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FashionRe: Lipstick Or Lipgloss by Secretz(f): 11:04pm On Dec 13, 2009
first choice, lip gloss (i like my natural lip colour) or both. kiss
FashionRe: Which Would You Rather Be?fashionable Or Stylish? by Secretz(f): 10:54pm On Dec 13, 2009
stylish. grin
FamilyRe: Would You Add Your Parents In Your Facebook Friends List? by Secretz(f): 10:46pm On Dec 13, 2009
NOOOOO WAYYYYY! My mum opened her own account, she has quite a few friends on there I must say . . . . . when my younger bro and I found out we were like 'don't bother, we wont accept your request' she just hissed, 'I wasn't going to add you anyway, as if I haven't got proper friends, I am not that sad'. Imagine oooo. lol grin
FamilyRe: Is He An Introvert To D Extreme Or Pomposity? by Secretz(f): 10:40pm On Dec 13, 2009
iice:
[color=#9900ff]What's pompous about that? undecided

He's an introvert probably obsessive compulsive too. I like the sound of him grin
I don't like to go out too much either. . .prefer my games to people. Too many slow people, just drains my energy. Not good for the color of my aura cheesy I know alot of people but seriously i don't wanna deal with their wahala.[/color]
oh gosh, me and you both. lol. I get ppl complaining that i'd rather be at home watching movies and playing games til kingdom come. lol.
grin


@ OP, he likes his own company and he has all the things to make HIM happy, although I thinks he may need a paddy or 2. tongue
FamilyRe: Married Or Not by Secretz(f): 10:25pm On Dec 13, 2009
It wouldn't have been so bad if they had just done the introduction, but traditional marriage as well? Well, all I'm gonna say is, she should be on guard emotionally and mentally. undecided
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Gal I Am Pennyless To Celebrate Christmas With Her? by Secretz(f): 5:50pm On Dec 11, 2009
jay bee:
what level of pennyless are u even talking about?
surely you don't have to have money to celebrate xmas with your babe
Tell her you owe her a gift abi?

don't u think it's a bit childish to break up with someone just b'cos u can't afford gifts? couples are meant to be honest/understanding of each others predicament unless he has always been a stingy Arrow
rofl! I KNOW you know I was joking right? tongue

xynerise:
Should I tell her on phone or facially?
does it really matter? You making it seem like a serious issue. There is NO SHAME IN TELLING YOUR WOMAN YOU NOR GET MONEY FOR PRESENT ETC unless she's only in love with your money? You can make it up in other ways, or owe her a gift. grin
CareerRe: I Prefer Being On Top by Secretz(f): 5:44pm On Dec 11, 2009
iice:
[color=#9900ff]The correlation between Bill Gates and Steven Spielberg is lost. [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Both are the at the top of their respective fields - Movies and Software development
Same as what debosky said about Maury and Oprah. . .both are talk shows hosts.
Do you understand now?
And no i'm not offended smiley[/color]
lol, I got you the first time! yay!! yay!! yay!! do I win a prize? tongue grin
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Gal I Am Pennyless To Celebrate Christmas With Her? by Secretz(f): 5:41pm On Dec 11, 2009
Just tel her your broke jor. Or you can always avoid her during this festive period and play like you needed a break. lol. But me thinks you should tell her the truth.  grin
RomanceRe: Which One Do You Prefer? by Secretz(f): 5:27pm On Dec 11, 2009
Burial ceremony. grin
FashionRe: Your Favorite Miss World 2009 Gown! by Secretz(f): 5:06pm On Dec 11, 2009
Ghana and Sierra Leone are eye blinding catching . tongue
RomanceRe: Being A "player" Vs. Being A "one Woman Guy" by Secretz(f): 4:48pm On Dec 11, 2009
Sometimes it has nothing to do with the people you hang around with, some players are players cos of 'opportunites' and the fact that a lot of chics flock them like flies sticking to sh!t.

Remember ooo, every dog has its day and  no decent, good woman who has the attributes to be a very good, loyal wife etc knowingly dating a 'player' would EVER comfortably settle with you.

Other than that, you do you jare, I just hope your game is 'tight'.  grin
FashionRe: A Close Up At Miss Nigeria by Secretz(f): 3:53pm On Dec 11, 2009
Miss World indeed. I'm interested to know and see how she 'composes' herself. She may just open her mouth and sound like a real bush girl. She is pretty though. tongue
RomanceRe: 'I Love You', How I Hate To Hear That. by Secretz(f): 3:17pm On Dec 11, 2009
[quote author=Sisi_Kill link=topic=364773.msg5092502#msg5092502 date=1260539364]I love you. . .only the most bastardize phrase in the english language.

You meet a guy in the morning and by noon he's telling you he loves you. Okay, what the heck am i supposed to do with that. . .i'm thinking.

I blame those silly mexican soap operas.[/quote]ROFL grin
RomanceRe: your Honest Opinion by Secretz(f): 2:48pm On Dec 11, 2009
Guncha:
When the money goes, will the honey stay??She don finish my money nw she wan run, No way mehn
Then obviously SHE was after your 'money' in the first place.

MoneyRule:
Wetin u wan do am?
Chain am to your bed?
lol grin
RomanceRe: Can You Let Your Friends Into Your Marital Problems by Secretz(f): 5:25pm On Dec 10, 2009
No way. You wil be surprised how many ppl look for the cracks in your relationship before making their 'move'. Even family sef, there are also restrictions there. I would only go to 'some' of them as a last resort. Thankfully I know my people. grin
RomanceRe: I Dont Think Ladies Have Head: by Secretz(f): 5:11pm On Dec 10, 2009
y me:
am short of words to type undecided
Me and you both. undecided
LiteratureRe: Can U Do Intellectual intimacy? by Secretz(f): 5:01pm On Dec 10, 2009
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Reminds me of the song 'mind sex' by Dead Prez (a favorite song of mine)

African princess, tell me yo' interests
Wait, let me guess boo, you probably like poetry
Here's a little something I jotted down in case I spotted you around
So let me take this opportunity
Would you share a moment with me, over herbal tea?
Take a walk verbally, make a bond certaintly
Cuz in my hand I bet your hand fit perfectly
And it's like we floatin out in space when you flirtin wit me
C'mon, a little pre-intimacy don't hurt
Imagine my chest under this shirt, your backside under your skirt
It's like walking the hot sands and finding an oasis
Opposites attract that's the basis
Our sex is the wind that seperates the yin from the yang
The balance that means complete change, my aim
Is to touch you in a delicate spot
And once we get it started I ain't trying to stop


Awesome, i know cheesy[/color]
grin they are awesome!
Forum GamesRe: Anonymous Message by Secretz(f): 11:18pm On Dec 09, 2009
Your face bears the imprint of the last man who sat on it. . lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: What Was The Last Movie You Watched? by Secretz(f): 11:10pm On Dec 09, 2009
chamotex:
Law Abiding Citizen (best movie of 09 for me) and The Box
Yep watched this recently too. Good movie. The guy really went kolo. grin
RomanceRe: If Your Girlfriend Say's She Is No More Interested: by Secretz(f): 10:59pm On Dec 09, 2009
Post her an invoice then innit. tongue
EventsRe: What Will Your Wedding Cost? by Secretz(f): 10:56pm On Dec 09, 2009
Hopefully nothing, everyone should bring their own food, drinks and plate, even bring a chair from your dining table and we go sit in the park.  grin
FashionRe: What Is Your Favourite Mascara Brand?!? by Secretz(f): 9:08pm On Dec 09, 2009
Only recently started wearing mascara . . . but I like the rimmel london 'sexy curves' and benefit 'bad girl' mascara.

Ebonyeyes:
When I wore the Loreal Collagene mascara, my mom asked if I was wearing falsies, that thing works. Also I got asked if I wore falsies when I used to use the Lancome L'extreme mascara, its abot 20 odd pounds but my dear its a credit crunch and I cannot afford to shell out that much for a product especially now that drug store products do the job for cheaper. Spend your money on things that matter like foundation and powder wink
I might try this one. Ebony, Is it really that expensive though? and does it last long? grin
RomanceRe: Lets Toast In Our Native Language ! by Secretz(f): 6:25pm On Dec 09, 2009
oh dear. . . see my life oohhhh. I am going before I get killed. embarassed cry
RomanceRe: Lets Toast In Our Native Language ! by Secretz(f): 6:16pm On Dec 09, 2009
^^^^ hanhan what did I say? my sister helped me type that oooo, is it something bad? tongue
RomanceRe: Lets Toast In Our Native Language ! by Secretz(f): 6:09pm On Dec 09, 2009
hanhan see real toasting.

Amex card ati bread and butter ati hennessy and champagne, mo gbadun gan gan!

davidylan:
Se toasting ni gbo gbo radarada ti awon small boiz yi nko abi?

Secretz mo bi ti bread e ti wa buttered . . . emi o need long story. grin
Oya, oko mi, je ka lo, let us kerewa. kiss

leave the rest, they just get mouf. tongue
RomanceRe: Lets Toast In Our Native Language ! by Secretz(f): 5:53pm On Dec 09, 2009
chamotex:
Tkb ooo le s'omo tomi . . . awa n shomo on all levels cheesy

ok check this out on Secretz:

Secretz omo to fine
Emi o kin se Tkb or Jay bee ti won ma n fi aya obinrin gbale
Emi fe fi e se iyawo ni
Emi o kin se D-Banj but Koko yato si koko cheesy grin
Se owo lo fe ni abi moto
Waa gbadun mi ju
Sun mo mi ka towo b'owo, ka serepa, ka tun gun janglova
Mo lenu gan, mo lete, mo le fi Henessy je biscuit

now beat that
ROFLMAO!!!  grin

tkb417:
grin grin grin grin
u dey crase o

ok
see secretz
ma je ki chamo tan e je rara
ko ni swagger rara ko de damo

like i told u, daddy mi lo ni race course to be se temi
gbogbo ojo lo ma gbadun

wa je ka sere ife , ko sun mo mi pekipeki
kagbe tan letan ka wa wa alright

ma je ko tan e je o, chamo ko da hennesy mo yato si champagne cheesy
e wooo, see real toasting. rofl. tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Monks On Nairaland by Secretz(f): 5:47pm On Dec 09, 2009
^^^^ lol. I dunno too.
RomanceRe: Lets Toast In Our Native Language ! by Secretz(f): 5:44pm On Dec 09, 2009
who is a small child? (thats about all I understood). lol. tongue
RomanceRe: Lets Toast In Our Native Language ! by Secretz(f): 5:40pm On Dec 09, 2009
;d
RomanceRe: Lets Toast In Our Native Language ! by Secretz(f): 5:35pm On Dec 09, 2009
chamotex:
toast me jor
sorry Can't write in yoruba, but I will try and mix

e wooo, see this fine boy no pimples, omo to sexy bakassi ati sexy lips, wanna take me out?  tongue  

secretz- rubiiiissshhhhhhhhhhh!  grin
RomanceRe: Are Yoruba Boys More Romantic? by Secretz(f): 5:30pm On Dec 09, 2009
^^^ I dash you to her. tongue
RomanceRe: Lets Toast In Our Native Language ! by Secretz(f): 5:27pm On Dec 09, 2009
^^^^^ lol grin

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