₦airaland Forum

NextD18:
You saw Ederson's stupidity, didn't you?

Man United ahead.

NextD18:
You must be his alternate.

Check my profile.

TestingNV:
Isn't there something that can be done about this guy that is constituting nuisance all over the place? Check all his posts, na so so begging all over the place @ mynd44 Dominique

Don't think that way fam. The guy need the funds. He uploaded his credentials as a proof.



We will support him. I will also urge you to support him. He wrote #500 and #1000. That's a penny. Try to help others too.

During the days of Late Gen Sanni Abacha, his Looter-in-chief Alhaji Atiku Abubakar Bagudu connived with Mr Ismaila Gwazo the then National security advicer to Abacha government and Mohammed Abacha and Mohammed Sada who was Abacha's son best friend to syphoned that money through a fake floated company in U.S. With the support of Zakari Biu, Col Frank Omenka and Maj Al-Mustapha, the looting of the highest order in the history of Nigeria was committed.



Today Atiku Bagudu is a Governor of Kebbi state. He's sitting fat to receive this stolen fund and he also got support from the Government of Muhammadu Buhari but the American who are wiser blocked this transaction.



I hail the American for this. Say no to corruption.

AlhajiImam:
You see why hypocrisy is not good. Just because our Governor for political reasons acted to show goodwill to her, everyone now want to give her money.


The prophet Mohammed PBUH condemns hypocrisy. It's not the way of believers who want to go to heaven

Alhaji Imam, send your account number. Let me do a hypocrite to you.

okpalaAnambra:
Lagos state...if Funsho Williams comes to mind, then you go don know the governor already

Na Fayose Dem dey talk. He murdered Ayo Daramola

hisexcellency34:
But Obaseki is not Ambode and Edo is not Lagos

Make you not go anywhere just dey wait there make I tell you something.........in Fela's voice

wristbangle:
The Tommy of that man in blue tux jacket is so big that the cloth he wore is frustrated to be on his body.

Congrats to Willie. He should bring that knife knight title to Obalende so we can celebrate him.

Contact me via my signature for pre-wedding, wedding, birthday and other event photo shoots.

U just wan kill me with laugh.



That man is the Chairman of Pregnant Men Association of Nigeria (PMAN) in his local government

ufondunenye:
Ayam not understanding,
Does it mean that Hope Uzodmma is now the governor of Imo State?

No he's the former governor of Anambra state.

Hisxellency:
Father Mbaka.. You saw it coming

Imo state Amaka!

Imo state Nnena ni

Officialgarri:
If any party doesn't agree with the figures, they are liberty to head to court.

Well, now it seems Imo state PDP just did what they did in 2015 presidential election but Hope Uzodinma didn't slack.

Well, I hope Ihedioha can rebuild all Okorocha's statuses that he demolished before he vacates that seat.

Which court again after Supreme Court?



You mean they should go to the magistrate court in Austin, Texas or they go to the Lords court in Northampton, UK.



This country is gradually turning to a Fuji house of commotion.

soobaba:
Hi guys,
So I'll be very direct and summarize this as possible. But please bear with me if I get carried away...

I've been been dating my girlfriend for a year now and we are very serious and I'm even considering proposing to her, but we are not based in the same town.

So I called her with another number last night, she couldn't recognize my voice cause I sounded different, so I decided to play around cause we gist and make fun of each other a lot. So I acted like I was someone who got her number and is trying to toast her.

She asked who was speaking and I said Victor, that I got her number when I saw her in the bank, we were on the same queue, so I copied her number from her teller, she laughed and all, so after all the lines I poured out, she was just laughing and flowing along, so I asked if we could see that night, but she said it was late but I had to persuade her, so she agreed that I instead come to her place to see her. "This is someone she hasn't met before and she agreed for him to come see her at her place, in the night for that matter".

So I asked for her address and she gave out her real address, asked if she has a boyfriend and she said yes but we ain't in the same town.
I got upset and had to open up and ask why she's cheating on her guy? At this point she was mute and ended the call. I called back but she didn't answer anymore.

So I just dropped a message on WhatsApp that I was disappointed.

Her reply was devastating: she wrote;
"keep your disappointment in your pocket.
Don't even get me more angry.
Just do yourself a favor by not ever mentioning me in your mouth again.
Remove everything that has to do with me in your phone and life.
Rubbish.
No be only disappointment.
Grow up.
Comot for my front make I see road jor..."

I haven't replied her yet, don't even know what to say to her right now, thought about calling her but my brother told me not to, that I should just free her. Please guys what should I do?

Moderator please help me move this to front page...

To my own knowledge, you sound stupid to do a distance relationship with girls of nowadays. At that moment you called her, she needed a man around her. I'm very sure that the last time you set your eye on her will be some 2 to 3 months ago. Now she got to feel that she will be in company of a stronger hands but you ended up to be fake.


If it's possible for you ehnnn, don't just bother to fight her. Do yourself a favor by moving closer. Make sure you are always around her if you really want to marry her. Women need attention.

You are lucky Sha. Abi make I say God give you that sense that night. For the woman to tell you she have a boyfriend means she's loyal. So advice yourself bring her closer or loss her to distance.

Cantonese:
No be as you come this life the Oba come too? So he must not enjoy his life in this modern age because his fore fathers followed certan cultures abi?

You for kuku say make Oba no use mobile phone or no watch tv or he should drop his sun glasses make sun wound am or he should abandon his customised rolls royce. Who doea not want to see his children face to face?

Bros abeg sorry for yourself na.

You are just too funny

Safaxano:
My neighbor has an undeveloped plot and I’ve had to kill over 20 of this same type of snakes, cos they keep crawling into my compound.

I decided to take a good pix of the one I killed the other night, maybe someone will help identify if it’s poisonous.

NB. I’ve just paid to clear the plot.

Your neighbor planted marijuana in his plot of land. This kind of snake are only friendly with marijuana location. Na Agbaadu Dem dey call am for my ikale tribe. The English name is black mamba. The love weed( igbo) so so much.

Lol

K

Thank you Seun

Reliable and trustworthy.

RHO65:
The NDLEA IS YET TO BE OUT,PLS DISREGARD.JUST GOGGLE NDLEA.GOV.NG

You are the earthly THOMAS

Princely88:
luvlyoracle Send me a msg on whatsapp so i can forward you the one i have.

Your whatsapp number please ��

ok

femi4:
Am disappointed

You have the brain but the sense didn't work. I'm not Am.

densiks:
Funny people trying to bring Christianity into disrepute.

How was it arranged for clear picture shots to be taken while the ‘satanic’ snake was to be ‘trampled upon’ by the fellow on black T shirt?

Unfortunately they’ll fail in their desperate attempt at self glory and aggrandizement through their nefarious schemes.

I am encouraged by these words spoken by Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ ...thou art Peter,upon this rock I will build my church and the gates of hell shall not prevail.

You think with your ass. How did the snake got into the church? Where did it passed through? Before the snake got to the altar, did the ushers not noticed it? Why on earth is will the snake not bite all the congregation and crept to the man of God who stood on that clean and open altar........



If you don't answer these questions, this miracle is none but a Bollywood film series.

NwaAmaikpe:




I commend EFCC for swiftly getting involved with this just hours after it broke in the spirit of Espirit De Corps.
I also admire their determination to carry out a thorough full body scan on him because not only Air Peace is the subject of their investigation, but his other NGOs too.

However, what I don't admire is their lack of interest in other very obvious cases; like the one in Government House, Kano and the one at Bourdillon Drive, Lagos.

The bigger picture is getting clearer considering them talking about a bank that has always been on their radar.

I stand with Allen Onyema.
Those who are waiting for him to resign so that the Airline will be at the mercy of the Board of Directors mostly made of up their brothers will wait in vain.

NwaAmaikpe stands with AirPeace
My prayers go out to Fidelity Bank and may God continually keep and protect the great industrious maverick; Jim Ovia.

We shall prevail.

The handwriting has never been clearer.
The affliction of Savannah Bank and Slok Airlines shall not rise again.
It is not a crime to be first amongst unequals.

I like the fact that you support Mr Allen Onyeama. I also support the fact that he owns a private airline that improve Nigeria as a country. But the allegations against him are high and I'm not sure if he will get victory.

U.S are of the notion that he want to use money meant for a charity organization to purchase an aeroplane. Although he maybe the owner of the NGOs but using the name of such organization to purchase private property is illegal. That's why they held him for fraud. If you reason with me too, you will noticed that Mr Allen front the NGO company as a beneficiary to wherever he got the amount of money from. I don't know what kinda business he does before, but I still feel that Mr Allen money is part of our yams which was stolen during Mr Jonathan administration.

Kingsley Kuku is his best friend. Let KUku account for the over #60b excess amnesty funds that he got from GEJ tenure.

I stand with Mr Allen as a Nigeria, I also stand with U.S. to help get our yams back.

Larryfest:
Person wey win this bid now weytin him go use dis gum do now

My brother. Na wetin I wan write be this.

FrLukas:
Why are you distoping them na?

Distoping??




Buhari must hear this.

This is a good achievement. If these projects continues in Nigeria, Nigeria will be a great Nation

KingAzubuike:
Wrong... They are usually the oloso type and won't hesitate to come to your house if you have the money..

You get am. When I think say Tinuke na virgin after wey she give me her number. My sister, na when i enter her tow-tow wey be small market I know say d place na big market.