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Romance / Re: Fact:gurls Don't Like Cool Guys by Secretz(f): 12:10pm On Mar 26, 2010
Err . . . . even if a woman 'dates' a 'bad boy', when it comes to settling down, she is most likely to opt for the 'good guy' and in my book a 'good guy' doesn't equate to a dude who is 'boring' and 'dull'. I mean which WOMAN in her right senses wants to settle and marry a boy who will treat her like crap etc all in the name of being with a so called 'bad boy'. tongue

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Romance / Re: What Turns You Off? by Secretz(f): 11:20am On Mar 23, 2010
Smelly/dirty mouth
Smelly/dirty body
Lazy
Rude
Too proud

Those for sure will certainly put me off . . . other off putting things will make me withdraw and eventually disappear from your life. grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Their Alot Of Faceless People In NL by Secretz(f): 10:01pm On Mar 22, 2010
chic2pimp:

Who Told you I ain't his Twin Brother ehn? undecided tongue
Infact I be Taiye, Morris be Kehinde cool


see yourself! Defrauding ones image. tongue

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Their Alot Of Faceless People In NL by Secretz(f): 9:53pm On Mar 22, 2010
chic2pimp:

Me ke? shocked shocked grin
Those fraud artist know themselves so I won't bother naming names wink grin

Yes you! So you know yourself ehn? Going around claiming to be Morris Chestnut. If I cash you dia. tongue

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Their Alot Of Faceless People In NL by Secretz(f): 9:41pm On Mar 22, 2010
chic2pimp:

Fear Of The Unkonwn grin grin grin

There are many 419ers masquerading as well intentioned NL members. All some of em' would need is your picture and a couple of personal details, then 'BANG' that's you done for grin grin grin

LOL only you! tongue

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Their Alot Of Faceless People In NL by Secretz(f): 9:04pm On Mar 22, 2010
nellaluv:

aww, poster is a fine boi smiley wink don't worry we've noticed u tongue

lol
Romance / Re: She Insist We Share Tooth Brush Together. by Secretz(f): 9:00pm On Mar 22, 2010
comparing the act of kissing to sharing a toothbrush, you mean the brush where u brush the dirt and plaque etc from between your teeth and tongue to the act of kissing? ok oooo tongue [s]I'm sure you can buy pack of 8 toothbrush from 99p store. ehen.[/s]

That said. . it doesn't bother me so much . . especially if na one off. Just let me use it first. grin
Romance / Re: What If I Had Failed Her Test? by Secretz(f): 9:38pm On Mar 18, 2010
You don't even have to test some people sef, they will naturally fail.

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Romance / Re: Sexiest Pose Pic Ever: Lol! by Secretz(f): 2:38pm On Mar 15, 2010
See pose. Africa's next top male model. grin
Romance / Re: What Do Women Consider An Acceptable/comfortable Salary For A Guy To Earn? by Secretz(f): 2:15pm On Mar 15, 2010
Well I know guys in their 20's who are doing pretty well for themselves.

@ OP to be honest, someone who is hard working and I can see that they are is what does it for me [s]and I nor mean hard working at sweeping the streets at 35 years old. [/s]

If he's like, 30years + old and he did all he was meant to do academically etc, I would say a comfortable £30k (min acceptable) is fine. grin

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Romance / Re: Manboob In The Dressing Room by Secretz(f): 9:59am On Mar 15, 2010
Attack of the 'moobs'. Lol
Romance / Re: Funny Romance Myths. by Secretz(f): 11:09pm On Mar 13, 2010
chic2pimp:

When will you bleep tards stop opening silly threads?

lol, bad day Morris? grin

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TV/Movies / Re: What Was The Last Movie You Watched? by Secretz(f): 10:54pm On Mar 13, 2010
Legion
Fashion / Re: Why Is Pink Mostly The Favourite Colour Of Ladies? by Secretz(f): 7:41pm On Mar 13, 2010
mama-gee:

So everything you like is based on it's romantic feeling?

I was referring to the fact that this was posted in the romance section. grin
Fashion / Re: Why Is Pink Mostly The Favourite Colour Of Ladies? by Secretz(f): 7:34pm On Mar 13, 2010
I hate the colour. There is nothing sweet or romantic about it.

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Romance / Re: Topic: 10 Men To Avoid Dating by Secretz(f): 11:13pm On Mar 11, 2010
TOPE2000!:

which is left then cuz u seem to have mentioned all the type of men we have. grin

Lol grin
Romance / Re: What's Really Going On In The Mind Of Babes? by Secretz(f): 1:44pm On Mar 11, 2010
She doesn't deserve you. She will prolly never find anyone as good as you. Tell her to get lost in the wilderness.
Fashion / Re: What's Your Style? by Secretz(f): 8:25pm On Mar 10, 2010
I think I just put 'whatever' together. lol grin
Romance / Re: Help: She Is Messing Up Ma Brain! by Secretz(f): 8:01pm On Mar 10, 2010
Throw cold water on her and tell her to gerrout your house.
Fashion / Re: Monique Honey, U Nasty by Secretz(f): 1:51am On Mar 10, 2010
Maybe her hubby likes it like that. grin
Romance / Re: Geography Of A Man by Secretz(f): 1:42am On Mar 10, 2010
Kgdavid:

my reply to the geography of a woman hope it makes at least a little sense grin.

from the age of one to 14,men are like america always fighting someone

from the age of 14 to 20, men are like iran, experimenting with nuclear weapons

from the age of 20 to 30 men are like nigeria,without a sense of direction

from the age of 30 to 50 men are like africa, struggling to make ends meet

from the age of 50 and above,men are like iraq, so unnattractive but got lots of dough.

when men die, they are like africa again. with every body trying to take their property

L O L grin

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Romance / Re: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Secretz(f): 12:53am On Mar 10, 2010
follypimpi:


GAB : Oh baby u r not in yet those r my thighs
Sauron : poo,how come is so lubricated feels like am in your Pumpum
GAB : Well you will need to strain a lil harder,spread em with your handz boi,am so hott for u Lord Sauron
Sauron : Ohh baby shiiiitt,Am comiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
GAB : Dont tell me u just came ?
Sauron : Well felt like your kitty how is my manliness to knw is jst your thighs
GAB : poo,i need me a real man not a quick popper & is not even my pum pum
Sauron : What u need is get a fuckin Cat drill machine,KMT alakori.


shocked LMAO!!!!
Romance / Re: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Secretz(f): 12:23am On Mar 10, 2010
TOPE2000!:

I cant blv u are joining in grin
very bad of u to say the girl is physically challenged cheesy

lol, I'm not joining in anything oooooo. BUt seriously that description is not right at all at all.  grin

follypimpi:


See your mouth.I saved one girls name on me fone as Jason,even Jason sef go bow for am.


ROFLMAO!!! You bad . . . .
Romance / Re: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Secretz(f): 12:17am On Mar 10, 2010
TOPE2000!:

Its not fair angry

ah, but come on now aunty, for a girl to be smiling but looking like she's crying, she must seriously be 'unfortunate' looking.  tongue
Romance / Re: The Finest Guy On Nairaland:do U Tink I Wil Win by Secretz(f): 8:58pm On Mar 09, 2010
Yes, you will win. grin
Romance / Re: Is It Wrong To Spend A Lot On A Guy? by Secretz(f): 8:46pm On Mar 09, 2010
Nothing wrong with it . . . but there are limits . . . and priorities. grin
Romance / Re: Urgent Help Needed! by Secretz(f): 1:08am On Mar 09, 2010
well OP, regardless of what some people are saying, the only way you can get that kind of time off is if you lose a parent/sibling or you're really ill. (though I am not suggesting making up 'deaths' about family members). If it is as serious as you claim, you might just have to disclose to your employer. undecided
Romance / Re: Nairalands Hottest Man? by Secretz(f): 11:11pm On Mar 08, 2010
TOPE2000!:

It seem many girls confuse cute with good body undecided tongue

lol. HI FIve me ma! wink
Romance / Re: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Secretz(f): 10:39pm On Mar 08, 2010
chamotex:

That was chic2pimp. He got nabbed back then in school.


Yes I heard that one too . . . . now he's famous.  grin

follypimpi:


Abi now with a Zimba chic see him lookin like Mugabe.


ROFL
Romance / Re: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Secretz(f): 10:28pm On Mar 08, 2010
Ive seen that pic on FB, exposing peeps and all. That's just renk.
Romance / Re: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Secretz(f): 10:20pm On Mar 08, 2010
follypimpi:


I will make some WIG outta me hair for ya and post it down your endz in Islington.


lol. Special delivery please. grin

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