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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=355613.msg4975407#msg4975407 date=1258903851]Enjoy being single and watch her biological clock run down?
What is there to be enjoyed being single?[/quote]haha, my dear, how abouts you take her out since you so concerned about her biological clock?


@OP, Relax!

Please I hope people know there is a difference between Body Odour and a 'distinct smell'. I know when I land in naija at the airport, there is this 'distinct smell' and it is not necessarily body odour. Just like when I open my suitcase back in UK, it smells of 'Nigeria'.
Some people should carry go jor with 'african smell', have your nostrils never been insulted with that 'oyinbo smell'? Especially the ones who no fit bath for days and it's not BO they smell of, it's dirty skin.!

Ebonyeyes:
I will stab him through the phone

roflmao!  



Boi if it were me. . . .  I dunno sef. In truth I can't even answer that. This na husband not boyfriend oooo. But hold up, why would he be dumb enough to answer his phone if he's with the 'another' woman?  

Used to be tempermental many years back, am so gentle and a lot more relaxed now. . . but I do still find people 'irritating' . . . but what I would so is what a few people have already suggested:

Knight1:
You can also impose a punishment on your self for every time you get angry, justified or not, not something drastic, just enough to make you tick e.g dash out a particular sum to a stranger, do chores you know you don't like. Best of luck.

and

Bbeee:
i simply grab my ipod, n go for a long walk, cool music really helps alot,

@ OP, atleast you know something isn't right. Some people will forever remain in denial.

koolchicco:
Please could you furnish us with their names.

Haha, I don't know them ooo, but am pretty sure there are enough freaks on this forum but not enough circuses. I am even sure there are rapists and murderers on here tooo. rofl. and nooooo I don't know their names either.  

[quote author=mr.official link=topic=354678.msg4971746#msg4971746 date=1258829627]
Talk about the ones that didn't know the technique.
anyways, I don't travel during yuletide, I don't like it.[/quote]abi ooo. Oh well they will have to come with another technique then someone will come and warn us here again. Or they can just stick to old school 'Your money or your life!'

Yes!! I foresee a young man of about 30-35 years old becoming president of Nigeria.

I'm pretty sure all the armed robbers on NL will be pretty pissed right about now that their secrets are being revealed. Eyaaahhh kpele.  

I don't care jor! I will stick to my English.  I LOVE YOU.  

jay bee:
becomes arrogant and as an end product at least most times gets free ride to pus.yland.
Some girls love 'em when they are arrogant. na lie secretz?

Yes oooo, there are plenty of girls that like that kain rubbish. I hate arrogant-ness especially when it's derived from thinking they are soo hottt.  

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Too confident about his looks = boring.  That usually takes up the whole conversation, life and beyond.  Same goes for women.[/color]

Exactly. Their brains are often empty.  

Ebonyeyes:
I find that the not so attractive ones are the ones that shout too much about their looks . The goodlooking ones dont need to talk.

You are sooo right.

Who is poor hia? Abeg carry go jor with that fugly bag. Give me some fabric and I will make a berra looking one.

If the women nor give them so much attention then these guys would not be doing shakara, therefore not allowing them to be too confident about their looks.

y me:
who says it doesnt
it counts and it is very important
lol
nope

I concur!  

The Devil is a liar. ok?

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=353404.msg4959969#msg4959969 date=1258660537]my name na na2day? my number na 617-861-3962, abeg call me quick quick[/quote]I cash you today oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=352427.msg4960174#msg4960174 date=1258662842]i don lost the map to the village, sorry and didn't u tell me there is love in sharing?


take ya crocodile tears comot from my before! [/quote]Ok, I go take my loff and share am all over. . . ok?

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=352427.msg4960142#msg4960142 date=1258662553]divorce papers? no! give me one good reason why i shld[/quote]I just can't take your sh!tz mehn. All these people you dey pass your number toooo. . . . . you took me from the village and make suffer like this ehn? ?  ? Please take me back oooooo.  

Na2Day. . . . ummmm did you sign those papers?

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=354304.msg4960094#msg4960094 date=1258662080]a thong[/quote]So you want your woman to buy you a thong?

I bought him a hair dryer. ROFL.

tkb417:
oniro oshi

is your guy not beside me nau

haha, tell him I said if he knows whats good for him, he should make his way home now now.

tubabie:
^^^ why not?

abi! Only that I cannot, I say again, cannot be responsible for anything he finds, because 'it wasn't me!'.

Haha funny . . . . I've had his phone for about an hour when we were shopping on different floors. . . . . he leaves it laying around anyways.

Morris Chesnut, Lance Gross. . . . . . yes a party! YEA BABY! on an Island, we can play tag the booty!

michelin89:
I believe twins shouldn't be treated for what they are and not for how they look like.

I hate it when parents try to make twins look the same in everything.

You sabi correct. As if they are not two different people at the end of the day.




@OP congrats, twins runs in my family in every generation for the last 4, but it is a rule for us to let them be 'individuals'.

whitelexi:
Yeah yeah, my enemies will not laugh

Dem wan use swine flu kill me b4 my time, but my resistance was good

It was 'jazz'. . . . . rofl.

Wonders shall never end. . . . but seriously, it's not unheard of, and its fricking pathetic, giving sincere Nigerians a bad name. Anyways, now adays, it's not unheard of for the home office to ask supposed 'genuinely' married couples to consumate their marriage. So we'll see how far others want to get if they try and pull this one.

Family members have no business in married people's business. Like someone said earlier, you get another chance to be single. Wooo hoooooooo . Parry parry.

Fhemmmy:
Nothing shd make a woman run out of the man's house in that manner, except there was a threat to her life

whiteroses:
they said 1 in 30 naija babe be witch and 1 in 45 be maamiwater so i'm expecting at least 200 witches for this nairaland

ROFL. . . . you wan kill me.

oh dear. . . . . .

whitelexi:
Most NL girls these days are kids, and they're scared of everything! They're scared of the air they breathe and the make-up they wear. . . They're even scared of getting fat! Worst is they're scared of Men!

ROFL. . . . . Why wouldn't they be when you're around.

whitelexi:
I have a list and even a supplementary one
But we sure would like to hear your's first

ok brb. . . .

jay bee:
hmmmmm

Where's yours na?

whitelexi:
Ehen??

Complete the phrase naaaaa

Pay me first. . , I will even compile a list if I were a guy and which NL chics I would date. . . .

I would be interested in dating. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

bethangel:
It shows he has violent tendencies and i won't tolerate that. I'll calmly break up with him before he decides to beat me up

Exactly, and imagine the stupid reason given aswell, simple because you don't like the association with the person. I would expect my male friend to think twice about the kind of babe he's dealing with if she feels she is brave enough to 'attempt' to put carvings in my face.