₦airaland Forum

Asonaijaaso:
They are using the Dollar to Naira exchange rate to confuse the illiterates amongst Nigerians.

If they have made this much profit. They should state dollar profit in 2023 and the dollar profit in 2024.

All the major oil companies around the world had tepid net revenue for 2024. Mobil, Shell, Aramco, Eni, BP

If you buy a pencil for $2 when it was 400 naira thats 800 naira

You now sell it for $1 When it is 1500 Naira. You can either call it a $1 loss or a 700 naira profit.

But we all know Total oil sales is dollar denominated. Why are they reporting profit in Naira

Dont let them keep deceiving you. Let them announce the loss in dollars.

TotalEnergies Marketing,not totalEnergies upstream .
They retail Jetfuel,PMS,diesel and lubricants.
Why should a retail business which is naira denominated report it's revenue in foreign currency?

Joshchi19:
Pity all of you commenting rubbish based on ordinary certificate. See, life is not like that.

Let this prof. Cleaner Tell us what problem he can solve with the certificates.

Exactly,
Who owes him what because he has a PhD?
I won't be surprised if he is as dumb as they come.
No one who is worthy to have a PhD will be in his plight.

missjekyll:
I know why. This "Ph.D" is probably not worth the paper it's written on. Yes, I said it. Nigerian State Universities are Ph.D mills.

I want to see his thesis.

Funny girl.

kings59:
A guy at a bank was telling me that Nigeria is rich that see naira everywhere.

I asked him one question:

Outside Nigeria, where can you spend naira?

He went mute.

Your naira is only internal.

Asides Kuwait,where else can you spend Kuwaiti dinar?
Does it now make the currency useless?
Ha.

CaptainFM1:
Smile!

Truth is, over there, there's no competition for Dorime and show off. But here, you will see people that will envy your little success and makes you feel like you've achieved something.

I felt the same way when I was in the UK too. You can't buga anybody there. If you like drive Lamborghini...nobody trip extremely for you.

This is bullshit,
People trip for success all over,however what you'd tell me is no one will fall for basic things over there like they do here.
Even get mind call lamborghini lol😂

Gerrard59:
So the gender equality fight na scam las las? How many Nigerian men are financially comfortable to provide the baby girl lifestyle they want alongside the abroad standard of living?

As for the woman who moved to Nigeria, I'm not surprised she spends more in Nigeria than in Canada. It costs a lot to replicate a developed world standard of living in Nigeria. I'm not talking about roads or general behaviour, just normal amenities and having them to work 24/7.

This japada thing go give most people depression and annoyance.

A lot of Nigerian men can provide baby girl lifestyle oo,na them don spoil these kids finish .
Entitlement everywhere.

There are women you'd meet that will change your entire life trajectory.
Yes,it happened to me.
However,I think this approach no make sense oo.
Some important women will see your zeal,drive and ambition and will decide to assist you even without expecting anything in return.
But all this 1m for good man thing you're talking about doesn't sound cool to any reasonable person.
Most likely the seller isn't genuine, likewise the buyer trying to buy a man for 1m naira.
Besides,women aren't old and single for lack of men,rather lack of choice men that haven't crossed path with them.
This your pitch will be thrown into a deep trashcan by any successful lady, there are better ways.

IheomaAkparanta:
realme pulled so many tech creators for this event. They won't be here if this brand wasn't trusted. I think that's all the proof you need

They would,
Something called PAY exist for a reason.

pocohantas:
One day breeze go blow and fowl nyash go open. We would know the true motive of Bokku. You can't tell me any sensible businessman is buying up buildings and renovating them to sell bread and carton of malt.

There's a lot of money in bread,
Infact that's where the money is and not groceries.

Bukola94:
LOL, na accent we go chop, the only thing I see about British school is facilities, environment and standard of education

Don't forget ,network.
If your kid goes here,there's definitely a high chance such a person will play in life at impressive levels due to the kind of powerful friend base he/she will build from here.
If you can,do it.

emmaodet:


You get bad mouth bro

Harsh truth bro

SMUGGLING!!Can kill any industry overnight.
And you can't produce cheaper than China locally for a host of reasons:
1)Cheap,accessible credit. (No news here,you can't borrow at 35% and want to compete with who is borrowing at single digits.Only drug dealers can borrow in Nigeria and not default)
2)Large Skilled human capita(No need to emphasise this much,a bunch of Nigerian labourers are poorly skilled,low work ethic and overall stupid)
3)Infrastructure deficit(movement/tonne cheaper in China than Nigeria)
4)Diverse economy(Chinese corporations will get the bulk of their production components within and import so little or nothing).

The only option to keep our local textile industry alive is to create protectionist policies,however smugglers will crack it and make it useless and even corrupt the same people the are to enforce your protectionist agenda.
Industry goes belly up,
Nigerians remain in poverty and mass flee the country,
Enter Europe and America and pack shit(few will make it out of shit and warehouse sha,but can't say so for everyone)

FakeDoktor:
Does she have the qualities you want in a wife apart from just physical appearance alone?

Don't downplay physical appeal oo,
Make em no go marry person e go dey shame for in the name of qualities.
You go just hate her

kutashi:
I think he's already doing that through MRS

Yes.

ChizzyBuna:
Make Dangote open him own Feul Station. And sell at 800 naira

He will be a multi billionaire X2 his current net worth

Very hard to manage all of that chain ,
Get partners and incentivise them instead,
Way more efficient.

Them no even mention the awarding body,to show say na nonsense.
Anambra business woman of the year weh dey ship $5 per kilo weighbill from UK to Nigeria ,most likely all these apartment companies with malnourished staff
Your head no correct
Where we go keep Britannia U,Emzor and Co?
Come be waybill person

TONYE001:
It's the concern of regulators how drugs are distributed!

You don't know?

Route to market /distribution structure is not their concern please.
Certified people can still buy and trade legitimate product for profits,
Wholesalers exist for this reason chief.

Protecting lives abi your corrupt interests?
I'm sure somebody don give una money to abolish open market(highly competitive)medical trading so they can redesign and monopolise medical distribution,since they can't compete with those established wholesalers.
Una don come up with bullshit excuse.
So if criminal elements are importing illicit medication,does that mean you shutdown entire markets and punish even the legit traders?
What also concern you about how medical distribution work?However the product is distributed isn't your concern,however certify and control what is traded,finish!
See corrupt pigs claiming to save lives,
I spit on your grave.

tnerro1:
This is the best for this guy at the moment, leave and say you were forced out, take your wife and children with all the money you can get and relocate to France. This would buy him some time to enjoy with his family. But in the end, if the Ukraine people that lost love ones in the war don’t kee him, Russia will… Trump that would have secured a promise from the Russians not to harm you is no longer in good terms with you

Exactly what I wonder for the greedy fool.
Where would he enjoy all the loot he caused all the destruction and loss of lives in?
Stay in Ukraine as a mere citizen and his people or Russia will kill him,go to Europe or carribean?KGB go still reach there.
The US?Not looking very favourable for him right now.
Zelensky will die soon,just a matter of time....

Bwanasaraw:
Goodnews. The weight is too much on tarred road and makes them fail easily.
They are also the leading cause of tanker fire

First smart comment on the thread,
Nigerians are really dumb tbh.
60k carrying capacity obviously carries more weight which destroys the road it plies overtime and will be quite difficult to stop with just braking cause the tractors weren't designed to stop such weights unless modified,which of course most of these operators can't afford the modifications.

YoungLionken:
Small yash dey shake ..

I'm actually looking for who or what will destroy UK, same way they stole and destroy Africa. No government position is higher than the throne of England, but these same useless people placed our royal stools under a mere LG chairman, demonized our traditional and cultural beliefs and sold their fake, feminine ideology to us. Imagine empowering women to be the lords over their husbands in the UK. We bought their many deceitful ideas; eg. Tell me the difference between "father Christmas/Santaclaus and our own masquerades🤷‍♂️. Late so called queen and her cohorts were barbaric and notorious criminals, but these thieves were and are still busy claiming noble/aristocrat ..

[b]That's why I was sad when I learnt that Germany/Adolf Hitler wanted to bring the empire to its knees, but he couldn't do it sad[/b]ly...

He could,already had brought the war to them but they had to go chicken to the US to come save them from Final Boss
Hitler na die,If he hadn't touched Russia and Japan hadn't attacked Pearl harbour,
Like UK for no dey exist today.
He opened too many fronts at the same time,na why UK no dey speak Deutsche today

nedekid:
You are right, better start little and source funding from savings, family and friends.
Those 4 graduates let them attempt to take Nigerian bank loans, it is then you will know khaki pass leather.

No bank will give you loan without proven track record(cash flow),
It's not a Nigerian thing but global.
No one wants to lose their money.
You borrow to expand and not start.

lagonovo:
While our own people only see and glorify problems not getting busy with solutions. Chochocho Nigeria Ltd

Na why I don't pity them with their self inflicted poverty and I don't extend any sort of help whatsoever.
Nothing dey sweet me pass young people hustling hard to build meaningful lives,while their lazy/stupid counterparts watch Instagram all day,troll,tiktok and wonder how they end up with nothing meaningful at 50.
I pour you spit.

Emeskhalifa:
It's not entirely a bad move, had it been Nigeria does not have security issues, Infact it'd be the best move ever

People who can't do anything always see excuses.
Which security issues?
Na only for north them dey do farm?
Smh

Your wife's money shouldn't be an entitlement but of goodwill from her if she wants to share with you.

RPG2020:
Tell her you are Hiv positif

Guy!!

pocohantas:
Whatever is their reason for calling him out, which wasn't even for the divorce (all semantics), I see it as overzealousness. This marriage wasn't one to end without drama and some insanity. Tiwa did a whole production for Teebillz. Toke wrote a book. They should focus on giving Annie the support she needs. If she decides to go back to 2face, which isn't impossible, their business. Nothing 2face would do and surprise Nigerians. As far as na woman matter sha.

Congratulations on your child,
Good things of the world awaits him/her.
Time indeed flies.

Nazgul:
No company in Nigeria can pay you such amount monthly unless your business is recording a tremendous amount of success or you're earning in USD.

That's the only way you can hit the 1m mark monthly.

LOL,don't say what you don't know.
There are a lot of companies paying this salary in Southern Nigeria sef,not even lagos.
And I mean medium size,one man businesses.

NothingDoMe:
Highly doubt that but we can always find out irl if you're up for it.😁.

No point measuring dicks on a faceless forum .

We can drop appetisers here,
For a start....

NothingDoMe:
Still i love to educate.

A negative reserve is rare but possible when your FX debt is bigger than your FX assets. It has nothing to do with the nonsense you just wrote about flow go.

A negative reserve is a "technical" term.

This clown goes ahead to make my point as a comeback.

How do you have a "negative " on savings ffs!
IQ of a tolotolo

NothingDoMe:
I was 💯 sure you'd talk nonsense in the end. I always know how to catch a propagandist without a dollar to his name. 😄.

I have no need for propaganda as I am neither a politician or will gain anything to convince you.
Quite sure I'm significantly richer than you but anyways,enjoy your delusion.

NothingDoMe:
Please provide the link, preferably official, where it says the FX reserves are flow and go. Thanks.

Not my job to educate you.