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Foreign Affairs › Re: “prepare For Nuclear War” Russia Warns Citizens As US Tanks Flood Into Europe by searay(m): 10:05am On Mar 25, 2015

I blame GEJ......

2019 destination

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Leaves Mass Of Throat-slit Corpses Near Nigerian Town - YAHOO NEWS by searay(m): 9:33am On Mar 21, 2015

Islam is a religion of peace

NYSC › Re: Corp Members In Kebbi State Learning How To Use Guns? by searay(m): 11:04pm On Mar 20, 2015

Learning g how to detonate bomb will be very good

Politics › Re: Hon Okon Uwah Slumps, Dies During Campaign In Akwa Ibom by searay(m): 10:53pm On Mar 19, 2015*

The man was shot. OP get your fact right right.

Ukpanah and Okon Uwah down . Ukanafun LGA should wake up.

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Politics › Re: "I CAN'T PROTECT YOU!", Akwa Ibom CP Tells PUNCH Correspondent by searay(m): 11:59pm On Mar 17, 2015

I don't see anything wrong with this. The commisioner only wanted to speak with the Governor's wife in private.

Politics › Re: Why Buhari Wins All The Polls Online(opinion) by searay(m): 10:41am On Mar 17, 2015

This is the reason

Politics › Re: David Mark As A Military Officer (Throwback Photo) by searay(m): 9:45am On Mar 17, 2015

sucess001:
[size=22pt]Isn't this the serial coupist who as minister of communications said mobile fone isn't for the poor?

So if he had his wy....how many of u wud be able to post here on NL?[/size]

He is right. Phone is not meant for the poor. If you have one consider yourself rich

Politics › Re: Safest Cities/states To Stay In Nigeria During The Coming Elections. by searay(m): 4:33pm On Mar 16, 2015

annazubi:
Uyo is the safest city in Nigeria.

Umanah Umanah go gree

Politics › Re: Safest Cities/states To Stay In Nigeria During The Coming Elections. by searay(m): 4:32pm On Mar 16, 2015

We have 2 guns and a pistol. Bring it

Politics › Re: Google Have Now Started Nigeria Presidential Election----online POLL by searay(m): 7:52pm On Mar 15, 2015

Lagos the Headquarters of APC is the majority, do no shaking

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Culture › Re: Names Of Animal In Efik/ibibio by searay(m): 5:34pm On Mar 15, 2015

Horse- Penang Isang
Duck - Unen abeke

Politics › Re: Nigeria Drafts Foreign Mercenaries To Take On Boko Haram - Reuters by searay(m): 3:03pm On Mar 14, 2015*

IleIfe2:
No amaount of desperation will win Jonathan this election. no reasonable Nigerian will vote someone who has taken their dignity away.

When you and your cohort were belittling the office of the President and the nation, you fail to realized that you were selling your birth right for a lot plate of porridge. Now outsiders have taken a clue from you on how to ridicule the country.

By the way why are Nigerians insatiable. GEJ fight terrorism, they complain, he refuse to fight they still complain.

#Never again

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Romance › Re: An Indian Bride Has Walked Out Of Her Wedding by searay(op): 12:47pm On Mar 13, 2015

Pishure

Romance › An Indian Bride Has Walked Out Of Her Wedding by searay(op): 12:41pm On Mar 13, 2015

An Indian bride has walked out of her wedding after her bridegroom-to-be failed to solve a simple maths problem, according to police in Uttar Pradesh.

The bride asked the groom to add 15 and six. When he replied 17, she called off the marriage.

Reports say the groom's family tried to convince the bride to return, but she refused saying the man was illiterate.

Local police said they mediated between the families, and both sides returned all the gifts given before the wedding.

Most marriages in India are arranged by the families, and it is common for a bride and groom to get married without spending time in each other's company.

A police official of Rasoolabad village where the incident happened told BBC Hindi that local resident Mohar Singh had fixed his daughter Lovely's wedding to a man called Ram Baran.

"But just before the marriage ceremony Lovely came to know that Ram Baran is illiterate and she refused to marry," he said.

Mohar Singh told the Associated Press news agency that the "groom's family had kept us in the dark about his poor education".

"Even a first grader can answer this [the maths test]," he said.

Last month, another bride in Uttar Pradesh married a guest at her wedding after her groom-to-be had a seizure and collapsed.

Reports said the groom was epileptic and he had kept the information from the bride and her family.
Source

Crime › Re: FCMB-Lekki Robbery: Family Of The Fish Hawker Mourns (photo) by searay(m): 12:17pm On Mar 13, 2015

aristocrazzy:
Eya! Sorry, God knows best. RIP. Security challenges in naija. GEJ get out of there.

yes. GEJ brought robbery to Nigeria.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FAAN Shortlisted Candidates For Interview And Physical Fitness- Bothering Issues by searay(m): 8:59pm On Mar 12, 2015

sursur:
that very long standing FAN na

Bolosiye:
fear all agency in nigeria

Please I'm serious

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FAAN Shortlisted Candidates For Interview And Physical Fitness- Bothering Issues by searay(m): 4:40pm On Mar 12, 2015

Please what is this FAAN?

Phones › Re: Tips To Keep Your Android Device Screen Safe by searay(m): 12:37pm On Mar 10, 2015

I got my Techno G9 screen and calibrator sage as a result of water who can help me out. Pm me the price.

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson's Second Outfit At AMVCAs by searay(m): 6:41am On Mar 10, 2015

foliman:
She's looking dazzling more often...
hope she knows the right president to vote in to come election?

[size=50pt]SAI ~~BUHARI!!!~~
GEJ[/size]

Politics › Re: APC Drags Patience Jonathan To ICC by searay(m): 7:12pm On Mar 08, 2015

If Buhari wins God forbid bad things) many NLders will be jailed and NL will be banned.

Agriculture › Re: A Nairalander With Girrafe In Kano Zoo(photos) by searay(m): 7:35am On Mar 08, 2015

fapcrook:
Let everybody shout a big Amen

help me shout a thunderous Amen ooooo

Agriculture › Re: A Nairalander With Girrafe In Kano Zoo(photos) by searay(m): 8:32pm On Mar 07, 2015

The last time I made FP I was banned. God please don't let the modban me again

Politics › Re: Nigerian Troops Recapture Two Strategic Local Governments From Boko Haram by searay(m): 6:38pm On Mar 07, 2015

rozayx5:
lagos at night

Lagos no get governor?

Politics › Re: Bomb Rips Through Maiduguri Market Killing Many by searay(m): 1:15pm On Mar 07, 2015

januzaj:
TEACHER:
Jonathan, 2+8?
JONATHAN:
March 28, Sir.
TEACHER:
This boy, I wonder how dull you
are. Did I
ask you of the
month of March. Sit down!
(turns to a female student) You
Patience, solve
this problem.
PATIENCE:
Sir no e me start d problem. Na
Jega, dat
boy weh de sit by d
door. Make you send am out, d
problem go
solve be dat.
TEACHER:
If I send him out, what will I do to
dull
students like Jonathan and
you?
PATIENCE :
Make you allow us repeat class,
Sir.
BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in)
Don't agree sir. They'll always fail.
Dismiss
them. The answer is
10.
TEACHER:
Very good! But give me 10
reasons why
Jonathan should be
dismissed, first. Remember he's
still the
class captain.
BUHARI:
1. He never speaks the truth.
2. He is wicked.
3. He sees nothing wrong in stealing
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this
classroom,
that's why we can't
read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class
is in
trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box
we keep
our monthly
contributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. He Hates to be advised.

TEACHER:
Class, what Buhari listed are bad
qualities of
a leader. So I will
give you the chance to choose
another class
captain before the
end of March.

Stop expressing your ignorance in a public domain. Bihari has never been in school

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Romance › Re: Let's Play-shop For Your Spouse by searay(op): 1:12pm On Mar 07, 2015

God fearing, good looking and good in bed

Romance › Let's Play-shop For Your Spouse by searay(op): 9:53am On Mar 07, 2015

Good people , if you have N500 only to build your Ideal Spouse. Spend well, buy wisely and let us know what and what you will buy to make up your ideal spouse.

Good Looking N300

Funny N100

Smart N100

Great in Bed N200

Faithful N300

Wealthy N300

God Fearing N100

Great Body N200

Romantic N200

Understanding N100

Please do not spend more than N500. That means that the total of everything you will pick must not be more than N500.

Shop well! Let’s know your scale of preference

Education › Re: What Is This Babe Doing? by searay(m): 9:20am On Mar 07, 2015

Anyhow she will have her certificate unlike one man there who has just return from a British...

Politics › Re: Buhari’s Wife Not A Political Tout Like Mrs Jonathan – Campaign Team by searay(m): 9:18am On Mar 07, 2015

Oya conductor give me my CHANGE, I wan buy pior water.

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[size=50pt]GEJ TILL 2019 and beyond[/size]

First post after being banned for shouting GEJ till 2019

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Has Not Killed Chibok Girls - President Jonathan by searay(m): 7:02pm On Mar 06, 2015

Mcowubaba:
lwkmd hahahahhahahaha
serious ...see as u talk am sobberrly..funny dude..oya be a gud boi dnt sin again...

Lols. I didn't even realized I was banned. This election period is not the best time for one to be ban but... 10 monikers on ground already

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Has Not Killed Chibok Girls - President Jonathan by searay(m): 3:17pm On Mar 06, 2015

Mcowubaba:
ur phone keypad get double p

This has handed me a ban, I'm just returning

Crime › Re: Bash Ali In Jail Over Criminal Intimidation by searay(m): 12:45pm On Mar 05, 2015

Akinz0126:
First to comment!

Congratulations.
Check your bank account, you have just won your yourself three dirty slaps.
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.******pick race******

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Has Not Killed Chibok Girls - President Jonathan by searay(m): 12:34pm On Mar 05, 2015

SagePerv1:
[color=maroon]Clueless Fisherman.

You under-estimated Boko Haram and Nigerian's paid for it dearly with their lives. [/color]

What is the total number of Boko Haram member?
What are their plans tomorrow?
Remember BH was once a local terrorist group and now going international. Up till till now, just like GEJ, I can't believe Nigerians could be terrorist.

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