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exlinklodge:


Am interested in your explanation about China devaluation of their currency and IMF wanting third world countries like our to devalue ours.

I know if Nigeria devalues it will be a gain to the advanced world since we are import based country, so they buy our goods cheaper while we buy theirs higher. But I don't understand how China gains more by devaluing their currency since they are export based country.

Could you shade more light on that?

The cheaper their goods, the more the world want to buy from them...especially the third world countries whose masses can't afford the Western more expensive goods.

Well! Let me be the first to comment... It seems people enjoy the usuals of Nairaland.

Ako ni se oriburuku o (in Egba dialect )

It shall be well with us.

Hey guys! Just feel like creating this thread to be different from the usual everyday experiences of people raining curses on each other here in Nairaland. Both funny and serious prayers are allowed. You are all welcome.

So lets do this!

Any first to comment is already a success in life.

Then the next to comment shall have his/her worries lifted

And everlasting happiness falls on the OP...

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MONITZ:
U were just too lucky..

That's your own interpretation, as for me, I belief God saved my life

dlondonbadboy:
Na Allah save you o. You get native sense.

Na Allah o! My brother

I was on my way in Idi Araba Lagos when the news of MKO Abiola's death broke. Fights between Yoruba and Hausa erupted and I was caught by the Hausas on the road. One scary looking Hausa guy caught me and held me like a lamb been led to slaughter... Many people have been burnt already. I was terrified and instead of me to start pleading, impulsively, I rebuked the Satan and I said 'Ahuzu bi Lahi mina shaitan rajim' (I seek refuge with Allah from satan the accursed). Suddenly! The guy looked at me in a profoundly merciful way. And surprisingly too, the rest of the mob looked away as if something caught their attention even though they did not hear what I said. So the guy left me then I continued to walk away from that environment scared to my balls till i got to safety.

impossible27:
you forgotten Saudi and yemen

He has stylishly forgotten Israel too

Nice one!










This explorer guy may be one of Seun's innovations to make nairaland more interesting.

myplaydiary:
Oga don't come and tribalize this thread jare nobody is talking tribe here, we are talking safety of life and property first. Park well, don't make me have to call the mods on you. Mumu that can't even spell his name properly.

Ode! Go through the thread from page 1 and see who went tribal first...so you really thought my moniker is Seguun because I couldn't spell Segun correctly? How dumb can somebody be!

The only thing pricking the op so hard is just the language been spoken in the video...

'How are you Sunday?'
'These are Sunday's vibes'
...maybe her boyfriend's name is Sunday.

'Upcoming witchcraft'
...this is probably a slang.


Please educate me op, where is the murder?

This is an eye opener to those who think Ibadan is a village...

Jagaban!

lepasharon:
Read what again? You claimed it only happens in Africa and it doesn't. In this age of enlightenment, you choose to be so blood ignorant!

Theres nothing supernatural involved

Please go with your wahala!

obinna58:
I answered two of questions, thought you should used ur head whileTalking about couple who has less reasons to be embarrassed


penis captivus rarely occur its very difficult for people to fall in such.
Couple found into this situation are kept secret cos they ain't doing any wrong, embarrassing them publicly has nothing to teach rather than destruction

Why is it that those caught are mostly people who are fornicating or adulterers, this set are likely to face consequences of their wrong doing and also made to serve as warning to others who indulge in such act(it clearly shows African mentality)

Even if the remedy is that it releases itself much later, the objective is already achieved which is public embarrassment sure and its only channeled to those who are into formication and adultry.


Like i said penis captivus rarely occur its very difficult for people to fall in such situation

Oh! Are you implying that suddenly everybody in Africa is now so sane that we cannot have a single case of somebody taking a video of the legally married ones who have glued? Even if it takes censoring their faces. In this era when before people offer help they first take selfies. I think you are the one that should use your head here.


I'm not saying penis captivus doesn't happen to married couples(all around the world). What I'm saying is, in Africa,people mainly use it to fight the unfaithful ones through voodoo.

And since you are an atheist I don't expect you to believe me anyway. So please don't quote me again. This is the last time I will reply you.

lepasharon:
It doesn't only happen in Africa during adultery cases.

Go back to my post and read it again.

obinna58:
I'm an atheist
Judging the fact that penis captivus or should I use the word spell is beeing cast to an individual is what I cannot specifically tell u simply because I can't go beyond this topic to prove what u believe wrong.

Note that science is all about finding solution to our problems physically in order to make an easy/perfect world, mostly people caught in that situation are unaware of what they are into, had it been they know and are capable of finding solution to it, do you think they are still gonna be exposed(I don't think so)

Thats why its good facing reality

Apart from saying you are an atheist, you've not answered my question

obinna58:
It happens all around the world, Africa makes mockery of those that were caught in action, the truth is that things like this ain't supposed to be exposed to the public for safety reasons, any form of appeasement has nothing to do with peniis captivus remedy like I said its releases itself after some seconds or minutes cos no one can endure the pain if tries forcing it out

Juju simply has nothing to do with this

If only mod can move this topic to fp

I need to first of all understand if you a theist or an atheist. There is no point arguing matters of spirituality with an atheist. However I need to answer the point you have raised.

You see, when a spell is cast on an individual, the sickness or affliction doesn't have to be one that is unknown to science...So in essence, I'm not disputing the name or the nature of the phenomena...my point basically is, here in Africa, penis captivus is mainly used to punish unfaithful partners.


Then if you want to dispute me you can bring forth some instances where penis captivus happened to legally married people here in Africa. But I can conveniently bring you torns of adultery cases. And if you say people mostly keep shut when it happens to them...I ask! How come married couples who have less reasons to be embarrassed are the ones that keep quiet and those the unfaithful ones who will mostly be shamed are the ones who shout out?

Even if the remedy is that it releases itself much later, the objective is already achieved which is public embarrassment.

Activa:
Thank you.

How come it doesn't happen to regular couples or unmarried young boys and fooling around?

Help me ask o!

How come it only happens at least in Africa during adultery or fornicating process?. Then after an "appeasement" to a particular person, they are then separated.

Is Osinbajo gonna be formally recognized as one of Nigeria's former President (acting)?.Lawyers in the house!

ODVanguard:
Are you minding the ignoramus trying to steal and supplant Ugbo people's history? Ugbo (forest) is same as Igbo (central Yoruba meaning for forest) in Ugbo dialect. The bobo wan rewrite hundred year old history with the stroke of a pen, just like that?! Why are some of these people like this for goodness sake? If no be land dem dey drag with people, na another people history dem go dey follow the pesin dey drag. Na wah o.

Most of them I know are not like this though, I want to believe these terrible ones are those unexposed mofos...I mean Yorubas and Igbos cross marry every weekend.

ODVanguard:
Chai! The writer must have been smoking some serious chronic egbo weed when writing this trash, sotay e even begin claim say igbo people be ife 'aborigins'. What a numbskull. Lmao. Na Ugbo people wey dey presentday Ugboland in Ondo South e dey claim as Igbos at Ife. That blunder alone don discredit the author as a nutcase in need of urgent psychiatric help.

Seems like this Awolowo of an enigma will perpetually invoke insomnia in some people, even long after his death. Choi!

Exactly! They've now settled in present day Ugboland in Ondo state.

Mumu! Igbo means forest in Yoruba...those guys usually came from the forest to attack Ife...and that's why they were called igbo(Forest) people. I guess weed(Igbo) also means those from across the Niger. Mucus filled brain!

Err

Good one there from Kogi.

May Allah be pleased with the OP

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Gender equity is good...Gender equality is trying to change the natural order of things. It will eventually lead to anachy in the society. It is a complete evil.

seguno2:
Is that how they do it in the USA elections and political parties?

It exists everywhere in the world, its a natural human trait...it however becomes a problem and a burden when the leader/godfather starts getting overbearing.Then, there would be a revolt against him...But Asiwaju in this case has not even started making demands before the hyenas pounded on him... but like the true king of the jungle he is, he retreated and roars from his position which sends shivers down the spines of the ugly scavengers who have no choice but to either leave his kill(APC) for him, or risk been consumed by their own fear soon(2019).