Politics › Re: I Know Nigerians Are Suffering- Buhari by SeverusSnape(m): 8:36pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
ajebuter: Dearest Mr president:
l read with disdain your Eid message and your commiseration over our plight and hardship but l assure you we are very much at ease knowing you are working around the clock here and abroad to ensure better life for us..
Now petrol is N145 a litre but we know you are saving the excess for our generation unborn..lf hunger kills the present generation, it is the price we must pay to ensure better lives for our progeny.
kerosene is N230 per litre but no qualm. we have already resorted to firewood but you should unleash EFCC on firewood sellers for corruption To refill our gas nko? it is a no go area but we are not perturbed . We have begun soaking our indomie and rice with beans inside water for three days. Nothing will derail your good intention for us
Transportation has gone up by almost 100 percent but we have resorted to the use of beasts of burden like donkeys and horses and if those ones also prove one kain, our legs are ready to continue to trek for you. thank God we practiced that during your campaign
Prices of food stuff have skyrocketted but we know its not your fault but the previous administration so henceforth we shall start planting on every available lands including cemeteries ( abi dead people dey need ground)
Unemployment is high and many have lost their jobs but its OK' we shall become masquerade dressers ..
ln fact we shall continue to sai baba for as long as we take breathe because we know you cannot right the wrongs of 16 years of the previous governments because you remain our saint forever and ever..
Sai Baba sir..
yours faithfully
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Romance › Re: The Guy Who Advice Me To Leave My Cruch, Is Now Dating Her!! by SeverusSnape(m): 8:31pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Sue him, Sharia court. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Sharpens Focus On Niger Delta By Garba Shehu by SeverusSnape(m): 8:14pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
diegwu01: Waiting for Kachikwu's report.... The Presidential Spokesman has given Nigerians a tip of what is on the presidents mind.. As usual the wailers would brag and place the Avengers as Untouchables in all of this, but trust me Buhari would always have his way and would be unstoppable when he decides to act. Nigerians would very easily support PMB as they have always done... So far the wailers thought the following was impossible; Locking Nnamdi kanu till date, Probing The Thieving Opposition voices, Metuh, FFK, GEJ's henchmen, Obanikoro, Crushing the Biafran / IPOB Uprising and demonstrations Prosecuting Saraki and highest placed PDP appointee deregulating the downstream sector Devaluating the Naira How about Buhari: Crushing the NDA paying his zombie the 5k stipend. Making a Dollar equal with a Naira. Feeding school children Creating three million jobs, and Defeating Bokoharam and Fulani herdsmen. Etc, And for devaluation, Didn't the dullard say he won't devalue? |
Politics › Re: Buhari Sharpens Focus On Niger Delta By Garba Shehu by SeverusSnape(m): 8:11pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: Fake Avengers Twitter Account Exposed. by SeverusSnape(m): 8:01pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: [PHOTOS] Mystery Tree That ‘bears Fruit In The Shape Of A ‘woman’ Found Growing by SeverusSnape(m): 7:46pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
I see lies. |
Politics › Re: The Super Tribe Of Nigeria(yoruba Nd Igbo)a Mmust Read by SeverusSnape(m): 7:25pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Ravenna: Sure we do get along well. I even fhuked a Igbo olosho yesterday. I like em big yello asses. More grease to your elbows. |
Politics › Re: The Super Tribe Of Nigeria(yoruba Nd Igbo)a Mmust Read by SeverusSnape(m): 7:11pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Bros, You too make sense... The two tribes get well together, It's only online they quarrel. |
Politics › Re: Ambode Arrests 10 Street Hawkers, Sends Them To Jail by SeverusSnape(m): 7:03pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Haba!... So they will spend Sallah behind bars?? |
Politics › Re: Buhari Sharpens Focus On Niger Delta By Garba Shehu by SeverusSnape(m): 6:59pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Please that dullard should not focus his attention to us.
Let him focus attention on the economy, security and of course, witch-hunting opposition members. |
Politics › Re: FLASH: Niger Delta Avengers Return To Twitter(pic) by SeverusSnape(m): 6:57pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Just like Nairaland... When you block a member, He/she opens a new account, thus breaking rule 19  |
Politics › Re: Fayose's Aide Lere Olayinka Releases Pics 2 Show APC/Fayemi's Fraud In Ekiti(pix by SeverusSnape(m): 6:49pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Where is EFCC?... EFCC won't see this one. But wait let it involve a PDP member, then they will swing into action and start dishing out gargantuan figures to the media.
Petitions have been sent to EFCC concerning the fraudulent activities of Amaechi, Fayemi, Fashola and other APC members, But mumu-ibn-hari is shielding them from prosecution. |
Politics › Re: I Know Nigerians Are Suffering- Buhari by SeverusSnape(m): 6:37pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
dauntless15: What did you do about it, besides travel and drink kunu abeg swerve Which Kunu?... That's better. What he takes is Brukutu! |
Politics › Re: I Know Nigerians Are Suffering- Buhari by SeverusSnape(m): 6:36pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
You know Nigerians are suffering? Ah... Ah... But your online zombies here are saying Nigerians are enjoying big time.  |
Politics › Re: Avengers Accuses APC Of Plotting To Remove Ikpeazu, Opens New Twitter Account by SeverusSnape(m): 6:36pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
“We don’t need money from anybody for dialogue.” “The only way peace will reign in Nigeria is by referendum to determine the fate of Nigeria,” it reiterated. In a series of tweets Tuesday, the militant group also announced to its followers that it was back after the shutdown ^^^ But some people erroneously think they are after money. |
Crime › Re: Robber Set On Fire In Emede, Delta (Photo) by SeverusSnape(m): 6:23pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
systemz: What about B/H members? Them too, As long as a person has the heart to take an innocent life, He also don't have a right to life. |
Politics › Re: Avengers Bomb NNPC And Chevron Pipelines by SeverusSnape(m): 6:11pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Buhari Feeds Disabled And Idps During Ramadan Fast Break In Abuja by SeverusSnape(m): 9:16pm On Jul 04, 2016*. Modified: 9:33pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Ajibel: The photographer has been given a job to do and he has a bit of an unfettered access to the President.
Again, like they say, a picture is worth more than a thousand words. So stories backed with pictures would give a better credibility and a visual cue of what is going on.
We are in a social media age and photos are a huge part of it.
You should learn to live with it under this government. GEJ did same too. Buhari is doing same. The next president would do same and maybe even use snapchat.
That's why we have pictures of our leaders on the internet we can use as memes and cartoons.
If anyone is fed up with the pictures, he can move to other stories  GEJ did same?... Like Buhari is doing?? GEJ's own was even much better, At least, It was about commissioning of projects mainly, all these Senseless and unimportant pictures weren't predominant. Buhari eats, they post Buhari laughs, they post. Buhari frowns, they post. Etc I won't be surprised if they post a photo of him straffing or pooing. That's what they do when they have no achievement to show. Pictures won't put food on the table of Nigerians. |
Music/Radio › Re: Whats The Title Of The Song Topping Your Playlist Right Now ? by SeverusSnape(m): 9:09pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
"China Roses" by Enya. |
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Buhari Feeds Disabled And Idps During Ramadan Fast Break In Abuja by SeverusSnape(m): 9:07pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
dayo23: Buhari has failed every common man on the street This is just the fact, A child in the womb knows this. I don't know about zombies. |
Crime › Re: Robber Set On Fire In Emede, Delta (Photo) by SeverusSnape(m): 9:01pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
AngelAhnie: it is wrong but the robbers should know Nigerians are always angry. That's right Angel. |
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Buhari Feeds Disabled And Idps During Ramadan Fast Break In Abuja by SeverusSnape(m): 8:59pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Ajibel: Government officials at every level have photographers to take pictures of events for future memory.
The pictures are not only for the official, it can also be requested for by individuals captured in the photo.
So, there is absolutely nothing wrong with these pictures being taken.
Fayose, Buhari's number 1 critic does same always to also portray himself as someone who loves the poor and downtrodden
If you get to political office someday even if it is as a mere commissioner, you'll do the same. Buhari's own is becoming too unbecoming. Even while preparing budget, He had to bring in a photographer, Just to portray himself as a serious administrator, But we know the truth, We know why he's doing all these. Same reason he wore suit during campaign, and snapped a picture with Osinbajo taking sachet milo. Just to deceive gullible people, Their strategy worked like magic, Have you seen Buhari donning a suit since then??... As for Fayose, He has always been a grassroot man, So it's expected. When you have no tangible results to show, you show photos. We're now in a dictatorial photocratic government. |
Crime › Re: Robber Set On Fire In Emede, Delta (Photo) by SeverusSnape(m): 8:45pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
This is wrong. I recommend J.J for ritual killers only.[size=3pt]AngelAhnie[/size]  don't you think so? |
Politics › Re: Buhari Sacks Kachikwu As GMD Of NNPC by SeverusSnape(m): 8:30pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
FabioPeter: When the minister is from the south, the GMD has to be from the north or vice versa.That has always been the arrangement. But Buhari is the minister of petroleum na... Kachikwu is just the minister of state. So you see? |
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Buhari Feeds Disabled And Idps During Ramadan Fast Break In Abuja by SeverusSnape(m): 8:27pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Keneking: One portion of rice with one piece of meat 
Who feeds them tomorrow?
Buhari sef No more "Jonathan sef"  I can see that the "Buhariasis Bacteria" (BB) is leaving you gradually. |
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Buhari Feeds Disabled And Idps During Ramadan Fast Break In Abuja by SeverusSnape(m): 8:20pm On Jul 04, 2016*. Modified: 8:55pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
*shaking my head vigorously*
Just when I thought I've seen it all, Another one hits me on the face, another photocratic charade.
Okay fine, Feeding disables is a nice gesture, But must he have to position a camera man to capture the action just to portray himself as someone who loves the poor and downtrodden. Buhari is a monstrous hypocrite.
As you feed those ones, Make provision for millions of Nigerians languishing in the ocean of hunger and starvation, because they've resorted to stealing, thanks to the hardship you meted out to them. |
Politics › Re: Soldiers On The Frontline Against Boko Haram Complain Of Neglect by SeverusSnape(m): 8:11pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Their commander in chief has failed them. |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Feeds Disabled And I.d.ps ( Photos ) by SeverusSnape(m): 8:09pm On Jul 04, 2016*. Modified: 8:34pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
*shaking my head vigorously*
Just when I thought I've seen it all, Another one hits me on the face, another photocratic charade.
Okay fine, Feeding disables is a nice gesture, But must he have to position a camera man to capture the action just to portray himself as someone who loves the poor and downtrodden. Buhari is a monstrous hypocrite.
As you feed those ones, Make provision for millions of Nigerians languishing in the ocean of hunger and starvation, because they've resorted to stealing because of the hardship you've meted on them. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Sacks Kachikwu As GMD Of NNPC by SeverusSnape(m): 7:44pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
southpole: Tell us any southern minister that have perform exceptionally starting from FASOLA, may be BUHARI doesn't want the confusion in Abia or the used of housemaids names by the queen of Anambra to spread to the petroleum sector. Actually you are right that Northerners are more trust worthy. I didn't say that, Zombies did. I guess Abacha, Buhari, Dasuki and other Northern looters are trust worthy. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Sacks Kachikwu As GMD Of NNPC by SeverusSnape(m): 7:31pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
idupaul: If you are a lover of Nigeria it time we prepare all call for the resignation of the mad man of Daura. .I was a die hard supporter of Buhari but right now Country comes first
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Politics › Re: Breaking News: Buhari Sacks Kachickwu As GMD Of NNPC-- Sahara Reporter by SeverusSnape(m): 6:23pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
President Muhammadu Buhari has sacked Emmanuel Ibe Kachikwu as the group Managing Director of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation and replaced him with Maikanti Baru. I came to look at the name of the person he replaced him with, And I wasn't disappointed, Buhari can't conceal his nepotism. Since southerners aren't qualified, according to zombies, Let him continue appointing the core northerners who are more qualified. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Sacks Kachikwu As GMD Of NNPC by SeverusSnape(m): 6:14pm On Jul 04, 2016*. Modified: 7:36pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
President Muhammadu Buhari has sacked Emmanuel Ibe Kachikwu as the group Managing Director of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation and replaced him with Maikanti Baru. I came to look at the name of the person he replaced him with, And I wasn't disappointed, Buhari can't conceal his nepotism, favouritism and bias. Since southerners aren't qualified, according to zombies, Let him continue appointing the core northerners who are more qualified. See the BOARD OF DIRECTORS, 80 percent core northerners too, No federal Character. I remember many Buhari Ass-lickers saying Northerners are more Trustworthy, Seriously; Zombiesm is worst than terrorism. I dey laugh those my people wey think say Buhari na man of integrity and unbiased  man of integrity my ass. |