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Wht are some of the topics you'll like to post on the science board?

Let's return to the topic, shall we? Thanks!

If they hate us so much, why do they buy our movies? What they hate is our tendency towards crime.
And by the way, the world does not hate the people of USA either. The world hates GW Bush and his friends.

Love doesn't make you stupid. Catalina is only that stupid because the soap opera will end too early if she's not stupid. It has nothing to do with true love or real life; it's just TV producers trying to make money. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Conversion from flv will only reduce the quality with no benefit. Just download an flv player.

Nasty? Nice? Depends on your size.

The message is "want me please"

Sshe is not a mother like other women. She is a politician like other politicians.

If you blame the government, you are blaming nobody. Because government workers come and go.

Welcome!

The ex-boyfriend should go to hell. He's just distracting your aunt. All she needs is a new phone number.

geegee, thanks a million for sharing your experience. Isn't 100% certain that such a baby will be free of HIV?

Too small? Not to me. The way I see it, it's a small fortune waiting to be claimed. Just write something!

For the sample script, here's my suggestion: write a funny scene about an argument between a man and his wife about her best friend who is a man. The man wants to convince her to stop seeing him.

If your wife has any problem, it's your duty to help her through it. Otherwise, what are husbands for?
Just make sure she takes her drugs regularly and try to show her that you still respect her.
As long as she takes her drugs regularly, she will be pretty ok. Modern drugs are usually much better.

As for the issue of bearing children, what do you think adoption agencies are for? Adopt a child, but not now.

The most important thing is that most of these things are triggered by stress:
If she thinks you are planning to leave her, she will only get worse. So you need to be a rock for her.

Up to 1.3 million naira per annum (that is, up to 25,000 naira per episode). So, where's your script?

If I'm not mistaken, the 'new Jeba road' you're boasting about is in the north.
The weather in the north is such that the roads need little maintenance, so they're better.

Yes, potholes are bad, but you shouldn't be behind the wheels if you don't know how to manage them.

Well, as a driver, he should have seen the pothole from a distance, giving him enough time to avoid it. I blame him still.

Bad boys aren't necessarily that bad. What's bad about a man who is generous with his love?

Yar'adua alone cannot monitor all the roads in Nigeria. Yar'adua is not our daddy; he cannot do everything for us.

We have state governments, and we have local governments. We have the minister of transport.

We have individual drivers who are supposed to use their common sense when carrying flammable materials.

Look, let's be reasonable. There's no road in southern Nigeria that doesn't have potholes. Even recently constructed roads have potholes; our weather is partly to blame. In the north, their roads are very perfect because it's dry.

As a driver, you're not supposed to overspeed when you're carrying several tonnes of petrol in your vehicle. And if you're not over-speeding, your vehicle is not going to roll over when you are trying to avoid a pothole. And even if your vehicle rolls over, the petrol it is carrying is not supposed to spill out if the container is well secured.

Drivers are supposed to practice something called "defensive driving", especially those carrying tonnes of petrol!

Leave Obasanjo alone. The tanker driver was obviously over-speeding. Didn't he know that the road had potholes?

Yeah. This one is too obvious. Would the movie even be entertaining?