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PhonesRe: Help Me Out Tech Guys In The House by sekem: 5:48pm On Jul 15, 2022
sorosoke101:
forget about that I have been using the phone for a year and 8 month now with no issues. Now its just the ringtone playing Chinese
Maybe the phone has received sense and remembered that is actually a chinese phone.
RomanceRe: Lady: I Almost Killed Myself When Man I Met In Church Jilted Me After 15 Abortio by sekem: 5:46pm On Jul 15, 2022
15 abortions?

Even if she repents one million times, she will still not make heaven.
CelebritiesRe: I Don’t Believe In God- Amber Rose Spills(details) by sekem: 5:45pm On Jul 15, 2022
That's her fucking_ business.

Whether she believes in God or not, it won't stop the sun from shinning or the rains from flooding Lagos.
TravelRe: Unmarried Partner Dependent With Children by sekem: 2:07pm On Jul 15, 2022
Sorry.

I have nothing meaningful to say to you at the moment.

May God protect you.
PoliticsRe: OBJ, IBB, Abdulsalami, Gusau, Abdullahi Are Supporting Peter Obi - Sowore by sekem: 10:44am On Jul 15, 2022
You can add Buhari to the list too.

Peter Obi is the people's candidate.

Peter Obi is our next presido.

I have chosen to be obidient.
TravelRe: Truck Driver Strips, Puts Up "Dramatic Dispaly" After Hitting A Car (Video) by sekem: 9:13am On Jul 15, 2022
The truck driver's name must be Sabinus.

After all the theatrics, he will turn to the Nissan owner and say, "Good afternoon sir. How's your family?"
Christianity EtcRe: Worshipers Defy Flood To Attend Church Service (Video) by sekem: 8:16am On Jul 15, 2022
gentlestdude:
Fools
Very big fools indeed.
PoliticsRe: PDP Sues INEC, APC, LP, Seeks Tinubu, Obi’s Disqualification by sekem: 6:03am On Jul 15, 2022
PDP is afraid.

PDP no longer sounds like a major opposition party.

PDP is now a wailer's Party.

What a shame.
EducationRe: FG Committee Recommends ₦ 2 Millions Monthly Pay For Professors by sekem: 6:01am On Jul 15, 2022
dabiko:
I don't think 2m is too much for a professor
You better think again.

How many senators do we have in the system?

How many professors do we have in the system?

Do you think FG government can afford to pay that amount to the professors?

It is now becoming clearer why this strike has continued to linger.
EducationRe: FG Committee Recommends ₦ 2 Millions Monthly Pay For Professors by sekem: 5:59am On Jul 15, 2022
FG have put ASUU in a defensive mode.

ASUU may now be exposed as a bunch of greedy jobbers seeking to earn so much for doing so little.

It will be interesting to see how this whole game plays out.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Should Tell Buhari To Release Funds To End ASUU Strike - Obi’s Camp by sekem: 3:50am On Jul 15, 2022
Everybody knows that Tinubu wants to use the ASUU strike to shine.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ivana Trump Is Dead! (Donald Trump's First Wife Dies At 73) by sekem: 3:43am On Jul 15, 2022
Na wa o.

Wetin concern me concern Ivana Trump?

They are even presenting the news as if something that has never happened before just happened.

Nairaland and seeking traffic with fake sensational news are 5 & 6.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: WAFCON 2022 (1 - 0) On 14th July 2022 by sekem: 7:19pm On Jul 14, 2022
EFEJOKU:
Please any link to watch the match, stream line or whateverhuhplease help
You can watch it on DSTV link Channel 209
RomanceRe: Who Would You Choose Between These Two Beautiful Girls? by sekem: 12:16pm On Jul 14, 2022
None.

One looks artificial.

The other looks too local.
PoliticsRe: The Men, Woman Who Helped Abacha Plunder Nigeria (pics) by sekem: 10:12pm On Jul 13, 2022
ahilot:
- Travel abroad for study
- Get involved in drug trafficking
- Be a bagman for notorious drug gangs
- Come back and invest the illicit money in Nigeria politics.
-Straight to Aso rock.
Formula for becoming the Jagaban of Africa.
PoliticsRe: Young Girl Donates Her Life Saving To Obi/datti Campaign by sekem: 10:00pm On Jul 13, 2022
What if her life savings is 1500? grin
CelebritiesRe: I’m Not Going To Date Again Until God Speaks To Me- Moyo Lawal Spills by sekem: 8:26pm On Jul 13, 2022
She is ugly in a very obvious way.

No amount of exposing her body will change that.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Election Prediction : Tinubu May Lose Lagos And North Central States by sekem: 8:11pm On Jul 13, 2022
No one is mentioning Atiku again.

Does it mean he is no longer in the race or what?
RomanceRe: How Can He Peacefully End His Relationship With A Stupid And Stubborn Girl? by sekem: 8:09pm On Jul 13, 2022
Unityp:
My brother planned with one of his colleagues in his working place and she pretended to be dating him and followed him home.When she left,the girl said i know she is not your girlfriend and you can never cheat on me.My brother is a complete gentleman and the girl is taking serious advantage of that
The girl is a witch sent from hell to destroy your brother.

Involve her family sharp sharp.

Maybe the can talk some sense into her.

If that one no work, then it's time to use some army men to reset her thinking faculty.
RomanceRe: Is This Back Side Real Or Surgically Enhanced(photos) by sekem: 7:53pm On Jul 13, 2022
blaquemyc:
you mean African men are yansh specialist? Wow
Before nko?

Na oyibo men dey run afta all those their women with flat backside.
RomanceRe: Lagos Girls Stop This Rubbish by sekem: 7:46pm On Jul 13, 2022
Konjiboii:
So I needed to restock groceries in the house so I head out to the supermarket but had to park my car a few walking distance because the lot was filled up,after much shopping I was heading out when I saw this bodacious looking babe and had to strike a convo.
After much yarn we exchanged numbers and i was pushing my trolley alongside her to get to my car when this dude in a matrix drove pass and her olosho personality switched over and she started doing busy body, me when sabi observe women from afar don already calculate her plans and from that instant I just lost interest and rolled away.
Alas the young man no send her while I was already putting my goods away in the boot of my Mercedes GLC 300,while heading out I saw madam doing leg over to avoid puddles while I intentionally raise my volume up listening to 38 spesh.
The sad thing about the whole thing was the fact I was actually feeling her. The ass was massive and her tits was huge. Oh well, I will just stay off my area girls for a while.
From the way you sound, it sounds to me like you LOST and you are regretting.
RomanceRe: Is This Back Side Real Or Surgically Enhanced(photos) by sekem: 7:41pm On Jul 13, 2022
blaquemyc:
Nowadays, it's hard to differentiate real yansh from fake ones.
My verdict: fake
You will need to be strategic to give this one a doggy.
If you cannot differentiate real ass from surgically enhanced ass, it then means that you are not worthy to be called a Real African man.
PoliticsRe: AAC And NNPP Yet To Upload Candidates' Names 3 Days To Deadline by sekem: 7:28pm On Jul 13, 2022
They know that they are not serious.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Politicians Use Public Money As Their Private Piggy Bank: Kemi Badenoch by sekem: 6:25pm On Jul 13, 2022
That's why ASUU has been on strike because the public funds that would have been used to build a solid educational system has been converted to private funds.
PoliticsRe: ASUU Strike: Money Spent On Politics Can Meet Lecturers’ Demands – Shehu Sani by sekem: 6:02pm On Jul 13, 2022
This claim should be fact checked.
SportsRe: Payne Sisters Delighted To Make History With Super Falcons At WAFCON 2022 by sekem: 3:06pm On Jul 12, 2022
Jesus!

These two are too ugly. lipsrsealed
SportsRe: Dis ASUU Strike No Dey Touch Una?: Ahmed Musa asks politicians with kids abroad by sekem: 3:04pm On Jul 12, 2022
Wike answer him biko.

The thing no dey touch you abi?
CrimeRe: Ten Nigerian Nationals Arrested In India For Cannabis And Liquor Possession by sekem:
I want to check their names.

But since there are no names to check, let me check their faces just to confirm what I already know.

Faces checked.

Na dem as usual.

Igbo kwenu.
BusinessRe: What Business Can One Start With #10m? by sekem: 2:26pm On Jul 12, 2022
Deprofessional:
Please potential businesses one can start with the above amount.

Not anything online or cryptocurrency or forex.
You can go into solar and inverter business.

At least that is exactly what i am going to do when i lay my hands on Ten million naira.
PoliticsRe: Tonye Princewill Quits APC Over Muslim-Muslim Ticket by sekem: 11:30am On Jul 12, 2022
The only option now left for him is to become obidient.
CelebritiesRe: I Want To Marry A Virgin From Israel- Aguba by sekem: 10:51am On Jul 12, 2022
This man is really a joker true true. grin

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