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O_boy c go slow...

OluwaoOoooooO another bad paper headline tomorrow na wa 4 diz kun3o

Na today e start Abegi liv story...okada man wey dey pey him tithe(police settlement) wella no go get problem 4 doz roads... Na okada dey carry me from ejigbo to apapa everyday if not I 4 no geh job again by now cos of traffic

Tualeh fun Piss dick piss......na der handwork

I lover ngige more lol .. Go ahead and correct me cs I know ur dying to

#Nextmonth And the story will be kiddy skelewu dance winner release is official single scale ewu

Welcome to canoe...
link btwn ejigbo and ajao estate(lagos)8motnhs ago.....

diz na official No b leak_ages..cos.. Awa frosh we no b smellos!!!!!! One punch is enough to take down our haters #teamsesan #starboy rock till goat get sense

O fine ko fine...ojue lomase wari awon omo ta ma si loleh

During a robbery in Lagos, Nigeria, the
bank robber shouted to everyone in the
bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the
State.
Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
*This is called "Mind Changing Concept”
Changing the conventional way of
thinking.
When a lady lay on the table
provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilized!
This is a robbery and not a rape!" *This is
called "Being Professional” Focus only on
what you are trained to do!*
When the bank robbers returned home,
the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the
older robber (who has only completed Year
6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's
count how much we got." The older robber
rebutted and
said: "You are very stupid. There is so
much money it will take us a long time to
count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us
how much we robbed from the bank!"
*This is called "Experience.
”Nowadays, experience is more important
than paper qualifications!*
After the robbers had left, the bank
manager told the bank supervisor to call
the police
quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the
bank for
ourselves and add it to the $70 million
that we have previously embezzled from
the
bank”.
*This is called "Swimming with the tide.”
Converting an unfavorable situation to
your advantage!*
The supervisor says: "It will be good if
there is a robbery every month."
*This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal
Happiness is more important than your
job*.
The next day, the TV news reported that
$100 million was taken from the bank.
The robbers
counted and counted and counted, but
they could only count $20 million.
The robbers were very angry and
complained: "We risked our lives and only
took $20 million.
The bank manager took $80 million with
a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is
better to be educated than to be a thief!"
*This is called "Knowledge is worth as
much as gold!*"
The bank manager was smiling and
happy because his losses in the share
market are now covered by this robbery.
*This is called "Seizing the opportunity.”
Daring to take risks!*
So who are the real robbers here?

Davido's conversation with clarence peter

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I know diz s going 2 front page.. As a frosh lemme book a space er b4 smellos begin run around d post

I saw a mad man performing on d road buh no time to stay nd look.... Buh guy ur own performance is just d best...me luvee it..

Badoolee of life!!!!... He dressed like d jews.. Not like jesus

Abi jesus cloth material na puplin
Or jesus dey wear etisalat handband?

I av a BROWN teeth nd my class mates(mostly girls) calls me BABA GIRAN. It pains oo buh I no send dem...dey even tease me on aw am gonna kiSs my wife on our wedding day,, just IMAGINE..thank god I survive it buh.. B4 bully makes u stronger u might av loos many things.. I loos confidence in class I don't ask question during lecturer cos dey will laugh @me b4 I spit out anything..if u ask me did u understand I ll only say YES SIR/ma..
No junior will respect u.. cos ur fellow class mates ve already bulshit u n der presence

I thank god 4 ma life am better dan most of dem Now by Faaaaaaaar #noBmouth

If u like go heaven go shoot another one... Na ur million u wan spent...as 4 me na only 4mb e go cost me... Na even bonus sef

Yoruba movie.. Starring
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murphy ray
Lasun ray
Seyi ray
Dayo ray
Mama ray
Baba ray

Com and see medicine wey dey kill mosquito we'll well well wey dey kill cockroach and spider ehn ehn Oya now

Baba amalar (malaria drug)

Current ultimate search advert..

Mumy joy no dey cheat #blackmarket4life

With all diz warnings..... MUGUn Will always be MUGU

Luxiana19: Good for them. Wonder who the mum is?

Ur MuM

@diz moment:
Reminince: third world thug
OLAMIDE: Yemi my lover
WIZKID: caro
VECTOR da viper: follow me dey go (my ringtone)
PHYNO: man of the year (my caller tune)

One day agbero will tell us y danfo drivers er always on 6bottles b4 takeoff

Beans wey don done within 30min was made in CHINA

Flown again!!!!
DIZ people geh mind sef

Roasted pr i ck...tastes like borly

Brimmie: Ideye Good o! Na only when e Top Strike e dey flop! Use am as Supporting Strike.. E dey make brain!!

Super Eagles, Pls Bring-in Sone Aluko!!

Please call KESHI's number

BoJU BOju!!
Who send am message *oleh*
Av u reward student by paying wat u owe ASSU? Am just asking
"Abeg who get pin mouth charger?