2015, he thinks he can keep hiding for protection under any government in power.

More high BP for him in his coming days.

Creditalerts:
If it was peter obi as president and things were this bad!!by now there would have been tsunami of protestations peddled by tribal sentiments!!ridiculing chants of "omo ibo"would have reel through the air waves! Tout sponsored by the limping mc olu guy businesses of ibos will be destroyed in lagos and they will be a total breakdown of law and order! Yoruba actors and actress would have turn on ring lights in a tongue lashing charade! But now those who stood on the roasted corn mandate are nowhere to be found. Thunder go visit all of una wey put us for the mess😡😡😡

You are very correct.

Many Nigerians are buffoons, if it is hunger that will wipe them out. So be it.

Kennyswag:
go and tell that to clifford orji.

You are talking about Clifford that happened before you were born about 30 years ago, while a certain monsuru is currently looking for where to sell fresh human skulls and intestines somewhere in yoruba land, as we speak.

Kennyswag:
Weird news like this only happens in igboland

Nothing is more weirder than killing people and retailing their human parts for N5,000 per part, as done in yoruba land..

I think APC's strategy of using hunger as a weapon is a political measure. They want to keep their followers hungry enough, so that when they decide to throw a few crumbs of bread to them, they will sell their votes again.

Tinunbu is a great political master planer and strategist...

seiyefajohn:
Nothing can trigger Nigerians to revolt, no measure of hardship, inflation, disrespect or neglect from the government can push us to revolution. Nigerians are docile, dormant and scared people who have been psychologically brutalized to the point of submission and subjection. We are perperually subdued, therefore non can rise to inspire revolution.

Let those who voted pestilence and hunger fix the problem. They must lead in the front of the revolution.. It should serve as atonement for their 10 years of stupidity voting the APC.

seiyefajohn:
Nothing can trigger Nigerians to revolt, no measure of hardship, inflation, disrespect or neglect from the government can push us to revolution. Nigerians are docile, dormant and scared people who have been psychologically brutalized to the point of submission and subjection. We are perperually subdued, therefore non can rise to inspire revolution.

Let those who voted pestilence and hunger fix the problem. They must lead in the front of the revolution..

Na die dem dey..

You are not going anywhere, you voted Emilokan. Na to reap the fruits remain.

Na die you dey..

abdeefggh:
According to a Labour party's chieftain, Abure use to live in that old two bedroom flat in Abuja before the campaign started but he quickly upgraded as soon as the donations started coming in.
He even went as far as buying a new house in Wuse Abuja

Abududeen, you don't have a point.

Good for him, you abookeys should dash him billions so he can spread Islam all over Igboland..

They will still vote APC in 2027. They never learn lesson until something very hits them and people start dying on the streets due to hunger.

Na Baba Adeboye church.

The ones wey him say them go better pass every other Christians.

chachanga:
They'll soon come for you even though there appears to be a correlation in your story with domestic abuse rates of madams against house helps figures attributed to women of South Eastern origin.

Seeing how advanced societies here get practical, vocal, intentional and tenacious with visibly tackling systemic racism, sexism and other forms of discrimination, one often feels ashamed at how Nigerian groups would rather get defensive and lash out stupidly rather than addressing manifestations of abberant social behaviors in their midst.

Is that the only thing you took from the piece? Were you out hunting for 'bad news' with your antennas high up there because of your prejudiced bias and idiosyncrasies.

May we know your tribe?

Karleb:
Chi ko, key ni.

The master stole from him, he should have stolen from the master too

You are a killer of destiny. Your type are the ones who go to people's shop to deceive their apprentices and lead them astray. I am sure you will even tell the apprentices to give you the money to keep for them. Evil.

The devil who seeks to kill, destroy and plunder.

Miracle4325:
My guy was settled with 500k last year after 7yrs

How many school graduates have 500k plus business connection and credit worthiness after 6-7 years of study and service in Nigeria?

Karleb:
You were dumb. Imagine if you had been stealing from him for 7 years, by now you wouldn't feel his betrayal.

You advise is evil. Stealing from him would make him poorer. You don't know the 'Chi' of the boss and how it works. You may import goods with all that money and then they are all seized. And you back to ground zero.

You may stock your shop, all of a sudden, a fire starts in the market and every kobo is lost.
There is a spiritual dimension in Igbo apprenticeship system. It is as deep as marrying a woman.

weblord1900:
So 7+years ago I made this post seeking advice on a journey I was to embark on.
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First of all pardon my English,
I'm here again to share my experience over the years of my apprenticeship and also the process. I know it's not all part of this country practice this system. It's more prevellent in the east.
For me there has been up and down and mostly down. This is something you can never understand until you personally experience it.. It will reshape your entire life especially your mind whether you like it or not.

I left my village by June to meet my Oga in the city. I spent 6months as testing. Like the first 6months were not counted as part of the agreement. I was even lucky because some spend 1year as testing. So I started in 2017 after agreement. This type of agreement just involve your oga coming to meet your parents with few eyewitnesses.. No lawyer or paper to sign. Just verbal agreement ,No fixed price .. They'll only discuss on how long you will work for him or her( the oga or madam).

When I started my Oga is still single so I was doing most of the works in the house including cooking .. We were living very happy .. I was eating very well .if you look at me then the evidence is there 😀 Sometimes my oga will come back with full fried chicken oh oh.. Only me and him .. Things where just smooth ..
Fast forward to 2019 my oga decided to my settle down.. I think I use like 4years senior my oga wife. At the first few months his wife was very angelic,calm and gentle. She serve us tea every morning..
Omo how she take change I don't know 🙆🏾‍♂️ I no offend anybody .. I'm very calm in nature .. My oga follow change too. Nobody day send me again ..

During 2020 covid 19 my eyes saw my ears .. I know things was hard then but mine was hard pro max. From 2018 I started suffering from chronic tonsillitis. I was taking drugs up and down including self medication .. I started noticing change from the way I speak because I don't know if it's the drug or the sickness that's affecting me .. I had no one to tell. By 2021 I gathered courage and told my oga 😪.. He carry me go meet aboki people make he carry scissors chop the two damaged tonsils in my throat .. Them just day price am 3k 5k I day one side day shed tears 😭 . I called someone and told him about everything. He told my oga to take me to a good hospital. The story long sha but at the end I went under tonsillectomy surgery .. I'm now fine

By 2023 which is supposed to be my last year my oga carry another problem come.. The way he was treating me caused problems between some of his brother and sister including some of his friends because they don't like the way he was treating me. They were all encouraging and giving me advice to persevere because I'm almost through its just a temptation.
I was settled this February with wetin my mouth not fit talk after serving for 7year chai😭 🤦. You can't even rent a shop with here with the amount I received. I haven't talked about buying the goods in this period every price has sky rocketed. I thank my family and friends it's all good.

Life is a journey ..I still have more opportunities ahead of me. I have seen more than 20 other people that have come to serve but didn't finish. Most of them doesn't last for 2years but I persist because I'm determined for success. With this energy nothing can stop me.

Let me tell you some key points in this system.
1. They don't tell you how much you'll receive at the end. Just be ready to take what you see.
2. It will greatly affect your mental health positively or negatively depending on how you are being treated.
3. There will be alot of temptations and peer pressure if you're not careful you'll be dismissed.
4. If at the end your oga decides not to settle you ,that's all for you. He cannot be procecuted by any law since there is no signed agreement.
5. You'll be blamed for some wrong things you didn't do.
6. There are some common thing you won't be allowed to do.. Like voting during election or going to the football field to play with your friends. You can only be at home or shop.
7. For example if you agreed to work for 5years you might see yourself still working for him after 7years with no settlement. I have seen lot of them.

I'm going to be 28 next month. I have seen and experience more, this is all I can say for now. I can't say i am at loss or profit here because I cherish the experience I gained over the year although I didn't get the finance which made to start the journey at the beginning. If I had money I would have just learn the business for less than a year and start my own but such is life. Some of my classmates are doing well while others never see food chop. Some of the females are married with 2 to 3 children. Mine isn't the worst tho. This life no balance.
I just hope this government make things easy for everybody. E come reach my turn to hustle everywhere come red 🔴😂 ..

I thank Se.un for Nairaland o.. Na here I day come read everything including the cruise, bash and banter. SE.UN abeg check if my story na front page material 😁

Congratulations, one day you will also pick some boy from the village after they have finished Secondary school and train them. Please endeavour to write you experience as an Oga too..

Many people stay in the University and polytechnics for 7 years and come out with nothing. They will even envy you.

Now that you are an Oga, it is time to see how you treat your apprentices.

richiemcgold:

If you're a Nigerian, and you're fond of saying evil of this country every now and then, you're actually doing more damage to yourself than to that Nigeria you hate so much.

No sane man says evil of his country of origin when dealing with outsiders. But I have read countless of such posts & comments on this forum in particular. Most of these things can discourage foreigners from having any dealings with Nigeria or Nigerianns.

Did you take this advice when GEJ was president and you insulted him as Goatluck Jonadafftt.? Abi, you don develop amnesia.

Osidazz19:
Obviously you are dying and almost dead for your daily wailing and crying on social media.
Do you see me wailing?
I will vore.for whoever i believe is the best candidate. I will not be bamboozled by religious and tribal fanatical IPOB retards like you.
Get lost.

The guy is right, the more you vote idiots, the more hunger kills you and keeps the other sensible people alive. That's the way natural selection happens and idiots are taken away from the equation, so that political buffoons won't see enough idiots to bribe with a cup of rice and perpetuate themselves in power.

Hardship have always sharpened the survivors of the human race. Right from the stone age.

The hunger and starvation is necessary, I see it as a natural cleansing mechanism that has now become imperative, if Nigeria must get better.

LordviccoDaGuru:
Can't wait

How far, how the garment dey treat you nowadays?

Why you dey delete your past posts?

Send account

chiedu7:
The South East & South South rejected Tinubu for a good reason.

Now everyone is looking to us to join a protest.

Why shall we protest, when we didnt vote in Emilokan?

May the God Lord help all who rejected Emilokan

Let those who voted for Awalokan remove him.

You can defecate in a mosque and except others to join you in packing the excreta. Na you go pack am yourself.

Na die una dey. Awon Emilokan.

Can never happen in Nigeria, when we have the like of Wike and other political buffoons.

Fubara if you don't arrest that Obinna guy and hang him high and dry as a lesson to others, then you don't deserve to be Governor. In fact you are an antelope- a common snack for every carnivore in the jungle.

Nobody can remove you now. If you had taught the LG chairman of Ikwerre LGA, a lesson, when he opened his mouth. This buffoon would not have dared you. Now every lowly LG chairman and council wey dey chop for Wike hand dey give you knock, left, right and centre.

Our people say 'if a snake does not act as a poisonous snake, even kids will wrap it and use it to balance firewood on the heads."


Fubara ACT NOW and save yourself from being a laughing stock. Right now you are considered the weakest governor in Nigeria. Your children and generation will be laughed at, if you don't wield the big stick..