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Riele:


Whenever Seun propose to me

Will you marry me?

Whizpeter:
I saw this late.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdNybMukCX1fFgP09TnY2qtfUL-peUi117QUNWwOBT2a_co7g/viewform

I already found an alternative and my friend was invited. Thank you.

Whizpeter:
Your friend should have registered.
Tell your friend to register, hopefully there's still space left.

Ok. Send me the link please

Whizpeter:
Your invite should be in your mailbox soon.

Venue is actually our office at Ikeja, Obafemi Awolowo Way.

When you get your invite, everything will be clearer to you.

I got the mail. Can I go with a friend?

Whizpeter:
Your invite should be in your mailbox soon.

Venue is actually our office at Ikeja, Obafemi Awolowo Way.

When you get your invite, everything will be clearer to you.

I am waiting.

Whizpeter:
Computer village Ikeja, 9am.

Make I just dey waka go computer village. No adress? Make I dey my house.

Whizpeter:
Attend tomorrow

Location and time?

Whizpeter:
Who wants to party with Teni this Friday?

We at Xiaomi Nigeria are bringing Teni to Computer Village, Lagos.

And we want all our MiFans to be present at the event.

There are lots of gifts to be won, games to be played and talents to be promoted.

Yeah, there'd be a talent hunt on that day for singers, comedians and dancers, and since Teni will be present, it may just be the opportunity you need to blow.

For the talent hunt, there'd be an audition at our office tomorrow.
Office is located Obafemi Awolowo Way, Ikeja, Lagos.

Only those who are successful at the audition will be allowed to partake in the talent hunt.

Gaining entry to the event is simple, you just have to fill this Google form with your details.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdNybMukCX1fFgP09TnY2qtfUL-peUi117QUNWwOBT2a_co7g/viewform

Date is 20th of December, 2019.
Venue is Computer Village, Lagos.

Don't miss it.

I registered. What next?

KanuSE:
What year are you getting married?

Are you interested in me?

Dem no dey telli person.

brokewaist:
That is how one of our young vibrant sister in church was showing signs of pregnancy but was still a virgin (Aproko women like us, we checked, she was intact).

My dear she was pregnant o, from play play. Thankfully brother did not deny, we just conduct wedding sharply.

Darling, please do a pregnancy test.

It's fine. Thanks

If you listen to some of "juice wrld" lyrics then you'll run from juju.

Bluefin:
Better don’t bother yourself they are just teasing you. Don’t take it to personal. This is how preggos are welcomed here.

Just test 3 weeks after ejaculation occurred then you can come back here and register/testify. If you are not pregnant then look for the FP thread so that you won’t have surprise pregnancy soon.

Thank you ma

BTW.. My periods are always irregular, Last two months my period started on the 28, it was supposed to come last month 28 but didn't come until 1st of this month. This is how it has been irregular all my life. Should I be bothered?

Liftedhands:
Ok we believe you. What plans do you have for the pregnancy ? Or you haven't decided yet? We don't support abortion here so you know.

Have you don test to confirm by the way?

I'm not pregnant. It happened two days ago and I wasn't even ovulating. My ovulation started today. But I wanted to know if it's actually possible to get pregnant that way. That's all.

Liftedhands:
LMAO he thinks he can fool us.

I am a female. Is this how it works in this thread?? I have been on Nairaland for as long as I can remember, but I have never seen a group like this. Damn This is wrong!!

Liftedhands:
You have been adequately answered. What next?

And the next thing Is to accuse me of using fake profile. I'm out. Thank you all.

Liftedhands:
Help you in which way? If you are a lady you've been advised to register, you said kolewerk?

Register for what exactly?? I only asked a question. I did not come to sign up for pregnancy stuff.

Liftedhands:
But seriously are you sure you are a woman? And not a guy posing behind a female moniker? I can smell it from a distance

If you won't help my situation please don't quote me please.

SapphirePRINCEX:
Pregnant virgin

Come and identify with your teamies

But seriously does grinding without sex really causes pregnancy?? Confirm fear dey my body. Lol

tyhgfrdeswscbhf:
How can two of u be playing around viginal and expect nothing to happen


U don't know dat some sperm swim faster Dan others

Sister abeg come and Register with ur mate and leave matter to Mathias

As a virgin you want me to register. Lol. Kolework.

Bluefin:
Yes absolutely, her now husband denied until the baby was born and was his spit image. He did a DNA test and confirmed the baby was his after which he married her and confirmed she was a virgin. She had her baby through CS as as God would have it baby is 6 now and they have had issues conceiving since then. But like she said he ejaculated inside her while attempting to penetrate so it is possible the sperm went in directly.

Also note that i recall in high school one of my classmates had narrated a similar encounter her mother had as a 16 year old which resulted in their first born who was significantly older than them. Sex is just sex. Pregnancy is just really sperm meeting egg and God having a plan.

He did not penetrate at all. He was only playing around the vagina then released on my thigh.

Can we ever have viewers on a thread like the day Joshua fought ruiz?

This is funny.

Tiwa savage and cloth dey fight.

Bluefin:
I did not think this was possible but it 100 percent happened to a friend.

As a virgin?

Godmademan:
Possible if the sperm cells are very motile

Wow

I don't know if this is the right thread to ask this question. But can a virgin get pregnant without penetration?? Normal romance and the guy released near the vagina. Any possibility to get pregnant? Thank you

They will visit the mortuary since.

Watin khafi wear so?

LINTUNE:
I don't understand,u don't want kids again?

Read well

Iranu

She go dey alright las las.