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guruvicawelt:
omehn brother i like here scatter aa the bannies no b here aa.. one nursing skul just dey near here omehn d bannies here no b childs aa.. i no dey go house afta service aa. only one week were i done spend here tinz dey go down Omehn no shaking na for ur ondo, u no go travel far naw.. atink na lag u dey?

carexy:
Corpers wee wa wa .....
Gudmorin to u all dis morning..
I rep Rivers state corper platoon one d winning platoon. Dnt even no were to start from the Tori plenty.
Ok last Friday my platoon(one) cooked in d kitchen and it was fun.. infact I must confess d level of hygiene in the kitchen is superb and I enjoy every bit of working in d kitchen and again the taste of their meals are still ok.
Also that same day my platoon presented a meditation in d Morin on patriotism and according to what I heard(cos I was in d kitchen) there did well thumbs up to platoon one..
Meanwhile platoon two coked yesterday and d their night meal arrived very late corpers were so sad and there went to Mami to eat like I did a plate of food is (#300) that same yesterday their was a football match between d soldiers and female corpers d game was jus fun altru and guess what the female's won because they were using their hands to carry d ball, run to d post and throw it inside the net very funny though.
Hmmmm talking about the drills I never knew squatting dey pain leg o after squatting for 10mins I couldn't even stand upright immediately come c d way babes jus dey fake fainting jus to escape drills dat one dey sha. Yesterday was also welcome back party corpers tot lights out would b by 12am because of d party but d soldiers burst their bubbles and light out was d usual 10pm d soldiers reminded dem dis was a camp Nd not d university.
And lastly to end dis long note, I don't participate in d early morning manowar drills because I joined band I play (cymbals) I jus love the band and our trainers are wonderful people. Although I would have loved to go Nd sing (I do like dis...... I do like dis.... I balance well). But I can't serve two masters. So until later in d day while I bring today's update although it's Sunday and I pray for the Best. Remain blessed and happy Sunday. Thank God no parade today.!!!!







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He b like say I go go join all those obs wey corpers were b make I dey sit down for pavilion morning or any parade dem jus sit down dey watch us serve drills under d sun and in d rain. It is well o.God dey sha.




LegendaryArnold
segunk1
Fabulocity,
dream2,
sharliz,
twixted,
chiefojiji,
haychay,
aBbile25,
phate007,
joshuachuks93,
Sonymax16,
, et al

Mexyz:
Say hello to the man of the year...Lost my phone to some fast fingers on the 23rd of last month,decided to wait for the festive season to pass before getting a new phone. Got to computer village on the 5th Jan only to discovered that the prices of phones were competing with the price of a brand new 2017 range rover sport. I jejely find my square root(if there's anything like that).....Decided to gather enough money before making the journey again, which I did yesterday (Saturday) got a phone now brothers and sisters..lol. Am back for good, so many mentions especially from this thread,good to know we now know each other so well that we immediately notice it when one of us is not as frequent as before. So many new members here, anyways una welcome. Bashnigga, mrletsgo,bussiboi,chriswazo, etc and all dem pretty ladies that kept here alive while I was away, 21 gun salute to you guys... una thank you. Me I don finally land for good, oya Bashnigga organize the welcome party. Merry Christmas and happy new year in ARREARS. Abeg make una overlook any typo error, I still dey learn how to use the phone..

knacker:
u too like kiss

carexy:
Corpers wee wa wa .....
Gudmorin to u all dis morning..
I rep Rivers state corper platoon one d winning platoon. Dnt even no were to start from the Tori plenty.
Ok last Friday my platoon(one) cooked in d kitchen and it was fun.. infact I must confess d level of hygiene in the kitchen is superb and I enjoy every bit of working in d kitchen and again the taste of their meals are still ok.
Also that same day my platoon presented a meditation in d Morin on patriotism and according to what I heard(cos I was in d kitchen) there did well thumbs up to platoon one..
Meanwhile platoon two coked yesterday and d their night meal arrived very late corpers were so sad and there went to Mami to eat like I did a plate of food is (#300) that same yesterday their was a football match between d soldiers and female corpers d game was jus fun altru and guess what the female's won because they were using their hands to carry d ball, run to d post and throw it inside the net very funny though.
Hmmmm talking about the drills I never knew squatting dey pain leg o after squatting for 10mins I couldn't even stand upright immediately come c d way babes jus dey fake fainting jus to escape drills dat one dey sha. Yesterday was also welcome back party corpers tot lights out would b by 12am because of d party but d soldiers burst their bubbles and light out was d usual 10pm d soldiers reminded dem dis was a camp Nd not d university.
And lastly to end dis long note, I don't participate in d early morning manowar drills because I joined band I play (cymbals) I jus love the band and our trainers are wonderful people. Although I would have loved to go Nd sing (I do like dis...... I do like dis.... I balance well). But I can't serve two masters. So until later in d day while I bring today's update although it's Sunday and I pray for the Best. Remain blessed and happy Sunday. Thank God no parade today.!!!!







......…………..…………




He b like say I go go join all those obs wey corpers were b make I dey sit down for pavilion morning or any parade dem jus sit down dey watch us serve drills under d sun and in d rain. It is well o.God dey sha.




LegendaryArnold
segunk1
Fabulocity,
dream2,
sharliz,
twixted,
chiefojiji,
haychay,
aBbile25,
phate007,
joshuachuks93,
Sonymax16,
, et al

habbyy03:
u can't get any news now unless we are deceiving ourselves, let's wait til feb ending

Chriswazo:
U didn't answer my questions o.

chiefojiji:
please and please when this Yeye welcome party wan end??9

I don't know when dem dey force person go night club!


#redeyes


cc: sheboss

toogbasky:
I am working wit access bank currently on part- tym, go open dat account fast fast, request 4 ATM, if u hope to see alawi, access bank has alliance wit federal government for d 2016 youth corp

joshuachuks93:
Corper wee oo......

Lectures haf commenced...pple fainting during parade, some running to the clinic to tke shield in other to avoid parade....well camp food has been hmmmm let me say 60% but the Akara is 80% dem try for that area........Welcome party is tonight and platoon competitions its next week. Hope my platoon will win coz my participation is zero.....Boys dey show dem selves for my hostel o especially the yoruba's, dey are jst too noisy and full of demselves...(waiting for rxns).

Access bank no has been sent to most us over here, waiting patiently for allawee...becos if allawee no dey yawa go dey.

#Bauchi kofa...platoon5

habbyy03:
just forget that one bro....


christly99..coman approve the pairing oo

habbyy03:
finally admin don pair us together oo...
segunk1 chriswazo mrletsgo

no pair christly with anybody again o, she don get oluwa!!

cutestcuty84:
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christly99:
I'm not there o. I left Nigeria since. I de my village.

Donbona8:
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derrick015:
hello good evening any1 to dos I've offended pls forgive me...
but I have questions
can any1 explain meaning of some term used in nysc lik pcms, col, pop, and other pls educate me

cutestcuty84:
Gud evening mummies and daddies in the building..Thanks for the unconditional love you all showered on me, I am now very fit.Thanks all

sparkle4u:
Thank you sir

Chriswazo:
Segunk1 I wan ask, is it only Access bank that Nysc works with? I don't understand the plethora complains against Access bank. Is it must that u will open Access bank account or is d bank selection based on ur State of service?

sparkle4u:
Bashnigga and segunk1 did you guys collect your certificate when you collected your SOR?

Dream2:
Continuation Of Chronicles Of Dream2 At Tsafe NYSC Permanent Camp Tsafe.

Officially a corper now,the sweating-in ceremony was quick as the dignitaries came in time except the governor who is in Saudi Arabia though he sent a representative in the person of the commissioner for youths and sports.
Yes,it was fun,snapped a lot of pictures,chatted with new faces as well,what a day,Oluwa modupe.
As a military fanatics,I tried to have a closer look at our military personnel and there is this morale booster guy who is a AFSF(Special forces) among them,very young,full of swagger,gallant and agile,he is a Fulani man,he just returned from borno state,"i juz gbadun d guy"
But he did something I don't like by walking into my hostel to woke us up by 12am,"i vex walahi" but it is well.
I couldn't eat lunch yesterday as the soup was shit,beans soup or so,I later went to mami to ate Eba with egunsi soup.
I was punished at parade ground as well for laughing then by asking the officer"Are you talking to me" I did like 20laps and he said"Go" he later called me back and said"No Thank you sir,you're mad"i softly replied"The punishment already justified my offense sir" he looked at me sternly and after a while he said"U be Barrack boy" I replied"No"he nodded and said"Don't let me mark ur face o,oya go" I just waka back to my line.
Hope to see paris123 in camp before Sunday though I'm the very shy and quiet guy.
Lemme end this by saying Fulani ladies are class on their own,very beautiful,with my shyness and quietness,I do enjoy her company even if it's for a short time.

tobijoshua:
He has been keeping us company, don't vex for him Ma.

derrick015:
pls guys I'm sorry if I offend una. For those who resorted to abuses and all it just shows how IMMATURED u guys are. Well I was just stating wat I observed and wat I want to be corrected if u disagree u could as well have been silent or state rational reasons y my opinion is wrng t sha.

StarryV:

she yaff catsh u fa.

Posimii:
Dear miiii,is not like dat oooo. D skul I was posted too can use some1 sotey u no go get time even for ur own self

christly99:
thank God it's garri sef. pls pour plenty

mandibeauty:
issorait