₦airaland Forum

Uche na pretty lady, met her recently at Ajah.
The lady still dey game.

OkpaAkuEriEri:
I will EPP because shes igbo

Like u and ur developer kinsmen did with the case of Christian Chukwu.

No one show face when we are searching for funds for Ex Green Eagle Captain Christian Chukwu's treatment.


Yeye people.

femi4:
Bunch of uncoordinated overage players

Nigeria no get shame.

the match be like when Secondary School Team dey play against Primary School.

yyha3314:
C.ronaldo is far better than barkalona dwarf


AKA



MESSI

Time will tell.

Philinho:
Ruggedman run for your life

Run to where.
Naira Marley will die in kirikiri prison.

Where is E-money when you need him?

GYBABA:
I gotta say that you dense gan ni and may that tribalist heart of yours rid you of good things. Even if I was somehow destined to be your benefactor I'll still not help because of your tribalism. Do you think Amaju Pinnick is a Yoruba person? So what do you mean by IPOB isn't represented? Well you're just dense that's just it

Amaju is Itshekiri, though i understand that they are partly yoruba due to their background.

ClearFlair:
Tinubu is not interested in any presidency. PDP have become jobless...they’re just spreading lies everywhere

Their is no smoke without fire.

Tinubu can't and won't be the President of Nigeria.

He's too power drunk.

Mynd44:
Actually, the Apapa gridlock can be solved in 60 days especially since the truck park has been 93% completed

Then the credit should go to Ambode.

Doubts if Sanwo-Olu will perform though.

Keeping my fingers crossed.

Xneg:
Over two years experience and you're still offering to pay 35k when owners wants 30, you have indeed signed never to be a car owner but to continue slaving for owners, dru23 will love you

You are wicked.

Megadrop:
Somebody puts up a car for 30k rental and you are telling him that 30k is not good enof that you can do 35k! Tmrw now you will change from who you are today to something else. That's what am battling with the driver of my other car. Don't say what you cannot do.

Wanted to comment, i just say make i mind my business.

Na those kain people go default easily.

Desperado.

iTearHerToto:
Most Nigerian souls were brought to earth with zero iota of shame

It's most peculiar to the Afonjas

You can't be hungry and be trolling

But Afonjas don't know that. How pathetic

Pukes

You no lie here sha.

OlawaleSmarter0:
Lol did I hit a nerve?

Look into the Mirror to see a born coward
Your generation are cowards
Imagine Igala colonized and enslaved the whole Igbo

Even Fulani herdsmen recent took over a village in Enugu killing 20 natives.
Killing dem home n away, una be Watford?

I hope Olounishakin sees this and post him straight to Sambisa Forest.

The one na physical yahoo yahoo.

EFcc, over to you.

Omihanifa:
But that Lord Triggs boy enjoy o

I dey tell you.

Seems not working today is a blessing in disguise.
Car needed to be sprayed today but Gidi rain say no be today.

kings59:
Follow what this person has said ooo. Since the snake is at the top of the roof, more likely in a hole, I can tell you that that snake is a black cobra( Naga specie).

That type of cobra is very agressive, they ain't affected by fumigation, onions, bitter kola, carbide or planting lemon grass.


My cousin left the room window open, and there was a hole on the net. That black cobra climbed the fense, from the fence, it stretched and rolled over the rope we use to spread cloth, from the rope it entered the hole on the net.

I wanted to go out and get something( I was the only one at home that night) , but before going, something told me to flash torch light at the curtain ,as I flashed light at the curtain, loo and behold I saw a long fat black cobra rolling itself on the black rod. I blinded its eyes with the rechargeable lamp I bought.


I can't fight or slaughter the snake alone, so I decided to keep the snake company by continuously talking and gingering myself. After 30 mins, my sis and mom came back home. They came in and saw me flashing light in the room. I told them to come and see. Immediately they both saw it, the shouted and began to shiver.



I then told my sis that our cousin left the window open and left for work. So I told her to go and call like 4 guys. She came back with them.

As I showed them the snake, to my greatest surprise, the 4 guys began to fight one another saying, " na me get the snake oo, na me go chop am" others were also saying same."


After I settled on how the snake would be shared, we all went in and the killing began.

I hit the head, it fell and began to roll in an unspecified direction, it was very fast, the other guy got the middle part by slicing it with a cutlass. The snake hurriedly crawled under the wardrobe. One of the guys quickly got the head as we shifted the wardrobe.

The snake died instantly and it's head was decapitated immediately.

I know the risk we took in killing that snake.


So Op please just call a snake charmer because that one on your roof might be able to spit. Its spit is very harmful to the eyes if not washed properly.



Also note that mating season is coming, June, July, august, be expecting like 4 to 5 of them.

Act quickly before june.



OR

You can buy a pussy cat, they are threat to snakes.

It's just like a kidnapper living next to you.

The cat is the ''kidnapper'' while the snake is the ''you"

It's very dangerous to live close to a kidnapper because one day dem fit kidnap or kill the person. So it is with cat and snake.


There is only two animals that can kill a snake but you can't find them in Nigeria or import them.

They are;


1. Mongoose

2. Honey badger( even lions are afraid of honey badger)

When snake bits these animals, the venom travels straight to its heart, the venom gets neutralized and becomes harmless, it bounces back through their veins.

Mongoose full Etinan, in Akwa Ibom State na.

condemn:
I so much hate this ruggedman. He done use one fake instagram account take report naira marley

E be like sey cockroach don enter you and that useless kemi brain.

Abi u deaf when Kobo Marley dey report himself to EFCC.

I pray he get jailed for like 2yrs.

No even no why Pastor Ebi free that useless Kemi sef.

tunlapapa:
This one also caught my attention.
Gone at those days that you see red apple in the morning till like 12pm on Monday, Tue and Wednesday, steadily at lekki 2.
Gone are the the days I would have made 10k before 12 pm.
Gone are the days that surge is always constant during closing hours at V.I.
Those days that there was always surge at ikoyi from 8pm.
Gone are the days that red apple would grow all over Lagos on Saturdays.
What those saying Uber( E-hailing) still pays are the ones that didn't see those days.

I love that conclusion.

ifex370:
I think the op smoked something...
How much is a night at eko hotel again?

300/400 dollars.

uselesscountry:
Nigeria will forever remain a uselessly hopeless poor country. Why arrest guys and tag them internet fraudsters . Poor guys. If not that Magu is a dunce

U need epp on how to locate EFCC office?

NaijaCelebNews:
This guy needs to shut up

Honestly, they are both the same.

seyi371:
you are the mugu.
He said the truth and monkey like you is calling him mugu. May Yahoo Yahoo defraud you of all your life savings.

Amen.

legendarymega:
Pls don't fall for the BET9JA guy,he is a scam
090-14-94-68-26. He wilp collect ur money, and bridge ur agreement

Why will anyone even fall for those people. Na me go give dem tips sef.

Choi!

ChiefSweetus:
God continue to bless Ugo Ehiogu who beat this proud fool till his Scandinavian ribs broke. Ikiot!

Ibra is a Slavian/Balkan though.

ChiefSweetus:
God continue to bless Ugo Ehiogu who beat this proud fool till his Scandinavian ribs broke. Ikiot!

Ugochi Onyewu you meant?


RIP to Ugo Ehiogu.

Jaynom:
Musa is 26 believe it or not. This is from a reliable source!

Musa is 37!

contigiency:
Buhari really disappointed ethnic jingoists over the reappointment of Emefiele.

Am telling you, they never anticipated it.

donphosphate:
Its a norm in Akwa Ibom joor. better constructed than this sef

No mind them, something we don dey Eket since 2011.