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mamalola19:
:odis is d disadvantag of the groupings i was talking abt d other day. come online write n fu ck off why the association or cabal like street boys and girls. ihope dis wld serve a great lesson that people shld mindtheir biz n manage temper. too much of evertin is a disease on its own. i recognise trouble maker but decided not to mention names we r tired of d abuse. tpia shld learn 4rm her grandkids.

pls how old is she? and na how many grandkids she get??

Idowuogbo:
Uk again? Dude England visa dey hungry u bad oooo

Seewerey d day u stop typing the way u talk is d day I wud finally believe aliens dont type.As in log out and log bck in,while u bck on read ur post bck, if @ all u understand d nonsense u posted feel free posting ur CV to asorock u might get d job tutoring Patience.

So you still have the strength to talk. . . ain't you got no shame??

You talk as if you are the First strumpet that will get access to UK by fake VISAS.

MUMU . . like i said before i'm not in your clique to chant with you. Those who rant with you did not know much about you.

FYI . . I've been to UK 2wice and i find it as place for morons like you without no Ambition in life.

Goldieluks:
It is obviously apparent that killz got a personality disorder. I keep hoping that someday he'd grow up,but NO. He calls people all type of names, but as blind as he is mentally, those names are describes his character perfectly well. You call people dicombobulated,whilst you are the one who is actually discombobulated. You call people dumb,but every post by you stinks of the word DUMB. No day would pass without  you acting like the real FOOL and MOFO you are,a first class one at that.

I can tell the kind of life style you lead, you wake up in the morning,eat your mama food,pick up your phone and spend the rest of your sad and miserable life on NL. Am sure your parents are getting sick of your lame asss and they can't wait to kick you out! I know you give them so much disrespect and problems because it shows you don't have respect for humanity. I give you up to 10 years to be on the fair side,if you continue this way,you will run mad! I seriously pity you. The other day you called me unintelligent. I know your thinking that when soemone manages to conclude their SSCE examination and have access to the internet via their phones,then they become automatically intelligent  Isn't it?Funny enough you cannot even measure up to my standards in life,even your generation to come. I just shook my head in pity and its so unfortunate that people of your kind will never get it no matter how green the world appears to be. You will obviously reply and throw insults to the air as usual but I bet you will NEVER forget that Goldie who ALWAYS sees through your feign life style.  

My aunty . . wetin happen

All this for one discombobulated GAY.

To cover it all The stupid Baboon is a College Drop out. God punish Devil.

how i wish NL is Physical.

Idowuogbo:
Awwwh I dint include ur family now abi my post got u emotional, since u want me to wake ur ancestors I wud.Guy we all no Clifford orji na ur popsie as u escape bin butchered alive is a miracle, talking of HIV u were born with it now abi u go lie it no dey ur medical record.I don't no were u keep getting dis Uk signals, I don't live in d Uk so pls stop telling us ur  fantasy dey don't give Isi-monkeys visa.I bet u wish something like Uk visa lottery existed rite? Dream on dey won't invent such cus dey wud rada prevent demented foools like u entering border.

ahahhahhahhahh . . . . I laugh in Akata styleee.

Sounds of poverty . .  . GOd punish devil.

Seriously, You thought i give a damn about YOU. . . . mhsewww

Even my 5 year old boy can't type  all those jagbanjatis you wrote.

You have clearly show yourself to the entire Nairalander that you don't have any life other than Nairaland.

It's 2:37 am in Uk and you ought to be sleeping by now, but your Joblessness  has got you nothing but wasted life.

I will advice to you to donate your life to "PARASITE", if you don't want to die of stupidity.

I will logg off for now bcus i got some games to play.

Idowuogbo:
Excuse me no b killz life I come,na hin way so dats his business.I won't have cocoa go full on here cus na we understand wassup,u guys chanting cocoa don't no jackkkk, so pls liv me to face my matter u telling me to let her b na error.

Cocoa I repeat u dey fawkupp, I jus no wan change am o if I do ur boi go bleed.U sabi parole yet u dey swagga go abi,no worries carry go I no talk again.

See oloshi u berra go and master a dictionary foool!!!!

Una dey gang up shey make we roll na.

First class Illiterate .

I hardly rant with a drop out like you and the only thing that's positive about you is Your HIV Status.

I wonder why your folks didn't believe in infanticide or  may be they should have exchanged you for leprous.  

If your family have achieved 50% of what i have achieve with  this my  little age, you won't be in UK washing toilet and smiling.

[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=861459.msg10108986#msg10108986 date=1328233725]I swear I would "boko haram" him the day I see him on politics section, he had better limit his childishness to Romance section where people at least read his posts[/quote]he can never!!!

wettin rat dey look for in Lions cage??

He know's that 70 of girls here on romance section are [b]discombolated  [/b] illiterate.

I don't need to mention names, by their replies, you will know them.

dabrake:
You guys have time. Dude registered on nl dated July 1st 2011 and he's got over 8000 posts. That is over 1000 per month. That is over 35posts per day!! Can't you people reason? That is the height of joblessness. That's the characteristics of a (wo)man who's only job is to wake up, eat, log into nl romance section(the guy disgraced me the other day in politics section. Couldn't argue with real men) and sleep.

Seconded.

Cretinous Ewu Albino killsz

No Permanent Friend in Life!!!

ekwy nwa:
Celebrating a great HERO,
Clown stalker

what did he achieve?

sending your MUMU families to war while running to benin republic to get a wife.

Celebrating what? = Clown Coward.

[quote author=life_style link=topic=844648.msg10092957#msg10092957 date=1328050907]8 OUT OF 10 ? Where are you located ? do you leave among people ?[/quote]No among Ape's

Goldieluks:
Where the tosin sef. No tell me say him credit fininsh.  

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need to go to bed

No be say i hate the Dog . . how i wish he's black. . . . i keep asking myself if he was born in the dark ages.

Goldie no vex jareeeee, How have you been?



Tosin  . . you are too dark for my liking. . . Can i send you Proactive?

@Op

check TosinVilee Profile pics and you will find out that he's one the severe Egbooo Smokers.

May be in 2080

Tosinville:
small time d OP sef don dey claim say im ja not knowing say village im dey stay, dey climb trees take dey get network browse NL mtcheew!

how you tey get access to Internet . . Chump!

keyremotes:
About the bullet proff thing.
Are you sure you have the right information?
Go and do your home work.
Neither he nor Bishop Oyedepo own any bullet proof vehicles.
God is more than able to protect them.

Shattaaaapuuuuu . . .

If he can afford money to buy Jet . . how much is bullet proof car, he can't afford?

supereagle:
After all, in some parts of Nigeria, we also say, ‘every day for the thief but one day for the owner.’”

http://www.punchng.com/news/abiolas-family-nadeco-others-hail-court-judgment-on-al-mustapha/

Na one by one

Brightmind:
We need to be careful the way we lash out on and criticise others, u could discourage someone from going into what really makes them happy, if you are not comfortable with someone's activities on NL just ignore them,

I keep wondering, we all register in NL for different reasons, while some might see it as a place where u can just gist and go; some other persons might want to promote their ideas and works through it, the basic idea of a forum is to share ideas, it doesnt end at just making comments, or gossiping,

I doesnt pay to be rude - even if nobody is seeing you, respect for people is a sign of love to humanity,

It feels so bad seeing people trying to make caricature of posters who have rights to express theirslfs even under their own post,

I beg make una take am easy, this life is a simple and easy one, share love and respect and same will come back to you---its the law of karma, you attract only what you can give, you will be happier if you can make people happy when then meet you on a thread, its about socializing,

Seconded!

I don't why some pple gimlet eyes hardly ignore what does not bother them.

what if the baby die of Pachwuuokoo on the run who's to blame

ATLANTA — A U.S. citizen kidnapped by gunmen in Nigeria's oil-rich southern delta returned to Georgia on Sunday after being held captive for a week, his family said. William Gregory Ock arrived in Atlanta on Sunday morning to a warm greeting from family and friends, said his sister-in-law Tamara Lane. She said Ock, 50, is feeling well but not yet ready to talk about his experience.
"We're all very excited. We had a big turnout for him, and he looks great," Lane said. "We just hope he gets some good rest."
U.S. Embassy officials said Ock was released after being captured in Warri in Delta state on Jan. 20 but declined to offer further details, citing privacy rules.
It wasn't immediately clear whether a ransom had been paid to secure his release, although many companies in the region carry kidnap insurance. Authorities say kidnappers had previously demanded a $330,000 ransom for Ock's safe return.
The attack took place outside a bank branch in Warri, one of the main cities in the Niger Delta, an oil-rich region where foreign firms pump 2.4 million barrels of crude oil a day. The gunmen ambushed Ock as he came outside, fatally shot his police escort and then abducted him, said Charles Muka, a Delta state police spokesman.
He said investigators suspect the gunmen trailed him for some time before the attack, one of several recent assaults targeting foreign workers. A recent U.S. State Department travel advisory said there were five reported kidnappings of U.S. citizens in Nigeria in 2011.
Lane said Ock and his family are grateful for all the help they received during this ordeal.
"The family just wishes to thank everybody for their well wishes, prayers and thoughts," Lane said. "We have had such amazing support."

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/carroll-co-man-kidnapped-nigeria-returns-home/nHKN9/

hornipipe:
urs was packaged wit a time bomb it will soon explode

broo won't you donate your life to PARASITE bcus i can see that you share so many similarities with them.

hornipipe:
maybe whn u must have unbarred urz

You know your brain was sent to you as a "GIFT CARD". It will soon expire.

claremont:

Someone whose source of morals is vicarious redemption via human sacrifice, and burning bushes should keep sealed lips when the subject of morality is been discussed IMHO.

Broo why now, All these is too much for one person . . someone pls dail 911

hornipipe:
after u

maybe when you remove your own from archived.

hornipipe:
@op i wish u a safe delivery, i hope u give birth to a bouncing hermaphrodite, nonsense!!

LOck your Brain.

If tomato + onions = cuddlemii

find the value of cuddlemii. . . . .

using pemdas formula . . . . .

First: She should have thought about that before you got pregnant

Second: She should have thought about that before you got pregnant

Third: She should have thought about that before you got pregnant

Fourth: She should have thought about that before you got pregnant

Fifth: She should have thought about that before you got pregnant

Sixth: She should have thought about that before you got pregnant

Seventh: She better keep the baby, May your soul burn in hell FOREVER if you Murder your baby. Things will work out.

Eighth: She should have thought about that before you got pregnant

Nineth: Do not abort beeeaaacccchhhh

Tenth: She should have thought about that before you got pregnant.

Cuddlemmi = Adviser.

She lives in Canada and her name is tiffany green

If she loggon to Niaraland by 1am.