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Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 9:35am On Apr 10, 2008
As a minister of the great republic of kuvuki land and also as a member of the council of elders of our great land i am directed by the great general sam milla that;

ANY dissident or group of 'em will be faced with great reprisal!

and anyone one wey think say na childs play, go dance to the tune first and will automatically serve as deterrent to all that is plying that same route.

i ve been ordered to particularly warn VP ituen to comply with the rules and regulation of this great land because immunity will not be granted to any body putting on the robe of judas is carrot!

i hope i ve communicated this message well to all ya playahataz.

signed: THE MINISTER OF WOMEN AFFAIRS(GCFR,KVER,ABCD,MON*Y,XYZ,BLA,JP)

           SEGUNPC(spaggy)
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by segunpc(m): 9:20am On Apr 10, 2008
batman
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: The Galacticos (Real Madrid Fans Only) by segunpc(op): 2:59pm On Apr 09, 2008
Where? Go wherever you will, while we (Barca) move on in the UCL. We have just finished the away job over Schalke 04. Besides, you are still going to drop points I'm sure.
@ UI

YES we did drop points away @ mallorca but BARCA can't even manage win getafe @ camp nou abi na nou camp sef and sevilla easily took villareal to the cleaners.

so the seven points difference is still there intact.

up les merengus

les blancos for life.
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 2:25pm On Apr 09, 2008
ol boi i bow for the shepe wey u take o
if u disguise enter as female walai na me go bla u masef grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by segunpc(m): 2:18pm On Apr 09, 2008
u guys ve really entertained me.
Jokes EtcRe: Wats Yo Fave Naija Saying: { Share Pls } by segunpc(m): 1:37pm On Apr 09, 2008
ki lo n happen
Jokes EtcRe: Fu And Su by segunpc(m): 1:31pm On Apr 09, 2008
girl u too much.

nice joke
Jokes EtcRe: These Ibo People Sef? by segunpc(m): 1:26pm On Apr 09, 2008
copy and paste but still made me grin
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 1:21pm On Apr 09, 2008
As the minister for women affairs of our great land kuvuki i ve the great honour to summon the great women and chicks of the great kuvuki land.

The meeting is scheduled to take place @ the presidential villa of kuvuki land inside my serene chalet.

The meeting is will hold from 11pm - 5am on the 1st friday of the nth month of this beautiful year.

The dress code is micro mini skirt and spaghetti top ( no brassiere and panties please)

Attendance is strictly by invitation.

ALL council of elders members , ministers , generals gets v.i.p reception.

all ladies of kuvuki land should all be present with exception of the wowo ones.

THE following ladies should report for pre-meeting arrangements ;

clemcykul

lolabbey

elementus

ifyalways

ashaby

aisha

tessybaby

ibkaye

lorlarh

nightnurse

the rebel leader will be the female bouncer

more names will come in shortly.

all special guests are assured of more than enuf bla bla.

signed

THE MINISTER OF WOMEN AFFAIRS

SEGUNPC(spaggy)
Jokes EtcRe: Na Wha 4 You O by segunpc(m): 12:53pm On Apr 09, 2008
she try small sha.
Jokes EtcRe: Poo by segunpc(m): 12:48pm On Apr 09, 2008
cool
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by segunpc(m): 3:41pm On Apr 07, 2008
ladies
Jokes EtcRe: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by segunpc(m): 10:32am On Apr 07, 2008
sauce took time b4 i unleash the dragon o!
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by segunpc(m): 10:28am On Apr 07, 2008
now
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 10:27am On Apr 07, 2008
still sampling which lady will fit my chalet as the minister of women affairs and hopes to deal with the rebel leader with any opportunity on sight.
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by segunpc(m): 5:04pm On Apr 03, 2008
flies
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 1:04pm On Apr 03, 2008
THE SEGUNPC WILL BE THE MINISTER OF WOMEN AFFAIRS
at last i got wat i sought all my life.

i congratulate gen.sam on his inception as the president of kuvuki land.

and i also appreciate him recognising me as a formidable elder statesman in kuvuki land.

and i accept the appointment in good faith.

i ll let all the women in kuvuki land know how i plan to run my office in the land.

once again i say 10x to gen.sam milla.
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 9:30am On Apr 03, 2008
waiting for gen.sam milla to let out the list of his officials.
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by segunpc(m): 9:15am On Apr 03, 2008
work
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Signs To Show That You Are In Love by segunpc(m): 4:24pm On Apr 02, 2008
gentledove there are no two words to describe this but to say u re a genious.

good one ma lady.

10x grin
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 4:10pm On Apr 02, 2008
IT WILL NOT TOLERATE WOMANISING
but na why gen. sam milla to talk dis kain thing na?

e be like say i go go back to d former govt and revolt against gen. sammy o!

because that time there is bla bla.

i ll go see saucekid and bcom judas is carrot to gen. sam

or maybe i go see gen.sam and hear if all he is saying are propaganda because i no fit do without bla bla o
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by segunpc(m): 3:56pm On Apr 02, 2008
careful
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 2:50pm On Apr 02, 2008
HAPPY with proceedings and waiting on general sam milla to gimme a lucrative office and also eyeing tessybaby to be my my deputy so i can accomplish my long dreamt fantasy grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: guys should put rubbers on their "sticks". by segunpc(m): 12:02pm On Apr 02, 2008
good joke
Jokes EtcRe: Will There Ever Be Any Answers To These Questions? by segunpc(m): 11:57am On Apr 02, 2008
the first one is FED UPS!
Jokes EtcRe: Resignation Letter by segunpc(m): 10:26am On Apr 02, 2008
i did hear anything o lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Emperoh Vs Clemcykul by segunpc(m): 10:18am On Apr 02, 2008
Now I think this thread should now read

Lightest v Clemcykul

One is a Dickhead while the other is a Prickhead
Which is better and which is worse

Don't involve me with mediocre and unprofessional fights next time!!!!
i concur!

but this lightest dey pass im boundary o.
Jokes EtcRe: Father And Son by segunpc(m): 10:13am On Apr 02, 2008
pple just dey use torch light look for trouble in the night.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by segunpc(m): 10:08am On Apr 02, 2008
POSTER u ll ve to leave me too.

good jokes. grin
CelebritiesRe: How On Earth Is This The Mgbn 2008! by segunpc(m): 12:07pm On Apr 01, 2008
if truly she answered the question that way though true but she no get any regard for her state . dumb girl
Jokes EtcRe: Pet Shop by segunpc(m): 12:03pm On Apr 01, 2008
mr acid u don try.
Jokes EtcRe: What Is Politics? by segunpc(m): 11:47am On Apr 01, 2008
this is copy and paste na. well sha its still good though.

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