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I dont have anything to say but I must commend the 'swift' action of the firefighter for their service

Fortuna2:
Continue giving flimsy reasons, you're gradually reducing your life span if you don't know.

It has been assigned to man to die, to die at once. The time, cause of the d day is not known. Why spend 100year in a boring place rather than make your 30 or 4o worth it?

Well, I'm not preaching that to you but you won't understand until you are in it.

monaPhilz:
Ok. But Arizona na a must.

Az Nah must bro!


Roll another blunt, yeah (ooh ooh ooh)
La la da da da da, la da da
La da da da, la da da da, la da da da
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La da da da da da da
I was gonna go to class before I got high (come on, y'all)
(Check it out)
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (no, you wasn't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La da da da da da
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
(I'm serious, man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic, and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La da da da da da
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy, too, but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why (turn this shit off)
Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high (keep going)
Because I got high (ey, do that over again)
Because I got high (come on, man, come on)
La da da da da da
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high (say what, say what, say what, say what)
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La da da da da da
I'ma stop singing this song because I'm high (present tense, baby, oh)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high (bring it back, bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy I'll know why (why, man?')
'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high (are you really high though, man?)
La da da da da da
La da da da da da, la da da da
He really is high, man
Shoop shooby doo wop
Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wah

I was gonna read this news before i got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy, too, but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why (turn this shit off)



That's a verse from the song before i get high by afroman.

My version?

I was gonna fall in love before i get high
I was gonna love that bitch before i get high
Now I'm reading ubanja and you why

Because i get high, before i get high.

I just want to make money, make love (Bleep) and make heaven!

08135467588

A good development from the state govt and body responsible for this amazing decision. Sec school teAcher is something else in Nigeria, from my hometown perspective.

I wish I had my way, most of the secondary school teachers here won't only be sacked but they would have to spend a very long time in jail.

am4truth:
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This does not make sense. Pls grow up. Ever annoying prayer my foot. If your God is dead, my God, the Almighty, the Most High is still in the business of answering prayers.

I'm not saying God is dead, as a matter of fact, I do believe in our Lord Jesus Christ. But, churches in my environment have bastardized the whole thing.

You need to visit those village churches to understand what I'm talking about

#prayforitaly not because they are facing a hard time than we are, but for the fact that despite their preparedness and level of advancement, they couldn't not manage covid 19 efficiently and they keep chasing the country of the origin of the virus with their poor result in mortality rate viz a viz recovered corona victim.


And this? O, Africa! Thank God this wasn't in my village. By now, church, shrine, mosque, and other religious institution won't just stop their ever-annoying prayer and almost senseless and tasteless song....

Gandollar, remember how transient is power. I haven't seen any reason why Sanusi was dethroned.


You shouldn't forget karma is a female dog

I guess the guy should deploy the power of social media to say the ultimate truth convincingly to the general public.


The fed govt might be saying the truth but there is possibility that the guy is just suffering for no particular course from him.
The allegation against the guys might be nothing but lies.

Whichever way.

I need a job

Pub admi(second class) 2018

Not that the money was spent on futility though, it's just money exchanging hands. Some few millionaires are turned to billionaire and some billionaires net worth shrink. Some few people are cashing out on this, that's what led me to the question that this could be the hard work of a particular set of people, either as a biological weapon or as business tool. Whichever way, people are kpeffing.

So the money part? It's a good thing, wealth distribution, if there is anything like that.


In short, all money nah money, nah the reason yahoo dey. Man no dey reason the integrity wet dey behind money like before again. Mate of your younger brother go dey spend, you go dey there dey holy. You dey Bleep for backyard if you no wan deceive yourself, you go comport made on say, nah the same hell una still dey go after life.

If I no do yahoo, I still no go make heaven, says every yahoo boy that believes in such. So my brothers, there are other way to make money online, blogging dey there and I'm here still looking for my passion that requires zero capital but nah, find i still dey find sha.

Covid-19, abeg we no need you here, we are still battling with worst epidemic on earth; bad leaders and uniformed followers. Bro coro, go into the deep sea of the past.


On this note, I need a job!

BSc, public admin. Second class lower
Ondo state(ready to travel anywhere, motivation is associated with remuneration)
Marital status: single

It's been five months home after nysc, abeg don't let me be useless against my wish.
Thanks and God bless you!

Your clickbait shit is topnotch, that's why I would report your channel for wasting my hard-earned MB.






































Na joke I dey o

I don't really blame those that send their girlfriend. To school with the hope of marrying them when they graduate because most of them believe they are in real relationship and love from the partner is greater than the insane one they had for them. To do fellas they can't never betrayed their girlfriend for no reason, not even all the luxury on earth, first love too dey make man mumu. That's why I advocate for you to dump your first love after some time. Those fellas would see it's imperative for their children to have at least, a graduate mom. Since most are illiterate and poor, they tend to focus on sending their "wife" to school and then boom, the real test of love come in form of an intelligent and handsome fine man, rich man, lesbian friend and others assorted enemy against just my poor friend....


What do you think about the end of the day? Mostly the intelligent get proposed to and twice propose to the intelligent and beautiful ones. What do you think? Las has oma mu omi oju dani. You would have to take you L if you are conscious early enough but this my brother, his life didn't not go the way he planned it.


I SORRY FOR YOU. Tao, what do you think o


Read unbanja redpill, whitepill even millipede, just read anything by unbanja but they won't listen. Rushing into relatiaohip like buhari followers now see your life.


But sister, at least you should break up with him officially first. Which one do you want him to think? Is the breaks up or the fact that it's a permanent break up or try fact that you getting married. Each and every one of these can kill a man not to talk of the wagon this lady brought the depression with in this buhari era. She should be charge for murder not high not lower, and she should be met to face the full wrath of law.

In short me, my family and friends and you too won't fall in love that will kill us. And those that understand and want shall break up with their first love because it's dangerous to most.


Lukumoni

Hu

laughitall:
continue mr lukumon bro

Okay bro. How is this fal going Nah?

laughitall:
who's ur bro??

I wasn't talking about you. Anyone can be bro a faceless forum you know that. So bro, how are you?

When nobody was around
When I was down
While I was drown
In my own pain and sorrow
When everything was shallow

You stood there in my right hand consoling me
Giving me the motivation to see a better me
To believe in myself.. Thanks for everything my love, AZ

They are actually two. I met her younger sister some years back and it has been a journey of great memories. I don't know how to explain how she was my everything until I met her elder sister late last year, but trust my girlfriend she, didn't flinch and her sister also was good with the whole thing.

So, sex now is always party and I do have the capacity too that's all I was thinking until someone introduced their elder sister to me. And I was like Nah, I'm not ready for this, I really treasure my sanity. To sister Colorado, I no do, I'm good with AZ and her sister, thank you.


So today, we gonna have another Group Intimacy and I'm very sure it will be awesome.

It would only work if sim card registration and sale is limited to the mobile network head office alone, but with the proliferation of distributor in market place, and sometime church we sure going to be having more sim card without giving any reason. Btw, first three months glo yakata bonus is a valid reason to get a new glo sim card every three months.


Registered sim cards are still sold in some parts of the country.



All of this to defend the daughter of a dictator? Abeg Nah, God pick my call I want to come for naija ASAP.

laughitall:
arrange ur moniker well first ^setAWONlukuman^

So you can change edit your monika here on nairaland? Bro seun is too rigid

laughitall:
and u are very popular in and out here ... use ur popularity get work ... what's the essence of being popular with no job ... popular jingo

Is it a bad thing to make oneself happy by some imaginary fame? Well, I'm not even popular in our house

laughitall:
oh u no get work .. no wonder u get time to fit figure this kind thing out

Do you want to come here and be casting me no? You get job for me?

laughitall:
is that your own problem Mr lukumon

One of the smallest that can I think we can come together to solve. Abi you get work for me? You know I as I no get job

I'm a popular figure here on nairaland and off nairaland as well (if you think say Nah lie, Nah you Sabi cool


So I discovered we only have a button to only show support of view we are fond of here on nairaland, the "like" bottom. So many time have I liked post that reek of stupidly because I had no other option to show the to the poster that I noticed the emphatic stupidity. The absence of "dislike" bottom has further increase the level stupid post we have here on nairaland. So I think we should all use the almost useless "share" bottom for the purpose of dislike comment since Oga seun won't listen to us.


Set_awon_BALANCIAGA

I'm a popular figure here on nairaland and off nairaland as well (if you think say Nah lie, Nah you Sabi cool


So I discovered we only have a button to only show support of view we are fond of here on nairaland, the "like" bottom. So many time have I liked post that reek of stupidly because I had no other option to show the to the poster that I noticed the emphatic stupidity. The absence of "dislike" bottom has further increase the level stupid post we have here on nairaland. So I think we should all use the almost useless "share" bottom for the purpose of dislike comment since Oga seun won't listen to us.


Set_awon_BALANCIAGA

I'm a popular figure here on nairaland and off nairaland as well (if you think say Nah lie, Nah you Sabi cool


So I discovered we only have a button to only show support of view we are fond of here on nairaland, the "like" bottom. So many time have I liked post that reek of stupidly because I had no other option to show the to the poster that I noticed the emphatic stupidity. The absence of "dislike" bottom has further increase the level stupid post we have here on nairaland. So I think we should all use the almost useless "share" bottom for the purpose of dislike comment since Oga seun won't listen to us.


Set_awon_BALANCIAGA

I'm a popular figure here on nairaland and off nairaland as well (if you think say Nah lie, Nah you Sabi cool


So I discovered we only have a button to only show support of view we are fond of here on nairaland, the "like" bottom. So many time have I liked post that reek of stupidly because I had no other option to show the to the poster that I noticed the emphatic stupidity. The absence of "dislike" bottom has further increase the level stupid post we have here on nairaland. So I think we should all use the almost useless "share" bottom for the purpose of dislike comment since Oga seun won't listen to us.


Set_awon_BALANCIAGA

I'm a popular figure here on nairaland and off nairaland as well (if you think say Nah lie, Nah you Sabi cool


So I discovered we only have a button to only show support of view we are fond of here on nairaland, the "like" bottom. So many time have I liked post that reek of stupidly because I had no other option to show the to the poster that I noticed the emphatic stupidity. The absence of "dislike" bottom has further increase the level stupid post we have here on nairaland. So I think we should all use the almost useless "share" bottom for the purpose of dislike comment since Oga seun won't listen to us.


Set_awon_BALANCIAGA

I'm a popular figure here on nairaland and off nairaland as well (if you think say Nah lie, Nah you Sabi


So I discovered we only have a button to only show support of view we are fond of here on nairaland, the "like" bottom. So many time have I liked post that reek of stupidly because I had no other option to show the to the poster that I noticed the emphatic stupidity. The absence of "dislike" bottom has further increase the level stupid post we have here on nairaland. So I think we should all use the almost useless "share" bottom for the purpose of dislike comment since Oga seun won't listen to us.


Set_awon_BALANCIAGA