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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:10pm On Jan 27, 2017
YUNGLURD:
kudos to you guys!
Baba nla weidon sir.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 11:36am On Jan 27, 2017
iamwizzle:
All these niggaz looking for cheap popularity...dey just open una cagehuh huh huh huh
Lyrically Lmao in fast tempogringringrincheesy who come go open their cage by this timehuh Awon AZON (Association of Zombies On Nairaland)

I think its chriswazo that unleashed them, and I ll sue him for doing thatgringrin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 1:32am On Jan 27, 2017
kolado:
Dat dude dey suffer from fixation. Have you heard of fixation in Psychology? Fixation normally occurs when there is harsh toilet training or careless toilet training. This normally manifest in the adult stage and it's called ANAL EXPULSIVE PERSONALITY. They lack good speech presentation and has to do with harsh words. Wen u see person like dat abeg ignore am.
Lol! Iyaf hear oga mi sa.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 1:28am On Jan 27, 2017
Chriswazo:
gringringringringrin, let's shun d nigga joor but at least u are seeing money na from d job na?
Lol! Yeah, dou dey didn't pay as expected but d shange sef is something.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:59am On Jan 27, 2017
sharliz:
m here ooo ...it has been stressful oo
Pele dear, heard yesterday was swearing in day hope dey didn't swear for u too muchcheesygrin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:51am On Jan 27, 2017
christly99:
it's not me dat is typing o. I'm sleeping
See this one soo naso u dey open mouth dey sleep baahhuh If you Don't cover that your mouth ehn I wee just pour small garri inside.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m):
tobijoshua:
See as you finish the poor guy, I sure say him go silent for weeks or maybe start to dey observe sef. grin grin grin
If he wishes to do that well! He's entitled to his opinion, and since he's part of us he's highly welcomed but should learn how to relate with people in a forum even if u wana do dat there better ways of doing that.
E no sabi d gravity of those words wey him release when pesin no be viper wey dey release poisonius venoms, na we be his preyhuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:34am On Jan 27, 2017
Chriswazo:
My Oga fine o, entered school to celebrate the next batch of super lions and lionesses that will be convocating today, and urs?
That's nice, mine was stressful jare, na wakeep event I sign for today ooh, just came not too long ago, still going very early tomorrow for final burial don taya ehn com see pesin provoke me join again for here no b sufferness be thathuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:25am On Jan 27, 2017
mandibeauty:
Good night everyone
Mandi sweetie pls wait for me now Don't go yet angry
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:16am On Jan 27, 2017
Chriswazo:
my brother i tried appeasing that guy earlier, tried to let him see reasons with us but is evident that the guy is just obstinate. One needs to bluff out if that's what it will take to reset his self centered brain. His 2nd reply actually pissed off my guy Segunk1.
Boss let's just ignore him, he's one of these trolls trying to gain by force attention.
How did ur day go.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 10:19pm On Jan 26, 2017
derrick015:
Bro abeg... this thread was great for wat ain't it not for nysc batch A 17 matters? if u need to joke or do love chats or date dis is the wrng place to do so. thats y Nairaland as created sessions for jokes, dating romance etc. But dis is place shd strictly be for nysc related matters. I come here everyday cing d page bombarded by whole lots of unrelated chats. I won't get d info I need . pls d moderators shd clarify issues here.
I hate it when people come here to rant anyhow, guy please stop complaining and go get a job at the nysc's office (abuja) so u can provide info for us if you Don't want people to joke here.

I still Don't get why you coming here to run your mouth again, u did it first time I ignored you tot I was the only one that saw that.

Don't know why some people no jos get joy even if you dey dash dem free joy dem go still stab am mtcheew, when you dey shout about nysc kiri now, go and fetch news now, even common fake news sef uno fit bring come here com dey condemn people's activity mtchewwww what nonsense (in baba oyedepo's voice), abi dem tell u say throughout all the three weeks pcms normally use on camp they Don't have their leisure time shey? Abi shey na drilling both day and night? Pls go and hide urself let us go and source for serious nysc info for u alone to feed on like say na only you wan serve.

This guy sef wan make me loose my temper, but I nogo loose am....

You for tell moderators to ban all of us or close down d thread so u ll go and create your own.

Am sorry dou, no vex but the way u dey bang on the thing dey rise pesin tempo.

Waiting for more rants from you dou...... Like timaya... Give me some more.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 4:05pm On Jan 26, 2017
Guys make una wait ooh, hope una still remember why we are here sharr dis one wey pipo don dey find babe upandan dey baffle me oo and am not understanding again oo, cos this una merging thing d last time wey I hear that merging word na inside financial management (merger n acquisition). So make una do am small small biko. Das nor y we re here. Abeg make I go back to work till night niyen.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 1:06pm On Jan 26, 2017
joshuachuks93:
They haf finally sweared for them o.....it didn't take time.
#feelingGrateful
Lol! No use head carry swear come house ooh.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:59pm On Jan 26, 2017
mandibeauty:
Segunk1 Love. My information box cheesy
Weidon weh-weh shebi I yam Lai Mohammed abi?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:48pm On Jan 26, 2017
PHATE007:
I am having d time of my life.. Abuja camp rocks! *shines teeth
Wehdon weh-weh you hear, be enjoying alone.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:43pm On Jan 26, 2017
Genea:
me, yeye?? U don't have resket
Isay lie, u can't do notin for me, is nor only resket is reskeshion.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 12:37pm On Jan 26, 2017
Genea:
I was abt to pinch u angry
Wickend geh shocked angry
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 2:35am On Jan 26, 2017
Fabulocity:
Funny enough, things aren't as expensive as I expected them to be at Lagos mammy.
To slim fit the full khaki outfit including the crested vest is 1k
To "slimfit" shoe grin is N800
White tennis shoes N700
Food can be bought for as low as N200... and I mean good food
Laundry services is N50 per item.. but there's this guy that has a great deal. You pay N2000 and he takes care of washing and ironing your whites for the full 3 weeks
Washing and ironing of full khaki uniform is N200
I've not really explored mammy market. On Sunday, I think I'll take a comprehensive tour.

And from what I've seen and heard, camp food is not bad at all. Even the camp commandant and director eats from the same pot as corpers. And the size is quite sensible.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 2:27am On Jan 26, 2017
Shay dis guy go like porporf like dishuh Okay..
MEXYZ WHERE IS YOOOóòœUUUhuh COMAN TAKE AGBALUMORH......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 2:08am On Jan 26, 2017
Elthugnificent:
Ya all are doing are doing a great job here by keeping this thread alive, most of us are waiting for this stream 2 to get out of camp before becoming really active.

I sight you segunK1, you are really doing a great job you just seem to be everywhere (na buhari you be).

Kudos to everybody.
Brosieh Uwc, Don't mind me oh, its just for us to keep body and soul together till nysc n Fg get our time, its good to see u with us, u can also do it better Dan I do, if I Don't do it, if we Don't do it, if you Don't join us, then who willhuh Shoutout to all gbogbo eros wey dem join me push am reash here especially chriswazo, bashnigga, philgbee, bussieboi and all my active goons too I salute. Yes you wey dey look me u dey among + all my active ladies dem.... Before dem go com pinsh my neck say I no menchion dem now.
Na all dis people make the thread gel reash this stage oo bros. So I greet u once again weikom sire, mind you ur activity is fully needed here not jos being a member but active one inshort yellow label one, abi wetin una feel my fefuulhuh Torh sei gobe.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 1:13am On Jan 26, 2017
tobijoshua:
All this infos you're gathering, you will share it with us when the time comes o. wink
Yeskeh! We ll all share it for people coming behind us.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 1:09am On Jan 26, 2017
Genea:
#yimu... Like say u no join...
What is wronging you nowhuh

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 1:00am On Jan 26, 2017
cutestcuty84:
no mind me jare....na this messed up county cause am.
Manage it jare and Don't let d wahala in it get over you fa.

How's your health now, hope you are getting better, wish you ah swiftly recovery.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 10:47pm On Jan 25, 2017
Abeg make una epp me find sharliz out, never hear anything from her ooh.

Phate007 hope you guys are doing good, need ur updates ooh.... #stay safe n Don't look 4 soldier's trouble ooh.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 10:41pm On Jan 25, 2017
Fabulocity:
That's how we've been shouting from morning till evening like goats under the hot sun all in the name of parade.
Waywardpikin, you did the smart thing. I could have changed to mufti and then got ahead to chill at mammy but I was busy forming obedient corper kmt. After this week, dem no see me again. Let me just behave for now.
BTW, I think mammy market is really bubbling now. I can hear the music from my room. But I'm just chilling in my room with my married roommates grin
Feeling you dear, but that ur shouting lika goat thing gringrin. Lmao taya.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 10:27pm On Jan 25, 2017
Samjr:
Hello guys, so I was posted to adamawa and I based at lagos... hmmmm it took me 3DAYS since monday morning on a country tour since on Monday from lagos,ogun,oyo,ondo,kogi,lokoja,abuja,kaduna,kano,zaria,jigawa,bauchi, gombe and to get to adamawa via cross country<no be joke ooo> got in to camp this morning and begin my registration immediately and before 4pm I was done, but very tired had to go to Mami to eat via solid food and then went back to my hostel to rest. The camp is not that bad peeps are mixing up here easily lots of ladies *mean that*, and again my khaki na wahala ooooo the jacket is not my size and was told we have to wear it tomorrow and not even attended any parade at all and must be there with them when the state govern come tomorrow and to mend your clothes at mami na 1500 but me no go do am for now and currently chilling at Mami with my new friend as I no see my nairaland friends sad. But will try and hangout with them tomorrow.#adamawacorper
Naso bros, I dey enjoy you like bead and tea.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 10:22pm On Jan 25, 2017
[quote author:samjr post=53128182]Hello guys, so I was posted to adamawa and I based at lagos... hmmmm it took me 3DAYS since monday morning on a country tour since on Monday from lagos,ogun,oyo,ondo,kogi,lokoja,abuja,kaduna,kano,zaria,jigawa,bauchi, gombe and to get to adamawa via cross country<no be joke ooo> got in to camp this morning and begin my registration immediately and before 4pm I was done, but very tired had to go to Mami to eat via solid food and then went back to my hostel to rest. The camp is not that bad peeps are mixing up here easily lots of ladies *mean that*, and again my khaki na wahala ooooo the jacket is not my size and was told we have to wear it tomorrow and not even attended any parade at all and must be there with them when the state govern come tomorrow and to mend your clothes at mami na 1500 but me no go do am for now and currently chilling at Mami with my new friend as I no see my nairaland friends sad. But will try and hangout with them tomorrow.#adamawacorper[/quote]
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 10:16pm On Jan 25, 2017
Dream2:
Tsafe Camp,Zamfara State

Continuation Of Chronicles Of Dream2 at Tsafe Camp......

So far,the food has being encouraging,Breakfast was bread with tea while lunch was beans with garri,they all tasted Okay, i bought bread to ate mine though.
I feel reluctant to join any group,i and my friends applied for the OBS stuff and they have being D-jaying for the otondos,i just dont want in anymore though i might be in for sport analysis by weekend,if I no bounce am self.
Tomorrow is the swearing-in day,expecting the chief judge of the state as well as the executive governor.
Ehn ehn,lemme gist u joor,I was Reading my Quran beautifully this morning,mg hausa friend saw me and Said"Ohhh,u b Muslim?walahi u go get wife for zamfara oo,I fit give u one self" i just LOL,me wey be oshomo myself,hope starryv my sweetie no dh read this post sha.

I will update you guys later,lemme rest abeg.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 9:34pm On Jan 25, 2017
Hmmm!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 1:09am On Jan 25, 2017
Another one from my main guy up dia, make we enjoy am small.

Dream2:
Tsafe camp,Zamfara state.
Done my registration since yesterday as I came early,got my kit as early as 9am this morning.I pity those who came late as they find ir tough to do registration, the camp is overcrowded so some are moved to camp B.
Mami market is a ALL,but money consuming,well we were served jollof rice for dinner and we engaged in our first parade this evening as well as the soldiers came to camp around 4pm or so.
Yes,the camp is full of beautiful faces,i made some friends as well,we have the "forming" type here.
The female soldiers are "hot",the young Fulani soldier was a morale booster.
Looking forward to interact with the locals and ohhhhh,let me say the Fulani ladies(Otondo) are class on their own,mehn very pretty and religious, I chatted one up today.
More update soon.. .
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 1:04am On Jan 25, 2017
Dream2:
Tsafe camp,Zamfara state.
Done my registration since yesterday as I came early,got my kit as early as 9am this morning.I pity those who came late as they find ir tough to do registration, the camp is overcrowded so some are moved to camp B.
Mami market is a ALL,but money consuming,well we were served jollof rice for dinner and we engaged in our first par ade this evening as well as the soldiers came to camp around 4pm or so.
Yes,the camp is full of beautiful faces,i made some friends as well,we have the "forming" type here.
The female soldiers are "hot",the young Fulani soldier was a morale booster.
Looking forward to interact with the locals and ohhhhh,let me say the Fulani ladies(Otondo) are class on their own,mehn very pretty and religious, I chatted one up today.
More update soon.. .
Woow! Good to hear from you bro, enjoying you gaan keep d flag flying, lemme port ur camp Experience go awa thread small.
Celebrities › Re: Before And After Makeup Photos Of Olajumoke Orisaguna by segunk1(m): 12:30am On Jan 25, 2017
Olajumokeb4 with d makeup now turn bobrisky.

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