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XiaoLi:
Buy 10 tyres sand truck, carry am come Lekki and make good money provided you have a driver you can trust or you can put tracker on it.

But free ukwu no dey Lekki tho

Lol like how much can it generate weekly?
Because to throwaway that kind big money to dey chase change no be am ooo.
As for ukwu,if free one no dey I go import

Educationalserv:
Jew man na akara and bread u sabi.

Hello chief,
Good evening.
Please say a friend of mine has made up his mind to buy a truck(Howo ) dumptruck for sand and gravel,
How much should he expect as weekly/monthly returns?
Which would you advise the person to buy?
Sand,trailer,or which?
I don't like tanker because I feel its market is limited?
Or is it?
Please help me out here,thank you.

JavaScript90:
In the process of over taxing importers Nigeria has made Benin republic ports the choice destination of goods and shipping companies in west Africa. Most of our business men prefer to import through Benin republic and smuggle into Nigeria, during which Nigeria loses revenues that should have accrued to her.

Nigerian government doesn't have business sense. Turn over matters in many businesses. Instead of charging 1m per car for hundred cars why not charge 500k for a thousand cars. If Nigerian lowers her import tariffs on cars and make it more competitive than Benin republic, Nigeria will make more money because most people will prefer to import through Nigerian ports.
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Because Nigeria don't want to be a dumping ground for used cars,cos we actually have indigenous manufacturers they want you to patronise.
Everywhere shouldn't be a shithole dumping ground because you car dealers wanna make some change!

All of us dey guilty of this.
Yes,the first nude film I watched was "I spit on your grave".Never saw pirates.
Then,I didn't use VCD to watch porn cos everyone used it,rather I used my Pentium 2 abi 3 desktop to play it that year cos they don't go there.
The day I got caught was when I was watching my brother's Lothario girls
Dude dey bang gate,I dey delay to open am cos I be dey run helter-skelter looking for how to go replace his porn before he finds out I watched it.
Long story short,dude went straight to his storage to check his mono because somehow he figured that could be the only reason why I'd be delaying to open the gates for him.
I collect better beating that day sha,upon say I be dey deny oo ,swearing like a mad man. But dude was adamant cos his storage be like qetin person don ransack.
Anyways,I moved on from that,I later got a supplier called Paul ,he supplied me weekly from his brother's stash and I think I was spending like 1500 on it weekly or so.
My stash grew astronomically and I want use soapy wound myself then.
What we later moved into was taking porn to school,then dodge school in a group to go and watch at a friend's.
We invited the prettiest mulatto in our class then to join us,she first accepted but later reneged. Na God save am because the way men be dey konjified that year,we for peel her toto that day if she be come.
We reach like 6 virgins inside that place then

No picture?

Honestly,mine was due to stress and much life woes when I was still very young.

CaptainAyub:
Nnewi man wear bathroom slippers,riding ladies motorcycle.
But na him get d 4 units of identical 4 decking for him street.
If he buy,he go ask you,do u need d 4 million in cash?

lol na so na,
When you ask our modern fresh looking "entrepreneurs" for 1m funding for a deal that will benefit them,no kind story you no go hear from their mouth ooo.

Darlingme:
[b]The worst part is, they keep funding their business[/b]es, appearing flashy on Facebook, but to pay back is always a problem. Anyway. I keep learning.

They are not funding anything ,that is what they want you to believe.A person who understands business will never want to owe a creditor for long so as not to destroy his line of credit.
All they do is to appear flashy to make you think they are doing well so that you will fall for their borrow scam.
A person doing great in business most times don't even have the time to be flashy or let alone the peace to do so because business carry plenty stress,
All those charlatans making noise online are most times wannabes.

Well,I have just one debt that is trying to look like a bad one at this point,
Huge,but it was business we did,something we've been doing for more than 5 years now,since I moved to other things ,the guy is coming up with all sorts of stories and funny thing is we aren't even in the same country.But I know anyday I see it important to collect that debt,I will recover it so I'm not worried.

In my line of work,you can't cope without giving credit, but i give out smart and secure credit by collecting post dated cheques.
When it is due,I just deposit it without consulting you,
If the account isn't funded,your loss cos bank go deduct charges cos of the bounce when e bounce,and I will still deposit again after collecting the cheque almost immediately.
So that when you lose like 15k on return charges that week,no be person go tell you to fund the account.
Real business people don't like losses at all so they'll rather pay you your money than to be losing money on a steady to Bank return charges.

And also note this,avoid giving credit to people who feel too big or care about their appearance and how society perceives their status than running a business/organisation,they will more often than not "chop your money" and most times dem no hold shishi.I've experienced this many times in my line of duty/life and also all the so called contractors(runaway from these ones).

My time in the sea trade gave me lots of close calls.
Near sinkings in unrescuable spots,near high speed collisions,navigating blind,etc...
Better left untold tbh.

Baba40:
Honest opinion only pls

Maybe because the emergency she could be worrying over is you,
Like for instance anyday you decide to beat craze commot her body or the day she sees you with another woman.You expect her to call you?
She can't have you on emergency dial while you are the emergency na

Barton and gautier ,water and okpa Enugu

Nwatachoba1:
Oh ok

Ndi DSS(just kidding) .... from southern part of Nigeria

Igbo guy doing business in the South is what I mean.
DSS lol

Nwatachoba1:
How? Where u base?

Southern part of the country.
We kind of have similar interests,
Will talk to you later on it via mail.

Nwatachoba1:
Balogun(lagos island)

Why asking?

Cos we can both help ourselves out.
Will reach out to you soon,

Nwatachoba1:
It's mostly foreign drinks .. whiskey, brandy,vodka,red wines,fruit wines,alcoholic bitters etc

Base in lagos

Where in lagos?

Nwatachoba1:
Congrats

Mine was 10k,my boss settled me with 150k in credit (people owing me),could collect just 10k...

That was during corona

Am just trying to build my own drink business

What kind of drinks are you into and where?Very curious.

Registered but not used
No be juju be that?

chidekings:
hello bro,been following almost all your monikars,wanna send you a private message

okay sure bro,go ahead.

profmicky:
The east-west road, Eleme axis in Rivers state they blocked for a whole week what was the outcome, they grounded petrochemical, Refinery and Onne seaport activities for 1wk in order for FG to fix the road, as I type this comment no contractor has been mobilized to site yet, so community leaders, youth leaders cash-out with the protest

Thry started yesterday,i mean contractors.

pocohantas:
See your room, you can’t even take a moment to sweep it, but every time you come online, na woman and fck matter full your head.

I hope Nairaland females are seeing the environment of guys that spend all their lives insulting them. If it is not boil on the penîs, it is different fungal infections on your bodies. Now this one done burn rice and beans.

Y’all be transferring your frustration on NL females. #Spits

Like say na the females have it better
People weh some fit dey use tissue for tampons,na them want judge a young boy for staying in a selfcon which isn't bad for someone his age.
So because the boy probably haven't figured out life yet,he shouldn't have an opinion on women and relationships?

KingAzari:
Can You See The Conman Over There?
We Understand What He Is Doing. Collect Big Bucks From International Donors, Use Crumbs To Do The Charity "Shamrity" Work And Pocket The Rest. Take Pictures And Show To The Paid Maga And Use That To Solicit For More Magas. At The End, Everybody Is HAPPY.

E think say we no know what's going on...
But las las,the woman benefit from the scam regardless.

Bombastically00:
How is it responsible to smoke something that damages ur kidney?..there is ntin responsible abt smokers...Can u allow ur sister marry a smoker?..

I am a smoker,a chain smoker at that.
Built a very good trading business that I started from scratch at 21 ish and still running till date(glitches here and there but we still afloat).. Mind you I've been smoking since then.
Very responsible with money and do not spend carelessly.Just focused on my grind and use red oris to unwind.
And how can I forget,currently dating a very good,classy,respectable ,very educated lady in the O&G sector with seven digit salary and brand new official car.
As for health,we keep it in check the best we can,but we'll all die someday,including people that only eat veggies and drink water.
Be careful how you stereotype and judge people,

Capitalism Is all I see that happened here.Smart move by the competition.
You see my friend,in business,there is no such thing as luck or so,there only exist brain and strategy.
You always have to know there could be a stronger competition that can pop in any time so you have to build yourself very well when you have the chance(competition absent),because believe it or not,it must come.
The only thing I can tell you now is to runaway from there,go to a smaller place and become their local champion in the business,because you didn't have foresight and was waiting on the sky daddy.
All your money don go where you dey train wife and 2 kids,now small shaking like this you don dey foam for mouth.
You people should be learning how to marry supportive women and not liabilities,else you would have had enough money to compete with this challenge,
Get sense nwanne.
When competition is absent,that is when you have to be wild and milk the populace very well without showing any mercy,so that you must have accumulated enough when challenge comes,
Because that same populace you will be pitying have no loyalty,watch as they will all runaway from you that use to do favours and cheap pricing for them to your competition cos he might be cheaper and have a better store.

bjtinz:
Yeah, it's likely.

Honestly I don't know why CBN doesn't increase rates to at least double digit (personally I think rates should be 13-15%, ie close to the inflation's)

That way, it would at least stem some of the mad rush for dollars.

How do you close inflation by causing more inflation?
What do you think investors will do with all the free naira CBN will give with TB at 15%?
That'll cause more inflation My friend as naira will weaken the more.
Now is the time to curb naira ,curb budgets and government spending,increase taxes,etc...

XiaoLi:
Where taxi driver wan see box of 26 years sef

Person wey never see Cristal bottle before

dobnina:
Don't worry, we have seen what you are trying to show us.

Since as he doesn't know what to do,make I kuku show am.

XiaoLi:
Haha i thought you said i have never seen Cristal in my life mugu, I showed you something bigger than Cristal you changed werey, when i open it in thesame background you will change that i should sip it, you think i dont know your tricks is for me to reveal my idenity ..kidnapa like you

This is all you have to do na bros.
Nothing to make you reveal your identity here by doing ordinary this.

XiaoLi:
Haha See as e pain you boy, if i buy him Glenfiddich 26 years nko, you and your clown followers will be poor for life. See below picture but please keep your bp pills while seeing it

Glenfiddich,where next?
Know that advert?

owagbeba:
Na wow! I give up.

Ok seatrade, I am going out for a road walk.
Nice having this discussion with you. I wish we had more guys like you on this platform. You made my morning

Many thanks

Was great talking to you too,
Take care man.

owagbeba:
That’s true... I never thought these big wigs like Dangote and oil majors may do a round trip on fx bought at I&E window.

Won’t it be easier for CBN to checkmate these big wigs by making it a requirement they provide exchange control documents for fx bought at I&E rate before they can access new fx funds at I&E window. Just the way they are currently doing under the Form Q scheme.



Again, do you think the likes of Dangote and oil majors may sell to Aboki for profit? I think these companies are already made, no need for filthy lucre.

All these big companies na them dey do filthy things pass.
Is multichoice not in soup now for evading over $20B as tax evaded from the Nigeria government?
What of banks that are hoarding dollars and selling to Aboki?
Abi one oil trading major that was caught buying Nigeria stolen crude?
These are the filthiest creatures you can ever find on the surface of the earth,all these multinationals.
Even if you ask for documentation,they will give you na.Aren't they making purchases after all?
All they need to do is pad the sum of the invoice they wanna purchase overseas and go there to ask for a refund,and since it is a big company that is making the purchase,oyibo won't hesitate to give them their excess funds abroad which they will later sell to aboki. .
Very hard and brain racking thing.

owagbeba:
The big players like the foreign investors, Dangote, oil majors will still have access to dollar via the I&E window at CBN.

Then this has just created the biggest possible round tripping cartel you say you wanna eliminate and this time it'll be worse because these are people with enough naira to buy a lot of dollars for arbitrage purposes.
No one passes over a chance to make a quick huge buck ,multinational or not.
What they will do is to sell to aboki slightly lower than what your "CBN aboki segment" will sell,hence bringing aboki back full time into the streets and back in business Because the gaps will be too wide,hence a lot of rooms for them to discount to aboki and still have their arbitrage profitable.