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This nigga should just stop complaining and become obidient.

I believe he can make a lot of amends and redeem his face with the people of the South East once he becomes obidient.

dryakson:
I mistakely stepped on a fetish thing with ₦10, 12 peppers, colanut and a mini clay pot while on my way to the mosque at about 5:15am.
The listed items were carefully arranged on the ₦10 note before stepping on it. What could that be?
NOTE: It's in the north, and a Muslim dominated place.
So, I threw the cola and the mini clay pot away and burt the ₦10.
Am I in trouble?

Your destiny is gone.

As you stepped into that juju, you have stepped in and carried the whole wahala of the person who did the juju on your head.

As your burned the fetish thing, watch and see how your entire life will start burning up and down.

In short, you are finished.

Hahaha.

Abeg no mind me o, na play I dey play o.

Clash01:
This one doesn't need advice. Na thread dey hungry am to open.

True.

I think he's just jonsing and catching cruise here.

After eating agbado and cassava, they will come to the public to mess themselves up.

Gradually gradually, everybody will become obidient.

I think that can only be done abroad.

It's a very nice business.

wearsandtrends1:
The day i met Rose(name changed to protect identity) at my office, in a new team. She looked like something that fell out of the sky. I had a small crush on her from that very day but only came to discover that she was married a year ago with a girl child born about two months back. We became friends overtime and I would take her out for tea most of the days. We used to have some funny fights and I never miss a chance to touch her body especially thighs and cheeks whenever I get a chance.

One fine day she looked very sad and came to know her daughter was sick and husband out of town regarding work. So afterwork I accompanied her to hospital for her daughter and came back to my home which was nearby. Her daughter was asleep due to medications we laid her to sleep in a bed and went to get refreshed. She was looking tired and sat besides me and leaned on to my shoulder

I suddenly got exited and put my hands on her shoulder patting her and slowly moed my hands towards her back. My excitement grew longer and I grabbed face and forced a kiss on her lips. She was shocked and withdrew immediately but I grabbed her again and kissed all over lip face and neck but she said “no please stop. I’m married”

I stopped and after a few seconds I asked”so what who’s going to know”

She looked into my eyes, our eyes looked into each for few seconds suddenly she grabbed me and kissed we kissed for a minute then I put my hands inside her pink salwar took hold of her boobs

I pulled out one of her boobs and kissed and caressed it I began suckling and realized she was lactating and suckled some more “ah ahhhhmm mm”

I undressed her salwar and now she was in bra and panties...

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Nollywood script.

Well done.

willi926:
I don't need to prove anything to you.

Before nko?

Trying to prove anything to me will be a complete waste of your precious time.

Wow!

I can't wait to see the next group of ashawos that will be unleashed into our consciousness by the Satanic BBNaija show.

Fiendy:
Hello everyone,

Am so baffled, am online to share this,,

The intelligence report that I got from a reliable source with proof clearly shows that my own blood sister is chatting secretly with criminals to extort my money under false pretense..

Please what should I do, I need an advice please

Just play along but never send the money to them.

It should be fun.

Alphamale101:
Oga trace the mf carry police or army or civil defense or vigilante or touth or cultist anyone that is convenient for you. Then use a girls to lure the murafuker to you the rest they say is history

So what if the mf is a police, or army or civil defense or vigilante or tout or cultist?

What do you think will happen next?

VeryWickedMan:
You guys are already running out of recipes as I predicted

The other day was abacha
E remain Akara & puff puff

No e remain agbado and cassava.

Verifiedtrader:
You should have attached pictures.
Please guys check my siggy and patronise me.

Oga, wetin you wan use dick pictures do?

Is your baptismal name GAYbriel?

Viscuz:
News source: Agbado urchins community (AUC)

This cassava the guy in your photo is consuming must be one of its kind.

Something tells me it was imported directly from Chicago.

willi926:
My younger sister aged 19 years is the baby of the house( last born). She never know wetin life dey talk, we still dey pamper her. So it just happens that she fell for the wrong guy almost her age mate(20). When the guy was coming for her, I would see both of them outside our gate, and would always ask her who be this guy wey dey visit u sef, him no get work?. She will just reply he is just a friend. I started noticing the closeness was becoming something else wen the guy don dey get mind to enter our compound. I personally called my sis and told her I don't like the guy, that from the look of things the guy just want to have his way and move on, that she shouldn't give into any of his sexual advances, they should just be friends. Called the guy separately as guy man and asked him wat he wants from her, he said nothing oo, just friends. I told him it should be sooo. After some few weeks ago, I started noticing she have been quiet and reserved, her fair face, pale and red. The calls she always make and recieve don reduce drastically, I already know the signs, she was heart broken.
Na so I called her yesterday night, told her God blessed me with small money, that she should join me to an eatery around our area,( I just did it to bring her out of the house and ask her few thing). When we got to the eatery I saw she been lively again, we ordered what we wanted, I begin ask her questions, she opened up and told me the guy said he is no longer interested, that he has seen another person he truly wants, that she should no longer call him, neither will he pick her calls. I asked her if they had sex and she answered yes and apologised. So I adviced her not to ever call him again, that he will be the one to call wen he is sex starved, immediately I finished the statement the guys call entered, it rang for 2 times, I told her to pick the third call and put it on speakout, the guy just dey, dey propose love, dey talk how he missed my sis, asking of her were about, after two, that he couldn't sleep. I laughed cos the plans I have for that guy is not of good..

Nollywood script.

Well done.

hamouston91:
Leave him. He doesn't know that he is making Tinubu great. If Tinubu is 87 and has such vigour, then he is a model to all the leaders in the world!

Which vigour are you talking about?

Okay, I see... the vigourously shaking hands of his.

Prettygirl200:
Lol u are just knowing that? so u thought urine do come out from the vagina?? Haaaaa lol u are indeed a baby.

I dey tell you.

Maybe, I was just comparing it to that of men.

chiamalinda:
Is the ASUU strike necessary?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohYnvGo0t0o

Emerging facts are now beginning to show that the ASUU strike is completely unnecessary.

Wow!

He killed his brother over pussy.

That pussy must be tasting so good.

I saw that same comment on twitter before Mynd posted it on nairaland.

I think Mynd was engaging is some form of plagiarism.

This NEFERTITI must be made a minister in Peter Obi's incoming government.

The babe is just too much.

Ezendimmuo:
I feel like hurting my ex
I wanna hurt her so bad
I wanna hurt her for everything she made me go through while we were together...
She's older than me by a year...
She's 26 and I am 25..
She's in her final year...
I noticed she found it difficult talking about how many people she has been with...
I noticed she was always on calls even when I was present demanding things from guys..even when I gave her everything I had
I had to go through her phone..
She was flirting with other guys... denying she had a boyfriend...
I also there was this married guy she was always going to see then...
Whenever I objected...
She'd turn it into a huge fight..
I'd just have to finally let her go see him...
I found out that she has been fucking him and even had an abortion for him 3 times(according to the chat she had with the guy)
This is someone that refuses my own advances because she is either tired or has headache o..
I went through her browser and also saw she has been researching about abortions as well
She was complaining about serious stomach pain saying it's ulcer..it all started making sense
When I confronted her..
She wasn't sorry...
She was angry I went through her phone...
The next morning....
She came and apologized..
I stupidly accepted her back...
There is a particular guy I always see around her in her lodge..
I became suspicious and confided in people I trust in her lodge...
One told me she was always sleeping over in the guys room..
The other stupid person I told when to tell her about it and she got angry??
Do you blame me??
She came into my life and made me insecure...
I was having high bp anytime she doesn't pick her calls (most times, she will tell me she was with "a friend"
I just had to end it all...
For my mental health..
I still love her... that's the annoying part...
I stalk her status...
Today...she posted a picture with a tag "I need a hug"...
That's how cheap she can get...
I hate her for making me love her!!!!
I know I'll get over her soon sha

Guys..
Don't ever let any lady take you for granted...
You are the prize!!

After going through your book of lamentations, all I can say to you is SORRY.

It's so sad that you have to go through all that before you finally accepted to take the Red Pill.

May the spirit of Red Pill be with you and guide you appropriately in your next tryst with the next woman in your life.

He will still fail again come 2023.

#EscoBAT

He hand will soon be full of shit.

I don't blame him at all.

He knows that all the cost of the wedding is on his head.

So man gats to survive.

Normalguyy:
I don’t know what else and no one should blame me I have tried all legit works and what this government is doing is putting an end to all of it with some stupid policies shit … Guy, I’ve done so may legit work even tech self mobile development I no still see job…Feeding has not been easy , omo my eyes don see..I’m 25 so don’t think I’m a kid ..I’m thinking of starting next week if there’s anyone that can teach me here I will appreciate…I will be so grateful.. please help my life I can’t continue like this… I have nothing to show other than my family …. No babe no friend
Please help me God will bless your hustle

You think fraud will be easier?

Okay... continue.

Single life as a nigga is so addictive.

When you hear married men complaining about their wives and their expenses, you just can't help it but laugh at them inside.

Sexplaystore2:
1.Urethra (or urethral opening)- This is the opening where urine comes out from.

2.Vaginal opening- The vaginal opening is where babies are birthed from (asides Ceasarian Section). Menstrual blood flows out of the vagina. Penis, intimacy gadgets, fingers, tampons are also inserted here.

3. The Anus- This is where faeces exits the body. For people who are open to anal sexual play, penetration also happens here.

I just learnt something now.

So vagina is not used for urinating?

Wow!

Jeon:
Beautiful Opheodrys is a non-venomous..
Lolz..
he/she is quick to run away from you, immediately you make an eye contact.. Very funny snake.

Lalasticala

I dey fear all snakes.

Nothing like non poisonous snake for me.

This one pass me abeg