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RomanceRe: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by segun18(m): 11:02am On Apr 14, 2020
[quote author=Ayomideayo post=88411864]Are you sure you want her to go because of prayer or you want to bath with black soap undecided undecided[/quot

LoL
CelebritiesRe: Maje Ayida And Lola Omotayo Okoye's Throwback Photo. by segun18(m): 9:50pm On Apr 10, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This is exactly what Late Mrs Josephine Okoye and Jude complained about.
This Lola isn't wifable.
She was too experienced for Peter
Too old for him.

But Peter didn't and wouldn't see.
Still shocked thay anyone will marry someone with such a long history.
Someone whose register has been marked by so many.

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to spread his wife's thighs and mentally see 'Kola was here', Razaq's base' or 'Fatai's dinning table' inscribed all over it.
Bro I feel you ...but Peter has made his choice and we have to respect that.
SportsRe: Taribo: Super Eagles Players Slept With Women At France ’98 by segun18(m): 7:44pm On Apr 10, 2020
I watched that match live.I will never forget that day.Pastor Taribo thank God for revealing this but you equally didn't play well that day.

All of you were trash!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Government Begins House-to-house Sharing Of Stimulus Package To The Aged by segun18(m): 7:07pm On Apr 10, 2020
hisexcellency34:
Hope it's not only for APC members alonehuhhuh??
Off course..What do you expect! Na dem dem .
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Gives Back Tithes, Offering To Nigerians, Donates N300M by segun18(m): 8:19pm On Apr 08, 2020
Prophet Omoto is a different kind of Prophet .God bless him
RomanceRe: Block Factory Worker Proposes To Girlfriend, And She Said Yes. See Picture by segun18(m): 3:32pm On Apr 07, 2020
[quote author=dollytino4real post=88147748]she get sense, she will soon be landlady because blocks and sand are ready, my sister I envy u well done [/quote


Sharp Woman..You reason well jare
CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennada On Lockdown: I Have High Sexual Urge Each Time I Wake Up by segun18(m): 6:03pm On Apr 05, 2020
At least she is honest and not an hypocrite.
PoliticsRe: Have You Received Any Money Or Relief Material From The Federal Government? by segun18(m): 3:15pm On Apr 03, 2020
overseer1:
In Zaria where I live, it can only be imagined than real. There is no such as palliative. After all nobody even lock down again we try it three days and hunger chased us out
LOL
FamilyRe: Couple Name Their Twins ‘Corona’ And ‘Covid’ In India by segun18(m): 1:29pm On Apr 03, 2020
lepasharon:
Corona is not a bad name.. it actually means Crown
Which Crown is that my sister?
FamilyRe: Couple Name Their Twins ‘Corona’ And ‘Covid’ In India by segun18(m): 1:28pm On Apr 03, 2020
Waterypussy2:
I recall when Goodluck Jonathan became president, almost all the citizens named their kids his beautiful name. Since Buhari ascended, only an amajiri has been named after him and his name was changed afterwards cos it was affecting the child.
LOL
CelebritiesRe: Salawa Abeni Releases Her Nude Pictures To Stop Blackmailer Threatening Her by segun18(m): 8:29am On Apr 02, 2020
That is why I always advise ladies never to take nude pictures with their boyfriends when the Romance is sweet.

May God expose this Evil Scammer called Jason.
RomanceRe: My Elder Brother Is A Chronic Masturbator by segun18(m): 5:01pm On Apr 01, 2020
Iyiataata92:
He ''masturbates for a living''?
As in he masturbates and people pay him?
What a noble profession!!!
LOL
RomanceRe: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by segun18(m): 11:20am On Apr 01, 2020
Freehuman:
You are a disgrace to men across the globe. It's a shame that people your age are working from home and improving their financial status but all you do is chase an unromantic amoeba you call "girlfriend". You spend your meager but diminishing and scarce resources on a stupid , useless and shapeless Nigerian female creature who will not only run your "3 zeros" bank account dry but will not also hesitate to dump you for a higher bidder.



This is not necessary now! Can't you see he was only trying to be humourous!
You're very jobless . How can an intelligent man type a long epistle just for a worn out passage not only his tiny needle passes through?

Wreckormend you are useless. Your old man wasn't wrong!
HealthRe: Lockdown: Lagos Government Donates Food Items To Residents by segun18(m): 10:44pm On Mar 31, 2020
tbtosine:
i hope they dont distribute the items via there various ward and through the parties leader. Let them go by house to house distribution.
You are wise.They will never do house to house distribution.It must have been shared among party members.
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: List Of Items Donated By Oyedepo Of Winners Chapel To Ogun & Lagos by segun18(m): 8:56pm On Mar 31, 2020
Good one
FamilyRe: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by segun18(m): 4:33pm On Mar 30, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

My mummy too dey quick cry! Any little thing she don start!
Even if na common shout you shout for her tears go still come out from her eyes
Then my daddy will be forming holier than thou!
Him dey behave as if say na him holy pass
Too much advise from my dad as if is say person nor get he own sense

Any little thing them go dey advise you
You drink alcohol! Wahala
Any little thing you do na long advise go follow am!

The first day when my mummy catch me dey smoke weed
Na so she begin cry go report to my daddy
My daddy begin the long advice

For my mind see this man
For my mind i nor send una
all these one when all of una just dey form holier than thou so You go surprise ehnnn when my daddy dey small na so he smoke weed anyhow

Because assuming say my daddy or mummy nor smoke weed when them young how come he be say when i smoke weed for the very first time the thing nor do me anything instead the weed make me hungry

And the law of weed says if you smoke am the first time and the weed nor shake you but make you hungry then know say your biological father don first smoke am before
LoL
PoliticsRe: Dele Sobowale Apologises To Goodluck Jonathan. GEJ Reacts by segun18(m): 12:23pm On Mar 28, 2020
Benbellamor:
Yoruba mooslims always irredeemable... Kpelle.
You don't know anything...Go and see some Redeem Church members and some APC Christians the way they carry Buhari for head because of Osinbajo.

I laugh at those who voted for Buhari in 2019 who are now asking me for financial support.Let them go to Aso Rock to collect support .


Anyway like my late Father will say 'Orun ma wo ,Orun ma wo ,koni wo Sori eyan kan( meaning if heaven will fall it will not fall on one person's head) .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Odion Ighalo Offered £400k-a-week Deal By Shanghai Shenhua by segun18(m): 3:07pm On Mar 26, 2020
Lord ,why Lord?


Why am I always in the wrong line of business.?
FamilyRe: A Family’s Reaction When Their Daughter Came Home Amid The Coronavirus by segun18(m): 4:25pm On Mar 25, 2020
Na war ...this Parents no dey joke o
CrimeRe: SACS Operative Beaten In Agege After Damaging A Boy's Leg While Chasing A Man by segun18(m): 11:43am On Mar 24, 2020
They should not let him escape o...let them beat him very well
SportsRe: Scene Of The Accident That Killed Ifeanyi George (Graphic Photos) by segun18(m): 8:02pm On Mar 22, 2020
Pls don't say that....Have respect for the dead.
A family is grieving for God sake
CrimeRe: Ebonyi Lady Raped To Death By Her Brother After He Took Man Power by segun18(m): 6:19pm On Mar 20, 2020
Hmmmm...he must have heard the voice of a Stranger.This is not ordinary but Diabolical.
PoliticsRe: APC Governors Demand Automatic Tickets For Obaseki, Akeredolu by segun18(m): 10:16am On Mar 20, 2020
heartbraker:
This is act of sacastica bulivaniom of a docoium in an obvertarian I which I can not phantom the d concurion in discern to the objection of the supacratic jagalista
Sumarry: all is well
Lol ..You must have been a Kegites member whilst in University..

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PoliticsRe: Evelyn Murray-Bruce Is Dead! Cancer Kills Ben Murray Bruce's Wife by segun18(m): 9:21am On Mar 20, 2020
RiP .Be Strong ...Very sad
RomanceRe: He Gives Me Anything I Want, Calls Me Frequently But Has Never Asked Me Out by segun18(m): 4:35am On Mar 14, 2020
WoundedLamb:
The issue with this is that if something goes wrong in future and she comes here to share her story, the same people that gave her this advice will be the ones to call her olosho who threw herself at a man. It's never really easy for the women folks to express such desires.
From an African perspective you are right.
FamilyRe: My Husband Doesn’t Want My Son To Come And Stay With Us by segun18(m):
Op I can relate to your story well.I have a friend who abandoned his wife with 2 kids in Nigeria for the U.S. He promised he was going to pick the Wife and kids when he settles down but this is 8 years after.

He is married an American lady and recently sent a message to the lady in Nigeria that he will only take care of his children and can't marry 2 wives.It has been devastating for the woman.

She has to move on .Op I feel you.I live Abroad and I have seen a lot of marriages broken up because the husband most time end the marriage for papers Abroad.I perceive your husband went into the marriage with his heart (love) and not his head.I have been in his shoes before financially.I perceive based on your story that he is financially handicapped .

My dear Sister ,pray about it.Pls don't put it to his face that you are the one carrying most of the bills.

Contact your Church member / pastor or Imam if they can help out temporarily while you put your boy in a boarding school.God will help you and your husband
PoliticsRe: Apostle Suleman Visits Governor Diri In Bayelsa State (Photos) by segun18(m): 8:51pm On Mar 09, 2020
iamDrRhymes:
the same pastor that said gov. diri will be removed soon?
I heard him said that live .He however said if he can pray well he will not be removed.Anyway he is in Bayelsa for a long advertised crusade.
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Spraying Dollars At An Event In Dubai. by segun18(m): 1:37am On Mar 09, 2020
Mrchukwudi01:
Where this guy they get all this money,spraying dollars no be beans o,this lifestyle is expensive to keep.
O boy I tire...
CrimeRe: Man Sentenced For Stealing Fried Meat At Aso Rock Hotel, Lagos by segun18(m): 7:54pm On Mar 08, 2020
donbachi:
na so one woman carry one big bucket of paint full of meat for one burial wey I go dat year....people for chop rice without meat,go back house,come begin complain "dem dey claim sey dem get money,but common meat dem no fit buy put for rice"...not knowing sey na one wicked woman carry d meat run.
Lol
HealthRe: Dr. Maduka Performing Spinal Surgery On Patient In Las Vegas (Video) by segun18(m): 5:41pm On Mar 07, 2020
Professor of Medicine ..Cool .I sincerely hope he will be a brilliant Administrator.I wish him all the best .
RomanceRe: He Rough Handled Me On My First Visit To His House!!! HELP by segun18(m): 1:13pm On Mar 06, 2020
Run Girl..Run

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