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When you begin to look desperate and/or stupid.

I double tire,

Precious
Lovely Bones

Trouser anyday. Bribe me generously and you might just see me in a skirt.

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
just wake up and everything will be like it never happen.
pls enlighten us all, how old are you? and where/when do you meet these so called 11gfs?!

ps: just because you said "HI" to someone, doesnt mean she is your gf.

LMAO.

Maybe she thinks dating you would be somewhat of a risk that she is not ready to take. lol

chika98:
Let's start with the easy one close your mouth while you chew . . . it is simple really but a lot of people have no idea how to do that

lol so true. Or when people make that 'smack smack' sound when eating. That irritates the hell outta me.

Fhemmmy:
By the time person done with arranging all these, the hunger would have ran away.
Would i need all these for Eba and Ogbono?

lmao. My work colleague won a raffle prize which entitled her to a meal in one plush expensive restaurant like that Valued upto £150. She took me along and if you see the amount of cutlery, glass, cup, plate . . I really didn't know what to do. The only that cross my mind was how much I could possibly make selling all of it. lol

It doesnt really bother me, it's his attitude and what comes out of his mouth that matters (and as long as he doesn't look dirrty). Thank God for my liberal family.

ibkaye:
If you plan to stay with your fiance, don't.

If you plan to leave him/her for this new catch then confess.

Then again, it depends, if it's just a case of crushing/falling in love yet not having done anything physical, the things advised above are fine, however, if that's not the case, I don't know, well, I know what is morally right to do but hmmm.

I agree, but it needs to be broken off with the new person if you plan to stay. How easy that would be after you have already 'fallen in love' with the new catch, I don't know.

^^^^ lol, but on a real, what is seen as perfect to one person may not be perfect to another. Something often has to give.

Haha, there are perfect enough people out there jor . . . take him for example:

jay bee:
@OP
I'm right here baby

lol.  

Some people just greedy. Even when they turn up, you dey still complain or take for granted. Something has got to give.  

Ebonyeyes:
There is no perfect man or woman, I admit our views have been distorted by all those romantic novels that paints the images of the perfect man being TALL, DARK, HANDSOME AND A MULTIMILLIONAIRE. That simply doesnt exist.

It does ooooo, when it's dark, some men are handsome.

I just think you should be HONEST with yourself. Go with your gut instinct, more often than not the 'tell tell' signs are there. Talk to him if it's really bothering you, but please do not be irrational about things, just take a step back emotionally and mentally if you have to.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=381064.msg5310409#msg5310409 date=1263425399]Its rare to see a naija man that doesnt cheat but pls use a condom, dnt bring your HIV infected dic to me abeg [/quote]lol. Please tell them ooo sis.

I have seen a video a few years back with the exact same content, but it was a guy instead, listing the names of all the girls he slept with and infected. His face was covered exactly the same way. All the same sha, it's still a warning regardless.

OP, apply for the 7th time, you never hear 7th time lucky?

Life is very rosey and cosy over hia.

freecocoa:
I always start my own exercise(jogging) around 12 pm unclothed,u cnt imagine the type of attention i get.attention ko atease ni.

lol.

madlady:
I wish I could go back to August 17th 2009, I would not have

oya. madam, talk.!

Platinum wan kill me with this her concoction.

ibkaye:
Lmao, gumbo sounds so weird, you told me what it was once plat, I've forgetten

She told me too, and I really don't think I could ever forget. lol

Ebonyeyes:
Same way guys want a nice, down to earth virgin girl after they have finished messing about with many girls.

abi ooo, no mind am.

platinumnk:
@Mrbrownjay- I have a problem with the last stance of an evil girl- its not like she is pouring her blood in their coffee?
No one forces them to lay down with her.

Especially if he isn't trying to protect himself upon sleeping with her for the first time. But I do kinda get what he means.

platinumnk:
lol Some ladies dont want an already made man

But due to recession, we dont want a couch potato

Some prefer a man that is building up, not so much struggling, but a hard worker, so the couple can feel as one when she contributes her own.

lol, your gumbo has got you talking some sense these days abi?

Na wa oooo . . . this na serious. Reminds me of the time my friend caught his girl in a stripper club as one of the strippers. . .  oh dear.  

To answer your question, no not all women are evil. However, I don't know what to call this one. My condolences to your friend.

ikamefa:
lingerie koo, pata olokun ni

whats wrong with being butt-nake.d under a long trench coat?

lingerie na waste of time and money

. . . . yes now.

^^^^^ lol.

I can count my best/good friends on one hand who I have known for over 10-20 years . . but what makes our friendship work at times is not making your life all about them. Go explore, sometimes do your own things and you really dont have to see them all the time. You are your true friend really, remember people can/will disappoint you.