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london eye and then to la pont de la tour in shad thames

am baffled, can anyone make sense out of this post ?

thank you sir

sesman:
count me in peeps, apparently this summer's will be hotter than last years

how many times do i have to post this, abeg count me in naw, thanks

Thanks to Aisha for her update, much appreciated  

or perhaps the newspaper are just making up stories so they could sell more papers?

The media also have a responsibility to print true and accurate stories and not put the nation into turmoil by printing false stories,

yeah right, they will be bringing him on a wheelchair tied to a life support machine,  

It seems like these politicians have all lost their marbles. A President missing for months due to illness should firstl have a televised address the citizen of his country informing them of his return, this people are taking the bloody liberty,

or is it the newspaper making up false stories, if they are, they should be investigated by the press complaints authority for making up false stories and should be fined or punish accordingly.

a@ OP good write up.

All what you wrote makes a lot of sense to people who are not committed to the progression of Nigeria, what the elites are only interested in is siphoning money into their bank account by any means possible, so by creating unneccessary bureaucratic ministires or departments will give them the chance to keep looting.

I think we need a radical overhaul of the system but no ones has the gut to do this, very sad indeed.

count me in peeps, apparently this summer's will be hotter than last years

I think the main point in defence of this man's case is the 11 year old daughter that he has in this country. Article 9 of the UN Convention on childrens rights states that "children should not be separated from their parents unless it is for their own good." Onwubiko has behaved badly and through driving dangerously m,ay have put others at risk but this does not justify a separation from his 11 year old daughter.

why did the british government allow the man to compete for great britain if his status to the uk wasn't confirmed, this all double standard if you ask me,  

liksy:
Who Caused the breakup?,how long was the breakup b4 she moved on. If it was long u wouldnt blame her .Think if u still luv her, u could still try your luck, try winning her back. May be she could change her mind. If she doesnt then move on with your lyf. Take it that u guys are not ment to be.

what

I was elated, she was the source of my persistent annoyance. need i say more, she was the bane of my life,

according to your post, i will call her a LovePeddler and you, her love-vendor, simples no offence though

Dump her LovePeddler cheating ass and move on with your life, she is not worth it, a cheater will always be a cheater.

Ebonyeyes:
I wonder about the sanity of some posters.

Yes he is unequivocally got a screw loose, another attention seeking buffon

Fab!!!

dont really know you, but Happy Birthday!   and eat lots of cake  

chrisrock:
when i put my hands inside it,it goes in that why am curios because i taught it always closed until one penetrates,but giving it a second taught my mind says if it is closed then how do they urinate?

it is closed, dont worry sir, virgins urinate from their mouth untill they are disvirgined, thats why, so nothing to worry about, she is still a virgin

which kain naija man be that, Naija man will generally jump at that kind of opportunity, no emotional attachment, no commitment, if that happened to me when i was single, i will be making an offering in church at the next sunday service,

chrisrock:
@Benny gee i dot have a female sibling,@Missy B am not fresh but this is my first time dating a Virgin am used to dating ready made so i don't know how Virgins looks like.

they are usually locked with a key, like a padlock, if thats not the case then she aint a virgin, she is lying to you

yeah you're right, it is disgusting, tell her to get her own, what next, she will be asking to clean her bottom, after doing a number 2

Rowlins:
@ujujoan-thax. @ayettymama- why not? I am desperate and want to know how intimacy tastes like

ol boy this is probably when you are going wrong o, intimacy no get taste o, you need to use your john thomas, not your mouth, you get me

parislomo:
Now that is very easy. All you need do is break a coconut on your head. If the coconut cracks, she is a virgin. If your head cracks, then she is not a virgin!!

hisses in spanish

best advice so far, I think OP should try this out, i ve tried it and it works, my head is still in good order which means she is a sexy virgin

Corrupt

give her a tickle, that would make her laugh

can i have a bloody mary please bartender,

I could do with a drink

what's this doing on the front page, i couldn't give a monkeys, they are more important issues to put on the front page than the David Beckham injury,

and there was me thinking i will be able to get away from his bloody injury on nairaland, since all the bleeding major newspapers in the uk have made this their back page sport headlines,

i knew it was over when i told her it was over.

whitelexi:
Thats usually the result of a girl who started sleeping-with men before her hormones started functioning, thereby causing a chemical imbalance in the system that the hormones then attempted fixing by releasing too much of the wrong hormone. . . It usually ends up with either no yansh and massive kegs, or no kegs but massive yansh

whitelexi:
Even u wey be oyinbo, wey suppose close ya mouth cos una own yansh na for side belle, still dey talk??

Oyinbo resemble wetin God mould finish come use flat pan slap the yansh

that's gotta be the funniest post today so far, , lexi you don kill me o


@poster, your observation is indeed correct, but i have to say though, some girls do have both, but sometimes you go see girls with big bazooka but their yansh is as flat as a frying pan, as lexi correctly pointed out,

To be honest wiht you mate, being friends with your slutty ex is not a good idea, a leopard never changes its spot,
the reasons you get hurt when you learn she has been sleeping around might be because you still have feelings for her.

My advice would be to keep your distance and move on with your life,