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Yamiriflathead:
Allahu Akbar
BAT FOR PRESIDENT 2023

God forbid BAT thing.

I pray she is found alive with all her body parts still intact.

You are talking about Chi Chi and then you put up a picture of Chomzy.

What kind of absentmindedness is that?

This babe wey enta Big Brother house come dey waka about anyhow like say na her papa give Big Brother the money to build the house.

I think she lacks proper home training.

Our incoming President has spoken.

Listen to him.

VeryWickedMan:
"Answer ya name ooo!! Answer ya name o. Lalasticlala answer ya name o. One, Two Three!!"

6 months meat don land

I don't think he'll answer you this time around.

You need to try harder.

He prefers snakes.

It is his time to shine.

Obidient forever!!!

Thanks for sharing.

Governor, how market na?

E be like say dem don use Generator noise finish am for where im dey stay?

That's a real sign out.

That's the ultimate signing out.

Congratulations to him.

Obidients I dey see una.

Channah1:
I was discussing with someone recently that due to the inflation, snacking is now competing with main meals these days that you would rather forgo a snack after doing your calculations and use the cost to prepare a meal.

Now, if you just stop by at the corn stand to get corn, you'll be spending almost 500 for something you would normally get at 150 before. And when you calculate how much you would make a decent meal if you add another 200, you'll drop the idea and quickly go prepare a meal that will fill you cos the snack won't.

So this leaves me wondering and worried that can't one snack again in this era or what exactly is going on?
Even with an earning of 100k, you dare not snack constantly like that for two weeks otherwise account go red before month end. Na wa o.

So if you're now earning below 100k, snacks will be a luxury or what?
The other day, I sent my niece to withdraw 5k for me. Baby girl was as usual expecting something but I just bone. Omor, by the next day, money remain 2k. I was now wondering what I did with 3k overnight. The next day, 2k zap, purse don empty. I felt like crying. Instant heartache hit me. If not for my Bible app that kept reminding me, "be content, be content " I bin don dey one reason life somehow o. Kai!


The other time, I wan try myself. So I went to domino pizza say wetin, my own no worse. Right on the queue, I asked the girl, how much is the smallest size of pizza, she'said 3500 or so. Immediately I begin sweat cos I didn't know how to leave the line. Kai!
I said today na today. 3500 just for the smallest size that I'll stuff in my mouth in one swoop. I started shaking ( no jokes).

When it was time to pay, I faked a transfer and when they said they didn't see it, I just used style collect the smallest citrus burst drink 400 and use the opportunity to get out of the queue, did as if I was coming back and left the place in a hurry. Omor see relief but that wasn't fair on me that I couldn't afford myself a pizza.

Now I'm learning how to make pizza online so I can treat myself to one on one of these weekends.

Please, those earning 100k, una still dey snack so?

What I liked most about this your story is your smartness.

Some other people might have resorted to begging.

Nothing resembles Sapa in that dish I'm seeing.

These evil globalists really want their PLANdemics to continue.

Unfortunately for them, the rest of the world no longer gives a damn.

leonidas93:
Lol GNLD that year .. my eyes see something for Gbagada industrial estate after I was invited for a job interview. yeye people
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Hmmm... how come your own HP 840 come get type C port?

The way Tinubu will be laughing now eh in hindsight after seeing how stupid his actions were...

Who takes over the kitchen services wins the game at the end of the day

I'm getting ready to see a new set of ndi ashawo on a national display

CSTRR:
And the sad thing is that they are suffering it.
If the tribalism thing will put food on their table, make things cheaper for them, and good healthcare, I will even understand.
Atleast, they are gaining from it.

But they are not gaining anything except bragging that my tribe-man is president, while the president is helping his own family to loot.

I can't understand how people think.

It will not and can never put food on their table but tribalism and religious politics brings along with it some form of baseless hope for such persons who cannot see beyond their nose.

The North has been in power for ages but the ordinary Northerner is not doing much better financially or educationally than the ordinary Southerner.

But watch as these same Northerners will still give bloc votes to their fellow Northerner because he is their brother, so to speak, even though they don't gain anything significant at the end of the day.

No wonder he had to fill the spaces created by the absense of those who didn't feel like showing their support to his candidacy with fake Bishops.

What a shame.

iykbethany:
With this high cost of living, how do people survive on 30k per month salary in Nigeria �?

I mean from this meagre salary, you pay for your transportation to and from work, rent, utilities, medicals, food etc

Loans.

Loans have been saving a lot of people.

CSTRR:
Tinubu is worth billions of Dollars just for being a governor of a state.

Along with atiku, they both own Private jets.

Atiku himself was a custom Officer that became a VP, and now own a private University and various companies.

Even a blind man can see that these two people will loot Nigeria blind.

And yet, some people that can barely feed will still vote for them.

Terrible.

Tribalism and religious politics is too strong in the country.

That's why.

Bomboiy:
One thing I am grateful for is that Atiku didn't pick Wike,Okowa will not even deliver Delta state.

Okowa will not even deliver his own local government.

Nobody wants to chop agbado and cassava forever.

God1000:
Some of our young ladies can be really desperate

Really desperate.

Why they do so is so confusing to me, at times.

What a shame!

duketerry22:
You either leave her or she leaves you, when a mother gets involved trust me it always goes south n this is me speaking from experience. My ex left me based on the nigga get money not knowing the dude was faking it all. Marriage happened ogbeni took her to single room apartment no longer 5 bedroom. Bottom line she divorced him n wants me back but who be mumu. I OBIdiently declined

I thank God for the obidient spirit in you.

victooman:
Good day nairalanders,,
l met a beautiful and excellent girl during my Nysc, honestly she is everything l need in a woman,
We finish our service last year and started life in Abuja, she live with her sister and doing her own business while l live alone in the same town,, The problem now is that this girl mother is already pressurizing her for marriage,, she is 27 yrs and the mother is already making her looks like she is too old for marriage,, yesterday she came to my house looking all moody and worried,, when l enquired she told me her mom is asking her when the man she is dating will come home for introduction,, l took my time to explain things to her,we can't go into any marriage without been financially stable,l have a business l am running and l am looking at stability of that business in 3-4yrs time,,l told her l wont give you any specific date on when to come see her people ,,but l assured her if she stick with me God knows l wont think of any other woman during marriage,,, she told me her plan is to get married at 25yrs and l told her things dont always work out the way we plan them,, honestly l dont want to lose this girl and l also dont want to rush anything,, what do l do nairalanders...

Her mother is pressurizing her.

She is pressurizing you.

You better go and look for someone else to pressurize before they pressurize you to your early grave.

Ndi pressure.

Golan007:
Sekem, sekem, sekem, sekem.

Why are you calling me like that?

What did I do to you?

mecuries:
The last time I saw a politician this desperate was Buhari....we all know how that turned out

Buhari was never desperate.

People gravitated towards him as a default option because People felt that he will deliver the much needed change after Jonathan has been adjudged clueless.

Tinubu's desperation is on a different scale.

From the look of things, if only it is possible, Tinubu would not even mind to hire foreigners from other Black African countries to vote for him so far as he will win.

Tufiakwa.

Desperate people do the worst.

Newton2024:
Any christian surporting Tinubu is cursed.

His wife is supporting him.