₦airaland Forum

nike4love:
u sound like an old man.....
that's why men die early
anybody that wants to live longer should learn how to say no....

The truth is that I am too old in this game

I don't let any female bullshït to pass through

I try as much as possible to set the rules from the very onset

And one of those rules is that I am not in any way a father christmas

Most guys make that mistake of not calling the girl to order ab initio

Only to later start grumbling and complaining when the demands start to increase or become too frequent

I understand

Most of such guys are either too afraid to speak up or risk losing the girl or they have simply been sucked in into the real man movie script written for them by women

But I have none of such handicaps

If the biatch likes she's free to go at anytime

Like fiddy cent said in P.I.M.P, mayne bïtches come and go...

ALAYORMII:
I will only do what ur moniker says

Sekem
Sekem
Sekem

You're funny

Anyway sha sekem away joor

Nothing do you

But please don't ever allow any of these stupid and dumb women to cunningly sekem into your pockets

If you want to help a girl, help her but please always find a way to let her know it ain't your duty to help her

That is the safest and surest way to cure them of that horrible sense of entitlement most of them possess

ChiefSweetus:
The woman wan buy asoebi. Or she wan flex.
Where is her husband sef? Why you dey carry all their expenses like chinese government? And why are cheap girls on this thread always expecting captain-save-a-hoe to come to their rescue financially, yet they also demanding equal rights.
Can your mother ask your girlfriend or fiancee for money like this? If no, how come? Yet idìots are yapping as if your job description in life is to provide for girlfriend that can still dump you for a richer guy. Read up on briffaults law bro. The mama no try and I bet she is a frivolous lady looking for how to buy gold and squander someone else's money. Rubbish!

Don't mind the fools

They only know when someone else is stingy

Today is Valentine

Prove me wrong by taking him out today

Ndi nzuzu nwuru anwu

frenzyduchess:
read my first paragraph, this time read it very slowly, I was right after all, you are a mysoginistic retard3d maniac

Yes I am a misogynistic misogynist

That is the reason why all those your female whims and capricises will NEVER work on me

Yes I am getting pussy but you're also getting dïck

So don't get it twisted

This is what my whole rage towards your fish brain mentality is all about

frenzyduchess:
oh well ,I can see your foolishness is beyond redemption, your mind has been programmed from birth, I guess the stench from your mama's pussy was what welcomed you into this world, so it will be hard to convince you that not all pussies smell like the one you came through, anyway I can only pray for a woman that ends up with a the son of an onye iberibe like you.

If he is willing to throw away a 5 years relationship over something as petty as this when people have serious issues that they have scaled through, he can go ahead instead of disturbing nairaland with it.from the comments here, he obviously didn't get a pat on the back he created this thread for. That she was a neophyte for 5 years is commendable but hey I guess your dumb brain wouldn't want to agree .

That she even went through her mother even shows the op is stingy and she was banking on it that shame will over ride his stingyness to oblige her mother, or don't you think that could be another angle, rather than this your myopic thinking ,dumb son of an onye iberibe

How much did the pat on the back fetch or didn't fetch the op?

The problem with _whore minded biatches like you is that your mind has been programmed to think only about your own gain or advantage

If the Op were to be your blood brother and he tells you something like this

Biko nne m, tell me, what will your response to him be?

You are here castigating the op for being stingy meanwhile you will applaud your own blood brother for being so wise if he did the same thing

You stupid ladies are so lucky there are so many pussy niggaz out there killing themselves just to satisfy your inordinate desires

If not lemme see how you will be standing there and be calculating my money for me and telling me who to help or not upon my own money

Because of what?

Because of your rotten pussy

Ötü gbakwaa gï ökü dia

Onye iberibe nwuru anwu

paulibling:
Guy your eyes are open like fish eye. You know say fish wey dey water no dey close eyes. If anything moves it go see am. No so you dey see kilear.

Before nko?

Don't ever let any of these stupid women fool you

They offer so little but demand so much

It's time to change the game

frenzyduchess:
we are saying the same thing oga, that your mama's pussy is rotten doesn't mean you assume that's how a pussy should be , I guess your mama and your sisters are also part of the b1tches that are dumb .

Now back to the topic, the stupid op already told the woman that he doesn't have money or you skipped that part like a dumb fellow inherited from your dumb mama, then the op isn't asking if he should change his mind and render help to the woman instead he is thinking of breaking up with his gf because of the issue,now let's not also forget that the sitngy op mentioned that in 5 years neither his gf nor hee mother has asked him for assistance, and she even wants to berrow o, not that she asked for dash. Now let's assume he wasn't dating her daughter, an advanced woman(a woman date gave birth to a lady he can dates should be old enough to be his own mother) like that comes to ask him for,cant he help her out of his own good will without bringing it to nairaland? ,

Now I hope you can see that you and your mama and your sisters with the rotten pussies are the onye iberibe ,idiat!

The op instinctively knows how most of you dumb girls of nowadays view relationship: a highly parasitic arrangement where the man bleeds blood but he shouldnt complain because after all he's getting the pussy, a rotten pussy as a matter of fact, in the end

That's why he's trying to prepare for the days ahead because you can never tell so a brotha has to protect his resources from the very onset

Like I hinted earlier I even have reasons to believe it was the girl who solicited for her mother's help to ask for the so called help

Probably some dumb _whoring girls like you must have initiated her into the extortion game after letiing her know the guy must pay for _fucking her all these years

But because she's still a neophyte in the game she wasnt bold or courageous enough to meet the guy one on one

She decided to do it through her mother

ALAYORMII:
He's financially obligated to help not only her but also her immediate family


He's dated her for five fockin years

Pussy boy

It's a pity but...

You'll only learn With time...

LaudableXX:
Guy, it is not everyone that always has a motive. Sometimes, they just need help. Stop viewing all those you meet through your jaded, prejudiced lens. It is like saying every Nigerian is a 419 person. Everybody is different!

Maybe people neva do you sontin

See eh...

You're better off if you view every Nigerian as a 419ner at first

And then you sit back and watch them prove you wrong

Than the other way round

LaudableXX:
Saying that she considers him as a son, is not being manipulative in my view. She may just have been trying to find a way to answer an unspoken question she feels he might have in his mind i.e. "Why did she come to me for help?"

This particular woman does not strike me as being manipulative, because not once in 5 years has she manipulated him, according to this story. So why would she suddenly start doing so, now? I agree that some women may be manipulative, but not all women. I have had some female friends and relatives, that came to my rescue without counting the cost one time I needed support, but the minute I got back on my feet and tried to return the favour, they declined. Since then, I have been very careful about tarring all women with the same brush.

See let me tell you the realities of this life

People always have a motive

And most times it's always a selfish motive

Don't ever forget that

LaudableXX:
Exploitative people do not hide their nature for long!! Their demands would have started within a few months of him dating the girl. But he has been dating this girl for 5 years, and not once in those 5 years till now, has she or her mother made any financial demands on him!

That suggests that the girl and her mum have dignity and they also have a source of income, from where their needs have been met till date. If I were the guy, I'd sit the girl down, and ask if she truly needs money to pay her rent, and why she didn't ask me directly instead of going through her mum. The girl may not have been able to summon up courage to ask him, for financial help. Or the mother may have taken out a loan from her cooperative society, and may not have been able to pay back in time, due to unforeseen circumstances, so she needs help to avoid any dire consequences that may arise, as a result of her breach.

Bottom line: If he doesn't have the entire amount being requested, he could still offer half of the sum or whatever he can afford, instead of rejecting the offer to help, outright! They are not strangers to him, and they have not been demanding thus far.

Actually I'm not against him offering the woman the help

I'm just against him accepting it as his duty

And that's exactly what the woman is stylishly trying to establish by reminding him that he is her son

Don't ever let any woman manipulate you in any way

Women are very manipulative and they will use every tool in their bag of tricks to make you succumb

I thank God I have been able to completely master most if not all their manipulative strategies

Your own is even fair

Some other apostles will just go straight and have a _threesome after ministrations

BedLam:
This is the first time !Did you read that ? Some people have dignity.

Of course!

There's always a first time!

And then a second time!

And then it becomes a tradition.

People are always exploitative

Always have that in mind as you try to render your help

Once you show them that you have the father Christmas gene in you, your own don finish

As for me I am always ready to help people but I always have a way of letting you know that it wasn't so easy rendering the help

That way they will always appreciate whatever thing you do for them rather than bombarding you with that their despicable sense of entitlement

If I were the op, I will wait for a week or two, then I will contact the woman letting her know that I now have the money and asking her if she still needs it...

So my friend, everything is common sense

Don't ever play the fool... unless there's something for you to gain in the end!

So what will happen to his newly constructed statue in imo state?

BedLam:
But if events happen and the girl is in a better place to refuse giving this guy any help, y'all would scream she's not supportive and blah!

Let that event happen fess na

You know one thing I hate about people?

People always trying to take advantage of any situation

That's usually how all these nonsense entitlement mentality begins

Wait fess make the guy become your son in law before you start taxing him

Don't ever make that horrible mistake of giving them some money

That is how all these rubbish starts

Before you know it they will make you to sideline your own family while catering for their needs all in the name of being a good son in law

Maintain your stance no matter what

I'm even having this feeling that it was the girl who is indirectly using her mom to get something out of you

leye4u:
but you believe that humans evolved from apes ....Who come mumu pass oooo?

Of course we have fossil records that support the idea that man evolved from apes

But do you have evidence that a snake actually spoke to a human being?

In fact, where exactly on earth is the garden of eden located?

Do you really believe it took God just six days to create the entire universe?

My friend pls don't go there

Your christian or any other religious beliefs are only best suited for gullible children

Just look at the type of dumb stories they feed you dolts

A woman got pregnant without male spèrm

A man walked on water

A man turned water into wine

A man feed five thousand with two fish and seven loaves and after that the remnant filled 12 baskets

A man ascended into heaven... just like that!

Hahaha

A man died so many thousand years ago so that you will be free from sin

Does it really make any sense to you?

Are you now truly free from sin?

O ye dumb people!

judecares1:
Buhari will make sure,the money is been diverted to dura

buhari must go back to dura comes 2019

Think about yourself first and how the program might benefit you before you start masturbating with buhari on your sick and dumb mind

Dumb two faced biatch she is!

I hope she has not been using the small girl to practice lesbianism?

themonk:
Lets be honest both the evolution and creation story sound ridiculous and unbelievable at first if you have an open mind.

The christain ridiculous creation story sounds less unbelievable to you becausr you have been probably taught that all your life, the indoctrination started as a kid and you collected the same injection from your parents and sunday school teachers and then using it on yourself till adult. Imagine how ridiculous the yoruba or igbo traditional creation story sounds to you and that is because you weren't brought up with it but our great grand fathers back then believed it and embraced it as truth because they were brought up with it.

The difference between the creation story and the evolution fact is that at first sight the religious stories are more believable due to cultural and environmental factors while the evolution story is less believable. But when you start studying both, one looks outright stupid and the other looks very possible.

Most people who trash evolution have not taken time to study it thats why people like you would still say we evolved from monkeys. Even google knows better than that and you couldn't ask him, I'm so sure you havent even questioned yourself as regards to the creation story talk less of read books that critisize it with an open mind.

Mind you I'm an agnostic. I do not say i know evolution happened but i believe it is feasible based on facts presented and fossils like neanderthals that has further more strengthened the probablity of evolution. But then the creation story is straight up ridiculous.
Seun lalasticlala

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The Christian creation story is the dumbest story ever sold

Mind you, I'm an agnostic too

omohayek:
The criminal mentality on display above is precisely why Nigeria remains a stagnant sh*thole, and is destined to remain one for the foreseeable future. So, because other thieves exist who have gone unpunished, this one should be allowed to go free also? What sort of depraved thinking is this? Why should any Nigerian politician fear the repercussions of stealing when he or she can be certain that large numbers of impoverished idi.ots will come out of the woodwork to start chanting "Leave am, na our pikin"?

Seems like you have a lot of time to waste arguing with all those wasted youths who are totally incapable of reasoning like human beings?

12submarine:
Patience might have stolen but my annoyance is that she is being prosecuted by the wrong people. If you check very well, you will discover that most actors in her prosecution, including the president, are just bunch of lazy parasites from the north who contribute nothing to Nigeria. Had it been resource control is in existence, people like her are very easy to deal with in the SS.

..

You sound so dumb

maasoap:
Those that looted your future and that of your children didn't put your financial institutions at risk but those who insist that part of the looted funds should be returned are ones putting your financial institutions at risk? Wailing job clearly erodes the brain to function optimally.

That's exactly how wasted youths reason.

Their brain malfunction is remarkably phenomenal

smokedfish:
You too ugly for us to even hustle d virginity...
Keep it or not,e go hard you


Phat girls is a no....

For wia?

Me I dey like fat girls o well a!

IkpuNnu:
I miss Jonathan

In good days of GEJ/PDP there was no nepotism.
While Dasuki, Bafarawa etc from the North were stealing; Diezani, Dame etc from the south were syphoning. Even the animal kingdom were well represent. The snake that represented them wallowed N36 million from JAMB...

May God Bless Jonathan.

Are you surprised that so many people missed the satire in your post?

Where I was expecting them to be cussing you for castigating their beloved hero, they are here blessing you with so many likes

That will show you why I still maintain that it is so worrying the number of wasted youths we now have in our society.

thegentleman:
Lack of faith bruh, lack of faith bruh.

What exactly do you mean by lack of faith?

But why are you people finding this story very hard to believe?

Most especially you Christians

If you can believe that whale swallowed Jonah

And you believed that a cobra commanded eve to eat the forbidden fruit

Why then is it so difficult for you guys to accept the fact an anaconda actually walked into the JAMB office, used hammer to break the safe where the 36 milion naira was kept, brought out the huge pile of money and subsequently swallowed the whole money, then drank some water afterwards, and then left silently as it entered....?

Have you forgotten that in Nigeria, anything is possible?

2 is female

Because of the sitting position