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Angelswt:
thanks dear, please what's balewa?

mandibeauty:
My dear, I miss d house n I miss u more..iam nt feeling so well but recuperating anyway

Chriswazo:
, Abulo!!

chiefojiji:
no good experience yet apart from the way I used to disguise my voice like dos solja fifu,every morning just to threaten my hostel mates, and I no wan know how thick or strong you are, you must fall for it horrible sweet voice.



oya! all ov you fifu in dis hostel, jumf up b4 d can't ov tree, ahear?


okay lemme start doubling up before one Yeye wawu go corn dey threaten his daddy upandan!

Angelswt:
Angelswt

UNIVERSITY OF BENIN

MASS COMMUNICATION

2016


hiiiiiii

Philgbeee:
still checking my back Mr DJ..I no dey see una brake light.. still expecting una..
still at home sha(Ibadan)

Philgbeee:
THIRDED!!!
meanwhile my school convocation is tomorrow.. you are all invited
venue: convocation square gidan kwano permanent campus

Chriswazo:
Abulo is just like saying Abro, meaning my guy, nigga etc
So what is the meaning of Olamide goons mi?

Dream2:
Thank you bro,just doing all this to carry my fellow e-friends along,the "up to date tinz"
LOL,You go fear medical report, people sabi lie gan,it is well sha.
Seems you guys will be camping in march according to the camp director.

chiefojiji:
happy belated birthday to you sweetie pie


sharliz


heart you largely

Goodiejames:
Hi guys, am new in this platform , pls can some1 help me out here, am caught up in choosing the states for my NYSC, but I have Lagos, Akwa ibom and Enugu in mind, what do u tink guys?

Chriswazo:
There won't be any more dulling henceforth, i de ur back bro

dominicnuel:
If u collect certificate is there need for SOR?

mrletsgo:
My experience during clearance reminds me of a quote: "He who graduates from a Nigerian university and has not stood on a queue for 2 hours straight, went to a secondary school- Robert Mugabe.

knacker:
Mah go peep fo b16 stream 2 thread ...

Dream2:
Continuation Of The Chronicles Of Dream2 at Tsafe Camp Zamfara State.

OK guys,my platoon(3) was on duty yesterday,I was at the kitchen as well,indeed it was fun and kudos to the able men and women working in the kitchen,may God bless them bountifully(Ameen) well,I was so lively,cracked jokes,make friends with the women and it was an education being in the kitchen.
One thing i have learned so far is that following protocols in Nigeria is a waste of time,you have to learn how to jump quene as I am now a master in that aspect,line up accordingly and "u go tey for line".
Ehn ehn,I don't eat once as the meal ticket indicate,it's always thrice or twice per meal as it depend on my mood but the least is twice.
Today the beagle was blown at 5:30am,shuuuuu,oga beagle don sleep ni instead of the usual 5:00am,na Godwin sha.
Some guys were busted today for forging medical reports just for redeployment as they will be given a service extension,imagine feigning sickness such as seizure and epilepsy, "haaaaa,den no try".
Camp has being full of fun except the cold aspect,I'm enjoying my stay.
Yet to meet with paris123 as she's yet to reply the mail I sent to her,hopefully she will.
Oh oh oh,i met a lady today and she said to me"You're too cool,you don't talk but just looked as if you are not part of us" well I only smiled and said"If the need arise,I will but I prefer to watch you guys and to learn from you all"LOL,she got me there,I don't talk initially,I only communicate with few corpers.
Watch out for the next update...

joshuachuks93:
The DG arrived the Bauchi camp at about 12pm. We did what we know how to do best as quarter guards and it was excellent as we got pure water money from DG.......immediately he left i was back to my duty post at the camp clinic.

The Clinic has been not been easy as some persons with ailments considered not suitable to remain in camp has been sent home with instant relocation. Some of whom collapsed during parade, some had asthmatic attacks etc......a corp member on admission at the clinic whom was been considered for relocatiin left d clinic without being discharged only for her to be rushed back yesterday with serious pains, thank God we cld stabilize her before we then transfered her to the teaching hospital in town.
The case that really pieced me off was that of a guy with asthma who became a platoon leader and was overseeing the kitchen, why on earth he did that i don't know when he knows smoke aggraviates their condition. All this jst gave me a clue to what must have happened in Kano during stream 1. Some persons know they are not healthy but want to participate in all camp activities.. why?

During our welcome party on saturday, a boy came up stage removed his clothes, and opened his bombom all in the name of commedy. He was lucky he was not caught....decamping direct...i really wondered if he was a graduate. Five boys were called out of parade ground dis morning, suspected they commited and must have been decamped...update later.

#BauchiCamp, Wailo.

joshuachuks93:
The DG arrived the Bauchi camp at about 12pm. We did what we know how to do best as quarter guards and it was excellent as we got pure water money from DG.......immediately he left i was back to my duty post at the camp clinic.

The Clinic has been not been easy as some persons with ailments considered not suitable to remain in camp has been sent home with instant relocation. Some of whom collapsed during parade, some had asthmatic attacks etc......a corp member on admission at the clinic whom was been considered for relocatiin left d clinic without being discharged only for her to be rushed back yesterday with serious pains, thank God we cld stabilize her before we then transfered her to the teaching hospital in town.
The case that really pieced me off was that of a guy with asthma who became a platoon leader and was overseeing the kitchen, why on earth he did that i don't know when he knows smoke aggraviates their condition. All this jst gave me a clue to what must have happened in Kano during stream 1. Some persons know they are not healthy but want to participate in all camp activities.. why?

During our welcome party on saturday, a boy came up stage removed his clothes, and opened his bombom all in the name of commedy. He was lucky he was not caught....decamping direct...i really wondered if he was a graduate. Five boys were called out of parade ground dis morning, suspected they commited and must have been decamped...update later.

#BauchiCamp, Wailo.

Dream2:
Continuation Of The Chronicles Of Dream2 at Tsafe Camp Zamfara State.

OK guys,my platoon(3) was on duty yesterday,I was at the kitchen as well,indeed it was fun and kudos to the able men and women working in the kitchen,may God bless them bountifully(Ameen) well,I was so lively,cracked jokes,make friends with the women and it was an education being in the kitchen.
One thing i have learned so far is that following protocols in Nigeria is a waste of time,you have to learn how to jump quene as I am now a master in that aspect,line up accordingly and "u go tey for line".
Ehn ehn,I don't eat once as the meal ticket indicate,it's always thrice or twice per meal as it depend on my mood but the least is twice.
Today the beagle was blown at 5:30am,shuuuuu,oga beagle don sleep ni instead of the usual 5:00am,na Godwin sha.
Some guys were busted today for forging medical reports just for redeployment as they will be given a service extension,imagine feigning sickness such as seizure and epilepsy, "haaaaa,den no try".
Camp has being full of fun except the cold aspect,I'm enjoying my stay.
Yet to meet with paris123 as she's yet to reply the mail I sent to her,hopefully she will.
Oh oh oh,i met a lady today and she said to me"You're too cool,you don't talk but just looked as if you are not part of us" well I only smiled and said"If the need arise,I will but I prefer to watch you guys and to learn from you all"LOL,she got me there,I don't talk initially,I only communicate with few corpers.
Watch out for the next update...

mandibeauty:
I way billed it

Mexyz:
So na merging dey onboard now? oya since me and Tpresh dey available, merge us sharperly... no wasting of time So na merging dey onboard now? oya since me and Tpresh dey available, merge us sharperly... no wasting of time

habbyy03:
that mexyz will not stay on his lane nw oo....

Mexyz:
It seems it was sparkle4u that I quoted that got me my first ban on nairaland. make I give that moniker distance small.

browniecay:
Special thanks to those who scared me with fake information about camping...
Here in Nasarawa, we dont have much complains.

Barbing- N300 for gen while N200 if light de.
Coke(bottle) - N100
Lucozade boost- N300
Lacasera- N150
I chop two fried egg for N100. etc
Nasarawa camp de try jare


Also, the day we collected our transport allowance (1500), make Una con see how mami de filled up. Come see how my people de blow d money like say na 200k dem collect. NYSC should bett'r not give some people their first allawe while on camp. If not, na Nysc go still contribute money give dem for transport back home o.



#NaSKopa

browniecay:
...and so I heard they sent some corp members away today because they were caught with 'Igbo' at mami market. It was reported that they sent someone who disguised to be someone else to get the 'Igbo' outside the camp ground. God so good, he went out with being caught and at his return....Breeze con blow, e con expose fowl yansh....#FastFoward...


Dem say Nysc don send them home.... #From Nasarawa


#NaSKopa

browniecay:
Special thanks to those who scared me with fake information about camping...
Here in Nasarawa, we dont have much complains.

Barbing- N300 for gen while N200 if light de.
Coke(bottle) - N100
Lucozade boost- N300
Lacasera- N150
I chop two fried egg for N100. etc
Nasarawa camp de try jare


Also, the day we collected our transport allowance (1500), make Una con see how mami de filled up. Come see how my people de blow d money like say na 200k dem collect. NYSC should bett'r not give some people their first allawe while on camp. If not, na Nysc go still contribute money give dem for transport back home o.



#NaSKopa

Mexyz:
Lol, big boss thanks o. I don't mind sharing the agbalumo with christly99.

christly99:
Awwww! I don't mind sharing with u either

mandibeauty:
Thanks Honey pie

derrick015:
pls house wat does it mean to mobilize. cos my skul just released a list containg Nysc logo do it mean it mobilisation list