₦airaland Forum

kolado:
Please, anybody from UNIBEN here? Kolado
UNIBEN
2015 session
Ogun, Oyo, Anambra, Delta(undecided)

mandibeauty:
come na if u can fly

ufondunenye:
Reporting from Kubwa camp.
For those of you with the issue of incorrect namw and courses,also biometrics, don't worry dey will rectify it once you get to camp.
Thoose that laminated their credentials,no need to panick, they will collect it from you but that will be after they must have looked at it for like 100times.
Something funny happened in camp this morning as we were about starting the registration in the morningthe registration was suppose to be according to your geo-political zone(the zone that your institution fall into).
They printed the whole zone without even prining for south east zone,infact they have already forgotten that they is something called south east,omo come see shouting from angry PCM,lol
The officials had to go back and wrote the south east zone with pen in a sheet of paper.
Those people no get joy at all,upon say the population of south east is the highest here in abuja camp.
Mehn,im so so tired like now,im going straight to the hostel to go and sleep right now,
The funny part is that nobody is even interested with that dia evening parade self :O

Phunkyposh:
FYI, I pinch Wella

cutestcuty84:
lols...I can't try it again o,never ever...I dont fight nd i'v never had issues with anyone cos i stay on my own always,that's why I'm still suprised about today .that's history sha....I can't even tell mum what apind today,she z gonna screw me up.She doesn't like anything police.

cutestcuty84:
lols....my bus driver got us another bus and we left him there,ranting.He looked down on me,said his kids r in the uni.....so I'm the one in pry school...because m not hefty.

cutestcuty84:
lols,Dont be angry sir...I was sweating under the scorching sun,BTW.....I knew he was empty

cutestcuty84:
this ur big legs can even make me become smaller... pity my condition nah

cutestcuty84:
Ok,let meshare my experience with a trigger-happy policeman today. I have been down with malaria for two weeks now but I didn't allow that hinder me from my clearance at school,with my state of health, I still find my way to school from Ogun state twice a week.So today,I boarded a bus from Agege to iyana iba ,when we got to igando, one trigger happy police just stopped our bus for no reason.The inspector nicknamed action didn't even tell us anyting,he just ordered the driver to keep driving us to their
Smelly police station. we pleaded for no reason despite the fact that I am very sick but the policeman delayed us for one hour after arresting us alongside the bus.
When the driver decided to get us another bus to convey us to our destinations,the silly man just turned to me and said i'v been eyeing him since,that i'm rude that his kids are in the uni and i'm forming big girl.On a normal day,I would have ignoreb him but because I was feeling feverish and he made me stand for one hour,I told him i'm a graduate and his kids r still in uni despite his fifty two yrs in service,I told him to shut up and not to tlk anyhow to me.
I told him despite the 52yrs in service,he is still tattered looking,he was angry
He told me that if he was a touts,can I talk back at them. I told him to shut up
Other people faced him too
I was just laffin at mysef that i wasnt scared

derrick015:
Choi NAWA OO no be nysc thread una don turn dis place to dating and loving zone

mrletsgo:
I heard NYSC has released the date 4 the beginning of registration pls hw true is this?

ufondunenye:
Reporting from Kubwa camp.
For those of you with the issue of incorrect namw and courses,also biometrics, don't worry dey will rectify it once you get to camp.
Thoose that laminated their credentials,no need to panick, they will collect it from you but that will be after they must have looked at it for like 100times.
Something funny happened in camp this morning as we were about starting the registration in the morningthe registration was suppose to be according to your geo-political zone(the zone that your institution fall into).
They printed the whole zone without even prining for south east zone,infact they have already forgotten that they is something called south east,omo come see shouting from angry PCM,lol
The officials had to go back and wrote the south east zone with pen in a sheet of paper.
Those people no get joy at all,upon say the population of south east is the highest here in abuja camp.
Mehn,im so so tired like now,im going straight to the hostel to go and sleep right now,
The funny part is that nobody is even interested with that dia evening parade self

joshuachuks93:
Training for swearing in has started. I like my my group. Guard...whatever..i no no o

holuwakore:
na by force, Abeg hold ur side

mandibeauty:
we have heard..... Next time carry mega phone

tobijoshua:
that guy needs banning, he is persistent, I give him that.

mandibeauty:
Negodu... Use 10 blanket cover urself

Chriswazo:
, niggas wan begin find camp mate o, Segunk1 u don find urs?

Chriswazo:
, so na u start this? u wan cast me? Ma I ask u, if i no check out the ladies pics, who i go come check, my fellow niggas? Abeg, am proud not to be gay.

Philgbeee:
chriswazo where art thou,I don't need to ask after segunk1 I know he's somewhere @ elegushi making money day and night.
mrletsgo oya now
bashnigga I hail you oo
preciousify awon ara bids niyen..u are slighted
iamwizzle make knacker merge us now..
just making sure all of una gallant..peace

joshuachuks93:
And I'm done with my Reg.....d camp officials are seeming friendly. Our camp Director is a mother i guess (I hope wt dat stomach infastructure is settled). I haf gotten all my KITS, waiting for futher directions.......Abeg u can mke 2 photocopies each of ur documents as dat will be enough. Lunch is @2pm.

Chrisozone:
Morning people.

I still don't understand the message this thread is passing....

Am I the only one feeling this way?

chiefojiji:
thank God I studied theftnology!




but my policy is baded...

joshuachuks93:
Thanks bro......already in camp bro.

#BauchiCorper!

ELAFRIS:
@Enugu Camp. No light since yesterday. Water is struggle to fetch.... Gotten Our hostel and mattress. Stealing no be here.

joshuachuks93:
And thank God i arrived Bauchi camp safely....I have gotten my Hostel. The environment for now is nice, there is light and Water, I hope it continues....But twas a very long journey, my vehicle broke down @ Benue.

ufondunenye:
I'm just on a low key here observing everybody in this our patriotic hostel abi na patriotism hostel.(wotever name they are calling the hostel).
Those women selling things and the guys for fixing of nets will not allow somebody to wear cloth in peace,walking upandan inside the hostel like what I don't know.
Anyway I just noticed one babe like that,her own forming no be here,everybody don dey hiss because of her excessive calls and she can talk for africa.
Well, for those coming my way now for friendship,let them wait first until I see everybody's face 2mr then I can select who and who to mingle with.
But Abuja camp is fine shaa,see as light just dey troway,water nko? Dt one na fetch as you like.

browniecay:
Thank God for journey mercy....Now in Nasarawa, collected my mattress, lying down in the hostel now and waiting for the reg proper tomorrow...


#NaSKopa.

knacker:
ah tire ooo. maybe segunk1 n tobijoshua don use chikichiki sound carry dem go party

mrletsgo:
Hey, I don't even know where to start. Firstly, let me thank the following people Chriswazo, bussieboi, bashnigga, philgbeee, genea, sparkle4u, mandibeauty (a.k.a the new elder of the group), knacker, floxyluv, mexyz and all the beautiful guys and ladies who made sure this thread remained active by contributing to it. I'm sorry I have not been active. As I say make I go school go do clearance na im the real owners of my phone con carry am. That's why I've not been really active for some time. Even now na palasa I dey manage. Phone too cost. Once again I'm truly sorry.

Let me also use this medium to specially thank segunk1 for caring to ask after me. That was a very rare and selfless move. May God bless you brother.
To each and every one of you on this thread (ghostmode or not) may God continue to protect us and touch Buhari's heart to allow us go for service as early as possible. AMIN.

pitapromiz:
Requirements For Registration/Mobilization Of Graduates
This is to inform all prospective corps members, i.e. Nigerians who have graduated from Universities and Mono/Polytechnics both at home and abroad that the NYSC On-line registration portal will be opened from Monday 8th February to Sunday 28th February, 2017 to enable them register for the 2017 Batch ‘A’ mobilization.
In order to ensure a seamless registration, prospective corps members are to note the following for strict compliance:
The Website address is any of the following:
www.nysc.gov.ng
www.nysc.org.ng
www.portal.nysc.org.ng
Prospective Corps members should ensure that they have functional e-mail addresses that they can access and Nigerian (GSM) telephone numbers with which to register.
Locally trained prospective Corps members are expected to use correct Matriculation numbers to register
For locally-trained graduates, only those whose names appear in the Senate/Academic Board Approved Result lists submitted by their Institutions will have access to the register on the NYSC portal.
Foreign-trained prospective corps members should ensure that their Institutions are accredited. Where in doubt, it is their responsibility to approach Federal Ministry of Education for verification. The letter of verification must be uploaded during registration.
Those who graduated from Institutions outside Nigeria, (Foreign-trained graduates), are to visit the NYSC portal, register and upload the following documents:
West African School Certificate(WASC) (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or General Certificate of Education (GCE O’ Level) (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or NECO (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or High School Diploma or its equivalent.
First Degree or Higher National Diploma (HND) Certificate (Second Degree or Ph.D not necessary).
Transcript of the first Degree or HND.
International travelling Passport showing data page and date of departure for the course of study.
It is the responsibility of the prospective corps members who studied in non-English speaking countries to get their Certificates and Transcripts translated into English language before uploading.
All graduates of Medicine, Veterinary Medicine, Physiotheraphy, Radiology, Optometry, Medical Laboratory Science and Pharmacy are expected to have their Certificates of Registration with their professional bodies. Payment receipts are not acceptable.
Unlike in the past, Foreign-trained graduates should NOT visit NYSC Headquarters, Abuja for verification of their documents. This exercise will now be done at the Orientation Camps. They should simply print their call-up letters on-line and report at the Orientation camps in their States of deployment, but should come to the camp with the original documents they uploaded for verification.
Anybody who presents any fake document will be demobilized and decamped.
Prospective corps members should ensure that Passport photographs used meet the following specifications:
Ensure your face (eyes, nose, ears, mouth and jaw) is fully shown without bending
Ensure the picture fills the frame and centralized
Ensure the Photo background is white or off-white with no shadow.
On no account should prospective corps members register by PROXY. They should also remember the fingers used for their biometric capturing as these will be used for verification at the orientation camps. Those who cannot be verified with their biometric at the orientation camp will not be registered.
Only prospective corps members who want their call-up numbers sent to them through SMS and wish to PRINT their call-up letters on-line are expected to pay the sum of Three Thousand Naira (N3,000.00) (see NYSC Portal on how to make payment).
Prospective Corps members who do not want to pay the N3,000.00 have the option of going to their schools to collect their call-up numbers and call-up letters.
All prospective corps members who paid for the online registration before but were not mobilized need not pay again.
Married female prospective corps members (whether locally or foreign-trained) should upload copies of their marriage Certificates, evidence of Change of name and their husbands’ place of domicile during registration.
The orientation camp is highly not ideal for pregnant and nursing mothers. Prospective corps members in this categoriy are therefore to note that they will not be accommodated.
Prospective corps members who graduated from Institutions located in the following Geo-Political Zones with challenges related to mobilization should contact the following Telephone Numbers between 8th and 27th February, 2016:
North Central -08092142614
North East -08102790538
North West - 08092142661
South East -09038034460
South West - 07019190810
South South - 08092142616
All Part-time graduates are expected to register online and wait for collection of their Letter of Exclusion at their various Institutions. For those willing to print the Letter of Exclusion online, this can be done on payment of Three Thousand Naira (N3, 000.00) only.
PLEASE NOTE THAT ONCE THE PORTAL IS CLOSED ON SUNDAY, 28TH FEBRUARY 2017, THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER R[truncated by WhatsApp]

Bashnigga:
I guess mrletsgo went to sch for his clearance

mandibeauty:
my enemy is at work..

Haychay:
So after accepting my faith of been posted to yobe, I embarked on my journey yesterday, boarded young shall grow at oyingbo,yaba. The bus was suppose to leave by 7am but due to some circumstances we left by 12, yobe is a 22 hours journey,so we passing through Kaduna now , am so tired n my legs aches due to d night journey.well we are almost there and some people who have gotten there said d camp is nice #TeamYobe

joshuachuks93:
E good as dem Twist you to Kastina so that you go stop to dey give fake news frm your Aunty....come o u mean say dat ya Aunty no fit help u? Abi na cleaner she be........