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[quote author=Joshua070 post=72873979][/quote] Receive Nada!

You don mad Tey tey

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3 points for Everton. Chelsea can take a break.

oshe111:
The last time U guys won a cup, You were saving money to buy your first phone

Probably you were still in kindergarten, trying to figure out how to write ABC.....

oshe111:
How can I hate on a Mediocre Club?


U think my target is to become finalist or end as Second on the table


Don't make me laff

wetin you dey yan bro

oshe111:
How I wish he OWNED you a CUP instead

Haters at the Gate, calm down

Oga Klopp, you no go do changes

Broda Shaqqy on point

ZombiePUNISHER:
Liverpool 419

Chelsea fan spotted

Goaaaaaaaaallllll Mo'Salah

Divay22:
We that don't have anywhere to go.
We go Kukuma siddon house

Come spend am with me

You guys are rejoicing..hmmm, wait to see where the funds for the increments wil come from..
Are you thinking what I am thinking. Fuel price hike of course.

Enu OBO!

This guy is definitely a confused being

He said don't give it to friends / family,

He said don't give it to an experienced hand,

He said don't give it to Newbies....

Haba, who com remain?

Him¿¿

A funny Court case
Lawyers in the house, Abeg translate in a single sentence

#copied

A businessman was passing through town and having finished his appointed tasks had sought out an attractive lady to be his companion for a little recreational activity.

Having decided upon the amount of remuneration the said lady would receive in consideration of her part in the activities planned, they proceeded to a location to carry out the afore mentioned activities.

However on completion of the services rendered by the lady, the businessman reneged on the deal and refused to complete the transaction by paying the agreed amount!

Unfortunately the activities performed under the agreement between the Lady and the Businessman were, by Law illegal in the state that the agreement was entered into.

So the Lady, feeling rather peeved, decided that the legality of the activities was not a hindrance to her determination to ensure that she received fair remuneration for her time and skills.

The Lady took her grievance to the small claims court and the case came up before a Judge, who accepted the facts of the case as presented, which were:-

That on Tuesday 29 October 2018 Ms Dolly Winthrope entered into a contractual agreement with Mr Harry Grimshaw to rent for a specified period of time, a property owned by Ms Winthrope which she had inherited from her parents.

This property was situated in a quiet depression in a scenic location where a small well was situated surrounded by delicate virgin bushland.

Ms Winthrope alleges that Mr Grimshaw came onto the property in a roughshod manner and proceeded to erect a pump and drill a shaft into the well. Introducing pollutants into a previously pristine environment. Ms Winthrope was most upset and a witness remembers her crying”This is worse than Fracking!”

Ms Winthrope alleges that Mr Grimshaw removed the shaft and pump from the well in an extremely haphazard manner after a mechanical malfunction. Dragging his equipment through the undergrowth and flattening the previously untouched bushland. Ms Winthrope further alleges that Mr Grimshaw left the well considerably wider than it originally was, and with erosion around the perimeter. It became, Ms Winthrope alleges “A danger for small children.”

As Mr Grimshaw did not pay any of the agreed price for rental of the property. Ms Winthrope is seeking payment of the agreed contract price, in addition for the cost of the repair of damage to the property and compensation for the pain and suffering she has endured while having to helplessly look on as her heritage was being desecrated!

The judge ruled in favour of Ms Winthrope and had no Idea that the case was anything other than as presented. A dispute over rental of a parcel of property!

Cc Bob Johnson
www.Quora.com

Oga Stephen

Smellymouth:
Make una shut ff abeg.
No one gives a faack..

You look to be in your 20s, by the way, nice cornrows. #simplyseun

Simplep:
Hmm,do u kn my age?

You've got the gene too. keep it real

Simplep:
Stunning
Hw do this people do it?..40 and looking so lovely







Ftc

Shout out to all hustling babes like me with genuine hustles,may God bless us all with more money,work harder,keep pushing nd d sky will b ur beginning....no better joy dan spending 'YOUR' money

gone are the days of full length mirror at home for dressing, only face mirror. today, as long as the face is fully pancaked, the rest is story

Olalan:
You begin to wonder if some person's don't really look at the mirror before stepping out of their house

Millenniumlady:
Fine sir.

I am a young guy dear.
i was pretty much fascinated by both your moniker and signature hairdo ;

How you doing?

Millenniumlady:
Can you get it for me

This case between Tinubu vs Ambode reminds me of this story in the Bible

Ahithophel (Tinubu)was a counselor(godfather) of King David(Ambode) and a man greatly renowned for his sagacity. During Absalom's revolt he deserted David (Psalm 41:9; 55:12–14) and supported Absalom (2 Samuel 15:12).

David sent his friend Hushai back to Absalom, in order to counteract the counsel of Ahitophel (2 Samuel 15:31–37). Ahitophel had recommended an immediate attack on David's camp at a point where he was weary and vulnerable (2 Samuel 17:1-2), whereas Hushai suggested that "the advice that Ahithophel has given is not good at this time" (2 Samuel 17:7) and recommended delay while a larger army(election day) was assembled to counter David's alleged strength (2 Samuel 17:11-13). Perversely, "for the LORD had purposed to defeat the good advice of Ahithophel" (2 Samuel 17:14), Hushai's advice was accepted. Seeing that his good advice against David had not been followed due to Hushai's influence, Ahithophel apparently surmised that the revolt would fail. He then left the camp of Absalom at once. He returned to Giloh, his native place, and after arranging his worldly affairs, hanged himself(Backtrack ) , and was buried in the sepulcher of his fathers (2 Samuel 17:23).

A single person can't decide the fate of a whole 'Nation' like Lagos

@ololriLFC what's your prediction for tonight ?

This got me cranking

Maxcollins042:
At the moment, this is how it feels to be a united fan.

Mr wondah please I am interested in Web development. I am a rookie with a laptop and access to unlimited data
Here's my email. Oluwadeolu@gmail.com
Thanks in advance

MrWondah:
I think you should go for web dev.
Start with HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP then learn Jquery, or any JavaScript library.
If you are not good in maths you may have challenges in JavaScript. But don't give up.
All you need is a laptop, internet connection ( you'll need lots of bandwidth cos you'll be downloading lots of videos) and at least 4 hours daily. 1 hr to study, three hours to practice.
If you have the above I can show you good channels you'll get good videos and how to download them.