₦airaland Forum

sinaj:
The honeymoon should be in Maiduguri for lying to d guy, raising his hope high nd shattering it to pieces

sweetfreshboy:
I just heard of this visafone company giving out 10terabyte {10,000gb} on their daily and monthly blackberry subscription which goes for #65 and #1000 respectively. This sounds so amazing because I can actually share this large chunk of data with up to 5 order devices from the customised visafone blackberry and the speed is mad like the speed of light.

The customised visafone comes in both curve 4 and bold 5 which sells for 25k and 45k respectively..

A friend of mine has gotten his like 9days ago and I can tell u the speed and data volume is really mad as they said... This is far better than what any other telecom company in Nigeria is offering presently. He downloads at a mad speed on IDM with this stuff .

Is anyone out there too already enjoying this ahoof or willing to enjoy it..please share what u think here o.

Am waiting guys!

POLICECAP:
A pretty lady who identified herself as AGU CHIDERA JOY has
been trekking for 11 days now (probably before the guy
heading to otuoke). She began her journey from
ENUGU and is walking all the way to ABUJA.
She is presently at Abaji as at the time
Of this message.
Her trek isn't for any of the two parties but for both
parties and for every Nigerian as she has chosen her
theme to be #UNITYWALK.

Let's give her our support as she is the only lady in this current madness.

Idrismusty97:
She quit in Lokoja then rejoined her trekking partner in Auchi, How? By vehicle or trekking? He obviously wasn't waiting for her when she quit, she should go back from where she last stopped and trek back to him .

ta4ba3:
Nigerians planning on breaking the iseralites record

mirabel001:
Money I spent on indomie durin my university days can buy 6 plots of land in lekki




#teamindomie

chowlade:

I'm a Yoruba girl. I just cannot stand seeing some hateful write-ups against the Ibos. And the Ibos should try as much as Possible to resolve trubalistic feud with the yorubas amicably for peace to reign. Without further ado let's go into the brief list.

1.They are our brothers and sisters

2.Businesswise we cannot do without them (They are very ambitious)

3.They are mostly very hardworking than any other tribes in Nigeria

4.They our help in times of needs

5.We're one. anything that happens to Yoruba affects them also because we are one

6.They are more Educated than other tribes in Nigeria

7.They have good sense of humour

8.They are more Kind than other tribes

9.Ibos helps us to wade off hausas and Fulanis agressions.

10.Ibos are not aloof in Yoruba land like the other tribes.They'r very Jovial

11.Majority are Christians like the Yorubas

12.If the Ibos are Gone Yorubas are" Gunner"

13.They cannot do much without the Yorubas likwise vice versa

14.They've brought more development to this great nation Nigeria .

15.Our relationship is like Sharks and remoras but Yorubas are the Sharks(just Kidding)

This is not a tribe bashing Thread. Feel free to Add yours.

God bless the Ibos, forever we are one.

(Weeping).

AwesomelyMade:
Hmmm! Beautiful pics.

The dark one is Annie's copy

stephenduru:
Photos:Trailer falls along Ikorodu Road Lagos,driver and conductor feared dead.

The way accident is happening in Lagos these days is terrible.

A trailer filled with goods fell at Fadeji before Jibowu Jibowu along Ikorodu Road,Lagos.An eyewitness said the trailer was filled with many goods and it appeared the driver was drunk.

Source: http://.com/2015/05/tragedy-in-lagos-as-trailer-loaded-with.html

MizTyna:
Hi everyone,i'm Urhobo and my Urhobo friend on Facebook shares these proverbs on his wall,i loved them and thought to share with everyone,you dont need to be Urhobo to understand them though since they are in English. Enjoy!

*I no wan die naim make person dey drink medicine wey bitter

*Pikin and papa nor dey measure size of penis

*Head wey big,na neck dey suffer the consequence

*Na only look fowl dey look groundnut wey dey inside bottle

*Husband nor dey go in-law farm go by mistake[b] go cut penis[/b]

*Instead make bad tin happen,make rain fall

*Person no dey drink ogogoro dey smile

*Friendship no fit rabbit and hare

*Before person go roast plantain,roast yam finish,e hand must to black

*Man wey dey dance hard dance,na hin brokos e dey wahala

*Who yansh pepper no dey eat richman money

*Na wetin hoe dey do for farmer naim make am dey always carry am for shoulder

*Person wey show ripe palm fruit(banga) give old man naim dey help am harvest am

*Pikin wey witch/wizard send message no dey fear

*I no go fit climb,na for ground person dey talk am

*Person no dey straff(have s.ex) dey hiss

*Money dey sweet but e nr dey bring out oil

*If e better for hawk for up, e for no come down dey come carry small fowl

*Animal wey oba wan kill,na so so neck e dey for fat

*Who dey owe you money dey use style dey help you dey save am

*When you dash person goat,you go comot hand from the rope wey you take tie the goat

*Na hunger dey make person eat wizard food

*Mature woman nor dey fear penis

*Na see i see am pick naim small pikin dey take enter stealing

*Animal wey get pikin no dey hard to catch

*If madman no harsh,small children go dey use stone stone am

*E never better for people wey dem pray for finish,na come be the ones wey dem swear for?

*No be small thing woman breast see before e begin look down

*If who dey front no lost,who dey follow am no dey lost

*Who call you human being naim you dey call human being

*Wetin dey find blood,even if them give am palm oil,e nor go take

*Wetin pursue madman from inside hut for farm strong pass the madman

*I no gree naim dey tear cloth

*Na another person head fit to break coconut

*Who bend down dey look another person yansh,somebody else stand jeje for im back dey look im yansh

*No be small thing night see before day break

*Who dey beg for something na hin hand dey long pass

*Where person dey go and e wan sleep there,e no dey hurry

*Na short goat legs just short,if not goat na big animal

*Who dem carry for back nor dey carry another person

*Who wan born pikin must to naked

*When your person dey on top of orange,you no dey lick unripe one

*Na early morning person dey hurry

Feel free to add yours,which is your favourite?

osmoses:
Blackberry Phones.. Just in from US..


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ALSO AVAILABLE

Blackberry Q10..........................N33,000 (black) US USED LIKE NEW
Blackberry Q10..........................N35,000 (white) US USED LIKE NEW
Blackberry Z10..........................N23,000 (black) US USED LIKE NEW
Blackberry 9900 (Bold 5).............N14,000 (black) These units are new without retail boxes or accessories.
Blackberry 9700 (Bold 2)..............N8,000 (black)

Blackberry Q10..........................N39,000 (black) NEW
These units are clean as new.

Mosadel Touch..Shop 3, No:3 Obokun Avenue, Ojodu Lagos.

08034787849, PIn; 7FE248D8

This is the cheapest you will find.. so please dont offer unreasonable price. Thanks to those who bought already. Please leave us some good feed back. (ADEWOLE AND ENIOLA BIG THANKS)

FLAWLES:
Oboy;this one s strong . . .cleans Eye . .wait ooo. . .Chisos 1st to comment?1st time on NL(dedicating it to my pastor)Ha le lu Ja

mikron:
15. PATORANKING

Patrick Nnaemeka Okorie has a son with his baby mama & girlfriend, he calls him Ralphranking.

pinkycute:
That means..... You don't have a girlfriend then

Harbosede02:
Who is dis one nau??baba go and sleep jor!