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So she cheated in him. Big deal, girls do it all the time. Get over it, she'll soon cheat on the new guy too!

In Lagos State, we refer to them as "touts".
In Port Harcourt, they are "militants".
In Abia State, they are called "youths".
In developed countries, they are called "criminals". Pity.

What does the foreign news have to do with whether or not the woman should be jailed?

The bible doesn't refer to her as either a prostitute or demon-possessed woman.

Hmm. Sad.

The main problem is that our legal system is inefficient, otherwise the legal protection is there.

Make him regret it by buying a deep freezer or air conditioner.

On 9/3/07, Fanen Acho - Superbrands <fanen.acho@superbrands.com> wrote:

Dear All

We will appreciate exceptional references. Also help us spread the word. You may forward this mail and attachment to people who will be able to refer good candidates.

Regards

Fanen Acho
Superbrands Nigeria

Career Opportunities at Superbrands Nigeria

Superbrands is the world’s largest and leading independent arbiter of brands and branding. We identify, recognize, celebrate and effectively promote exceptional brands worldwide.

Currently in 78 countries, including the key global markets, we have worked with about 5,000 brands, continuously providing a platform on which they can build on their exceptional performance as leading brands. We provide this platform through invitation-only yearly programmes for brands that emerge the most highly graded by thought leaders in brand management, marketing, media, research, policy and the academia.

We promote these leading brands through a bouquet of products and services which include PR/Media activities, leveraging of the Superbrands Status Seal, Tribute & Knowledge events and the Superbrands book, which is the cornerstone of the programme.

Rapid growth in our Nigerian office has opened up new career opportunities. . Superbrands is now seeking to attract only exceptional, talented and ambitious young professionals to fill the following positions:

1. Manager, Brands & Business

Description

You be responsible for managing the entire sales process – from ‘first brand contact’, through securing participating brands for the year’s programme to working closely with these brands for the duration of the programme. In addition, you will be involved in general business management functions. Top performers will be offered a fast track to senior management responsibility.

Responsibilities

* Planning and execution of yearly marketing and sales programmes
* Provision of strategic advice to partner brands
* Managing relationships with prospective and partner brands
* Sales management and coordination
* General Business Management



The Person

* A good first degree (an MBA or advanced degree will be an advantage)
* At least 3 years experience in IMC, Sales or Brand Management
* Professional proficiency in sales management and Relationship Management
* Working knowledge of brand management
* Professional Proficiency in Strategic Planning and ability to use advanced strategy tools
* Not more than 30 years old

2. Senior Executive, Enterprise Support

You will be responsible for handling the financial and administrative aspects of the business. This will primarily involve financial planning & reporting, human resource management and logistics management. Top performers will be offered a fast track to senior management responsibility.

Responsibilities

* Financial Planning and reporting
* Human Resource Management
* Logistics – managing logistics personnel
* Financial transaction management
* Interface with vendors, suppliers and other third parties



The Person

* A good degree in accounting
* 1-2 years experience in finance/ accounting
* Most be proficient in the use of Peachtree, Microsoft Excel and MS Access
* Adept at financial planning and reporting
* Must have good organisational skills
* Excellent project management skills
* Not more than 30 years old



3. Senior Executive, Corporate Communications

Description

You will be responsible for managing the reputation of the company and manage all editorial activities. You will also manage communications both within Superbrands Nigeria and Superbrands’ global offices. Top performers will be offered a fast track to senior management responsibility.

Responsibilities

* Manage Corporate Communications & Media Relations
* Coordinate editorial team for the Superbrands Nigeria book
* Manage book development process
* Provide editorial support for all



The Person

* A good first degree
* 2 or 3 years experience in Marketing Communications (experience in PR will be an advantage)
* Can develop & execute compelling PR strategy
* Experience with Corporate Communications & Media Relations
* Must have exceptional writing & editorial skills
* Personable with high human relational aptitude
* Not more than 30 years old

4. Senior Executive, Intelligence & Knowledge Management

Description

You will be responsible for managing the brand grading and valuation process – research, grading, collation & and analysis ranking and selection; providing relevant need-based research reports across portfolios. Internally, you will be responsible for managing our knowledge base and coordinate all professional development initiatives. Top performers will be offered a fast track to senior management responsibility.

Responsibilities

o Brand grading and valuation, collation, ranking, selection
o Generate relevant professional research reports across the organisation
o Managing relationships with research and knowledge partners
o Tracking, monitoring and documenting trends and developments within the Nigerian brandscape to update our internal knowledge base
o Coordinate all research efforts
o Plan and coordinate professional development efforts



The Person

o Conversant with both qualitative and quantitative research methods, methodologies & tools
o High analytical aptitude
o Numerate and extremely good with numbers- especially statistics
o Impressive business writing and reporting skills
o Proficiency with dbase management systems and research software
o At least 2 years in a research function

Its easy to say drop your resignation, (integrity stuff). But do you know if your boss wants it badly, he can really frustrate the lady to the point of surrender?

This makes no sense. How can the boss intimidate the lady "to the point of surrender" after she has resigned?

Halo 1 and Halo 2 were simply the best first person shooter games I'd ever played.
Too bad you don't like the genre, but it's the best of them. It's so much fun to play.
I don't expect Halo 3 to be much greater than the earlier ones, but I hope the story is wrapped up!

(It's like someone who doesn't like romantic movies asking "what's so great about Titanic?"

I fear poverty more than the rest. If you are poor, your 'good wife' will turn 'bad'. Hell is just someone's fantasy.

It sounds as if they are buckling up in response to what their customers are saying. That is encouraging!

I'm from Osun State. Actually, I've been in Ogun State all my life, but my parents are from Osun State. Hmmm, actually, my parents claim to be from Osun State because their parents are from there. It's really silly for anyone to claim to be from a particular region because your great ancestors were from somewhere else!

If unemployment is not painful, people will not be eager to work. Unemployment needs to be painful!
However, I sympathize with your current predicament and I hope you start your own business soon.

Unfortunately, I'm not.

Religion isn't really the cause of the trouble in the world. Most of the discord in the world is caused by prejudice, ignorance, and stupidity. Religion is merely a tool that is used to justify all these bad things.

BlackMamba:
Sure, if you can ferment and distill the corpse.

Classic!

What are you talking about? Drunk driving is a crime regardless of where the drinking takes place.
If you stop the car and you drink a bottle of whiskey, then you can be arrested once you restart the car!

Why are you living in a place you hate so much? Personally, I hate living next door to parents that regularly serve their children with brutality in the name of discipline. "Mummy please, please, kpa kpa kp!" every day.

Calm down, you don't need to post this more than once!

To an atheist, none of this is surprising. What do you expect from religions built on deception and magical thinking?

So sorry about your situation. You know what to do: start looking for another job.
Since you are not a prostitute, that is your only option. Embrace it and start acting now.
But you really don't need to resign. Just increase your productivity if given the chance.
And when you get a job offer somewhere else, embrace it immediately. Sorry about this!

Our God-given free will leads us to sin, which makes God angry,
which leads to natural disasters, which is all our fault, of course.

You must link to the web page you copied this from.

Hmmm. Actually, youtube is owned by Google and is better than Google Video.

What a question. Hmm,

Who is going to replace her? One of the boxers, of course. Boy, are we in serious trouble!

Moved to fashion section. Are you sure you can distinguish between these 'gemstones' and plastics?

Why hasn't she resigned, anyway? The funniest thing is that she hasn't even been there for long.