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doctorkush:
ex be like

feamtrik:
"Don't tell me your joystick has Erec.ted ?"

iLegend:
How to Initiate Sex/Kiss With a New Girl.

I said I won't post any technique again, but my clients on Whatsapp begged me to post this one for more nice guys to see.

This is a fail proof way of initiating sex with a new girl either in public or in your room.

This guide is not for bad boys because they already know how to do it any day and any where. For nice guys, this is how to prime a girl for sex. Don't ever be intimidated. You can be nervous or shy, but don't worry. JUST DO IT MOTHERFÚKER or you'll regret not doing it. You can never regret doing it. Do you want her to do it for you? It can never happen. Some women have self-respect and if they initiate it, it'll make them look cheap and desperate. No woman wants to be considered cheap or desperate and no man wants a cheap and desperate girl.

iLegend's KISS TEXT

Hmm...I've tried sumthing like this before sha...I told the girl to turn around and look at a cockroach at her back...As she turns back towards me, I grabebd her L** niii.
She couldnt help but to burst out laughing

Don't EVER ask CAN I KISS YOU? She'll definitely say NO, but deep down she wants you to kiss her.

1. Tell her you want to whisper a secret to her ears and she should never tell any one (she'll be very curious), then lean and whisper some inaudible gibberish to her left ears while closely facing her. Speak inaudibly in tongues while making sure you breathe subtle hot/warm airs into her ears as you speak. (To some, it'll be ticklish, but to most, it'll arouse them).

The first day a lady did this to me I almost raped her cuz her warm breath was solving some romantic mathematics in my ear. I didn't know she was using a technique on me. She did it 3 time in a roll while saying some inaudible nonsense and I kept asking her to repeat herself, because I couldn't hear her properly and she'll even make it worse this time around. It felt good. Till today she hasn't told me what secret she wanted to tell me.

Analysis of step 1.

The word secret activates her hormones to respond to whatever bodily contact you want to make.

When you alter the inaudible sounds and lean back she'll ask you to repeat yourself, then you accuse her of being a member of Buhari's family. While facing her, order her to lean towards you so you will tell her clearly, and she'll oblige, but this time, launch a fast and arrogant kiss on her and use your two hands to hold her head/face so she won't pull away. Then, stop and warn her not to try that nonsense again in her life with a serious face. Tell her you'll report to the police for molesting you. After the serious face she'll be dumbfounded and surprised, then you burst into smiles/laughter and make fun of her for being a bad kisser. (I used the word 'arrogan't instead of 'confident' for a reason and I won't tell you).

Now, it's time to change the topic and reiterate to a fun topic you guys were discussing some days ago or some minutes or hours ago.

If she tries to talk or warn you about what just happened; accuse her again. Warn her the more. Make it fun/hilarious this time around. Honestly, if she warns you or hits you it means you're a weak man — I'm serious. No woman can EVER do that to a bad boy. We all have a reputation. If your reputation is an obstacle, then you're the cause.

Start talking nonsexual topics. Take her minds aways from what just happened between the two of you.

If you're a new baddo, you can gauge her level of interest from how she responded to the forced kiss test.

This is not for everyone. I use it all the time and it works all the time. No single F9 on my side. I do it in seconds. It takes me less than 40 seconds to do the kissing.

After the kiss test I act as if I'm not interested in any thing sexual with her, but I know the kiss incident will be in her head and she'll want me to continue into the real deal, but I won't. It's time for my shakara. I'll bring in some boring topics and she'd get bored and would prefer to fúck than talk.

As I said earlier, it's not for everyone. Some imbeciles who haven't tried this will say it won't work or you'll get slapped. Please ignore them. They're men of little faith. I know you ain't one of them.

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep Safe.

Modify: Sorry ladies and gentlemen, I can't access my PMs. I have never read any PM since I opened this profile. Some of you will think I've read your messages, but refused to reply; that's not the case. My email is blocked and I need to reactivate it before I can read messages. Thank you.

noetic5:
Paul Okoye's signing, Lucy, continued her radio tour after her release, featuring Cynthia Morgan. The singer was recently at Rhythm FM, Lagos, where she talked about her love for music, and her new song. She shared a sexy photo of her wearing a cropped top, while displaying her sexy flat belle, in the photo.

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BG9AwZkKeGg/?taken-by=lucycandymay

marshalcarter:
Ok...op...u try to take a shot while kissin ya g.f@nyt but unknown to you she's abt removin her down lips and tongue...nd u eventually took the shot and it didn't work and u tryna make it work by addin a dry caption.............mtsw




Mr.....ya tin is not sweet jare

Marvel1206:
Please don't make a woman cry, there is nothing as expensive as a woman's tear. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with L'oreal Eye Liner; N7500 and Revlon Mascara; 8500 Naira. Then when it rolls down the cheek, it blends with Estee Lauder Foundation; 11,000 Naira and Zaron blush N15,000 then Mac powder 19000 Naira. Then finally, it touches the lips and gets mixed with Maybelinne Lipstick; 12000 Naira and Avonlip Gloss; 5000naira. A single drop of a woman's tear is running for about 78000 Naira so please, don't make her cry. But a man can cry, it's just 150 Naira Vaseline only

Agree or Disagree??

Cc: Arabiandude, Fairlyusedpant, Onstelly, Engineermbugame, Refiner, Mrkester

alobright17:
I don't even understand the pic sef,which style of bleep this one come be na?

Boxer007:
Defense is the best for of attack and this means if you get a a situation where the aggressor is much stronger than you and starts a fight. Use a wrestling method and the moment your hand reaches behind his trouser, use your thumb or fingger to tickle the his annus and I will guarantee you he will back off. Please try this.

Readonee35L:
Lool.
What will a Man do now ,
He has to Annoint And Bless The Půşśý for :
For God's blessing
Wipe All Evils
And Proper Lubrication .
That man is a wise man

unapapadeycraze:
Let's look at this event.

Mayb your boyfriend saw you with a guy, perhaps you were hugging him and he got infuriated and said "the only difference between you and a pros.titute is dat you don't stay at the corner of the streets at night." what would you do?

Dottore:
The painful thing is that most of these gold digging bitches aside their looks, are not worth any dime spent on them. Watery punaani, smelly pussy, deceptive boobs that only look good inside bras, then if u are not careful they will infest u with a terrible disease then you will understand the benefits of celibacy. Not to mention that 90 percent of them are demonic. They could traumatised you career or finances that you wonder if the 15minutes fvck is worth it, that is if you are lucky to quickly find out where the problem is coming from.

*modified*
In case you don't know, most of them are brain dead academically and in "common sense"

Emasky4real:
It is a general belief that experience is the best teacher. As true as this may sound, learning via experience has a lot of disadvantages. It is expensive to learn from experience. I learn as much as possible from experience when life forced it on me, but I rather prefer to learn via evaluated experience by studying those who have gone ahead of me and learn from their successes and failures.

After taking a deep observation of the life of an average Nigerian, I discovered that majority of people are likely going to make the mistakes highlighted in this article and most of them have no choice but to live with the consequences when they reach age 30. These mistakes include:

1. Thinking you are too young to achieve great things:Most Nigerian who are in their 20s are still pursuing their tertiary education, some will not even graduate until they reach their late 20s. In your 20s there is this tendency to think you are too young to pursue your dream. You will often feel you don’t have experience and that people won’t take your seriously. This mindset will make you defer some of the things that would have speed up your success in life to a time you feel you will be competent to live your dream. The truth is that thinking you are too young to live your dream in your 20s is nothing but a limiting belief. Once you reach age 18, you are not too young to pursue any dream except where a higher age is required. People who made it big in their 30s started in their 20s. And if you are just waking up at 30, then you will be disappointed in yourself. You will regret wasting those precious years of your 20s by the time you reach age 30.

2. Focusing your life only on academics: In Nigeria formal education is overrated. The reason for this is because we have not been able to differentiate between education and academics. The object of education is to help you understand your environment, and learn how to adapt to it without constituting nuisance to others. Education also empowers you for success in every area of your life. Academics on the other hand focuses on certificates or degrees. A person may have a degree but yet not educated. However academics can help to enhance one’s education.

The average Nigerian believe so much in the power of certificate and all his hope is bent on securing a good job after graduation through this certificate. In order to achieve this end, he tend to put in all the possible efforts needed to get good grades. It is important to note that this formular of getting good grades to ensure a good job is no more valid in today’s world as we have graduates with first class who are not employed. In a situation where all your efforts was put into getting good grades without having a plan B for a situation where your certificate does not give you your dream job will only land you in regret, depression and frustration, which is the lot of so many Nigerian graduates today. TRUE EDUCATION PREPARES YOU TO SURVIVE WITHOUT YOUR CERTIFICATE.

To avoid this mistake, as you pursue your academic degrees, also find time to acquire some or at least one vocational skill. There are many of them out there that can fetch you real money the moment you become an expert. If you have graduated from the tertiary institution and you don’t have any vocational skill yet, it is not too late to acquire one.

3. Not working to earn an income: There is this tendency for you to rely solely on your parents for every dime you spend. All you are exposed to is how to spend money. This will put you in a position where you don’t know how difficult it is to make money. All you will have in mind is, as soon as you graduate, you will hit your dream job and you will be able to do what your parents or guardians are doing. This kind of thinking is not always true. By the time you graduate and your dream job doesn’t show up and have no option but to take care of yourself, then you will wish you understood earlier how difficult it is to make money. This period will be the first time in your life when you will have a genuine appreciation for all the money your parents spent on you. If you are currently relying on your parents for your up-keep and still in your 20s, then I say to you that you have not started living. LIFE BEGINS THE MOMENT YOU ASSUME TOTAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS AND FOR EVERY DIME YOU SPEND. You can’t afford to just be sitting at home eating, watching television, and hanging out with friends. Start doing something that can fetch you money. It may be a paid employment or personal business. This will expose you to how difficult it is to accumulate money. The moment you know this by experience, you will begin to appreciate money and become wiser in the way you use it.

4. Thinking there is still time: Thinking you still have all the time in the world is one of the illusions of the 20s. You tend to live your life carelessly and spend your time on frivolities. However by the time you hit 29, and moving towards your 30th birthday, you will begin to realize that you are no more a baby. You will realize you have been sleeping all this years if your achievement does not measure up with your age. It would be done on you for the first time that you no longer have time on your side. At this period you will wish you have done so many things in your 20s which you felt you were too young to accomplish.

5. Not equipping yourself with skills to survive in the real world: If you are not the discipline type, you will likely spend your 20s engaging in frivolous activities, which will prevent you from having a grasp of basic skills needed to survive in the real world. Some of them include, ability to save money for a project, empathy, understanding, ability to delay gratification, and so on.

Also Young Nigerians who are academics oriented may end up spending their 20s pursuing only degree without any practical vocational skill that can guaranteed them job after graduation. When the dream job doesn’t show up, these youths tend to end up being underemployed, doing job they hate out of no choice.

TRUE EDUCATION PREPARES YOU TO SURVIVE WITHOUT YOUR CERTIFICATE.

To avoid this mistake, as you pursue your academic degrees, also find time to acquire some or at least one vocational skill. There are many of them out there that can fetch you real money the moment you become an expert. If you have graduated from the tertiary institution and you don’t have any vocational skill yet, it is not too late to acquire one. If you look around you, you will notice that most of the people who are making real money are not necessary those who are working with their certificates, but those who have answers to the problems of people around them. Beside your certificate what problem can you solve for people and get paid for? If you don’t have an answer, it is high time you identify major problems of the people around you, and proceed to acquire vocational skill that can empower you to provide answer to such problem. The more problem you can solve, the more your capacity to make money. In zig ziglar’s word ‘’you will have all that you want if only you can help enough other people to get what they want.’’ ONLY PEOPLE WHO DON’T HAVE SOLUTION TO OTHER PEOPLE’S PROBLEMS DIE IN POVERTY.

6. Not reading enough books: It has been said that if you want to hide something from an African, hide it inside a book. This tells about how poor our reading culture as Africans is. One of the major problems the average Nigerian will make in his 20s is not reading enough books. We are all born into this world without a manual, all that we know and that we will know are all products of learning. The 20s is a time of preparation for the future ahead and reading good books will definitely assist you in your preparation. Reading good books will expose you to the life time investigation of those who have gone ahead of you. Learning from their experience is the best way to learn. Reading good books will enable you to begin from where previous generation left off. It is important to note that every form of success has its own governing principles. Books will expose you to the principles that govern the kind of success you desire. As an African most of the things you were indoctrinated to believe while growing are myths, only reading and critical thinking can help you flush those erroneous beliefs out of your mind. If you don’t read enough books in your 20s, then you are an accident waiting to happen. Every youths in his 20s is expected to have a full grasps of the principles that govern money , relationship and success generally. This can only be achieved by reading books that teach the principles governing them. There are millions of them out there. I want to suggest here that as a Nigerian in your 20s that if you have not read the books I am going to list below or the ones related to them, then you are probably not ready for life. The books include the following: Think and grow rich by Napoleon Hill, 7 strategies for wealth and Happiness by Jim Rohn, The richest man in Babylon by, Rich dad, Poor dad by Robert Kiyosaki, Why you act the way yo do by Tim Lahaye, 7 habit of highly successful people by Stephen covey, The science of getting rich by Wallace wattle, From poverty to power by James Allen, As a man thinketh by James Allen, Acres of diamond by Russell Conwell and many more. These suggested books contains timeless truth of how things work in this life and reading and acting on the content will help save you from so many mistakes you would have made in life if you have not read them.

Author: Taiwo Emayosanlomo, success coach and personal development expert.
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Nairalanders feel free to comment.

onomeglo:
Pointed nose or flat nose,who cares?everyone is beuriful in their own way!all I wanna say I thank God for I am among the living

angieberry:
Funny thread!
Miss Irene, your nose is pointed and you're pretty but I bet you ain't prettier than me with my flat nose

Orijin101:
As long as she has a pvssy. . .

lagmostkuit:
I wish t'was acceptable oh!

It's annoying wen I see a guy I like and I can't get 2 chyke him

Anyway, green light is always there 2 use

ahsekeena:
I don't wish it was acceptable....not in nigeria tho

yuncka:
the only person I fell in love wit on Nairaland turned out to be Asari Dokubo's wife. I no trust all dem girls wit fake DPs here.

ammyluv2002:
Why's Oga Tinubu's tongue out? swaggering right ?