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Women with their insecurities. Today they will be looking for something to attract a man's attention, tomorrow they will be claiming Feminist.

Igbo come see your Amaka

Amakavula:
Someone should come to propose to me in Abuja please..

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Okuchris:
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Quick Advice

Day time friends and night time lovers. It’s more than a song, it’s a good life style choice — stay friends with your spouse during the day and be lovers at night.

If you want to make love to your wife at night, start in the morning.

Things change — respect each other and be willing to change. Remain flexible and open to compromise.

Stay true — cheating never works — the poison on your soul lasts forever. Never surrender your integrity.

Listen more than you talk. Think more than you say.

Don’t keep score. You don’t win at marriage. Strive to stay even.

Intimacy and affection are not always sexual. A promise is as good as the act.

Women crave sex for intimacy and acceptance — Men crave sex for validation. If either isn’t getting what they need, they will seek it elsewhere.

Sometimes she just wants to be held. If she doesn’t she’ll let you know.

Let him know you are interested. Don’t think he should see you are interested and act accordingly. If you want it ask. If you can’t muster the courage to ask, buy and wear an “I want sex outfit.”

Pick up after yourself. Flip the laundry. Do the dishes. Cook a meal or two or three ect and change a diaper. Neither took a vow to be the maid — if you did — the 1800’s called and want their vow back.

Don’t pick a fight. Stop. Wait. Think. Then say what you mean and mean what you say after you stop being angry.

Don’t go in thinking he or she will change or you will change them. Change grows organically from within.

Prepare for the day — that day — when you have to leave. Have money saved, a few changes of clothes and a place to go. Even the best relationships need a 72 hour cooling period.

Child Support sucks, but it’s better than the alternative — Jail. Visitation is in no way tied to the child support obligation — you owe whether you see them or not.

A divorce is like finding a woman you hate and buying her a house. If that joke isn’t funny — don’t buy a house.

Maintain your financial independence — you’ll need it eventually.
Death is still the number one cause of divorce. Everyone who was ever married either died or were divorced — you’ll need your financial independence.

Sometimes she cries for no reason — sometimes he broods over non-sense. This too shall pass.

He or she might be your one, but eventually they will be the half or the quarter — strive to keep growing back together.

Watch her family and see how her father treats her mother — that’s her expectation. Watch his family — that’s his expectation. If you can’t imagine living in such an environment — you won’t — don’t hesitate to reset your expectations.

Roughly a third of people will suffer from a mental illness during their lifetime. Better than even chance one of you will become ill. Acceptance — Treatment, early and often.


Children change everything. She will unapologetically love her children more than she loves you. If you can’t handle that, wrap it in latex.

Most fights start over money and end in the bedroom — good or bad.

A three-some is never a good idea. It’s a desperate decision — a cancer with no cure. If you have an open relationship, good for you, but follow your rules. Mileage varies.

Go to Taco Tuesdays and leave all your baggage at the restaurant. If he or she is at Taco Tuesday they are talking about you — and that’s okay.

Space is more than what’s 20 miles straight up, or the inches between your ears. Maintain your space and allow him or her their’s.

Don’t threaten divorce — you either are or you aren’t. Threats breed fear — fear leads to distrust — It’s nearly impossible to earn someone’s trust, again.

If you are on the couch and she is doing chores you are in the wrong place. Do things together.

If one of you is using drugs/alcohol and the other isn’t — there’s a problem. There is help available — use it.

Always plan for a divorce — you’ll eventually be right. See 17 above.

You are married to the person they are, but you’ll be in love with the person they were — reconcile those statements.

Once it’s over, it’s over. Move on quickly and quietly.
Protective Orders are never good — but sometimes necessary.

We can’t do anything about the ex parked outside your house — nor can we stop her from sleeping with a new man. Grow up — he or she married you — neither took a vow of celibacy. The contrary is true.

Don’t drunk text, call, write, or skype — Don’t drunk anything except sleep.

If you can’t control your emotions — leave — take a walk — pray. But whatever you do, don’t hit, slap, grab, pull, push, hug, knock, slam, choke, pinch, pin, head lock, arm bar, round kick, front kick or beat each other in anyway shape, form or fashion. If you must fight, use your words and remember anger equals ten feet. Never pick up a weapon in anger.

Domestic Assault is no joke. It’s 48 hours in jail, a fine, court costs, anger management classes, alcohol and drug testing and evaluation, and lifetime of regret — for the first offense.

Spousal rape is real. No still means No — even if there’s a ring, a vow and several days/weeks/months/years of unrealized expectations.

May the Lord grant you the courage to change the things you must, the grace to accept the things you can’t, and the wisdom to know the difference.

It's wizkid joor , potential baby mama

Wetin me sabi sef..

Wiz-Kid finally meet his dad


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OkpaAkuEriEri:
Fork her
If she's not Igbo,shes ugly.

Forever fake, they wanna be forever fake. Women with their insecurities . All of these just to screw/impress a guy who only care for the V-J

Mimienudles:

Happy birthday to my birthday mate, hope you enjoyed your self. God bless

Let's make it go viral

safarigirl:
it won't go viral.

I trust you

Life Lessons

Forget what’s urgent and focus only on what’s important.

A person who is nice to you but is not nice to the waiter is not a nice person.

A person who is nice to the waiter but not to you then you're definitely an a**hole.

Your bed is just a shelf you put your body when your not using it. Keep it clean.

Whenever you have the option to choose between the clock and the compass, choose the compass always.

Where you are going is more important than how fast you are moving.

Who you are is defined by what you’re willing to struggle for.

Either you are or you are not. Don’t try to be somebody you’re not

The key to life is to choose what you care about and not give a f**k about anything else

If you have a 10-year plan of how to get somewhere, you should ask: Why can’t you do this in 6 months?

If you let your learning lead to knowledge, you become a fool. If you let your learning lead to action, you become wealthy.

Only follow values that you can control
Your identity is everything invest in it.
Invest in your personal brand, how people perceive you in turn affect your balance sheet in the end.

Your resources come through your relationships.

If you are too busy for your relationships you will be busy for your resources.

If you lend someone $20 and never hear from them again it was probably worth it.
Everything goes according to plan if you have no plan.

Sometimes the greatest illusion possible is to blame a devil for what you did to yourself. Take responsibility for your actions.

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

Don't confuse your do and your who. You are a human being not a human doing. You are not what you do.

Don’t let these internet quotes define your relationship.

Everyone is temporary.

Don't brag about how much you know, instead teach, coach and mentor others.

Don't brag about how busy you are, instead let your work speak for itself.

Don't brag about who you know, instead connect like-minded people.

Don't brag about the past, instead celebrate the present.

Did you know? If you send a girl cash for transport to come over then she decides not to visit you & does not refund you that money... You can refer to SECTION 492(i) of the Criminal Codification Act & file a case of theft under false pretence, She can be jailed for up to 7 years?

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FUN FACT

- The reason you stay up late is because you don’t want your free time to end and tomorrow to start.

- When you close one eye, you see nothing through that eye (not even black). But when you close both eyes, you see black.

- You’ve probably broken tons of obscure world records you had no idea you broke.

- You always hear about the dangers of office workers sitting too much but never about children sitting for 8 hours a day at school.

- When a cashier asks if you found everything you were looking for, take their hand, look deeply into their eyes and say, “I have now.”

- If you wore a vr headset linked to a camera drone that was set to follow you from a few feet behind you could live in third person.

- There's always that one innocent spoon in every home that you just dislike for no reason.

- As children we’re told not to talk to strangers but as adults we’re considered anti social if we don’t talk to strangers.

- People who wear glasses or contacts have to pay to see. The rest do for free.

- People with asthma have to pay to breathe. Others do it for free

- When a phone sends a message alerting you to come use their app again, it’s really just a reminder letting know it’s time to delete it.

- Ironing boards are just surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a real job.

- Watching football is literally watching 22 millionaires chase a ball.

- People ask you what you do for a living so that they can calculate the level of respect to give you.

- If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no trouble with food, rent, or bills for the next 10 years regardless of your success.

- Humans relax to the sounds of birds screaming for sex.

- As much as I use my smartphone I don’t think I have ever seen it in any of my dreams.

IGBO AMAKA All na same. If you know, you know.

OPOLO EYES E No BE Open EYEs

skarlett:
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damickey:
https://savechelsea.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/monaco-want-david-luiz.jpg
Reports in France suggest that Chelsea have rejected a £17.6m bid from their London neighbors Arsenal for defender David Luiz

According to French outlet Le10Sport, as quoted by Metro, the gunners had a bid for the 31-year-old Brazilian defender turned down by Chelsea FC

David Luis made just 9 starts in the Premier League for Chelsea last season.


Source:https://savechelsea.net/chelsea-reject-17-6m-from-arsenal-for-david-luiz/

2 Europa League teams trying to outsmart each other at the night market.

hypothetically if that criminal is earning 30k per month, that equivalent to N9 millions in 1 month alone and N108 millions annually. please lets start dealing with this people in our own 'traditional court'

OK

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Tinubu

so Buhari is now a barber? , I guess he now cuts your hair

Donald95:
Sai barber. After all this gara gara of Uniform, if una go Russia go flop as usual, This cloth will be dumped one side for a better team

#Team BlackBerry

Effective battery life.

Good data plan.

Moderate usage of data.

Only for people wey no like distraction

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Lalas247:
Ramos is now on mane ...