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sammy i will be happy to get either nightnurse or tessybaby[b] [/b]

sweet joke

na wa o

i didnho

Segunpc
lol
Give me those children's address I wan nominate them for guiness book of records

the thing happen for otukpo so if u wan find them go no yawa.

A man went to his friends house for visitation only to meet his friend scolding the son that he is so dumb;

MISTER A; "my son is so dumb i sent him coca cola and he went and bought kolanut"

MISTER B; "don't be annoyed ! my son is more dumb compare to yours"

MISTER A; "never!!! nobody on earth can be more dumb than my son"

MISTER B; " OK! lets go to ma house for confirmation"

MISTER A; "OK"

They now went to mister B 's house.

Mister B now calls son

MISTER B; "Rukewe"

SON        ; "PAPA! am coming"

MISTER B; "Rukewe please go and check at the shop if am there"

       Rukewe dashes out and was back in no time and said

SON; Papa i went to this shop and search everywhere but u re not there.

duck

am bringing it backinho.

@folly
i no know o, i just no like the guy, just like that

@clem,i dey H die. make i show your house by 12 midnight

knowing dat u no like me is a plus to my life.

since lolabbey like me then i ve gotten all i wanted BOZO.

My Love letters to NiteNurse

Yesterday I was passing by your rectangular house in trignometric lane,there I saw You with your cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eye balls and You were standing in your triangular garden.Before seeing You,my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude(likeness)from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated and my love for You forms a quadratic equation which only You can solve by making good binary relation with me,this cosine of my love 2 You extends to infinity.I promise You that I should not resolve You into partial fractions but if I do so,You can integrate me! This I promise You!.

guy u no mention the most essential commodities i.e boobs and arse.
cool jokes though

gilgee u dey find trouble o

and saucekid wen i unleash am u go know whether na rat or dragon.

and clemcy why u dey laff.

i dey vex o.

Olulu,

You dey laff

Why don't u try adding the dog feaces to your body na?

lol.

this ituen too get bad mouth sef.

she started well.

good joke

hmmm .

all this one na for yankee o

wetin dey pain tufe na because lolabbey don agree to marry me so him wan find ma trouble by fire by force i no abuse u u

segun walks into kuvuki media house(kuvukiTV NETWORK) AND with the note in hand he reads;GOOD DAY MY FELLOW KUVUKIANS , I segunpc(spaggy) the minister of women affairs of our great land.

       I ve been directed by the president HIS MERCILESSLY GEN.SAM MILLA  to declare VP.ITUEN wanted and there is a great price tag on whoever catch am.

He is accused on a 1,285,451 count charges which includes insurbodination, mutiny, avarice, nepotism, treason, traitorous act amongst all.

*shoots whoever is the messenger of that message and orders Sam milla to my palace to answer questions in front of I and saucekid (he must be kneeling down or else . . . . )*

imagine THE VP saying such words to our president [b]

and saucekid has been advised to stay clear of the VP For any communication b/w both will be tracked and no mercy will be shown.

Incase the VP refuses arrest u can as well shoot ONSIGHT or AT SIGHT. [b] (NA ME ADD THIS ONE BY MASEF)[/b]SIGNED

THE MINISTER OF WOMEN AFFAIRS

SEGUNPC(spaggy)[/b]

hmmm elders forum

the joke too tight.

10x man.

lol

u try ma guy

tessy sauce has decided to keep mute for the time being

and ituen breached our contract of handling u to me.

he is to face litigation.

tessy u re my dream girl "je t'aime"

sammy u don try

two thumbs up.

its the cameramans fault na.

the first joke tight

good

it too long i for read am.

but anyone wey read am finish fit brief me[b] [/b]

good joke sammy.

u make me laugh well well.

goods jokes as usual sammy.

keep it up.

lol[b] [/b]

it's a true